This is a slightly reinterpreted version of the underground recording.
Ready?
Shave'em Dry. 1...2...1.....
I've got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumbs,
I got something 'tween my legs that'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry
When you hear me hollar baby come on shavem dry.
Well I fucked all night and all day baby,
And I feel just like I wanna fuck some more.
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em
baby how I want you to try.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bells do ring.
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if fucking was the one thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be fucking all night, until the clock struck seven,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, shave'em
dry.
[Instrumental]
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell pepper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Oh great God, Oh, shave 'em dry,
Please now baby, come on shave 'em
dry.
A big sow gets fat from eating corn,
And a pig gets fat from sucking,
When you're sweetest as pork, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fucking.
Oh great God, Oh, shavem dry,
Please now daddy, shavem dry.
My back is made of whalebone,
And your cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin' was made for workin' men's two dogs[?],
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
- The Asylum Street Spankers
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Nasty Novelties
- Shave 'em Dry Time: 3:24
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