I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly
(Rose Bonne/Alan Mills, Peer International)
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly;
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her!
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
BIRD - How absurd to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, etc.
CAT - Fancy that, to swallow a cat!,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, etc.
DOG - What a hog, to swallow a dog!,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, etc.
GOAT - She just opened her throat and swallowed the goat
COW - I don't know how she swallowed a cow,
HORSE - She's very coarse to swallow a horse,
HIPPOPOTAMUS - She just opened her epiglottimus,
And swallowed the hippopotamus!
DINOSAUR - I bet she was kind o' sore,
When she swallowed the dinosaur.
She swallowed the dinosaur to catch the hippopotamus, etc
- Seamus Kennedy
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Gets on Everybody's Nerves (The Kids Album)
- The Marvelous Toy Time: 2:16
- Wee Willie's Lost His Marley Time: 3:05
- Larue The Snake Time: 2:22
- The Dunnes Song Time: 1:56
- The Good Housekeeping Pet Time: 1:52
- The Wee Kirkcudbright Centipede Time: 2:08
- I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly Time: 3:05
- There's A Hole In The Bucket Time: 2:32
- Don't Stick Your Finger Up Your Nose Time: 1:30
- I Am The Music Man Time: 5:09
- Ma, Ma, Will You Buy Me A Banana? Time: 1:03
- The Old Sow Time: 1:32
- I Wanna Be A Dog Time: 1:54
- The Unicorn Time: 2:26
- When You Come To The End Of A Lollipop Time: 2:21
- I Know A Song (That Gets On Everybody's Nerves) Time: 1:09
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