Having a Bit Tonight

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I'm Having a Bit Tonight


I've got a stupid question, what could the answer be?
My mother's got a rolly-polly, pudding on the way.
I saw her put the suet* in, the currants in as well,
Now you will be surprised at the story I will tell.

I'm having a bit tonight, tonight; I'm having a bit tonight.
My mother says I must be fit if I can have this Spotty Dick**.
I love to rolly-polly; it fills me with delight.
I'm having a bit to teach to sow, I'm having a bit tonight
(lalalalala; lalalalala)

The youngest of our family never gets his share.
I used to be the youngest, and I never thought it fair.
Now Mother's had a baby, so everything's alright.
I'm not the youngest anymore, I'm having a bit tonight.

There's Mary and there's Susie, and cousin Ted as well,
And then the lawyer from next door, he likes his men as well.
And then, of course, there's Granpapa, he is so very tough.
Although he's nearly ninety-four, he's a bugger for his stuff.

* Suet is a fat around the kidneys and it is used in the traditional making of mincemeat pies and other desserts.
** Spotted Dick is a type of pudding made from self-rising flour, suet, salt and milk with currants, sultanas or raisins
 


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