Toy Bell [aka My Ding-a-ling]
Sung by The Bees in 1954
Then I was a babe I had a crying spell
Grandma bought me a toy bell
She gave it to me when it started to ring
And she called it my ding-a-ling
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
On my it's the cutest thing
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
When she plays with my ding-a-ling
There was girl next door
I want to play with her yo-yo
I played with her yo-yo on the string
And she played with my ding-a-ling
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
On my it's the cutest thing
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
When she plays with my ding-a-ling
When I was a boy in Sunday school
The preacher preached his golden rule
When the choir stood up to sing
I played was playing with my ding-a-ling
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
On my it's the cutest thing
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
When she plays with my ding-a-ling
When you're young and on the go
You're ding-a-ling won't ever get sore.
When you're old and you've lost your sting
You won't need the darned old thing.
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
On my it's the cutest thing
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
When she plays with my ding-a-ling
- Various Artists
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Rude Rock and Dirty Ditties
- Circular Impression - The Extras Time: 1:44
- Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun Time: 3:08
- Motor Car - The Tradewinds Time: 2:36
- Disco's In The Garbage - The Incinerators Time: 1:51
- Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis Time: 2:15
- Come Outside - Judge Dread Time: 2:37
- It's So Hard To Say I Love You (While Your Sitting On My Face) - Marty & The Muff-Tones Time: 3:25
- Who Put The Pepper (In The Vaseline) - The Merrymen Time: 2:18
- It's All Rite... - Barbara Markay Time: 2:52
- Fuck Me Forever - Connie Lingus Time: 2:00
- I Ain't Gettin' Any - The Monks Time: 2:40
- The Encore Song - The Grandpa Band Time: 1:59
- My Ding-a-ling [Toy Bell] - The Bees Time: 1:47
- Woman In Love - The Tradewinds Time: 3:57
- Superman - Celi Bee & The Buzzy Bunch Time: 4:03
- Nice Legs Shame About Her Face - The Monks Time: 1:35
- The Wanker's Song - Ivor Biggun & The Red-Nosed Burglars Time: 2:29
- Stickball - P. Vert Time: 2:48
- Please, Betty Jane - Mike Russo & The Dellwoods Time: 2:04
- You Can't Get - The Tradewinds Time: 3:27
- Take Your Love (And Shove It) - Kane's Cousins Time: 1:47
- The Pill - The Brothers-In-Law Time: 2:25
- Up With The Cock! - Judge Dread Time: 2:16
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