The Ring Dang Do
The Ring Dang Doo now what is that
It's round and dark like a bowler hat
It's good for me and it's good for you
And it's what they call the Ring Dang Do
There was a girl and a bright young maid
Of men and boys she was sore afraid
One night she woke with a feeling you
That there was a stranger with a Ring Dang Doo
He father come up and angry stood
Said "You have lost your maidenhood"
Pack your things and your satchel too
And get the hell out with your your Ring Dang Doo
So she went to the city and became a whore
She hung this sign up on her door
One dollar each and three for two
To take a little crack at her Ring Dang Doo
To the army came and the army went
The price went up to fifty cents
They caught the clap and the looies too
And the seven year itch from her Ring Dang Doo
So the M.P.'s came and they shot her dead
The troops filed by as she lay in bed
And on a pole for the public view
They hung it up there her Ring Dang Doo
O the Ring Dang Doo now what is that
It's round and dark like a bowler's hat
It's good for me and it's good for you
And it's what they call the Ring Dang Doo
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