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learned it, please email me at
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Rule Britannia marmalade and jam.
Five Chinese crackers up your asshole
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Rule Britannia marmalade and jam
Three Chinese crackers up your asshole
Bam, bam, bam
Rule Britannia marmalade and jam.
One Chinese cracker up your asshole
BAM!
Drink it down, down, down....