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Here's a toast to those who make toasts worthwhile -- Our Wives!
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Here's to our better halves,
Who reconcile us to our poorer quarters!
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Here's to our wives, who fill our lives
With little bees and honey!
They break life's shocks, they mend our socks, --
But don't they spend the money!
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To a Wife.
She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a bonnie wee thing,
This sweet wee wife o' mine.
lowe, 1910.
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Here's to my wife!
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Here's to a good wife,
The greatest blessing Heaven can send --
lowe, 1910.
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Wish her long life!
She's mighty good looking, unrivaled at cooking;
Knows al about medicine, as inventive as Edison;
Just plumb full of grit, has no equal for wit;
Sees the point when I joke, insists that I smoke;
Never chews the rag when I get a jag;
She knows how to sew, still calls me her beau.
lowe, 1910.
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Here's to our wives, who fill our lives
With little bees and honey!
They break life's shocks, they mend our socks, --
But don't they spend the money!