I'm Cracking Up for the Lack of Shacking Up
I'm a-cracking up
From the lack of shacking up
I'm a-cracking up
From the lack of shacking up
I come from the isle of come-i-wanna-lay
I'm cracking up from a lack of want-you-too
Oh lay me (oooh, oooh)
Oh lay me (oooh, oooh)
Oh lay me (oooh, oooh)
Oh lay me (oooh, oooh)
Tiny boobies (tiny boobies)
In the wine (in the wine)
Make ya feel happy (make ya fee happy)
Make ya feel fine (make ya feel fine)
Princess Pappua has lots of papaya.
She loves to give it away
You can hear all of the neighbors say
She gives you the fruit
All the way down to the root-toot [??]
Oh me-a, oh my-a
You should really try-a
Some of Princess Pappua's papaya
And there was granny singing on the outhouse door (without her nightie)
And grandpa yelling: More! More! More!
And then the hinge broke
And granny ain't a swinger any more!
- Bill "The Fox" Foster
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The Fox: Songs Banned In Boston
- [Introduction] Time: 0:30
- [All Day All Night Mary Anne] Time: 0:21
- [You Made Me Love You, You Woke Me Up To Do It] Time: 0:19
- [Nobody Wants You When You're Old And Gay] Time: 0:16
- [Strangers In My Tights (Tune - Strangers In The Night)] Time: 0:21
- [Give Me A Home Where The Buffalo Roam] Time: 0:27
- [I'm Your Mailman (Tune - Bye, Bye Blackbird)] Time: 0:52
- [Swing Low Sweet Chariot] Time: 1:36
- [Request For The Gong Show] Time: 0:33
- [Rock Son Instrumental] Time: 1:11
- [Limericks (With Unusual 'Punishment' Song)] Time: 4:28
- [Lady Has Silent Clean Farts (Joke)] Time: 0:37
- [Zigg-zoggy (Down-Down Chant)] Time: 0:19
- [Barnacle Bill The Sailor] Time: 2:26
- [On Your Head, On Your Head, Etc (With Ziggy Zaggy Oy Oy Oy)] Time: 0:38
- [Hey La-de La-de-low] Time: 4:02
- [Yank By Doodle Its A Dandy, And It's A Grand Old Fag (fragment)] Time: 0:21
- [Her Nipples Were Pink As Rooster Stink (Tune - The Girl I Left Behind Me)] Time: 0:25
- [I Wonder What's Under A Scotsman's Kilt (A Whang, A Wang)] Time: 0:33
- [Missionary Shits In Cannibal's Soup (Joke)] Time: 0:34
- [La Da Da Da] Time: 0:21
- [Rule Britannia (instrumental)] Time: 0:19
- [Seagulls O'er The Ocean Created Great Brittan; AND, Passengers Will Please Refrain (Same(?) Tune)] Time: 0:53
- [The British Grenadier's Syphilitic Prick] Time: 0:53
- [These Foolish Things Remind Me Of You] Time: 0:22
- [Sit On A Happy Face, And How Can I Tell You I Love You When You Are Sitting On My Face] Time: 0:40
- [We're Off To See The Wild West Show] Time: 5:22
- [Granny On The Out House Door (Tagline From End Of Wild West Show)] Time: 0:34
- [Zigg-zoggy (Down-Down Chant)] Time: 0:21
- [Hail Hail The Gangs All Here, What The Hell Do We Care] Time: 0:21
- [I'm Cracking Up From The Lack Of Shacking Up Along With Princess Papya Time: 1:04
- [Balls To You Partner] Time: 1:59
- [Old McDonald Had A Farm] Time: 2:04
- [Unknown Song] Time: 0:37
- [Allewetta (Ends With Dear Mom Your Son Is Dead Tune) Time: 2:43
- [Boo And Yaa (recitation)] Time: 0:43
- [Zigg-zoggy (Down-Down Chant)] Time: 0:19
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