Cock and Bull
[I met a] pretty little girl, her name was Gene
Said she was twenty but she was just fifteen.
I took her to my pad and I took her to my bed
And I also took away her maidenhead.
Bring out the whiskey bring out the beer
Give me the phone I call you my dear
Never seen a pub that quite so full
On a Thursday evening as the Cock & Bull
I met her mom she [.....muddled.....]
She was six foot tall big as me
Took me to her house put me in bed
She wouldn't let me go 'til I was almost dead.
Bring out the whiskey bring out the beer
Give me the phone I call you my dear
Never seen a pub that quite so full
On a Thursday evening as the Cock & Bull
[.................muddled.................]
Found out later that the bastard was a queer
Chased me around the room I ran into the hall
When he finally nabbed me on the toilet wall.
Bring out the whiskey bring out the beer
Give me the phone I call you my dear
Never seen a pub that quite so full
On a Thursday evening as the Cock & Bull
I ran to the house of the husband and the wife
[.................muddled.................]
Mother on the bed, daughter on the floor
The old man listening at the toilet door.
Bring out the whiskey bring out the beer
Give me the phone I call you my dear
Never seen a pub that quite so full
On a Thursday evening as the Cock & Bull
- Filthy Fred and Dirty Dick
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Crud
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