Willie's Underwear

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Willie's Underwear  

On the night that Willie died
He called me to his side
And he gave me his dirty underwear.

They were baggy at the knees
And they smelled like liver cheese
Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore.

Oh I threw them in the sky
And the birds refused to fly
Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore.

Oh I threw them in the well
And the rats they ran like....heck
Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore.

Now Willie's dead and gone
But his underwear live on
And they're hangin' on the line for all to see.

Now remember and remember well
For you can't avoid the smell
Of the underwear that's Willie's memory.

Now Willie's dead and gone
But his underwear live on
And they're hangin' on the line for all to see.

Now remember and remember well
For you can't avoid the smell
Of the underwear that's Willie's memory.


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