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The Alphabet Song [aka Anthony Rolly]
C is for cunt, all dripping with piss
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
and D is for drunkard who gave it a kiss
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
E is for eunuch with only one ball
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
and F for the fucker with no balls at all
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
G is for gonorrhoea, goitre and gout,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
and H is for harlot that spreads it about
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
I is for injection for syphilis and itch,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And J is for jerk of a dog on a bitch
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
K is for kiss the virgin thought nice,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And L is for lecher who stuffs it in twice
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
M is for monk - the dirty old sod,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And N is for nun what he put in the sod
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
O is for orifice now fully revealed.
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
and P is for penis with foreskin back-peeled
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
Q is for quaker that shat in his hat,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
and R is for roger who rogered the cat
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
S is for shit-pot all full to the brim,
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And T is for turds that are floating therein
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
U is for usher who taught us at school
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And V is for virgin who played with his tool
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
W's for whore whose fucking's a farce
"Hey Ho," said Rolley;
And X, Y and Zed you can shove up your arse
With rolley polley, up'em and stuff'em
"Hey Ho," said Anthony Rolley
- Sportsdic Records: Jock Strapp Ensemble
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Rugby Songs Vol. 3
- Alphabet Song Time: 2:56
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