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Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad Why are you lying in the road? Didn't you see, that light turn red? Now there are tracks, across your head. Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Tom the Toad Why are you lying in the road?
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat Why does your tongue hang out like that? Why were you running from the mutts? Now that truck, spread out your guts... Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish, Why are you lying on the dish? You did not see the hook ahead, And now your head is stuffed with bread. Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish, Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug, What are you doing on the rug. You did not see the foot ahead, and now your just a spot of red, Oh Bill the bug, oh Bill the bug, What are you doing on the rug.
Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?You didn't look as you jumped out,A ten-ton truck ran up your snout!Oh Froggie Fred, Oh Froggie Fred,Why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
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