Put On Your Old Grey Bustle
Put on your old grey bustle
And get out there and hustle
Tomorrow the mortgage's coming due;
Put your ass in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get five take two.
Put on those old pink panties
That used to be your aunties
We're going for a hustle in the hay
With a hole in the middle
Where you uncle used to diddle
In the good old fashioned way.
Put on that old grey corset
If it don't fit force it
The boys are minding it today
As the bee's make honey
Get out and make some money
In the good old-fashioned way,
Put on that old blue ointment
The crabs' disappointment
We'll kill those buggers where they lay;
Though it scratches and itches
It'll kill those sons of bitches
In the good old-fashioned way.
- Bob Smith
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At The Pub With Bob Smith - 54 Traditional Pub Songs
- I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts (Reprise) Time: 0:45
- Bob Smith apologizes for bad jokes & songs Time: 1:06
- I Don't Want To Join The Army Time: 0:48
- Intro to Christmas Day Song Time: 0:15
- Christmas Day In The Cook'ouse Time: 0:48
- Row, Row, Row Time: 0:53
- Adventures At Butlins Time: 3:52
- The Eagles They Fly High In Abilene [In Mobile] Time: 0:16
- Mother's Lament [Your Baby Went Down The Drain] Time: 0:59
- A Little Bit Off The Top [aka When I Was Eight Days Old] Time: 0:14
- Don't Cry Lady [.. I'll Buy Your Goddamned Violets] Time: 0:25
- Sister Grace Time: 0:11
- Big Bad Bruce Time: 1:59
- Jokes Time: 0:15
- Puff The Tragic Faggot Time: 1:07
- Lambeth Walk Time: 0:10
- Intro to the following two songs. Time: 0:23
- April Showers Time: 0:50
- My Mammy Time: 1:58
- Ding-A-Ling Time: 5:29
- Little Brown Mouse Time: 0:26
- Lecherous Bob Smith and intro to I 'Ad 'Er song Time: 0:37
- I 'Ad 'Er (The Somerset Folk Song) Time: 1:02
- Intro to the Vatican Rag Time: 0:36
- Vatican Rag Time: 0:51
- Put On Your Old Grey Bustle Time: 1:02
- Two Lovely Black Eyes Time: 0:14
- Three Old Ladies [Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be?] Time: 1:14
- Good Night and a Joke Time: 0:15
- If You Love Bob Smith / Why Was He Born So Beautiful Time: 0:27
- Welcome and Bad Jokes Time: 0:36
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