My Man John

My Man John

Maid Mary having broke the handle of her Hair Broom & hearing that Man John had a long Stick that wou'd fitt it, desir'd him to put it in for her.

My Man John had a thing that was long.
My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy.
My Man John put his thing that was Long
into my maid Mary's thing that was Hairy.
My maid Mary then stirr'd it about,
till with stirring and stirring at length it came out,
but then my Man John thrust it in once again,
and knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain;
but John with much knocking so widen'd the hole,
that his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul,
'till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore,
cry'd, "a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more!"

Baltimore Consort / Merry Companions
- The Art of the Bawdy Song
  - I Gave Her Cakes and I Gave Her Ale Time: 1:17
  - Taking His Beer With Old Anacharses Time: 1:04
  - Fye, Nay, Prithee John Time: 0:57
  - Cold and Raw Time: 3:14
  - Miller's Daughter Time: 1:12
  - Will Said to His Mammy Time: 2:13
  - Old Fumbler Time: 1:15
  - Walking in a Meadowe Greene Time: 3:54
  - Celia Learning on the Spinnet Time: 1:32
  - Tom the Taylor Time: 1:03
  - My Lady's Coachman John Time: 1:09
  - Irish Jig (The Night Ramble) Time: 2:27
  - Come Sirrah Jacke Hoe Time: 2:03
  - Dainty Fine Aniseed Water Time: 1:05
  - Most Men Do Love the Spanish Wine Time: 1:04
  - My Lady and Her Maid Time: 0:48
  - As Roger Last Night to Jenny Lay Close Time: 1:19
  - Pox on You Time: 1:33
  - Ladie Lie Near Me Time: 2:24
  - 'tis Women Makes Us Love Time: 1:05
  - Sir Walter Enjoying His Damsel Time: 1:02
  - My Thing Is My Own Time: 3:53
  - Here Dwells a Pretty Maid Time: 0:38
  - My Man John Had a Thing That Was Long Time: 1:49
  - When First Amyntas Sued for a Kiss Time: 2:49
  - More Palatino Time: 2:57
  - Poor Owen Time: 2:26
  - Where They Drank Time: 0:33
  - Come, Come, Let Us Drink Time: 1:34