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Girl Scout Camp  

'Chorus: I don't wanna go to
Girl Scout camp
Gee Mom I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go home
Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The buses that they give us
They say their mighty fine
But when they turn a corner
They leave their wheels behind
The counselors that they give us
They say their mighty fine
But without their make-up

They look like Frankenstein
The food that they give us
They say it's mighty fine
But a doughnut rolled off the table
And killed a friend of mine
The lifeguards that they give us
They say their mighty fine
But when your in the water
Your life is worth a dime
The water that they give
They say it's mighty fine
But it looks like dirty water
And tastes like turpentine
The nurses that they give you
They say they're mighty fine
But when you come in dying
They sit on their behind
The lots that they give you
They say they're mighty fine
But when you sit upon them
The bugs are right behind
The beds that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But when you lay upon them
You break your little spine


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