Put All Your Faith In The Pill
The Bothers-in-law
So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill
The pill is a birth control method
It's the best one developed to date
You get somebody's daughter
To take one in water
There's no mess and no time to wait.
So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill
It's been proven and tried by the Russians
The Chinese now make them at home
And it may not be true,
But word has leaked through
They are now being tested in Rome. (oh oh)
So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill
So throw out your old fashioned methods
As you joyfully leap into bed
You can take your saran wrap
Back into the kitchen
And use it for cooking instead
So put all your faith in the pill
Put all your faith in the pill
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill
So here's to the boys in the back room
The chemists whose faith will not die
For they're working there still.
On a birth control pill
That's fifty percent Spanish Fly!
So put all your faith in the pill -- Mom!
Put all your faith in the pill -- Dad!
The Doctors have said
You can hop into bed
And put all your faith in the pill -- tonight!
- Various Artists
-
Rude Rock and Dirty Ditties
- Circular Impression - The Extras Time: 1:44
- Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun Time: 3:08
- Motor Car - The Tradewinds Time: 2:36
- Disco's In The Garbage - The Incinerators Time: 1:51
- Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis Time: 2:15
- Come Outside - Judge Dread Time: 2:37
- It's So Hard To Say I Love You (While Your Sitting On My Face) - Marty & The Muff-Tones Time: 3:25
- Who Put The Pepper (In The Vaseline) - The Merrymen Time: 2:18
- It's All Rite... - Barbara Markay Time: 2:52
- Fuck Me Forever - Connie Lingus Time: 2:00
- I Ain't Gettin' Any - The Monks Time: 2:40
- The Encore Song - The Grandpa Band Time: 1:59
- My Ding-a-ling [Toy Bell] - The Bees Time: 1:47
- Woman In Love - The Tradewinds Time: 3:57
- Superman - Celi Bee & The Buzzy Bunch Time: 4:03
- Nice Legs Shame About Her Face - The Monks Time: 1:35
- The Wanker's Song - Ivor Biggun & The Red-Nosed Burglars Time: 2:29
- Stickball - P. Vert Time: 2:48
- Please, Betty Jane - Mike Russo & The Dellwoods Time: 2:04
- You Can't Get - The Tradewinds Time: 3:27
- Take Your Love (And Shove It) - Kane's Cousins Time: 1:47
- The Pill - The Brothers-In-Law Time: 2:25
- Up With The Cock! - Judge Dread Time: 2:16
-
