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• Here's to it and through and to it again
  To suck it and to screw it and to screw it again
      So in with it out with it 
      Lord work his will with it
  May you always want to do it again.

• Here's to the girl named Louise
  Who's pussy hair hung to her knees
  The crabs got together
  and Knitted a sweater
  So in the winter her pussy wouldn't freeze. 

• Here's to the girl from Chester
  Who said to the guy who undressed her.
  'I think that you'll find
  You should lick my behind,
  'Cause my pussy is starting to fester.' 

• All hail to the naked female,
  Big of bust, round of rear, pretty tail!
  Her lack of resistance
  Keeps the race in existence;
  May our yen for her tail never fail! 

• We dedicate this to the cunt,
  The kind the broad-minded guys hunt:
  All hail to the twat,
  Willing, thrilling, and hot,
  That wears peckers down, limp and blunt! 

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