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  • Here's a toast to those who make toasts worthwhile -- Our Wives!

 

  • Here's to our better halves,
    Who reconcile us to our poorer quarters!

 

  • To a Wife.

    She is a winsome wee thing,
    She is a handsome wee thing,
    She is a bonnie wee thing,
    This sweet wee wife o' mine.

    lowe, 1910. 

 

  • Here's to my wife!
    Wish her long life!
    She's mightily good looking, unrivaled at cooking;
    Knows all about medicine, as inventive as Edison;
    Just plumb full of grit, has no equal for wit;
    Sees the point when I joke, insists that I smoke;
    Never chews the rag when I get a jag;
    She knows how to sew, still calls me her beau.

    lowe, 1910. 

 

  • Here's to a good wife,
    The greatest blessing Heaven can send --

    lowe, 1910. 


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