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Christopho Columbo
Spoken by singer: Strike up the band
Another voice: Up your ass Butch
Spoken by singer: Fuck you. You son-of-a-bitch.
In fourteen-hundred and ninety two.
A dego from I-tali-o
Walked down the street of Spain by day
Yelling hot ta-mali-o.
Columbo, Columbo
He thought the world was round-o
That high fanatical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo
He went unto the queen of Spain
He asked for ships and cargo
Swore he'd be a son of a bitch
If he didn't bring back Chicago
Queen Anne she say, "Columbus dear
"Please now don't get frantic
"But what will you do for pootang
"When you sail the broad Atlantic?"
Oh Columbo, Columbo
He thought the world was round-o
That high fanatical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo
Spoken by singer: Play it you son's of bitches. Move in there.
Another voice [in falsetto]: Whoo, hooo. Whoo, hoo. Hey Butch.
Spoken by singer: That will really make you get a hard-on,
boys.
Woman's voice: Break it, break it [?].
They sailed for month and months
The sailed the broad Atlantic
And for a piece of poontang
That whole damned crew was frantic.
His prick was like a mast pole
He grabbed sailor by the neck
And shoved it up his asshole
Oh Columbo, Columbo
He thought the world was round-o
That high fanatical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo
Spoken by singer: Lower the boom you cocksuckers.
Another Voice: [unintelligible]
The skipper's wife came on deck one day
Selling shirts and collars
But with her cunt in just five minutes
She made five thousand dollars
There was a monkey on this deck
This monkey's name was Jumbo
He grabbed Columbus by the neck
And slid it up his asshole
Columbo, Columbo
He thought the world was round-o
That high fanatical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo
Oh Columbo, Columbo
He thought the world was round-o
That high fanatical, geographical
Son-of-a-bitch Columbo
Spoken by singer: Fuck you too, brother.