The More Vulgar Minded
She went for a ride in a Morgan
The chauffer was named Sonny Jim
He fooled with her sexual organ
The more vulgar minded say QUIM.
Now she had a figure imperial
And men beat a path to her box
But she came down with sickness venereal
The more vulgar minded say POX.
Her efforts got honorable mention
There wasn't a man she wouldscorn
One look and they came to attention
The more vulgar minded say HORN.
They would crowd just watching her make water
'Twas a spectacle charming to see
She could leak for a mile and a quarter
The more vulgar minded say PEE.
One night the Good Fairy came riding
And offered a wish to the lass
While she sat on her buttocks deciding
The more vulgar minded say ASS.
She said, "If I were built like an elephant
Up to heaven I'd go
I'd sit on the edge of creation
And drop turds on those buggers below.
In spite of the slimmest of chances
She's passed over those heavenly walls
And now she is Belle of the Dances
The more vulgar minded say BALLS.
- Oscar Brand
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Bawdy Songs Goes To College
[ca. 1960]
- The Girls From Campus Hall Time: 1:52
- Four-letter Words Time: 2:40
- Study In Anatomy [aka The Portions of a Woman] Time: 2:27
- Drinks All 'Round [aka Peter Murphy Had A Dog OR Ask Me No Questions] Time: 2:19
- Seniors In Town Again Time: 1:41
- Glorious [aka The Soldier and the Sailor w/Glorious One Keg Chorus] Time: 2:16
- M.O.T.H.E.R Time: 1:15
- Was It You Who Did The Pushing? Time: 0:37
- The More Vulgar-minded Time: 1:38
- Ride On Time: 1:29
- The Duchess And The Student Time: 2:58
- Old Soldiers Never Die [variant on The Sailor's Wife with different chorus and tune] Time: 2:33
- Four For Three [aka Lydia Pinkham] Time: 3:01
- The Codfish Song Time: 2:07
- Father's Grave Time: 1:52
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