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The ABC Song
[aka The Sailor's Alphabet]
(As sung by Edgar Howard in the early 1980s)
A is for assholes all hairy and fat
And
B is for the bollocks on a tomcat
C is for cunt that topped full of piss
D is for dingle all diseased from it [??].
E is for the end of a snotty old dick
F is for the farmer who that freggin so think [??]
G is for G-string and gissim galore
H is for Helen who shit on the floor
I is for inn where you freak as you please
J is for jerk who dabs off on his knees
K is for kiss my ass, son of a bitch
L is for a lousy old whore with the itch
M is for Mary who screwed in the grass
N is for negro with his nose up her ass
O is for Oscar Wild doing his bit
P is for his pecker all covered in shit
Q is for classible[?] character in town
R is for a rubber-neck hanging around
S is for shithouse none dare approach
T is for the turd that upset a coach
U is for eunuch and eunuchs galore
V is for the verse on the shithouse door
W is for whore-- the bitch of all bitches.
X is the ten spot that pulls down her britches.
Y is for yaller gal who screwed in the grass.
Z is for the zero who goes up her ass.