The Sailor's Tale
Now the sailor told me before he died
Although I recon that he might have lied
No matter how he tried and tried
His wife was never satisfied
So he fashioned her a thing of steel
Two brass balls and a great big wheel
The two brass balls were fill with cream
And the whole darned issue was driven by steam
Now around and around went the great big wheel
And in and out went this thing of steel
Until at last in joy she cried,
"You can stop it Jack. I'm satisfied!"
But this is a story of mechanical...
They had made no gagget for stopping it
On and on with mechanical efficiency
Far past the point of sex sufficiency.
For the next nine mouths or so he said
His wife lay groaning in her bed
He fed her on a diet of bolts and nuts
And a clanking noise came out of her guts
When the time was up to her was born
A Frankenstein with a chromium horn
Riveted balls and guts of brass
Armor plating around its .....
- Johnny Logan
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