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Old King Solomon

Old King Solomon he had two rabbits -- one of them was a buck
Put them in a cage one night to see if they would --

Fighting, sparing Britishers love to box
I wouldn't go out with an Irish girl for fear of getting the --

Promenade and serenade all around the town
I would go in for a five pound touch [?] if I only had half a crown

Some girls marry for love, some girls marry for riches
Give me the girl that marries for what he's got under his --

Bring your children along to school before they get to six
Before they know their ABC's learn how to use their --

Peter Murphy had a dog a very fine dog was he
He lent him to his lady friend to keep her company

That very same night.  That same old night took it out to hunt
It hunt high, it hunted low. It hunted right up her --

Get away you dirty dog.  Your making my courage rise
'Cause there's only one man in this town who's been between my ---

Country girls are the best for frolicking in the grass
They'll take it in their lily white hands and stick it right up their --

Artichokes and cabbages and have them all for supper
If another man sleeps with another mans wife, he is a fool if he doesn't --

Frolicking, roll, twist & turn having lots of fun
The best thing out for an Irish girl is a real good solid

Rhubarb, Rhubarb sticks as heavy as brass
With a turn of the hand and a flick of the wrist sling it right under their --

Ask me no more questions. I'm going to tell you more lies
'Cause a man was hit with a bag of it right between the eyes.


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