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Ramblin Hunchback

I am a ramblin' hunchback, I ramble around
I ramble thru your cities, I ramble thru your towns.
And I went into a truckstop to get me some lunch
Where all the truck drivers made fun of my hunch.
Well I said sticks and stones may injure my bones,
But words will never hurt me, so leave me alone!
I was scratchin' my back, and when I looked up,
A blonde, hare-lipped waitress poured coffee in my cup!
It was love at first sight, as my brew I did sip,
She patted my hump, as I caressed her lip!
And I left with that waitress, because, as you see,
The womens all love my deformity!
I am a ramblin' hunchback, I ramble around
I ramble thru your cities, I ramble thru your towns.
And I went into a truck-stop to get me some lunch
Where all the truck drivers made fun of my hunch.
- Patrick Sky
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Songs That Made America Famous

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