Seagulls Created Great Britian

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Seagulls O'er The Ocean Created Great Britain

Seagulls flying o'er the ocean
When their bowels receive the motion
Drop their little droplets in the sea.
That is how they formed Great Britain -
It was by the seagull shittin'
And the evidence is here for all to see.

Now passengers will please from

While the train in the station

Now we're in the park
Goosing statues
 


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