This wonderful 5 CD collection by Ron & The Rude Boys can be
purchased for
£21
for Non-UK buyers and
£19
for UK buyers.
The price includes the songbook in Word format emailed to you.
Please note we do not sell these CDs. If you have order fulfillment issues please email Mike Williams (
leachim@btconnect.com )
the seller of the CDs.
Wayward Boy
I walked the street with my prick to my feet,
I heard a voice come to me,
A lovely maid looked out and said,
"I need someone to screw me !"
Said I, "My dear, you needn't fear,
For I have heard your pleading,
It's very plain I can ease your pain,
I've got just what you're needing."
I've heard of you, my wayward boy,
Your name is known quite widely,
But I can't come down, I'm sad to say,
My door is bolted tightly.
My father is a Minister,
My maidenhead does cherish,
So every night he locks me tight,
So horny do I perish.
She stood out there in the midnight air,
With the wind blowing up her hinder,
And her arse all bare and her cunt all hair,
So I climbed up right behind her.
Said I, "Young maid, don't be afraid,
The pleasures can be thrilling,
If you're someone who wants some fun,
The wayward boy is willing."
She jumped into bed and covered up her head,
And she swore that I couldn't find her,
But I knew damned well she lied like hell,
So I jumped in right behind her.
I shoved old Pete right through the sheet,
And up her organ grinder,
The white of an egg ran down her leg,
And the rest remained inside her.
On the very next stroke, the damn bed broke,
Her father came a-gunning,
I hit the floor with my prick all sore,
I got to my feet a-running.
I left that lass in my bare arse,
As a shotgun blast did find me,
For weeks in bed I was picking out lead,
With a mirror held behind me.
As years went by, I thought with a sigh,
When fancy did remind me,
So one fine day I made my way,
To the girl I left behind me,
She was still locked in to keep off men,
She didn't look much older,
But she'd had her joys; three girls, four boys,
And a baby on her shoulder.
- Ron & The Rude Boys
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Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 1
- Joke [Circumcision] Time: 0:38
- The Lobster Time: 2:30
- The Alphabet [aka Hey Ho Says Rolly, aka The ABC Song] Time: 2:40
- The Engineer Time: 3:34
- Balls of Kerrymuir Time: 3:38
- Whoredean Time: 3:36
- Ring the Bell Verger Time: 2:28
- Barnacle Bill Time: 4:39
- Thrashing Machine Time: 3:17
- Dinah Time: 1:57
- Sailor Boy Time: 0:45
- Cats On The Rooftops Time: 4:05
- In Mobile Time: 3:33
- Black Bull Came Down From The Mountain Time: 2:48
- Alluette Time: 5:02
- Three German Officers Time: 3:18
- All Queers Together [aka The Sexual Life of the Camel] Time: 4:24
- Sing Us Another (1) Time: 4:22
- Red Flag Time: 1:37
- Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 2
- Joke [Parents Deaf & Mute] Time: 1:26
- No Balls At All Time: 2:06
- Kathusalem Time: 3:25
- John Brown's Prick Time: 1:49
- Drive It On [aka I Gave Her Inches One] Time: 3:20
- Good Ship Venus Time: 3:56
- Fuck 'em all Time: 1:03
- Lydia Pink Time: 2:49
- Roll me over Time: 3:27
- She Was Poor But Honest Time: 4:47
- Life Presents a Dismal Picture Time: 2:07
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:41
- Ring a Rang a Roo Time: 5:06
- Woodpecker song Time: 1:31
- May of Bayswater Time: 3:08
- Wayward Boy Time: 2:25
- O'Reilly's Daughter Time: 1:48
- Monk of Great Renown Time: 5:24
- Sing Us Another (2) Time: 3:48
- Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 3
- Joke [Bowl Movement Regular at 8] Time: 0:33
- Seven Old Ladies Time: 1:53
- Yo-Ho Time: 2:12
- Little Red Train Time: 2:41
- Twelve Days of Christmas Time: 3:10
- The Rugby Song Time: 2:49
- Oh, Sir Jasper Time: 4:09
- Knobby Hall Time: 2:36
- The Tinker Time: 3:11
- Money Rolls In Time: 2:54
- Bang Bang Lulu Time: 1:54
- Darkie Sunday School Time: 2:44
- Baker's Boy Time: 3:00
- Oggie Land Time: 1:28
- Grandfather's Cock Time: 0:49
- Sambo Was A Lazy Coon [w/ "Asshole Rules The Navy" chorus] Time: 1:05
- Christopher Robin Time: 1:06
- Did you ever see ? Time: 2:16
- Blinded by Turds Time: 2:28
- A-roving Time: 2:41
- Old Apple Tree Time: 1:57
- Sing Us Another (3) Time: 4:05
- Rude Rugby Songs: Vol. 4
- Joke Time: 1:19
- Keyhole in the Door Time: 2:32
- H. A. N. D. Time: 1:47
- Sweet Violets Time: 2:48
- Three Jews from Jerusalem Time: 4:16
- Rajah of Astrakan Time: 1:46
- Sombrero Time: 0:50
- Ivan Scavinsky Scavar Time: 2:50
- Old King Cole Time: 4:52
- Hitler Has Only One Ball Time: 1:11
- Sing Us Another (4) Time: 4:19
- Department Store Time: 1:49
- Carolina Time: 1:40
- Us Devon Boys Time: 1:21
- Wee Wee Song Time: 0:50
- Toothbrush Time: 0:25
- Four Old Whores Time: 1:30
- Casey Jones Time: 2:21
- Don't Want to Join the Army Time: 2:21
- Bastard King Of England Time: 2:48
- Doggies Meeting (spoken) Time: 0:52
- Sing Us Another (5) Time: 4:06
- Bye Bye Blackbird Time: 2:54
- Rude Rugby Songs: Festive Fun
- Jingle Balls Time: 2:36
- We Wish You a Shag at Christmas Time: 1:52
- Fuck Off You Drunken Gentlemen Time: 2:32
- Fa La La La La (Deck the Halls) Time: 1:40
- Sing Us Another One (Xmas Version) Time:4:13
- What Shall We Do with a Homo Sailor Time: 3:08
- Sing a Song of Syphilis Time: 0:27
- The Alphabet Time: 2:26
- The Engineer Time: 3:18
- Thrashing Machine Time: 3:02
- Kathusalem Time: 3:10
- Woodpecker song Time: 1:19
- Don't Want to Join the Army Time: 2:07
- Three Jews from Jerusalem Time: 3:59
- Seven Old Ladies Time: 1:41
- Christopher Robin Time: 0:56
- No Balls At All Time: 1:53
- The Lobster Time: 2:16
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