Shave 'em Dry (polite version)
All of you cack woman, you'd better put on the walk,
'Cause I'm gonna get drunk, and do my dirty talk.
The money and the baboon, playin' in the grass,
And the monkey got mad, and whipped his yes-yes-yes,
Talkin' 'bout shave, mama's going to shave 'em dry,
And if you don't know, mama's goin' to learn you how.
You know a elephant, he's big and stout,
He would be all right, if it weren't for his snout,
Talkin' 'bout shave, mama's gonna shave him dry,
And if you don't know, I'm goin' to learn you how.
I ain't rough, I ain't tough,
I'm just a stomp-down roller, and I like to strut my stuff,
Talkin' 'bout shave 'em, mama's goin' to shave 'em dry,
And if you don't know, mama's gonna learn you how.
I met a man, lives down the way,
He had so much money, until I had to stay,
I was talkin' 'bout shave 'em, mama's goin' to shave 'em dry,
And if you don't know, mama's goin' to learn you how.
If you meet your man, and he tell you a lie,
Just pull out your razor, and shave him dry,
Talkin' 'bout shave 'em, mama's gonna shave him dry,
'Cause I don't want no man, tell me no dirty lie.
- Various Artists
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Raunchy Business: Hot Nuts & Lollypops
- Sam-The Hot Dog Man - Lil Johnson Time: 2:27
- My Stove's in Good Condition - Lil Johnson Time: 2:23
- Wipe It Off - Lonnie Johnson Time: 2:41
- The Best Jockey in Town - Lonnie Johnson Time: 2:23
- Shave 'Em Dry, No. 1 - Lucille Bogan Time: 2:18
- Shave 'Em Dry, No. 2 - Lucille Bogan Time: 2:32
- He's Just My Size - Lillie Mae Kirkman Time: 2:17
- If It Don't Fit (Don't Force It) - Barrel House Annie Time: 2:19
- Furniture Man Blues, Pt. 1 - Lonnie Johnson / Victoria Spivey Time: 2:31
- Furniture Man Blues, Pt. 2 - Lonnie Johnson / Victoria Spivey Time: 2:32
- My Pencil Won't Write No More - Bo Carter Time: 2:23
- Banana in Your Fruit Basket - Bo Carter Time: 2:32
- Get 'Em from the Peanut Man (Hot Nuts) - Lil Johnson Time: 2:35
- Get 'Em from the Peanut Man (The New Hot Nuts) - Lil Johnson Time: 2:23
- Driving That Thing - Mississippi Sheiks Time: 2:44
- Bed Spring Poker - Mississippi Sheiks Time: 2:35
- Lollypop - Hunter and Jenkins Time: 2:25
- Meat Cuttin' Blues - Hunter and Jenkins Time: 2:23
- You Got to Give Me Some of It - Buddy Moss Time: 2:33
- Butcher Shop Blues - Bernice Edwards Time: 2:30
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