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TEN BARNES HASH CIRCLE SONGS
1. ONE BLACK ONE (For the hares)
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way,
And the hares, (and the hares) and the hares, (and the hares)
And the hares on the dicky dido hung down to her kneeeeeeees,
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down …….
2. WHY WERE THEY BORN SO BEAUTIFUL? (For the hares)
Why were they born so beautiful
Why were they born at all?
They’re no bloody use to anyone
They’re no bloody use at all.
They may be a joy to their mothers
But they’re a pain in the arsehole to me!
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ……
3. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COQUE? (For the checkin’ chicken)
Has any seen my Coque, My big Rhode island red?
It's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head
(Circle: Who said head?.... )
He stands straight up in the morning and gives my wife a shock,
Has anybody anybody anybody anybody andbody seen my coque?
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down .…..
4. HERE’S TO ….
Here’s to…….. he’s true blue
He’s a hasher through and through
He’s an arsehole so they say
He’ll never get to heaven in a long long way
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down …….
5. HIS ONE SKIN
His one-skin hangs down to his two skin
His two-skin hangs down to his three
His three-skin hangs down to his foreskin
His fore-skin hangs down to his knee
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ...…
6. DOUGH RAY ME (to The Sound of Music, Do Ray Me)
Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
Far, a long way to the john,
So, I’ll have another beer,
La, La, La, La, La, La, La,
Tea, no I’ll have another beer,
And that’ll bring us back to,
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ……
7. ZULU WARRIOR
Ale, zooma zooma zooma, ale zooma, zooma, zea,
Ale, zooma zooma zooma, ale zooma, zooma, zea,
Drink it down you Zulu warrior, drink it down you Zulu chief, chief, chief,
chief,
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down …….
8. HE’S THE MEANEST
He’s the meanest, he sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest, he’s the horses arse
Ever since he found it, all he does it pound it,
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s arse
He’s always pissing on us, he’s mean and he’s dishonest
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s arse
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down …….
9. MEET THE HASHERS (to The Flintstones)
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history,
From a village in West London
They’re the leaders in debauchery,
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Drink it down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down ……
10. SHE’S ALRIGHT
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s a bit flat chested, but she’s alright.