Did You Ever See?

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Did You Ever See?

Oh, I got an Aunty Sissy,
And she's only got one titty,
But it's very long and pointed
And the nipple's double jointed.

Did you ever see,
Did you ever see,
Did you ever see,
Such a funny thing before.

Oh, I've got a cousin Rupert,
He plays outside center for Newport,
The think so much about him
That they always play without him.

I've got a brother Daniel,
And he's got a cockerspaniel,
If you tickled 'im in the middle
He would lift his leg and piddle.

Oh, I've got a cousin Anna,
And she's plays the grand piana,
And she ram aram arama,
Till the neighbors say "God Damn Her.""
 


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