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Ring the Bell Verger
Down in the belfry chauffer lies
Vicar's wife between his thighs
Boys can poke it from afar [??]
Stop fucking wife. Start fucking car!
Ring the bell Verger, ring the bell Verger
Perhaps the congregation will condescend to sing
Perhaps the village organist sitting on his stool
Will play upon his organ and not upon his tool.
Verger in the belfry stood
Grasp in hand his mighty pud
From afar the vicar yells
Stop pulling pud and pulling fucking bell.
Ocean liner six days late
Stoker, stoking stoker's mate
Voice from captain over wire
Stop poking mate and start poking fire!
- Sportsdic Records: Mighty Absalom
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Mighty Absalom Sings Bathroom Ballads
- Ring The Bell Verger Time: 1:24
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