Mother Never Told Her

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Her Mother Never Told Her

'Twas a cold winter's evening, the guests were all leaving.
O'Leary was closing the bar
When he turned and he said to the lady in red,
"Get out; you can't stay where you are."

She shed a sad tear in her bucket of beer
As she thought of the cold night ahead.
When a gentleman dapper stepped out of the phone booth
And these were the words that he said:

"Her mother never told her the things a young girl should know
About the ways of college men and how they come and go, mostly go.
Time has taken her beauty and sin has left its sad scar.
So remember your mother and sisters, boys, and let her sleep under the bar.

Her mother never told her the things a young girl should know
About the ways of college boys and how they come and go, mostly
go.
Age has taken her beauty and sin has left its sad scar.
So remember your mother and sisters, boys, and let her sleep under
the bar."

 


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