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Once I Had A Secret Love
Well, once I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me
And when he asked about my need
I said "To you my ass is free"
And when he asked "Why is it free?"
I said "Sealy Mattress sponsored me.
"Last night we were on channel four
"And my secret is no secret anymore."
Now I shout it from the highest hill
I should have took my birth control pill
At last my ass is an open door
And my secret is no secret anymore.
- La Wanda
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Watch It Sucker!
- Once I Had A Secret Love Time: 1:41
- Hoe House Blues Time: 2:02
- Whore Joins Church [joke] Time: 2:01
- Crazy House [joke] Time: 1:16
- Bus Driver [joke] Time: 2:07
- Thermometer [joke] Time: 0:59
- Bye Bye Black Bird Time: 0:58
- Ring Dang Do [Recitation] Time: 0:54
- Star In The East [joke] Time: 1:15
- Darkie [joke] Time: 1:38
- The Buggy Ride Time: 3:39
- Open Drawer Whores Time: 2:06
- Suck It Dry [recitation] Time: 2:16
- Karate Monkey Time: 1:22
- The Hoe'n Game [recitation] Time: 1:46
- It's Your Thing Time: 0:46
- Five And Twenty Virgins [aka The Ball of Kerriemuir, recitation] Time: 4:37
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