INDEX {hi Pages, HO Scngo)
AIR FORCE 801
AAD'S ARE TINKER TOYS
ALOUETTE
AMERICA THE BU.mUTIFUL
AOM
aviator's hymn
aviator's t0a5t
AULD Li»NG SYNE
ball of ballyhoor
beautiful slant eyes
bee bop a jesus
bye bye assholes
by the light of the flickering match
ballad of the u.s. marine
cat and hwse
cats on the roof tops
CHU LAI
CHU LAI BAY
CHU LAI MOTAIWI
CHU LAI TOWERS
COOL WATER
DANANG
DANNY BOY
DON'T GIVE M3 AN ABLE k DOG
DRAFT DODGER'S THEME
FIGHTER PILOT'S LAMENT
FIREMAN'S SONG
FIRST OF MAY
FOLLOW THE BAND
FRIER
GLIDER PILOT'S LAMENT
GOOD NIGHT SUCKERS
GROCERY STORE SONG
HAMBURG ZOO
HERE'S TO THE MAJORS
HOTCHA
HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
HYMN
I CAN'T FORGET DANANG
I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE NAVI
IKE'S SONG
I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO
I LOVE Iff GIRL
III CHINA THEY NEVER EAT CHILE
I'M A NON-COMBATANT PUKE
IRISH KZE3 ARE SMILING
ISN'T IT GRAND BOYS
IT'S aLL A BLOODY SHaME
I WAS MARRIED UP IN THE AIR
JESUS SAVES
RAF09ZALUM
KiyKPER OF THE EDDY3T0NE LIGHT
KING OF TH1:; ROAD
LAST f'TiHT I STAYED UP LATE
LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
LET ME CALL YOU SWiiETHEART
LI DI, LI DI, LI DI
LLFE AT HOME
MARINE GREEN
MARY ANN BURNS
MINNIE THE MERMAID
MY PLASTIC JESUS
NELLIE DivRLlNO
NO DMLS AT ALL
NO If)RE CHU LAI
NOTHING COULD BE FINER
OFF WE GO,
O'LEARY WAS CLOSING THE BAR (JAP. V&RSl
OLD NUMBER NINE
ONE HOUR TEST HOP
ONE HUNDRED MILES
PASSENGERS WILL PLEaSE REFRAIN
PHANTOM PHLXBBS
QUIT CROSS'N YOUR LEGS
RING A DING A DING DING
ROLL YOUR LEG OVER
SALLY
SAVE A FIGHT PILOT'S ASS
SECOND HAND HOSE
SHAME ON YOU
SHE WORE HER NIGHTY
SHENANDOAH
SILVER BOMBS
SKOSHI NIPPONESE
SMILE AWHILE
STRAFE THE TOWN
STREETS OF LAKADO
SUNG BY THE MOREHOUSE QUARTET
SWEET ■t'TOlNETW
T/vKli XT OUT AT THIS 1ALL QAfSI
T/.TOODBD UK
TCHISrONB
THIS UNO IS YOUR UND
THBIS FOOLISH THINGS
THS BIO —- — WffilSl
thi mmx mm m
THBRS'8 A TAVSRN » THS TOWN
Tm.Rl IN THS 1K¥
TRX TQ fSMEHBSg
UN6L8 iJOHN
WAUi'N SOUR BAS¥ §A88 HOI©
WA3 H YOU WHO S3 fH§ HJ§H'N ?
WU, §JN§ 91 ?H8 3JNIHSS
VU'VS 80? W «* GUT §f IHI8 .liM!
WISOONiON riSHfINS §@N§
mfrfiimr mm
VifiefiP86MSa'fl HSU
ffeiy fchafikg to §34 >h«§§fifeplfe»l«?§mt %
sjsftoil ratt
CHOUUS* Tiii. ™. . i, Uilft Hand .l.o my land
i#". i • ■ f-' w Vnrk
Inland.
i1';^ -^ ■- ;■ ^ ! t- the Mulf otr'nm vi-iterp,
Tin la:. . * \i you and rno.
This land ^a;' ma'.i'J for yn ;« -] ,< ,
i^ Uio ^>v-"kiir^ r.-?uL nl ir ; d i -i.'-.-'d loyeit-n,
Ana nil. -■■•■ M;r"t \cr i voice w.--. rK-^ading,
Tli.ia land wa.i mado Tnr vr*\ a;«d jn •.
1/^*5p ■■",- ,.«» rr.....- r-;';iin*; ,-md I wnn .-.'.rolling
•aid / i -vinr, and the tin ••' * <ud3 rolling
A3 n>i> fr . *^r; ' ; [ t, a v-toe wnn ch ».»'.' '\g,
Thia land waa made i jr- yju and ms.
Oh h%rj!,i.rul for npa' iouo skies,
For amber drives of g* itn,
For pnrol' ,'\ou»J -«.in »»•' .jestl-'S
Above the i nil' d i»l «n,
Am-*ricaI America\
God shed hio grace on thee,
And orown thy good
With brotherhood
From sea to shining sea»
SHENANDOAH
Oh, Shenandoah, I long to hear you,
Way, hey, you rolling riv^rl
Oh, Shenandoah, I long tc hear you,
Way, hey, we're bound away 'cross the wide Missouri
Oh, Shenandoah, I love your daughter,
Way, hey, you rolling river,
Oh, Shenandoah, I love your daughter,
Way, hey, we're bound away 'cross the wide Missouri
Oh, Shenandoah, I'm bound *• leave ytu,
Wnyf hey, you rolling river.
Ob, Shenandoah, I'll not decieve you,
Way, hey, we're bound away 'cross the wide Mia8turit
WTfF.i:rTooF r^^:2
Te the t^b3/;5 d wn \{j l;
Tc the placr> whom I,r u j <* . wo 4 Lg
Tc the :ear ' Id t'^no.l<; bar w< levo so woU
S.iHR tho W.ifTenp? f 1.:; -i :;nMut l<-;d
With th^rn ; !.. isr/*' i«'.:Li •. n ni|Ji
An l th',"* u'igis ef th' Ir siting c-ists a npoJJL
V^o, tho r.;n/.ir. el l.h^ir ni ?ing
Of tho Sen^n wr; 1' ve sc weil
Sh*\ll I U.-Vnn Mi'ern'n. and the rest
\*e will 8nr^nn.■>. Mir LMilo
While 1*1 fn rm-l -;. ic,«; • •<• I <nt
The-n wp H 1 |, •: m1 be i r^i s ton » •' li the nnt
CHOHUSi '»h, M.-trt- (,,,-r i itt . ! ! ^>n
Uh< h'i.vo 1- at > ur w-iy
D'»n.; lh^, f.Vvn
We're little L ot snoop
Ivih- h?vo (■,!. ne astray
LV\a, P.-ki, Boa
C/titl^rv m. ^ npn!'"-^ f.ff rn a npr m
Dc < m«-id jr- » - •■ t< eternity
L rr\ h vo m-rcy on feels such as we
Baj, Baa, Baa
DAKHY BOY
Oh, Danny Bey, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen
And clown the meuntain side
The summer's gone, the rcses all are dying
It's yeu, itTs ycu must ^0 and I must bye
But come ye back when summer's in the meadew
And when the valley's hush and white with snow
Itfs I'll be there in sunshine and shadow
Oh, Danny Bey, Oh, Danny Bey, I miss ycu so
IRISH EYES ARE SMILING
When Irish eyes are smiling
all the wcrld seems bright and gay
In the lilt of Irish laughter
Ycu can hear the angles sing
Mien Irish hearts are happy
Allrthe w< rid seems bright and gay
But when Irish eyes are Smiling
They'll steal ycur hearts away.
........^rjE GRoSN
Marine Green, I'm 'A Ge*n nwny to the far side of tho hill
Marine Gruen, I'm 'A Cr fn away where the Grass is greener stilll
IVJAKUNI I
i IiSFT MY HE/JET IN SAM FRi.NCTSCO
I left my heart in San Francisco,
High on a hill, it calls to me.
To be where little ^able cars
Climb half way to the stars,
The tmrning fog may chill the air,
I don't care,
My l*ve wait a there in San Francises,
Above the blue and windy sea*
When I cf»me home to you oan Francisco,
Your gellen sun will shine for me.
WETLL SING DJ THE SUNSHINE
CHORUS* We'll sing in the sunshine, We'll laugh everyday;
We* 11 sing in the sunshine, And I'll be on my way.
£ will never love you; The cost of Ibve's too dear.
But though I'll never love you, I'll live with you one year
CHOHJS
I'll sing to you each morning; I'll kiss you every night.
But darling don't cling to mej I'll soon be out of sight.
CHORUS
Jfy daddy, he once told me, Just take what they m?y give you
Don't love you amy *an, Just take what they may give you
CHORUS
When pur year has enaed and I have gone away,
You'll often speak about me And this is what you'll says
CHORUS
KING OF THE ROAD
Trailer for sale or rent: Rooms to let - Fifty cents;
No phone, no pool, no pets: I ain't got no cigarettes.
Ah, but two hours of push'n broom, buys an eight by twelve four bit room
I'm a man of means by no means, KING OF THE ROAD I
Third boxcar, midnight train; Destination, Bangor, Maine,
Old worn out suit and shoes; I don't pay no Union Dies*
I smoke old stogies I have found, Short but not too big around.
I'm a man of means by no means, KING OF THE ROAD
KJ.tF» OF THIS I^j^CON'T)
(nRPEAT EIR3T ViiRHB)"
L knew evory en.rinoer on """op t,rn^n,
All of Lhn r'h'! -ron wid .il*. o'. **h<: narno 3
A"-'i ov.:ry hand-out in every tf-'n^
Am 1 ow;rv ] r - H -hat abirl locked wvn cno on':' n ar--und
Vu a man of m< aU3 by no n^anr, r inq Q{< THIS HOmI) I
COOL WATER
All lay Pv0 f>/-o.} n har-^n ^'-^ho v,- .....»it, i t,-"i.o -f
«ol -'U
01 c1 Dan an! J with throats ourid a) aiu ..xmlj th,,, / , o. ^ itcif
Co<£. Clear Wat<>r
CHORUS* K'^-n 9A niov'n D^n, >o.*t y^ :«■-'-- in }i;r. ^ n.
Ho * r* a dovjJ.? not, a man, and ho rpi'-v.a I ha r- ■ »;,/_ r^and
with water
Ihn, ran yon noe that bir ^n^n Iron where tho wat' r's
runn'u ireo anil 11*? 3 wait'n thor- r> • ;■' u and u . 1
The nidits an ccol and I?m a fool each star?s a pool of water
Cool water
But with the dawn I111 wake and yawn andxnnry on to wator
Cool clear Water
The shadow's sway and no em to ".ay. ,?T«~Mifht w" pray f^r w »t< ?^
Cool Water*1
t\iv] fway up thoro he'11 hoar our pr-yer and ru-jvi as "•»•»• th"re?,a
\i-' r^ Cool Clear Viator
CHORUS
Dan?8 feot are sorep he's yearning for just one thinf. more taan ^-»ter,
C^ol Water
Like me I yiens ho*d like to rest whore there's no quest for wat
Cool Clear Water
CHOHJS
THE STREETS OF LAREDO
as I walked out in the streets of Larado,
As I walked out in Larado. one day,
I spied a young cowboy wrapped up in white linen,
Wrapped up in white linen as cold as the clay
WI sue by your outfit that you are a cowboy",..
These words he did say as I boldly stepped by,
II Come sit down beside me and hear wy sad story;
I was shot in the breast and I know I must die.
"It was once in the saddle I used to go dashing,
It was once in the saddle I used to go gay;
First to the dram house and then to the card house;
Got shot in the breast; I am dying today.
TH.h WV olV] <°y i,AP...DQ ('*or.:: )
"Got six. jolly ncwhcy;i to carry ni> * ■ "fill;
Get six pretty ma Lion?? to carry my pall:
Put bunohea of rosea nil ■-vor my ^"ff'in,
TVo;os to Jen \on the cloU> -.-, thoy r-i
*V "h , >< ">J tto ,-|rM."Vi ' ^OWW HP- \ '" ' 4 td "«. . i i WJ V,
F."i ""\.y : ho 'O- i«i rn^rch aa you o if y i »•■. ijeno:
Toko mo to th° or"<oi ^ald.'-y ui'l I :y tno Po i o'<t <u>?
For I* in a young ocwbcy an1 know id'' wrong",
''Ho g-d,hor aronn l you a crowd of younr; f*cwbcys
And toll Uiom the "tory of this, my aid .--to.
Toll one and the othor before they go further
To step their wild roving befor .: lt9a too 1*il<^
"Go fetch mo a ' :ip, * cup of cold wat^r,
To cool, my parehoJ ;ijpr??,: tho cowboy then aaidj
Before I returned, the spirit had loft him
And rone to his Idak'o:, €/['he cowboy was do ad,
We boat the drum slowly and played the file lowly,
And bitterly wept as wo bore him ale ng;
For we all loved cor comrade so bravo, yt>ung, and handsome,
We all loved our comrade although he'd clone wrong*
DON'T GIVE ME AN ABLE k DOG
Donft give me an Able 4 Dog
At high altitude it's a hog
It run,? cut of peep in an idiot loop
Dcn't give me an Able k Dog
Don't give me a Demon * please no
It fLames out in rain and in snow
It ha new shiny pnint, but all-weather it ain't
Don't give me a Demcn, please no !
AlRFORCh 801 (Tune of "Wabash- Cannon Ball)
Hello Itayuki tower, this is Airforce 801
I'm turning on the downwind, my prep is overrun
Fire warning light is blinking, hydraulic pressure's gone
I've lost both generators and the low fuel light is on.
Hollo Airforce A01, this is Itayuki Tc we r
Take it to tho southwest and come back or the power
Duty Officer's in the snack bar, cup of coffee in his hand
I'll have tc go get his 0.K, before your ship can land 1
IL\ .L .lit: ~i--- (To Ul- lxu: r "Gh'^t Rl.durD In the ;>;■")
Ity n;)jn0 io CoLornl ..__ _ "?'=! ;"i.-rn F->vir Two In Mutu
Th^v ™y hhat r.Mlr.p^U: v-T ? :■ y-urlL *■<• kw[) " UGdflS in line -
They shout 3HA^AH ar-J .\j.-KJ\' Wl
An they climb inic ir r
Th* n v«-• rn &n u ."e of ,i ;» < *;., ri ! r* «.*nly Lv*<m 11. y f i vo
SF.MP&R FI
Ti^rs in the Sky 11
Q?IJ:'ARVi ^}ri liAp !i;-; 'i ..'n^ll
TNas a '" \V" w;,'t^rn ?.--, ,?ng
The gue ;■ - -•■■.•": - v . - in/:;
Osat# wr, * ■■, .. '.^J>; - ■; ■, •
\*hen hr ■.-;■ - a-:-a •,; ; 3 u:\l who was wearing tb° Ogl
And t,!.cr,e -^re :.a-: ^- - :. 1 Uial lie sa^1....
Her Mvno f.n.^ ^^ ■r-" :: ■; -.'. :,.°r
Tbi tiling. . ; n^ J:- "ai -ivJ.d know
About the ejects •. f &;■*?■'■. .■;,■:/
And the way3 of G,le tj«.-e ■ ^bsuly Joe)
Af;^ ha~* ia.k°n bAr beauty
The occupation baa left :..t.?. rad scar
Sq remember your State-£:lde Co-ribitos
And let her elepn und^r the Bar (V^'»^.wern th" ^^1r)
OFF UE GO -
Off wb go into the wild blu^ y^ier - CRASH!
Anchors aweigh my Boys - SPI.ASIU
Over Hill, Over Dale, as we hit the Dusty Trail. - AltF, AftF, ARF1
From the Halls *f Montezuma - TAKE MX PICTURE I
A,0*H« (t* the tune cf "Amen")
AOM, AOM, AOM, AOM
AOM, Sing it in the Morning
AOM, Sing it in the Evening
AOM, AOM
tt-^VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
VM We got to get out of this place
If it! s the last thing we ever do
We We got to get out of this place
Girl, thor«'g a better life for me and yeul!
£li Ul '„, '■' ■-- '-'- °i "Galway Ray")
If you .-.:r ^:- ^ ' - th« r*' ^ to Chu JLni
And you ,,—• the.--.-- • -,h-. olcnrng of the day
You c*-> \v r ; h , 1< ~; , ■ ^i Z/M
And "a-. :;; :■ I-,--- : \ .- . ://:a, up en Chu Lai Bay
Then ;•-■;, v-,//.r; v.-v,- Ii; 'l.o trip to downtown An Tan
And w>-'.:;• ':/< , : 1..: ohil-iren :i} thc.fr play
Th.-jy ;r<, ; < ;^.j.4;r': ' In'.; 3 OQ thu Illgjway
And 1'jr-, ;j r - i" cng Uv^ : unt~of~way
Oh, they <-.. v ■ ■■-■j \* going to Do a groat hereafter
;^nd I*m su: - .- there is tfo'.ng to be
I would line ■. Join lh*t number on my own, Lord
And not be ■ vrr ^a up by seme V»C*
THOSE CHU LAI IJOSl^RS (Sung co the tune of «That Old Gang of Mine11!
There are t\ -r ~ dovr by * ho sandramp
And that's ri -,i j .'./ c^rt.*:in sign
Those mcr'a^ r -v-Js -re breaking up
That old gmg -.,f nine
Sure I get; Lhn*. lonesome feeling
Mien I s^e thone stiffs in line
Those mortar rrund^ are breaking up
That Old Gang of i^ine
Now there noes Jack
And there gc-e l,e
Blasted off to iicll
There lays Bill
He's awfully still
Cause he a3~nt feeling well
And we say, nIt don*t mean nothing"
Everything h really fine
Put those mortar rounds
Keep breaking up that Old Gang of Mine
CHU LAI ;r0wrilR3 (To the Tune of "Four Leaf Clover*)
I'm loort-.r $yn.'.-:r -^-r Chu lai Towers
I'm on Mr i^>-rc-ivu ;»*£aln
ECiT !■•■ f-0 'in*:, ;ts7 sear v- n't como down
J>ol :■. JJk ; i?!.!\ he-jd'-id rifejiib into the ground
Ho need e< nrl:u.rtn.c;? no fuel remaining
To me thi:> look a like the end
Please send my flowers to Chu Lai Towers
?1y aiti*-,de «'< "v-*m^ -10
1 kiA3 ['^;Rjraj UP JUJ THE fJH
Oh, I wan rmrrR 1 up In tho Air
Vny up above in tho clouds
v> . •»?♦ up ^ft two
V^.- '/uue down as one
Wren wo hit tho ground is wh^n my trouble b^rm
H *' 1 !A known what I wan doing
Whr-:n r. trrk that f d,al hop
JT tak^n h<xr np, fVvnn Mii«s
An: thon juot ]-ft hor drop#t#
0Vl. 1 v/.iQ married up in the air
I've bpon up in tho air over sixico,
Oh, T was married up in the air
W.-iy up abcve in tho clouds
£'»he went up a peach
We came down a pair
But the apple of >ny eye is new a Lemon, I swear
For cur we-Id in/;; breakfast
I4h°n wo din<ad with aVI the Swells
Tho dumbr»i.l .at'j th« paters
Ani then chov^d up the shells
Oh, I was married up isi the air
I'v«> been up In th" air ever since.
gHUJS THE WHILE
Suile the while you pnel the ne dirty spud*
Some sweet day ycuMl wear civilian duds
Throw away those Marine Corps shoes
Keep no more those gclden rules
The old mess hall will be a memory
Every night will be a liberty
And they will have to try like hell
To make mo siflP a^ain^
When the war is over we will all enlist again
When the war is over we will all enlist again
Wften the war is over we will all enlist again
In a Pig's Asshole we will !
BEAUTIFUL SLANT EYES
Beautiful, beaut if ul Slant Eyes
Beautiful, beautiful Slant Eyes
Beautiful, beautiful Slant Eyes
VM never love Round E^yes again I
THERE1 S A V-VFRN IN THE TCWM
There is a cavern in ihe t-'wn, in the t-vn,
And there my dear lev? 3H3 him Awn, sits him down,
And drinks his vino ?m.id Lmrjitor fren, /aid never, never thinks of me«
CHORUSs fare thee well f r 1 nniot leave thoe,
Dc net lot the parting grieve thco,
And remember that the best tf friends must part, must part.
Adieu, adieu, kind friends adi^u,
adieu, adieu, 1 can no linger stay with yen, stay with ycuj
I'll hang my harp en a w< -\ping willow tree,
And may thn w( rid gc weld with thee*
Oh, dig my grave both wide and deep, wide and deep,
Put tombstones at my head and feet, head and feet,
And en my breast carve a turtle dove,
To signify I dlud Lf love,
AHLD LANG 3YHE
Should auld acquaintance be Ccrg<t, And never brought tc mind?
Should auld acquaintance be fcrgc t, And days cf Auld Lang Syne?
CHORUS: For Auld Lang Syne, my dear,
For .oild Lang Syne*
Vte111 take a cup c* kindness yet,
For Auld Lang Syne.
And here*s a hand my trusty friend,
And giMis a hand c? thine;
We'll take a right gude willing draught,
Fcr Auld Lang §yne0
THE GAT AND MOUSE
Oh, the liquor was spilled en the barroom floor
And the bar was closed for the night,
When a little white mouse crawled from a hole in the wall,
In the shade of the pale moonlight#
He lapped up the liquor en the barroom fleer
And back en his haunches he sat,
And all night long you could hear him rear,
"Bring On The Goddamn Gat!"
Then a black cat came from behind the bar,
And gobbled up the little white mouse*
And the moral tc this story is:
Don't never take a drink on the he use*
TJUv HOU-7r ; " "rTJF. RpTTTn r;i.HJ
Thero is i huso In few Orleans
They clU ;t Hi'.: Pi.ring Gun,
It's beun the ruin f many a p•■ er girl,
And I, rh, L rd, w^s *. r?<
Tf J h'vj r\.-lintnncd t<- whit mamma said,
I'd be at h:me !.(,diy,
Fhit I wan y utig md i\ t.lirh, \v < r girl,
I lot a &anbler lead me no tray.
My mether, nheT^ a taller,
She sewg the bo now b.Iuo jeann.
My ?rwc^th(jart is a drunlord, L rd,
He drinks dewn in How 0r3-onnn„
Qc t e 11 rr. y b; i b y ** I n t'; r:
II Hen* t do what ; ur gjeter dene,
5*.-ay away fr< m that heune in New Orloann,
They call the Rising Sun,"
With cne ff.•• t en 'd'n platform,
And the ether on obe train.
I?m gcfn back to New Orleans
Tc wear the Ball and Chain.
I!m gofn back tc New Orleans,
Viy race Is almost run,
I'm gcfn back to spend my life
Beneath that Risin* Sun.
THE KEEPER OF THE EDDYSTOfe LIGHT
Oh, my father was the keeper of the Eddy Stone Light,
He slept with a mermaid cne fine night.
From this union there came three:
A porpoise, a pcrgy, and the ether was me.
CHORUS: Yo, ho, he, the wind blows free
Oh, for a life on the rolling seal
One night as I was trimmin* of the glim,
A-sing!n a verse of the evenin1 hymn,
A voice from the starboard shouted ahoy,
And there was me mother a-sitt'n on a buoy.
Oh, what has become ef my children three,
My mcther then she asked ef me.
One was exhibited as a talking fish,
The ether was served in a chafing dish.
The phosphorus flashed in her seaweed hair,
I 1<eked again *nd me mother wasnTt there.
A v> toe came echo in1 cut of the night,
"To hell with the keeper of the Eddystone light1«
CONFIDENTIAL
SUPPLEMENT
PHANTOM PHl-YEf'S IN THE SKY (T^ Mw tune of "The Green Bor<:ts")
(Ohor-in)
Phantom Phyl^ra in the Sky
GIj irj i.o Cong pr'.'p-irQ t"> Dio
For wr-jf re out t* got your Ann
And loavj you d'vid in the ilophnnt Grass
V*>.y tlvjre fella in the Green Be rot
i«-■'i would probably b" dead today
.11 from the 3ky v;u did not blast
Mid Save your silly Green Dare-ivy Ass
Cockpit Chuck, Run up and Roll
Charlie Cong, Pray for your Soul
Down the ChuLu and Zor» in
Take Bomb3 and Nape ------- 01' Ho Chi Minh
T.P,Q, and F.h.C.
M.k.F. and 01' MaO-V
HaG One Three, %2
Flying Marines up in the Blue
Wings of Gold upon their Chest
Naval AviationTs Best
TigerTs Paw prepared t« Strike
Give the Cong a Gift, they will not like
Paratrooper with your boots
Fancy clothes and parachutes
The Army's pride, so young and fair
At Pleiku they called Marine Air
1st Air Mobile tri^d and true
The 25th is helping you
But when your ass gets in a bind
Marine Air's not far behind
Straight leg soldier on the Ground
Watching Phantoms fly 'round and 'round
Keen your head turned toward the sky -
That's why today you did not die
Hoy there Sailor on the Sea
Phantom Jets ke-p the sky free
So that you can drink your Coke
Charlie Cong we're gonna 3noke
W*iTve got a Skipper, He's OK
Hv, l*ri«.;3 to fly both night and day
Ho's Cool and Mavo and Debonair
A terror *m*ng3t the Tidies Fair
PHkliTOM FULlJiRS IN TfW SkY (Con't)
Escolaters of the War
H°*r our Afterburners Uoar
U'»y thure Charlie Check yru nix
Have a Mij-'-Um Cocktail - /aid here's tho Fix
A"/vD?o have ,p)st on^ Suat
So their Pilot's can b« at their Meat
J.u the Privacy up In the blue
it1 s the only thing that they do
Thoir Torso Harness sits too Iligh
They nn hardly sue to fly
F-pf3 novor get the call
Their pilot's have no Balls at all
Air Force Plants make lots of noise
Their pilots are just little boys
So when their bombs ko Toxon Long
They're Comic Relief lor the Viot Cong
ITm an h-k Driver, can't you see
Not two people - Only Ms
Single Seated Flying is a Lark
Ity own "Standby" - I forgot to "Mark"!
Gyrene Choppers slice through the Air
Off to "Hastings11 they carry their Fare
One Thousand Marines they hauled Today
Not one Marine wore a Gre«n Beret
Phantom IPs o'er the D.M.£„
Doing our part to make a People free
Bombs and Rockets etreak through the Sky
In the Corps1 Tradition - Semper Fil
Oh when this Tour is o'er and done
It's hack to CONUS for Sex and Fun
We'll remember this horrible year
You can take Viet Nam and Stick it in your Ear
I DON'T W£ TO JOIN TR£ HaVY
Monday night I tc*:ched Ver on the ankle
Tuesday night I torched '.er on the knue
Wednesday night, with n ^h success, I lifted up fer underdresa
Thursday night r±.i showed it to me
Friday night I pat me *and upon it
Saturday night r*^ gave me balls a tweek
It was Sunday cJ'tor dinner I rammed the !ol Boy in !ef
And now I get I:, seven nights a week! I Oh, Blimyf*,#
I don't want to join the Navy
I don't wa-it to go to war
I'd ,jupt rather sit around Piccidilly Underground
Living of the earnings of a !igh class lady
I don?t want a bullet up me a3s !ole
Don?t want me buttocks shot away
I'd rather live in England, In Jolly, Jolly England
And fornicate me bloody life away
Call out the Army and the Navy
Call out the Rank and the File
Call out the bloody Territorials
They'll face danger with a smile, Oh,xBlimy# + *
Call out the members of the Home Brigade
They'll keep England free
You can call out me mother, me sister and me brother
But for God's sake don't call me 11
FOLLOW THE BAND
CHORUS: Ring A-Ling A-IAng, Fuck a little bit
Follow the Band (follow)
Follow the Band (follow)
Follow the Band
Ring A-Ling A-Ling, Fuck a little bit
Follow the Band, Join in our. Happy Song
tiy husband's a Lieutenant, a Lieutenant, a lieutenant
A very fine Lieutenant is he
All day he Dicks Up, Ke Dicks Up, he Dicks Up
And at night he comes home and Dicks Malt
Captain (Chews Ass)
Major (Makes Plans)
Colonel (Eats Shit)
General (Fucks Up)
ISMfT I£ GRAHD BOYS TO BE BLOODY WivLL DSAD
Txrk nfc the Coffin with gcLdon. handles
chorus*
Ianft 1' ^rnnd buy a to bt> bloody wall dead
let's net have a sniffle
Lot's have a blocdy good cry
And alw^y* remember th^ .linger you live
Tha sooner ym'll blctdy wnll die!
Look at the flowers,nil bloody wilted
Look at th^ preacher, bltody fin-- fellow
Lcok at th* mcurners, bloody hypocrites
Lcok at t.bn widow, bloody fine female
AVlATORyS HYMN (To the tuna of "Battle Hymn of the Republic")
Here's a toast to all Marines who wear the Navy wings of Gold
They are fearless fighter pilots, they are brave and they *re bol4
They carouse a bit and drink a lot in quantities untold
And they*!! never fly homo again
CHORUS* Gory, Gory, what a helluva way to die
(STAJLLi SPINi CRkSH! BURN! DIE!)
Gory, Gory, what a, helluva way to die
(STALL! SPIN! CRASH! BURNl DIE!)
Gory, Gory, what a helluva way tc die
(STALL! SPIN! CRASH! BURN! DIE!)
And they111 never fly home again
Oh, it wasn't lack of throttle and it wasn*t faulty trim
He wasn't turning in the groove, he didn!t stall and spin
He just forgot to switch his tanks, too bad he cculdn!t swim
And they'll never fly home again
He was ctm%n through the 90 when he got a little slew
He ignored the waving paddles of the frantic L#S*0«
When he finally added power he was just toe
And hefU never fly home again
There were little bits of wreakage scattered o'er the Naval base
And a little pool of blood to mark his final resting place
New he wears a Mark 8 gunsight where he used to war his face
And heTll never fly home again
I saw a burning body fall from 4t,000 feet
He squirmed, he kicked, he clawed the air
Jfy God but it was neat
With the chute wrapped round his body and the shrouds around
his feet
And he1H never fly home again
The outlook wasn't brilliant for 3U that day
The targets that were spotted were too many miles away
But Joe Gyrene and his R,I«0* decided they would stay
And they'll never fly home again
Th*> target was a vijl^n in n valley st' • and wide
Tbn ful.O. said, ,fr\ J.o<-kn 1 , b<> a on--—v rj•■!-",
But the pilot said, "J> n't worry ?nnn, vaMt take this one in stride"
And they'll novor Hy horn** a/yaln
The napalm wa? d"JLvrr-d but the pilot vno in doubt
fU* npoed war* rmnt, M~ pull-cut Lite, whpn b«.» H*^an to th> Ut
In tonn time than it takoy to t1 11, the pair oi thorn punched out
£V,\ >» '-'11 ncv \r fly homo a gain
Th'* Phantom hit the trees, burst into flames and was a wr^ck
An Air Ff.r^ r.\\< pp .<r np^dl thorn both a 1c ng ?urvival trek
They never fly together now, If you would care to chock
And they'll never fly heme again
They climbed into their cockpits on that sultry August day,
A? they readied for their cat shot, both their hearts
wero y< unf; ^nd r->y
But shortly they were both be learn the Devil was to pay
And they HI never fly home again
He tried to cut the burners in, but 'twas to no avail,
The chut© was shot, the brakes w^re hot, the nose became the tail,
The R,I.O# screamed, "let's get cut!" but Joe was like a snail
And they'll never fly home again
The aircraft came to rest in such a state you'd not believe
(It never get like that performing high-time fighter weave)
And four days later, the pilot did his Major's leaves recieve
And they'll never fly home again
Ten thousand dollars gi ing h' me to his wife,
Ten thousand dollars in exchange for his life,
(Oh, won't they be excited
Oh, won't they be delighted
Think of all the things that they can buy!)
More God Damn money and no more family strife
And he'll never fly home again
PASSENGERS WILL PLEASE REFRAIN
Passengers will please refrain from flushing toilets
While the train is in the station, Darling I love ycu!
We encourage constipation while the train is in the station
Moon-light always makes me think of you*
If ycu wish t<: pass seme water, kindly call the pullman porter,
He'll place a vessel in the vestibule,
If the porter isn't here then try the platform in the rear,
The cne in front is likely to be ccol.
If tho w< men's rr cm be tik^n, nover feol the l'jasb fcr«nv~n#
Never shew the :*\.f- cf rvi <i«fonfc
Try -ho mon?3 rum ?cr 33 tho hall, ?nd IX rr mo man has had
-he c;*31?
HoMl ccurtccualy re'l. i.r»t»> h yc u hi'* neat.
IT theso eff\ rtn all aro vain, then rImply brnak Vhe windew p me,
Thl.3 ncvnl m^thed'o urd hy v^ry frv9
We n( gtr: lllng thr* u*vh the park, a~gt c: sing statues in the dnrk,
If ;liorrzvm?3 he rno can take it, why can't yen?
TIE PRAFT DODGER'S TWriK
Vhll, I'm Just a typical American Bey
From a typical Awrican TYwn
I believe in Gcd and 3<m^ r Dcdd
And keeping old Cadre down
Well, I hate Che en Lai and I h< pe h^ di*s
And I knew better IX>ad then R< i
But when 1 f^ct te ray lenal Draft Beard
Buddy, thio is what I said:
CHORUS: SARGE1....
Ifm only 16 I get a ruptured speen
I always carry a purse
My foot are flat, I get eyes like a bat
And my Asthmafs gett*n wcrse
Ccnsider my Career, my sweet heart dear
Ify poor eld invalid aunt*
And I ainft no feel, I*m a-gc*n to schcol
And I werk in a defense plant
I get a dislecated disk and a racked-up bag
And Ifm allergic tc flewers and trees
If the enemy ever get close tc me
I!d prcbably start tc sneeze
Oh, I can*t stand pain and the sight cf bleed
Especially if it's mine
But if .yeu ever get a war withe mt any gore
Then Ifll be the first in line*
STRAFE THE TOWN. •. (Tune cf "Wake the Tcwn* •.,!)
Strafe the Town and kill the pecple, It*s the enly thin^ tc do,
Set yeur gun sights residential, Ycufll get more kills If yeu del
Drcp the Napalm in the scheelyard, see the children run «t shc^4 .
Nv.te the Mass Hysteria, as they try tc put it cutl
shait. on iqu
Shnmn on you, Chame on you
You just said i dirty word
Skipperfs gonnn got you I
SkipperT3 gonna got youi
The Skipper's gonna have your Assi
Bo-Bo^ ? A Jesus
H*.*f s M7 Savior
Be-Bcp <A Jesus
Better watch Yo! Behavior
Be-Bop fA Jesus
He's my Savior, now!
VfaS IT YCH UHO DID THE FU.MH'N
Was it you who did the push'n
Put the stains upon the cush'n
Foot prints on th^ dashboard upside down?
Was it you whose sly wood pecker
Got into my girl Rebecca? ,
If it was, you1d better leave this ijowni
REPLY*
Yes, It was I who did the push'n
Put the stains upon the cush'n
Footprints on the dashboard upsiHe down
Ever since I laid your daughter?
I've had trouble pass'n water
Guess we'll call it even all ftroundl
LAST NIGHT I STAYED UP LATE £ND MASTURBATED
Last night I stayed up late and masturbated
It was so nice, I did it twice
Last night I stayed up late and masturbated
It felt so good, I knew it would
Oh, you should see me on the long stroke
It is so neat, I use my feet
Oh, you should she me on the short stroke
It is so grand, I use ray hand
Smash it, Bash it, Crash it on the floort
Mash it, Slash it, slam it in the doorl
Forniculee, Fornicula
FuQking may be great, But I prefer to aelf-manlpulate!I
LI '-AILS aT AIL
Come all you children and listen to me,
I!ll sing you a song that will fill you with glee,
About a young womsn a lovuly atvl toll,
Who married a mn who had no BAILS AT ALL
WHAT ?
C5IORIJ3: Mo balls at all, '< hills at all,
She marriod a man wh< »nd no b ' " at all i
Well she remembers the night that 3ho wed,
She picked up the cover and crawled .into bed,
She ro.nclx.vi for his shoulder, his shoulder was small,
She reached for hi-: balls, ho had no balls at .-*"n.«
CHORUS:
"Mother, oh, mother, oh, what shall I do,
My sorrows are many, my pl^ ami re 3 but fe,
How did you ever allow me to fall
For thin rirn-of-a-bitch who has no balls at all7"
CHORUS:
"Daughter, dear daughter, now don't feel so sad,
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad,
There's many young fellows who'll come to the call
Of the wife of the man who's got no balls at all.
CHORUS*.
The young lady took her dear mother's advice,
And found the proceeding exceedingly nice,
And a seven-pound boy was born in the fall,
But the poor little bastard had no balls at all i !
CHORUS:
HOTCHA
Hotcha, Hotcha,
Hotcha like to bite my Ass?
THE BIG FUCKING WHEEL
I once knew a man, oh how he sighed, I know not if the bastard li
For he had a wife who could not be satisfied. So he built himself
a big prick of steel, and mounted it on a big fucking wheel; two
balls of bras3 he filled with cream and the whole fucking issue w
run by steam. CHORUS* Refund and Round went the Big Fucking Wheal
and in and out went the Big Prick of Steel. And the maiden cried,
"At last, at last, I'm satisfied*". Now that was the sau part of !
for there was no stopping it; The maiden was tern from twat to tH
and the whole fucking issue blew up in shitl
Sung by » ho ••*horc»l)(>iiGo ».. »ri t
Ihve you pot a hard- on? Hot i>il
Am yoM r/-ii'K to F/:i, c-nn? tou Deb!
Knee-IX-y in Shltl
121 12 HJftMngn (From U- T^ntantlck?, "Try to Rcn^mlW)
fn*.!-UNO, JAPAN, OKINAWA, CIW LAl)
Try to rcmen^ that twelve hol«* shltter
With f lvr» id < ivita upon your nsahole
CHO^t,:^ Try to r*nv*mbor and *r y<.>u remember then*«,«
SCRATCH, SCRaTCH, SCRATCH!
Try to roirrrnbor thosn nldnlpht brl< Ts
Which lend to JTLIrhto boyond K^ll^f
CHORUS - sminDUtt/ ."HUDDISH, oiniDUblll
Try to remember the elngnnt menshall
With warm bvu;~-Juice and cold oiin«.>o burg'^"
CHORUS - G/iQ, GAG, CAGl
try to reraeinbur the Air Force Compound
With Steaks so rare And a sign, uFF LIMITS*
CHORUS - WEEP, WEEP, Wi^iPI
Try to remember that cold September
And the warmth we found on a Jo-San's Footon
CHORUS - SIGH, SIGH, SIGH!
Try to remember the F^c&ter Club at Naha
And the lessons we learned at the knee of a School Marm
CHORUS - SNICKER, SNICKER, SNICKER!
Try to remember the Monooon Weather
And midnight swims to the old Pisa Tube
CHOHUS-- DRIP, DRIP, DRIP!
Try to remember the Chu Lai Sandstorms
With the fragrent scent of burning turds
CHORUS - CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE!
Try to remember when you1re back in the State*
Of your Buddies who came to take your plaoe
CHORUS - LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGHl
KAFOOZALUM
Come listen to my tale of woe
It happened many years ago
When women never anawei ;d>9 uNo,!
Way dow* in old Jerusalem
CHORUSi Hi, Ho Kafoozalum, Harlot of Jerusalem
Prostitute of ill repute
The daughter of the Rabbi
Kafoozalmm was a wily witch, a warty whore, a brazen bitch
She caused all the men to twitch, that liveth in Jerusalem.
There was prince both lean and tall, whose manly Cock was known to a3
His victims lined the wailing wall that standeth in Jerusalem
One night, returning from his iprfc*, his customary lear had he
Looked down the road and chanced to see that whoary bitch, Kafoozaluc
With artful eye and cunning look, she lead him by his fabled crook
And into her black crack she took the pride of all Jerusalem
But he was too abrupt, alas, and so he made a hasty pass,
Which knocked Kafoozalum to the grass that grows in old Jerusalem
Kafoozalum was over-gassed, she arched her back and loosed a blast
That sent him flying far and fast, a-sailing o'er Jerusalem
And when the moon is bright and red, a flying Cock flys overhead
Still raining curses on the bed of the brazen bitch, Kafoofcalunw
GOOD NIGHT SUCKERS (Tune of "Goodnight Ladies")
Good night Suckers, Bring more Yen tomorrow
Good night Suckers, How much can you borrow
We'll spend your base pay and Flight Money
All in one day, And then we'll say
Good night Suckers, Bring more Yen tomorrow
Good night Suckers, Parting is such sorrow
Please come back on your next RSeR and
We'll spend your Yen ag^inl
ALOUETTE
CHORUS: Alouette, gentille Alouette*
Alouette, Je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la*••«•#«•
Betty Grable, on the table
Doris Day, in the hey
Zasu Pitts, has big teeth
Carmen Meranda, on the veranda
Donald Duck, likes to swim
Sophie Tucker, She's a faker
Etcf
CATS ON TPE PT^^rS
V-n crocodile j 3 a funny anl-milo
He rapes his mate only once in awMle
P*itr wh«m ho Hoc* h<> floods t-ho UiJLo
As he revolo in tho thn r 3 ol fornication
• - ,f
CHORUS* Cats on the rooftops, Cats on tho tiles
Cat3 vlth tho Clap and tho C^abs nnd tho Piles
Cats with thp|r>n^ ^v.lrti nil wreathed in smiles
Ab they revel in tho throws of fornication*
The hippo? 8 rwp ia big nnd round
The nmall one a wolgh a thousand pounds
Two together shake the ground
As they rovel in the thrci of fornication
Tho baboon?s rear is an eerie night
There's a glow below liko a noon llr.ht
As it waves like a flnf> In tho junr]" night
As ho revels in the throes of fornication
The camel has a lot of fun
His right's complete vhen ho is done
He always gets two humps for one
As he revels in the throes of fornication
The clam is a model of chastity
And you can't tell the he from the she
But she can teU and so can he
As they revel in the throes of fornication
The queen bees flit among the trees
And there consort with whom they please
And fill the land with sons of bees
As they revel in the throes of fornication
The monkey13 small and rather slow
Erect he stands a fcot jpr so
So when he comes, itfs time to go
As he reveis in the throes of fornication
Five hundred verses, All in rhyme
To sit and sing them seems a crime
When we could better spend our time
Reveling in the throe• of fornication
IBS WNSY ROLLS IN
My father makes bock on the corner
My mother makes second hand Gin
My sister makes love for a dollar
My God how the money rolls in
this mm r.;?..[-3 in (cxna)
CHOWS: Rolls in, Re 31s in,
My (Vd how the rn' r.o.y Jlx Ho in -
Kt.ll 3, in, Rolls inf
Rolls in, Rolls ?
Ity God how the Mcnoy fie 11 o in I
My brother73 a peer missionary
}fe mveg fallen vrcm^n from sin
Hof save you a blond for five dollars
Vf^r God, how the Mon^y It.Us inl
Hty* grandma sella cl^np prophylactics
And puftctmreo tho ho ids with a pin
'0x1136 grandpa gets rich from abortions
fly God, how tho Mcn^y rolls inl
My uncle is whittling out candles
From wax that io specially aoft
He says that they'll ccrae in rcil handy
If ever his business drops off I
I've lost all my dcu^h on the horses
I?m s^rk from the second-hand gin
I'm falling in love with my father
tfy Gcd, what a mess Ifm inl
THE BALL OF BALLYNOOR
CHORUS: How do ya Lassnik, How do ya do?
I can-rxa do ya Lassnik
I can-na do ya noo
The Ball, The Rail, The Rail of Ballynoor
Your wife and my wife were do'n it en the floor, Singfn##.
They were do!n it in the parlor, do'n it on the stones
And you couldn't hear the music for the wheezing and the groans,
Sing'n....
The deaconfs wife was standfn there, her back against the wall
nPut your money en the table, boys, I'm gc!n to do ya all"* Sing'n*.
The Queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey,
The King was in the chambermaid and she waa in the money, Sing'n..##
They tried it on the garden path and once around the park,
And when the candles snetted out, they did it in the dark* Sing'ru.,
The letter carrier, he was there, the poor man had the pcx,
He couldna dc the lasses* so he did the letter box, Slngfn**#,
They were do'n it in the parlor, They were dofn it en the stair
And ycu couldna see the carpet for the wealth cf pubic hair* Sing'n.
IM]j SMI r'.:L DAU/^rooR (c< nft)
They were do9n it in thu raftorn, Th'jy wcru d< !n it in the ricko,
ArH yen ceuldna hear the muoic f^r tho wish Mi cf the pricks, olng'nt«.
The Gcvomer13 wife, t-:ie was there, she had thu crowd in fits
B;* Jumping eff tho mantleplece and 1 ^-ling «n her tits, Sing'n....
The village idiot, ho was th^re, plny'n tho perfect feci,
Ho pulled his f'rookin ever his head and whiatl'Ml thr< urji his tcrl,
Sing'n.**
The village blacksmith, he was thor^t what d< ya tMni- cf that?
Amusing himself, Abusing himsolf, and catr.lii.nR ^ all in his hht,
Sing'n.....
Tho villas carp^ndor, ho war* Mi* re, play'n tlvi perfect f' olf
He sat undor the eld Oak trvo and whittled off hln t» d, £iiugfnt««*
The villa go cripplo he was the™, ho could net dr much,
He laid ^m on the tablo and did !om with his crutch, 3ingTnt.*
The mayor1a wife, she was there, aitt!n down in.front,
A wreath cf rcses in her hair, a oarrct in her cunt, atng'n****
At first they done it simple, then they tried it he*a and ahefs,
And when the ball was rolling, th^y went at it fives and thre«S|
Sing'n.»9,
And when the ball was ever, everyene confessed,
The music was exquisite, but the doing was the best*
HEY LI-DI-LI-DI
CHORUS! Hey li-di-li~di-li-di
Hey li-dLUli~di-lcw
Hey li-di-li-di-li-di
Hey li-di-li^di-low
I knew a girl, she lives en a hill
Hey li^di-li-di-la
She wcnft do it but har sister will
Hey li~di-li-di-la
I knew a girl all dressed in pinkj Hey li-di-U-di-la
She knows hew tc make a finder stink) Hey li^di-ll-di-la
I knew a guy mimed Buffalo Bill, Hey li-di-li-di-lA
He den't sorew but his buffalo *1U# Hey lWi^li-dWA
About that guy named Buffalo Bill, Hey 3JUdiUll^di-la
Hew do you knew his Buffair will? Hey li-dl-li-di-la
ETC.
SAVE A FIGHTER PILOT'S ASS
CHOKJSi Oh, Ihlalu 1.J.1, Oh, Ihlalulia,
Thr^w a nlcHo ~n the [rir^rs mvo a fighter pilot's ann,
Oh, Ha.l\luHa,~ Oh, Halalulia,
Throw a nlckle on a»o grasa, and yeu'll be savedt
I wpb cmiranp. c>wn the D#M«Z#
Po'n 3ix ami twenty pur,
Whon a call oame fr**m tho Major,
Oh, won't yni oavo inn rdr?
I've got three f) ^ holas in rny wings,
And my tanks ain't got n** gas,
MAY DAY, MAY DuY, MAY DkYI
IfVC get QJX f-UGS OH ny /ir,9l
ciioiua
Oh, I baled r\jt fr^m my Phanttm,
And the landing came out fine*
With my E&E equipment I sot eut for our front line,
Then I epened up my ration,
To see what was in it,
The Goddamn Quartermaster,
He filled the Tin with Shit
CHOHJS
THE WOODPECKER'S HOUB
Oh, I put my finger in the Woedpecker's hele
And the Woodpecker said Goddamn your soul
Take it out, Take it Out, Take it Out,
REMDVE 1T1
Oh, I took my finger frem the Woodpecker's hole
And the Woodpecker said Geddamn your seul
Put it. Back, Put it Back, Put it Back,
REPLACE IT I
I replaced my finger in the Weedpecker's hole
And the Woodpecker said -Chrldamn yeur soul
Tuz-n it Round, Turn it Round, Turn it Rounds
REVOLVE IT!
Oh, I revolved ray finger in the Woodpecker's hole
And the Woodpecker said Goddamn your soul
The *ther way, The other way, The ether way,
REVERSE' ITl
Oh, I reversed ray finger in the Woodpecker's hele
And the Woodpecker said Geddamn yeur soul
Take it Out, Take it Out, SMELL CT,
REVOLTING!
OLD pnr SR NINE
'Twas a dark and stormy nir,ht, Mot a star there was In sight*
All the A~4'b wero Mod down to the lino,
When ■> a mud up to hl.i ear «toro a ]~ncly volunteer
With hi§ orders to rly old Number Nlnet
Hie Ass was racked with pain as ho climbed into the plane,
And hia Bung Hole waa puckorod fit t^ tie.
He murmured a prayer as ho climbed into the air,
Fer he know that this waa Wn nieJht t* die.
As he flew e'er the DHS ho bombed a ochoel er three
And the women and children very well
But how was he to know that he'd fly so Goddamn low,
That hie bomb blaet would blow hie Ass to hell.
In the wreckage ho was found* thinly spread around the ground,
And the crunchieo they rained hie woary head,
With his life almost spent, here's the message that he sent,
To his buddies who'd be sad to 0ee him dead,
I used an 8 to 10 delay, but it didn't work out that way,
And without a tail an FUB won't fly
Tell the Skipper for me that he now has twenty-three*
He can roll up the ladder, Semper Fii
IT'S ALL £ BLOODY SHAME
CHORJSi It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the Mine
It's the rich what gets the Gravy
Ain't it all a Bloody Sham
Standing on the Bridge at midnight
Throwing Snowballs at the Moon
She said Jack I've never had it
But she spoke to Goddamn soon
CHORUS
She was poor but she was honest
Victim of a rich man's Whim
First he goosed and then seduced her
And she had a child by hinu
CHOHJS
Now he's in the House of Cannons
Making laws to rule Mankind
Whil* ih« roams the streets of London
Selling Chunks of her Behind
I CANfT FORG&T DANANG
I can't forget Danang
I can't ferret Chu La.i
For Ho Chi MiJn ; w - -if\k ?.t me
And so did Clio on Lal
I've flovn north acre .5^ the D.M.I*
I've dropped a bomb cr '*wo
But all I get is a bunch of Shit
From you and you and ycu
CHORUS* Oh, I was bcrn to risk my ass
Ann cave Viet Nam too
But all I get is a bunch of Shit
Frcm ycu and ycu and you
SILVER BOMBS (Tune cf "Silver Bells")
CHORUS: Silver Bombs, Silver Bcmbs, It's Christmas time ever Hanci
TJiig - A - Ling, Here them ring, Socn it will be NAVY18 big day,
Bombs are dropping, Traffic's stepping, Ltok at all the Napalm 1
And on every street corner yoU^U hear..t
CHOHJS
Mothers dying, Children crying, Ho Chi's tearing his hair
As the bombs fly in the air
Bombs are dropping, Steel Mills1 flopping, Industry has decreased!
All the V«C* will have Christmas presents.
CHORUS
FIGHTER PILOT'S LAMENT (Tune of "Thunder Road")
Let me tell you the story, And I can tell It all
About a fighter pilot, who loved his Alcohol
Drinking all tne evening, He didn't sluep that night
Early next morning he t< ok his fatal flight
Crawled eut thrcugh the pre-f light, he felt a little sick,
yelled to the plane captain, *Plug her in quick I11
Junped into his cockpit, he didn't wear his mask
Reached into his flight suit and pulled cut a flask
CHOBJSi Thunder, Thunder Over Chu Lai# Lightning was his
Engine but he was bound to die.
Whisky, whisky to slake a demon's thirst
The CO. swore he'd gst him but the devil get him first
FIGHTER rilDT'S LAMENT (Con't)
Ran up his engines, everything looked fine
Added some power to taxi out the line
Started down the runway, ho was doing well
But he over-rotated n^d that's all there is to bell*
NO M3RE CHU Lai
CHORUS* Oh, I don't want no more of the Chu Lpd scene
&e but I want to go, right back to Quantioo
Gee but I want to go home
Our bombs are fuzed electrically
They say they're mighty swell
A pal of mine pickled one
And it blew him straight to Hell I
The Majors here at Chu Lai
They say are mighty fine
They act like Liberace
They look like Frankenstein
The R.I.O.'s here at Chu Lai
They say are mighty fine
How in the Hell do they know
They've 'never flown with mine
The Pilots here at Chu Lai are a very special kind
Half of them are nearly deaf
The others almost blind
The doctors that they gavo us were really quito subline
The first flew the Goon*y Bird the other was gone all tho Time
The Army came to Chu Lai expecting quite a Ball
They all slept together
One mortar got 'em all
The starting pods at Chu Lai are maintained by the Group
When it comes to turning engines
They never have the Poop
The R,I,0**8 in our squadron are a very hostilt bunch
Criticize any one of them
You'll get a Sunday Punch
100 MILE3 (Tune of'90« Riles")
If you muss th° Church I'm in
Como around and Nape again
You can o©*ll the purple burn 100 miles
CHORUS: 100 t tiles, ] "") Miles ycu can.........
You can «,.**,...••*. 100 Mil<•<*•
Throw Oandy on the Ground
Take the gun and shoot them dk^m
You can see the children die, 100 miles
ritORUS
As you*re dating to the deck
Piok out a school that you can wreck
You can hoar the children scream, 100 miles
When this bloody war is won
We'll go see what we have done
All that?s left are piles of bones, piles of bones
CHORUS
SALLY
Sallyfs in the garden, sipp'n Cider
Lifts up her leg and Farts Like A Manl
The Gas from her ass broke fcrty windows,
The cheek* of her ass gc, BaM,BAM,BAMI
THE GLIDER PILOT'S LAMENT
Don't flush the toilet in the tow plane
When there's a glider attached to the line
It's hard enough to keep the glidur in place
Without all that Shit flying back in my face
So don't flush the toilet in the tow plane
When there's a glider attached to the line
LET ME BE YOUR SaLTY DOG (CHOKJS)
Oh let me be your Salty Dog, or I w#n't be your man at all}
Honey let me be your Salty Dog,
She came once and I came twice, Honey we're in paradiseJ
Honey let me be your Salty Dog (CH0HJ3)
Two old maids sitt!n in bed, one looked up and the ether said,
Honey let me be your Salty Dog I
IfM A NO^COMOATAtlT PUKJB (To tho tunu *f "Yank My Doodle^
it's a Dandy11)
I'm a Non-Co^bntant i,3sholo
I have nevor killud a Con^
I just sit around and shoot the Shit
Go homu and yank on my Don&
I bought my Ribbons at a Pawn Shop
0u3.y cost Tw* Ninety Fivs
1 ..as Alive in «65 and r11 ^ /divw in '70
I am a Non-Combatanb PUiu.,-
323 - 323
"m't Drink, you can*t Screw
Wonder what the Ho11 you do
323 - 323
Ycu ainft ^ot no Pbop
Youfro the Assholes of the Group
1 :u0 PONE (To the tune of HShaboomM)
Tchep^ne, Tchepone
Ratr-tat-tat«tat-tat-tat-tat-tat--tat--tat--tat
Tchepone, Tchepone
Rat~tat~tat~tat~tat~tat~tat~tat-tatr-tat-tnt
Tchepone, Tchepone
They're aut for my ass, Sweetheart It
HYMN
Hymmmiiinuniiuu *•
nyififl\ircMTwyvTOTi *•
FUCK Hymmmrammli
OLD__________________USED TO OWN A GROCERY STORE
Old _mmmmmm , used t# own a grocery store
He used to hang his meat upon the outside of the door
All the little children used to Yell and Scream and Shcut#• ••
Old___________YOUR PORK IS HANG*N OUT! I
A-4D*S ARE TINKER TOYS
it-4Dfa are Tinker Toys
They are flown by little bays
And they make a funny neiae#.«#f
(Rasberry)
F-ABfa are Rocket Ships
Tney are flown by real Hot Shits
And they make a mighty Rear*..•♦
ICOOAARRRU
ffirr CBQGQOfT your legs
Quit Crosr.ln.fc ymr !*:£?, ynu're crushing rny glasnos -
You're Fuck.ing-Up a gooi Si^ir
SKOSHI NJ^Of^ESB
When ',•:- I«.u is or?, the Ric^ In Goutl) rn Honshu
lUid tK; :Vci in tho cellar -tarts i^ rfVjuze,
Wi»en you whisper to .your Jw^n, ,fI a^re youi"
Tnen you're getting just a S.o-*1^ Wpp"»nese#
When the Colonel mlnses muster in the n^rning
iud tho Jbj<*rTs g^t the Officers1 D-^oenne
Wh-n h*lf the S..uadrcn?s Modjoally Restricted
T..-.i..; you're wetting just a S^onhl N_pp*noso,
BY^ BYE ASSHOLES (To tho tune of f,B„e» B„o Blackbird" - Sing
in the Officers Club in Danang just( prior
to %2'g move to >T>pan in AUfcjlst '66 )
5/;2 enjoyed their fling -
We sure are glad to leave this Wing
By^> Bye Assholes
542 has done their Dwlt -
Now it!s off to the land of the Furry Pelt
Bye, Bye assholes
N* one there to wake me up at Five -
Sure am glad that I am still Alive -
Grab that J©-San by the Shank
Put a Tiger in her Tank -
ASSHOLES, BYE - BYE U
THESE FOOLISH THINGS REMIND ME OF YOU
A Bloody Fetus on a Marble Slab
A Ten-Inch Penus with a Qyphillis Scab
A Quickie Blow Job in a Taxi Cab
These Foolish Things Remind me of you
a Twat that Twitches like a Moose's Ear
A Dryed-Up Condom in a Glas3 of Beer
A Ten Pound Titty in a loose Brassiere
These Foolish Things Remind me of You
A Dirty Jockstrap on the Barroom Floor
A Pool of Baood beside a Sleeping Whore
A rolled-up Tampax like an 4 pie Core
These Foolish Things Remind mu of You.
HSKK'S TO THE MAJORS
Hwre\«? to the thjora, the Majors, the Ma Jem
Oh, Mare's "to the Majors, tho Vior3t of them all -
They But it, Thoy feat It, They always mistreat i^t -
Oh, Here1 a tt> the Majors, Tho worst ef thum all
W''« JT OUT aT THK n,\u, CAME (To tho tun© of "Take me out to
the Ball Game")
T^ke It out at tho ball name
Wave it around at the crowd
Stick It in your peanuta and Cracker Jack
1 don't care if ;r^\ ^ive it a whack
Fur it?a beat your muafc at the ball game
If you don't come it's a shame -
For itfn one, two, three strokes youfre out
At tho OLD BAIL GiiME ~
SHE WRE HiLR NIGHTIE (To tho turio of "She Viore a Tulip11)
She wore her Nightie, her lilly white Nightie
And I wore my B,V«D«!s
First I caressed her, and then I undressed her,
What a sight she shewed to me I
I played with those Titties, th^se lilly white Titties
And down where the short hair grows •>
As eur kisses grew sweeter, I whipped out my Peter,
And white-washed her BIG RED HQSEi
MARY ANN BURNS
Mary Ann Burns is the Queen of all the Acrobats
She can do the tricks that111 give ytur cat the shits -
She can roll a pea around her fundlemental orifice
De a double somersault and catch it on her tit -
She's a great big stnofabitch, twice the siae of n*
And the hair on her ass is like the branches on a tret
SH£ CAN:
SWIM,FISH,FIGHT,FUCK -
ROLL A BARREL, DRIVE A TBJCK -
Mary Ann Burns is the only girl for mi
rocifr-tUCI^roCK-FUCK (To the tune of "On ULNraMn")
Fttekjfuok,fuck,fuck
Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck
Fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck (Etc.)
ROLL YOUR J .; OVKR
CHORUGt Oh, Roll your lap, over
Oh, H*ll your l^; ovur
Oh, Roll your leg over the Man in tho Moon
If all thorn y*ung ladies was 11.1 tie White Rabbits
I'd be a Hare and teach them bad habits*
If all them yoiuu; ladius was up f*» Improvement
I'd give thum some help with a bulJ-blaring ! "wont*
If all tlwro young ladles wan little whitu kitten*
And I wa3 a T*m Gat, I'd give thum now littin's*
If all thorn young'ladies war B~29!e
And 1 was a fighter, lfd busr.z thulr bohlnds.
If all them ysung Lidieo war> bats in a stuoplo
And I wure a bat - — thuro'd bo more bats than people.
If all thorn young ladius wan diamonds and rubies
And I were a jewuler, I'd shine up their boobies.
If all them yeung ladies was wheels en a oar,
Then I'd be the piston and go twice as far.
If all them young ladies was rushes a-growing,
I'd take out ray scythe and set *ut a<-mowing.
If all them young ladies was bells in ^ ^w»ir,
Then I'd be the sexton and I'd bang every hour.
If all them young ladies was bricks in a pil«,
Then I'd be the ma sen and I'd lay thorn in style*
If all them young ladies was fish in the ocean*
And I were a whale, I'd show them the metitn.
If all them young ladies was fish in a pool,
I'd be a shark with a water-proof tool*
If all them young ladies was wheat in a field,
And I were a reaper, I'd make them all yield,
If all them young ladies was trees in a forest,
And I were a woodsman, I'd split their olitorust
If all thorn young ladies were singing this eong,
It weuid be twice as filthy and four times as ltngl
Bat t,ap v::Oi!^i:L^JiM}Ji;Ij (To tho tune of the "Gru^n Dorot")
Wo'ro thi Mon, U.S. Jnrnvui
Dirty, Hough and FUhtin^ fv>an,
From th'3 3late,r we oir i.h t n vay
Couldn't care 1< r,s -Hmt the Gr«>on Doret
VK: n*.-Ok In p^i.-Jujn i-'.h n-»,\ nni -toy
Dc*.n ' t n' * o d c I u > t c 3 o r a G r • • v n Ijc ro t.
Ha^o no wlm ^ upon ^ir riinr.ffn
Fifchtiuk IhrLrvjo, Our Countx'-'a boat.
Kith r.t'"']. p'^.^ urrp our tv.'vN
W r'r-hl. l;il(o )V;J J an(] Ua|^ j,0t l<jaCJ#
K'« p your Cflp nnd nllvor vi.nr*
Tako thuin home with all your thlnga*
We patrol and kin V.C.
Fighting Cons t# ^->ke mem fre^.
One hundred men overrun today
Vi- "-wed thora all, the Green By rota*
I saw Marines who r^vo thoir liven
:> Green E«*rots could return to their wives*
IX I should die in this far «ff land
I hope it'll be for a better man,
While they junp and sing their songs
We search the fields and kill the Cong.
We1re the men who fight each day
Since "75" it's been that way.
Back at home a young wife waits
Her brave Marine has met his fate.
He has died so others could live
For his land thatfs what he111 give.
I kn*w this song won't be a hit
But a good Marine don't give a Shit*
And when it ctues t# glory and fame
We'll kick your ass and take y#ur name*
THE FIRST OF KAY
Hurray, Hurray the First of May!
Outdoor Intercourse starts today II
KT?TG £ Dlf-'O A DING DING
Fine A Ding A Ding Ding, Plow it out your a*s
Ring A Ding A Ding Ding, UUw it out y-nir ass
Rlnr, A Ding A Ding Ding, Blow it *ut your ass
Lilt up your akirts and bl^w it out your assII
THE ZVM
Then; wis a rr!Ur of Great R"n<mn
There wa« a Friar of Croat Runcmn
Tluvre wan a Fri-nr of Gr-at Runown
MID HRt r«'Uf;d * irl from out of t*wn
Ho Fuck u i f!r1 from ait *f town
CHOHUf>! IIA MA HA
HO HO HO
HOkoS oHITS
THAT \r\ GOOD MR/FAD ITCH 1
THAT RnTTfiH OLD COCK3UCK12R1
RKK HIMI
She oajd, "Kind CVir ploaoo cease and quit
Shn -^idt "hind gir please ceane and quit
She said, "hind Sir please cease and quit
AND HE: Pit her on th<* ^ny Tit
He Bit h r on the Rosy Tit
CH'*M'<?r;
He laid her on the dewy ^rass
He laid her on the dewy grass
He laid her on the dowy grass
AM) HEj Rammed his Penus up her Ass
He Rammed his Penus up her Ass
CHORUS'
They buried her on Chestnut Street
They buried her on Chestnut Street
They buried her on Chestnut Street
AND HEj Sat on her Grave and Beat his Meat
He sat en her Grave and Beat his Maat
CHOHJS
LET ME CALX, YOU SHxiaSTTHEARr
IM, txm call y#u Sweetheart
I'm in * *ve with you
JU?i m atroke y*ur Vulva
'Til it fills with Got
'Til they're Black and Htaw
!at*s play Hide the Vtaenle
Up your old Waaobl
MY PLASTIC JESUS
I don!t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got r?y plastic Jo sua
Sitt!n on the dashboard of my car
I don!t caro if the ro-vl gets hairy
As long a a I got my pagpotic Mary
Sittfn on the daohboard of my car
I don?t have to watch my behavior
As long as I got my suction Savior
Sitt'n on the dashboard of my car.
SWiuST ANTOINETTE
Sweet Antoinette
lour pants are wet
You say it's sweat
It's piss I bet
In all my dreams
Your bare Ass gleams
You're the wrecker of my pecker
Sweet Antoinette
JESUS SAVES
Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus puts his money in the First National Bank
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!!
BJ THE LIGHT
By the light of the flickering match
I saw her snatch
By the light of the match, sweet snatch
By the light of the flickering match
I saw her -cream
I heard her scream
I was burning her snatch
With the flickering matchli
WALK*N YOUR BABY BACK HOME
Gee but it's great after eatfn your data
Brushing your teeth with a comb
Gee but it / ? great after eat'n your date
Walkfn your baby back home,
jS ^*iXA^n______ -w: ;u ^.......
CHORUS* AY, YI, YI, YI
Iii China they novur eat chile (pU3sy)
So sing me another verse
Th\tfs worse than the other verse
And waltz me around again Willy1
There cnce was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She was big and smeely and had a pot-belly
But think of the money he saved
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose Dick was so long he could sur> it
H^ said with a &rin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it,
There was a team of Tom and Louise
Who did an net while on their kneac
They crawled down the aisle while screwing dog-style
And the orchestra played Kilmer's rireoa,f.
There was a young man from Boston
Who bought himself a new Austin
There was room for his ass and a gallQn of gas
But the rest hung out and he lost fem
There was a lady from Cape Cod
Who thought all children came from God
It wasn't the almighty who got in her nighty
It was Rodgpr the Lodger by God
There was a young man named McGruder
Who dated a girl from Bermuda
She thought shefd be schrewd and swim in the nude
But MbGruda was schrewder and screwed her
There was a young lady from Weaver
Who had an affair with a Beaver
The result of the Puck was two geese nod a duck
And an off-color Irish Retriever
A lovely young miss named Sue
Dreamt she was eating a Gnu
In the middle of the night she woke up in a fright
To find cut it was perfectly true
There was once a young man named MeNair
Who was screwing his girl on the stair
The bannister broke on the 99th stroke
/aid he finished her off in mid ilr
H CHINA THEY NEVER &AT CHILE (Con't)
There was a young man from Rancine
Who invented a masturbating machine
Concave and Convex It would fit either sex
But oh, what a bastard to clean
There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep while in a canoe
Hr? dreamt that Venus tickled his penus
And woke up with a canoe Cull of Goo
Th'ire was a yc ung lady from Dundee
Who fucked with an Ape in a tree
The re suit & >'- re so horrid, all ass and no f ' rr>hea4
Four balls and a purple goat
There was a young lady from the Azores
Whose body was all covered with sores
The degr. in the street wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung ir\ festcons from her drawers
There once was a Major named Kruthers
Who said, "If I had my druthers ~
I'd hump your kid sisters ftil their backs wore all blisters
then I'd start on your mothers
We once had a Skipper, "Fred Fearless"
Whose sexual prowess wa \ peerless
'Til his Dick he did wrench as he fell f-ff the bench
While screwing in back cf a C^rlist
There once was a lady from Impedes
Who loved to engage in coitus
She fucked a halfback and then a fullbaok
Until she get athelete's fetus
There Was a young lady from Dallas
Whc used dynamite for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her ass in Buckingham Palace
There was a young lady from Wheeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back and tickled her GJtaek
and pissed all over the oieling
There was a young man from Trent
Whose Dick was so leng it was bent
To save himself trouble, he stuck it in double
So instead cf coming, he went,
I LOVB MY GIRL
I l*ve my girl, yes I do; yes I do
I lsve her truly
I love the hole she pisses through
I love her Ruby Red Lips and her Lilly White Tits
And the hai* araund her as shed.*
I'd eat her shit - CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP
If ste asked me to
Ifd eat her po«p - DIDDLY-OOP, DIDDLY-OOP
With in Ice Croam. gc*^pt
LIFK AT HOME
Life at home is sad and drnary
Life at home is like a tomb
Father has a rectal stricture
Mother has a fallen v/$mb
Brother Ben has burn deported
For seme homesexual crime
And the maid has been aborted
For the sixth or seventh time
Sister Sue has painful menses
N* one 1-^1 rjhs and n* one smiles
But the sadaest ocupation
Cracking ice fer Grandpa's PUee
AVIATOR'S TOAST
Here*s to me in my seber moods
When I ramble, sit and drink«
Here's to me in my drunken moods
When I gamble, sin and drink.
And when my flying days are over
And my life on earth is past,
I hope they bury me upside down
So the world can kiss my ass!
PiNtCLE JOHN
Uncle John and Auntie Mabel fainted at the breakfast table
This should prove sufficient warning, Never do it in the momingt
Ovaltine has set them right, now they do it every nigftt
Uncle John is hoping soon to rip one off in the afternoon^
CHU LAI (To the tune of the^Happy Vhnderer*)
I love to ge a'wandering around the Chu Lai base
And as I go I live to sing, I HATfi THIS FUCKING PLA0E1I
OFF WE 00, ON /Jf-ONE HOUR TEST HOP (To tho tunc ef "Off wo g* into
tho wild blue ycmdor")
Off we go, on on one hour toot hop
Over tho land, not over the r.;oa
And for this feat, wo #jb a ten-day furlough
A raise in rank, and a D.F.C.
We're heros all, if you can tell by medals,
Wu get a lot, and mor*j as we g* -
We're out to Kill, Ourselvos, We Willi
For nothing can stop the U«S. Air Force
(From getting medals)
Oh, nothing can stop the U.S. Air Force
(Those raving Assholes)
Oh, nothing can stop the U.S. Air Force
NELLIE DARLING
Your ass is like a stove* pipe Nellie Darling,
The nipples on your tits are turning ^ruen
There's a yard of lint protruding from your navel,
You are the ugliest fucking bitch I've ever seen.
Ten thousand crabs abound around your asshole
When you piss, your piss is just as gruen as gpaae
There *s enough wax in your ear to )nake a candle,
Se why not make one dear, and ahtve it up your aaail
NOTHING COULD BE FINER (To the tune of "Carolina")
Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina
In the Morning -
Nothing could bo sweeter than your lips around my peter
In the Morning -
If I had a wish - and it could come true,
I!d spend the whole night 69 *n with you
Oh, nothing ceuld be finer than to be in yeur vagina
In the Morning.
DANANG (To the tune ef Brazil")
Background: Swat those gnats, wipe your aeehole
Swat those gnats, wipe your aeehole
Danang - There is ne Puntang in Danang
There are twe flys upon my Wang
There is no Puntang in Danang, Danang
M£ father i§ 4 fireman
My father is a fireman, He puts out fires
Hy brother is n fireman, He pute out firos
Ify sister Sol is a fireman* s Gal, She pute out toot
TUP.AII TUR^LI TURALI
It lr>nft the JiJlin» cr Hockin'
Or the fram en t,ho ere-*, cf •> wave
It's the fcam on the neck rf the bottle
That's driving mo down to my (^'tva
CHOHJSt Turali, Urili, Urili
Turali, Urili, UrPi
NrK the sonial life of a camol
T,n stran/v r than anyone thinks
In ocm^nta of amorous passion
Ho tries to m*ko love to the r^hirix
Bit the ;vhinxfM posterior organ
Is buried in the sands of the Nil*
Which accounts for the hunp on the camel
And the Sjphinx's inscrutable smile«
CHORUS
The Officer's ride in the meter Boat
The Captain rides in his Gig
It don'i go a goddajfnn bit faster
But it makes the old bastard feel big
CHOHJS
Here1s to old Fort Massachusetts
And here's to the old Mohawk trail
And here's to these Indian maidens, God HLess them
They gave us our first piece of Viampum
uriOHJS
Exhaustive Experimentation
By Darwin and Huxely and Hall
Has proved that the Ass c f a Hedgehog
Can hardly be buggered at all
CHORUS
Here's to the students at HARVARD
And here's to the boys down at Kale
They shave all the hair off the Hedgehog
To better to get at the tall
CHOHJS
Here's to the girls down in Sydney
And here's to the streets that they roam
And here's to those dirty faced Urchins, God Bless '«m
Any one of them may be our own
CHORUS
TIE TATTOTiiD. LADY (Tc the tune of "tty Indiana Home")
Ouce I married a tattcced lady
And believe mo when 1 say
Tattcced en her body
Was a map of the good old USA
Every night when the mccn shone brightly
And my baby and I went to sleep
M ' wait until, my baby was snoring
Then I'd lift up the sheets and take a peek.**.*
On her neck was MLnnegt ta
On her shoulder wan Tennessee
And Tibtcoed on her back wa3 dear old Hackonsack
A place where I long to be
On her chost was Went Virginia
Through those hills 1 levo to roam
And when the moon shone down down upon hrnr Wabash
Then. 1 knew I'd found my Indiana heme I
MINNIE THE MERMAID
Many*s the night I spent with Minnie the Mermaid
Down at the bottom cf the 30a,
She lost her morals down among the corals
(k.e, but she was good to me*
Now ashes to ashes and dust to dust
Two twin beds and only one of them mussed
Ycu can easily see she's not xny mother
1 Cause my mother's forty-nine
And you can easily see she's not my sister
1Cause I!d never show my sister such a helluva Gccd Time
And you can see she's net my sweetheart
1Cause my sweetie^s too refined
She's just a snip of a kid, who loved what she did
She's a personal friend of mine I
SECOND HAND HOSE
Second Hand Hose
I'm Just a second hand hose
Although I'll tell you I've been sav!n it Just for you
I was teach *n TIGERS tricks
While you played with your Cooks
I've vejrn out more Foot one
Then you've worn out socks
0h# every one knows I'm Just a Second Hand Hose
From good old I-WAK-A-DO I 1