I Wanna Be A Dog
(Barry Louis Polisar, Rainbow Morning Music)
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna wag my tail,
Chase cars, and knock over garbage cans,
And bite the person who brings the mail.
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna drool on the floor,
Get pats on the head, chase cats, get fed,
Chew your shoes and bark at the door.
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna big wet nose,
I wanna run in the street, get mud on my feet,
And jump up onto your clothes.
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna dig big holes,
I want to sniff French poodles and basset hounds,
And pee on telephone poles.
Bridge:
Oh, I wanna have dog breath, I wanna learn to growl,
Scratch fleas and ticks, and run after sticks,
I want the moon to make me howl. (Howl!)
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna sleep on the ground,
Bein' human these days is just a little too crazy,
I just wanna be a hound. (Repeat last 2 lines.)
Bridge:
Oh, I wanna have dog breath, I wanna learn to growl,
Scratch fleas and ticks, and run after sticks,
I want the moon to make me howl. (Howl!)
Oh, I wanna be a dog, I wanna sleep on the ground,
Bein' human these days is just a little too crazy,
I just wanna be a hound. (Repeat last 2 lines.)
- Seamus Kennedy
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Gets on Everybody's Nerves (The Kids Album)
- The Marvelous Toy Time: 2:16
- Wee Willie's Lost His Marley Time: 3:05
- Larue The Snake Time: 2:22
- The Dunnes Song Time: 1:56
- The Good Housekeeping Pet Time: 1:52
- The Wee Kirkcudbright Centipede Time: 2:08
- I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly Time: 3:05
- There's A Hole In The Bucket Time: 2:32
- Don't Stick Your Finger Up Your Nose Time: 1:30
- I Am The Music Man Time: 5:09
- Ma, Ma, Will You Buy Me A Banana? Time: 1:03
- The Old Sow Time: 1:32
- I Wanna Be A Dog Time: 1:54
- The Unicorn Time: 2:26
- When You Come To The End Of A Lollipop Time: 2:21
- I Know A Song (That Gets On Everybody's Nerves) Time: 1:09
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