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NOTES: Received from Ronald Koch. Ronald served in the Army from Dec. 4. 1956 through Dec. 3, 1958 at Aberdeen proving ground. They would go out Friday nights to a bar to drink, sing and tell dirty jokes. This songbook was used at the bar. Phi Tau Alpha used in this songbook is an acronym for Fuck The Army. This term was used in jest and wasn't meant seriously but was investigated by the FBI and there is a Time Magazine article dated Nov.10, 1958 about this investigation.
List of songs: SPP Theme Song, Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, The Quartermaster Corps, T'Was A Cold Winter' s Evening, The Phi Tau Alpha Song (The SPP's Lament), The Drinking Song, Alma Mater, Tune: Oh Hail to Thee, Woodpecker Song, The Camel, Follow the Band, Tune: Follow The Man, Balls and Parties and Banquets, Salvation Army, Roll Your Leg Over, Waltz Me Around Again Willie, A Year Before Discharge, A Hitch in Hell, Cheers, The 23 rd Psalm (Regular Army Version), Is It Wet Yet?', Tune: similar to Battle Hymn of the Republic, K.P, Tune: Trees, Ode On Getting a Load On
Scientific and
Professional
Personnel
Songbook
SONG IS THE LUBRICANT OF LIFE; AND NOT THE LEAST OF
ARMY LIFE. THEREFORE, WE DEDICATE THIS SONGBOOK TO THOSE
"STUPID INTELLECTUALS" WHO WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET
DRAFTED BUT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO BECOME S.P.P.
app ^mm mm
(iiing to the tune of "lay Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Chorus i Take ciown& take do^in
Ch0 take do^n your service flag9 &bther dear*
Take doWt, take down
Oh* take dov^ your service flag*, kother dear*
Your son went through four years of college0
For this he received a degree8
They drafted him into the Ariay
And made hiia an &RF
&ome mothers have eons in the Army
Some mothers have sens on tha sea*
But take down your service flag^ tother
Your son is an £3?P
/»»9«.s>»«ss«&Chorus»»»^»~»*»
Oh^ take down your service flag* tether <?
Your son is an iaBP0
He'll never'get woundsd in action?
Extracting the square root of three,
^^o^^-w^-OhDrus^-^^**^33^
bailors have ships to keep shining0
Infantry marches till davm0
0ho take down your service flag* toother
Your £iPP9s sowing tlm laim*
«««»„.., s.^.^Choru.s »•*--»■'«—
Mots there is an infextry soldier,,
hoM there is a fighting marine9
Your son is not on$ cf these0 tot her0
Ha'1^ learned how to ieep his hands clean,.
«TS«^r».T5 »s=>-w.r»C;£ OrUS^ *■ *• -^ *" ~ " s ^
Fighters are lined ul in action,,
Theii* guns are all si.-iny and bright
But iiPPfls nevor0 Oh :] never,,
hoist think of" the ne^ty ^;rdl "fight"
*£SB QJtfO&ffiMSTER CORPS
^r eyes are dim, I ca nooi see, I have not brought sjr specs
idth ne>
X have not brought ng- specs 'with jue*
For ii*s_________-9_______* ____, -that makes
you____________________*
In the eorp - in the earp#
,For it*s ________ f 'I' ,s_______, that makes
you______________ ,»
In $he quaarb~er~nsast~er quartermaster oorp0
For it's whisky, whisky, whislsyv that raakes you feel so
frisky*
For it's beer, beer, beer, that makes you feel so queer*
For it's gin, gin, gin, that makes you want to sin*
For it's water, nater, totter, that makes you feel you otter0
For it?s inusea, muscatel, that Brakes you feel like hell*
For it's wine, wine, vine, that makes you feel so fins*
For it's run, rum, ru% thai makes you want to ccssa*
For it's tequila, tequila, tequila, that makes ycu want to
feel her0
For* it's port, port, port, that ica kes you want to snort*
For it's branny, branch, brandy, that makes you feel so
dander*
For it's ale, tie, ale, that snake's you look so pale*
For it's pepsi, pepsi, pepsi, that laakes you feel so seyy*
For it's rye, iye, tye, that makes you feel so high*
T'wse'.a Cold inter's Evening
T'was a cold winter's evening, the guests were all leaving,
.•O'Leaiy was closing the-bar,'when.-he' turned and he said to
the lady in red,
Get out, you can't stay where you are* Oh, she wept a sa,d tear,
In her bucket o:f beer, as she thought of the cold night ahead,
When a gentleman handsome stepped over the tranacm,
And these are the words that he said*
Her mother never told her the" things a young girl should
know*
'About the wiagr of college man and hot? they cone ard go
(mostly go)..,
Kow^ age has stol.on her beauty and v±n has left it*s sad scar,
So, r&assbz? yox\ mothers and sisters, beys, let Nellie sleep
Under the" bar *» irnid&r the ba r)0
PC Pill TAU ALPHA bOKG
{The Lapp's Laxnant)
To the tune of the "Battle Fyinn of the lie public"
nine eyes have seen the misery of trie coming'of tne drift
The day 1 got tne letter* trat°s the day I got tne shafts
They said nYour country neec.s you son» tne ArlJQy°s
understaffed"
Oh we9re the F* To A.
How we hate the ««~«-^riry
now we hate the *-—'Army
liov? ^ve hate tne ~—-Ariqy
Oh we're tne F0 T« A„ (stand on last cuor.s)
They sent iae off to Basic T„ widen leads to no degree
Next in line was ACC0 they naid you're ijitP^
I find tuat means you're rina for guards fatigue, and ft?,
Qh vy^9re the J?« T* A,
-«•-«•- Chorus -«,-»-•»-=
Our 00 we call the ..edgeft bocause he is a simple tool
The Lxec: * he is the lever 3 and he0 a tvice as much a fool,
wur 1st ^rgeant ia the one who really ia a je^sl*
Oh w^8re the h\ T, Aa
c - . «. • » ^ Chorus » - - «• - - -
I'xa in the Anqy too daran lojig0 Ied like to call it quitsj
The Tood - it tastes lite garbage0 ana the clothing never fits,
Ythensver £ eat u&as hall food 1 get the 0<, I, «»»«0
Oh wa°re the h\ To iiD
.-» *» » = • « * c nor us ~ - - •• - ■ - -
Our days at nCUfi we all cou/.d surely do withoutfe
For all your time is spent just looking for tuat early out
And dreaming of that glorious day v«°ll never nave to shout
Oh wj're the 1«'0 T* a»
THK DRINKING SONG
Sin, zwie, drie, vier, lift your stein and drink your beer*
Drink, Drink, Drink to eyes, that are bright as stars vfoen
they're
shining or.. me«
Drink, Dri.ik, Drink to lips th:.t are red and sweet as the
fruit on
the tree*
Here's a h^pe that those bright eyes vd.ll shine loyi. gly,
longingly
soon into idne^
May those lips that are red and sweet, tonight with joy
my-own lips meet
Drink, Drink, Diink let the toast start<.
Let young hearts never part*
Drink, D^ink, Drink let every tree lever salute his
sweetheart0
MOTES;
(Sing to the tune of *&k Bail to Thee*)
Hail to *heat CH A*C*C0
Stronghold of the £JP*P«
$b&TG scientific fiystexy
Iteming unsolved eternally *
Where civil service workers s^e
Tonaenting ;monkeya in a cage,
The only proble/n to decide 9
Is why the isonkeys are inside *
So Hail to thee* Old A,C,C«
Where 1 dwelled in iniseryv
Sweating out on icy K*P*
Or paid in blood for say &*!)<.
The cooks and haters inake me rave
They*ll drive roe to an early grave
The only thing I cannot justify
Is tthy old soldiers never die-.
So drink with ma to A,0*C3
Drink unto her xoajestyc
Born by jnen°s stupidity
lias doomed iier sons to misery
An age of wisdom on parade
Has perished in her aterile shade*
A fact that no one can deny*
This is the place ^where science died*
I put my finger in the woodpecker hole
And the woodpecker Saids *Mtoll bless xoy soul« take It out*
take it out* take it oute sreicove itvn
I reicoved ay finger from the woodpecker hole
And the woodpecker said * "Well bless my souls put it bac^,
put it bacfc put it baek& replace it'**
I replaced my finger in the woodpecker hole
.And the woodpecKor suidg •foell bless ivy soul^ turn it around
*
turn it aroundo turn it around* revolve it.-,
I.'revolved soy finger in the woodpecker hole
and the woodpecker said. "Well bless my soul9 the otner way*
tue othsr T?aya. the other Tray, r^v^xse it-,.
I reversed my finder ih the iscodpeclte'r hole
And the- vmodpaeXer oaidfl "Well bisaQ i-n/ soul., ta&s it
cut*
take it out"* take it out, I've had it.,
THE- G*b&L
(Tune similar to the "Mexican Hat Uance*)
Choxnisi Ringing sterile-li-erils-Ii^erile
Ringing steriel*4i«*erile-li-&y
Jiin^ing 8terile«li«erile-li~erile
Ringing sterile~li~erile«li~8y
The sexual life of tne cancel0
la greater than anyone things*
One night in a fit 'of-.road passion*
Ha tried to tu^..er tne spaing
Bat the spuir^s posterior cxianneis*
Are closed by the-sands of tne Nile,
whicn accounts for the hiuap on the caii^l*.'
Ana the sphinx's inscrutable smile*,.
**. -,»*t **Ghorus *» • ••
Exhaustive experimentation*
#y iiarwisi and huxley and Hall,
Has proved taut the ass of a hedgehog,
C^n hardly be bu^ered at &l.io
^o be like tha boy3 up at harvard*
And be lixve tne boys..uovm at Yale\
before you \?ould bugger a iieahei%9
Keinove all-tne quills from nis tail*
~-«_*Choru8-«*-<>»
The natives of Southern Australia*
jJon't care loich for. woman or bcoze?
Tne national paatiaB down und^r*
2s buggering dead -&an&aroos8
uo if your vdte tastes differently lately,
Anci you're Ion#in<; for soiretiiir^ tnatfs new,
Ycu8va trie it little boys, snesp, end llamas,
Wow hovi about a dead &an^arcc „
«•«-•• »*G noru s * - ~«*•
FOLLOW THE BAND
(Sing to the tune of "Follow The Man11)
Chorus i Drink a little-llttle*
Chug a lug a little,
follow the band,
follow the band, follow the bafcd,
Brink a little-little,
Chug a lug a little,
Follow the band,
Follow the band
$y husband's a *rason, a mason, a mason,
A very fine mason is he*
All day he lays bricks, he lays bricks, he lavs bricks,
At night he comes home and drinks teac
My husband1a a carpenter, a carpenter, a carpenter,
A very fine carpenter is he,
All day he bangs nails, he hanp's Bails, he bangs nails,*
At night he comes home and drinks teaa
,----^.^^Chorus*^-^*-^^^
My husband*s a farmer, a farmer, a farmer,
A very .fine farmer is he«
All day he ploughs fields, he ploughs fields, he ploughs
fields,
At night he cones home and drinks tea*
My husband *s a brakeman, a krakeinari, a brakersan,
A -very fine brakeman is he*
All day he Jumps cars, he humps cars, he humps cars,
At nig:rt he comes hoire and drinks tea*
My husbandgs a .gourmet, a gourmet, a gourmet,-
A very fine gourmet is he*
All day., he "eats food, he eats food, ha eats food,
At night-he comes horn a and drinks tea*
My husband*s a farmer, a faimer, a farmer,
A vsrj fine farmer is he**
All day he forks hay, he forks hay, he forks hay,
At night he comes horn* and drinks tea*
My husband's a gaffer* a gaffer, a gaffer,
A very fine naffer is he,
All day he blows glass, he blows glass, he blows glass,
At nij&ht he comas ho^te and drinks tea.
BALLS AND FAilTISS AMD .BANQUETS
Oh, It9s Balls and Parties and Banquets
Parties, Banquets and Balls
As President Hoover said once before
The only way we can stay out of war
Is to h.*-ve more Parties and Bar. usts
Banquets, Parties and Balls
For its Parties and Banquets
Banquets and Parties
And "Balls S Balls I Balls S
SALVATION ARMY
I was layingr in the gutter all covered up with becr^
I had pretzles in my ear and I kneiv the end was nearu
When came a 'mighty ariny from out the briny fea%
Singing me a sor-g a nil! ion miles from koine*
Salvation amy, Salvation arrays
.Put a nickle on the d-'iim,
Save another drunken bum.
Salvation army, Salvation army*
Put a nickle on the drum,
And you'll be saved0
You111 be S«A-VwE*D fro?n th-3 ways of S~I«NC
uoll torn v& mm
ei&fUSi Roll ywar 2«fi«mrt & wftX your Itg otsiF*
ahj voll pm* 3*f ohm &» sias* in tb& moosiii
1 ^iik All frog girlJI Wf€ ilte ¥i«mw* so fragrant,
I*£ Jtasp In tkeir $S$&ti ftfft nsl& thorn all ^rt pant*
S'StfiGfh AJi yw-£ gifl* <M¥ft IfII little red rubies^
$nd I wa?e * 4*ttol*r* t*t^f'l tfcftlr bubies*
I itisfc mil young glvla ^um like statuos of Venus,
, And I twc & .»»» *with a oarji iron penus*
I idsb i-jl^joung girl4 '«r$rc 'Jika sharks in a pool*
And I yae :ra^nark with a waterproof tool.
J vi%nhM?Z>y0mB i^TM mm*^ Xltle* ipees in-a forest,
.tod i\"^IS^'1;:^xatf^ I*d ^Ti?f fcfeeir slitoris*
jV-sl- ^1^ young girls -v-*re J.Ik$' bells in a t^/sr*
rrrish all 'j£$uag girls' 'ttafifc lik^ bricks in a pilef
Ari«J 1 was a sasca, i*d lay them, to -gtyla*
I wish all yoiRg girls trers liks fish in the. 00s&n*
And I. ?$s a wh&lo^ Tr*d siiow thsm the motion-,
1 wish all young girls mem life bats in a steeple f-
.And. I i!*ft$ a bat* ttor6^;d>s mor$ bats than people *
I wish all yotiftg girls l&fre- l£k$ little red fortes,
AM 1 mt a wolf* r\d '^i¥kle their boxes,
I wish .all -young girls rsm® like Gypsy -Eos© Lee,
Md I m8 a Oabriu-g, oh leoirisftet T*d a«e?
I wish all youa£ grirls w-era lik£ ^rc.Ve^ iri ths grjr^is,
£axd X m*as a rattler■> x*d tiekle their &sa*
I *dsh all young girls T*era lika little vrhits cturgocns,.
And l fas a sBoivlfjUn, tir3rafd be no cors virgins*
I rtish all ;v sun^ vl:*lcs wa^ lite littsia r«d chickens,
Arc I was « roear-cr, I'cTglTe t?.sr;i 1;r\e diekstis*
I ?/l3h all f :-or;^r ,>.r]o >.*;3'v liko C'j-.sc*: in 0
picture,
WALTZ ME AROUMD A."1AIM WILLIS
Chorus t iy$ yi, yi, yi, in China they never serve chili,
So here comes another verse that!s worse than the other
verse*
So waits me around again Willie3
On the breast of a laxfy from Yale,
Was tattooed the price of her tali.,
^ut on her -behind, for those who were blind,
The same thing was printed in braille ©
There was a young lac(y from Dodgeff
Who thought that all babies came from Gcd0
But it wasn!t the Almighty who lifted her nighty,
It was Rodger the lodger, by God,
There was a young man from Thames*
Who liked to play nasty old games*
He lit a match to his grandmothers snatch,
And laughed while she pissed through the flamesf.
There was a young man from Staribul,
Who found a red ring on his tool,
He want to the clinic, the doctor was qynic,
Don't, you even know lipstick^ ycu fool?
There once was a girl from Seattle,.
That ^as addicted to sucking off cattle,
Cl&s 4%~ a bull from the south shot a load in hsr mouth*
And made her ovaries rattle3
There once was a young man from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austin,
He had room for his. ass and a tank full of gas^
But his balls hung out and he Icat thema
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who was heating his meat in the gutter,
When the tropical sun plsjjred hell with his gun,
And turned all his cream to butterc
There was a young man from Nadene,
v/ho invented a screwing machine,,
Conca ve or convex, it would taks either sex.
But oh wha t a bastard to clean*
There once wa s a ziW from DembasSr
Who had two balls made of brass,
When he clanged them together, he!d play Stormy V/eathsr,
While lightning shot out of-his ass*
There cnce was a girl named LilJL
Who swallowed and atomic pill,
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
And her tits on a tree in Brazil3
There was a young man from the Cape,
Who buggered an anthropoid ape,
Tha results> they wers horrid, all balls sac no forahead
And a strong inclination to rape a
There once ims a hermit iiaaed Dare
\riho kept a dead whore in his cave;
m said,"I'11 admit l*a a bit of a shit,
But look at the money I save*11
rhero "wtxs a yo*;ng dentist: ns.r.\ed Sloan,
v/h.; tr-satoc ^o:nen alone,
■ In a fit of depravityj h-3 fiilod the ifron5 canity.
And now his iusinass has gro^si*
Tharo was a yo\:ng woasan namac Wyrtie
^ho had an affair with a tur-c/i<3,
After a ysar and a day, nhsv. hor bally did srvsiy.
?fyrtls found that tha turtle us f3rtiia«
l\"iarfi via 3 a young man from S^linia
Y^ho had a co;:ipia>; inferior,
lie axd to a ^ian ?/hat he shouldn't haTa dene
And nov/ ha*5 a father Superior.
I'ii-erj "-vsa a young girl named Ran 30.71*
Tlho had young xsn in !:^r han^cm;
On-3 fell to the floor. whan £he shouted lor mors,
Said the man,8* My name's'Simpson, not 3^poc::i~?5
Thora "was *.. ycv^ig man from K^nt,
lte3w.», *vas so long tha~ it bent-
To sa-re him from trouble9 he pirt it in deucls,
And in^t^ad of coming;, ha «?ent*
Thsra -sag a youn/j; man from the Capo
"iVho buggered sn anthropoid ape 5
lb? -ap:-j cri^d. TIYou foSl5 You'-?o frot a 5cu?.ri= tccl5
and you?7e bu^garod my hole ouo of sh^pe,"
Thoro ^s.c a young fsrrv named Blccm.
'Who book a sir I to his room,
They spsns half tho night ^cudari^g ?dio had fc-ha right
To do 7,'hatj with Tdiieh to ^?horu
Thar3 vjsis".?» youn.j 1'ady of fashion,
Fho Aiad a :y^t dsal of passion^ •
And ao sho saida isvhs'n they crr.v/ied i:rno c-cc,
•''This is on-2 thin 5; the count.*y can:t r&ticr.-•"
Thar3 ms a young m&n from Ghandi,
Who woke up ona day with a dandy*
E© said to his aid, "Fetch ma a maid,
Or a goafc; or anything handy.-"
Thars onoo was a pirate named Y&tos,
Yiho attempted to rhumba on skates;
3u'b hs slipped on his Gutless, and how he is nutl3ss,
And not T*ary useful on dates•
fhere ones -,va.j a young girl namsd Heather
7;hc3Q incixato parts wers of ls*thor:
She attracted the boys ivith a horrible noise,
rade by flapping the edges together*
Thar a ones ims a man frora Rangoon,
Whose farts could be heard on ths moon;
Thsy*d shoot from his rectum, whan you<d I33.0':; expect
them,
'Vith tea fores of a mighty typhoona
Thore cnoo was a man from St.- pnui?
Who w«nt to a aiasquarad.e balls
38 had the affront to coirs cresasd as a eune>-
And Tvao had by a dog in tbs hell.
Tiv*3-/e on^o t^.s a Bia^ nam3d •VcTs^i-sh,.
Who thought chat an aps ha would ravish;
Ho ma do thy mistake, got the v.Tcng kind of spa.-
iLnd,the anthropoid rrraTished MaT&Tish*
Tharo ?mn a young girl named Joan*
nho want to ihe dentist alona*
In a fifc of dspraYity, ho fillod the wrong c&vity,
And now shs:3 nursing the filling at honie,
There cuos v/as a voting -ran named Brook;
M'ho likad to play tunes on his .cooks
Yiith terrif;,o -sraotion- h3 cov.ld play £ ssloetior,
Of Johnnn So baation Bach.
Thers ones ;?£:.a a lady from BroT.^tsr.,
fiho dreamt that a man had ss;luo*?d her;
But when ah 3 asvoka2 she found "t7/ss a jok-3.
>?^5..;> a lu^p in the irattross that gocsod h&r*
Thor^ v;3.ii> m young plumber nan-sd Lss^
■/vhc "sfto pl'j3;:bir.2 a -girl" "by tho ^eaj
S5.ld the sirl3r3tcp your plumbing, tr^r^-s ^omo'body
cueing/*
Said ths -rlvuicsr.. still plating, "That* -i "~3:"7
There was a young man named tfagruder
fcho met a lewd nude in Bermuda;
The lewd nvde was rude and exceedingly crude,
But Vagrader was ruder - ha screwed her*
There was- £n octegenarian named Lou,
To his frovsy old wife he was true;
But it wtosr''t compunction, but failure to f motion
Of his genital glandn - bails to you*
fhsre war & young geucho ;*&med Bruno*
\vhc said there's one thins I co know,,
A TRoman is fine, and a ai;3e.p is divine*
vjut a llt-sta. is numero uno*
There was .u young girl frs/u Chester*
V."hc said., *uhen har boyfriand possessed her*
"'I think you will "find,-it's better behind,
)?hs front :-.^ beginning; ";c faster*1*
There was u young lady :*rom Lurking Creek,
vibe had re * monthlies irviae i\ -woek*
£aid a you-ig man frosn Y;obirg;, *-vy, ho?.- provoking,
NcV. much poking, so to sjeak..1"'
Ih-j-ro w&t. .1 young girl aoi ?clot'ay
Who live:! in a Chinese reg&d:.;*
The walls jf the hails were docked with tlu? balls
And tcol-i jf the fools v/J- o *c«istowed hefo
Thore was i young* girl ntmed Lucille
V.hoae vaiiia was mfe.de of ste^l.
Her greatest thrill was e" rotary drill
"A'i^h an ci'i' cantered emsry wheftl*
Th«ra **£<• i young girl f a cm Beloit
7Vho w&s exceedingly §;dru:» t >
£!:.;• i .v:~ tract hsr -frsgins .to a pin poin-;; or finer,
.
Or expan*: it the sisa cu a quoit*
Th-are on*;* wag a couple r.asied Kelly,
vVho walk-~c around belly to bally*
Besausa, in their haste, they used library paste
Jr,stead of petroleum jellyc '
Thsrs onoe was a yoi^ng m-:vn named Clair,
V\ho was getting a piece «>n the stair;
y;h-3n the I sinister broke.: he doubled his stroke,
And fi/ii^ed it off in m..d-air»
"Twaa a year before discharge 0 and all tiirougu the Command
Mot a creature was stirring,, no one lifted a hand*
The civilians isere dosing without the least care.
Expecting that coffee time soon Tarould be there „
The boas in a stupor0. his hands on his Chest,
Observed that for coinfort his chair was the best«
Imo \?ork to be done, no cause for grief 9
He said math a aioilef "This sure beats relief f
When'out'in trie hell there arose such a -clatter*
He-awoke his assistant to check on the iratter,
xie returned and announced0 "There*a no cause for dread,
'Twas merely a taxpayer that fell over deadcn
A private w^s fudging reports so untrue0
To'iuate it appear tj«at ■ something was ne^.,
Done witn his writing, his neck gave a snap*
•.nen his head hit the desk*, ha returned to his hap.
In tne lounge aoim the hall the stenographers sa'to'
in inking thoir-coffee'and c^exung the fat,
They trained about money and subjects so deep
That nothing'could cause theia to go bac/, to sleep.
Out in the iren°s room there raas action galore s
As the boys fixed a booby trap over the door5
■While the master mechanic 0. a clever old blighter0
Boolined on the table repairing his lighter *
The projects were.'Chosen and planned in advance«
iio tne fellows Ymo handle U&tn haven#.t a chance,
The solutions are vague if they even exists
They run on l%or years and the jaoney ainQt missed.
The clock roacnes teng the coffee ;** hot0
Hallelujah • Hurry for the morning is shot a
Up^ tbrb c Up* Ifenry «e and dash down the nallo
Gaffes Tisis !. Goffea Ticse i and ougar for alio
Mm utm fie lhUw»M *$&&&
A $ Q is %m ispot
' Vtasxt 1 m &%mm& io ipsa %p tine
WJtoiler X iU|e it «?r lft&
fbas **Vk fit* fttifie& Aug fcti&uunla
Doutt ,vhe£e ws -get Mt*e
Uiglii In the middle of Bowlisre
fwelve himdr^cl Miles fro® you*
iie sweat && shiver aa2. freeze
•Xt*e"i»re ikaB He catt atand
Ve'ffe not a Imneh of convicts
Jjaai defenders of ilie land
'ife'xe" soldiar^ of tfie Cliamioul Corps
Earsiag. a iseasely pay
Guarding our people with Millions--
Fox two and a half a day*
living %&$n our-'jasaaoriea
Waiting to aae our gals
Hopicg -tliat wliile se^jre away
They havenH aarriec! our pala
few people know ^^.v® living
Few people, &£ttat* im. timm
Thmgh ise^re „fcot forgot al fcoisa
17a belong to Ifaele &&&>
S?iie- -tiffl© :w spend in tie Assay
.ffhe iooQ filings we: lia?0 ialase3
fioyatf ^a hope you arelv'i drafted
mh for Peie% Buhs tfoaH efcl&st
Wh^"a ne arrive at'Jieavisi-
Saint Peter ha s?ili y&il
*Tb©3e are -the boys from ACG lord-
Tmy have served their liithe in ibll*.
lioovay :?o,;^ --- — ».
Hooray ~«r I-,^i; ^
Eooray •for-—--,,
Jfcoray for- — —(t
Ein, &*lsv Dria¥-Vier
««-Vr.?taIce3 it "in ^he ear,
Bp^voy -for--—-
lie "3 9. snii-
(Regular Aricy version)
The Array's my shepard, I shall fcot thinks
It allcweth ire to lie dcwn on essential jobej
It leadeth me blindlyj it destroyeth i^ initiatives
It taketh jae into the paths of a parasite, for xqy countryes
sake*
Yea* inough I *alk through the valley of laziness and corrupt
living*
Ite allowance and longevity* they coxofprt ises
It maketh m to believe in great falsehoods i
And fillsth ny head with' false security i
l&y inefficiency runneth over,
-Surely* the J.nay shall care for m& ell the days of my life9
And 2 shall dwell in a fools paradise forevero
IS IT IfiiSP**—--YET?
C'fune siiialar to "Battle Byj&x, of the itepublic«)
Oh* Bhc went into the water and she E°t her~~~~all wet0
She «ent into the water and she got her—~^all wctt,
Bhe nent into the water and she got her—~all wetQ
But she didnH get her x x wet—-yet*
1. feet 4* knees
2^ ankles $*.. thighs
3^ calves .6.. suit
I hate man because they take mm to dinner * into allaybq and
their
bedroomsc They crash .me and feel ice ail over with their handsc
nold ae
to their lips* and get me hot* and drag .the life ov.t of jss-
v<iien they &et
all they want out of m\ they cast m& aside9 and then laia only
good for
trejaps.-, Why should they take advantage of my saoothft little
bodyY—-- «
*»*»*<,** »o«».>Aftor aliy I*a only a little cigarette. ;' ? ■?
{oing to the time cf "Trees")
"I tnink tu*it I aliall never aee
a job aa sloppy as KJJQ
K,.,!'* where greasy arina arc pressed
»itii pots ;ind pans against tne cuest
KoI'* wnere stand tne chefs all day0
Marking orders at.taeir prey,.
ri«P„'s who may in evening wear
A spot of gravy in tneir hair,
KJ^ wuere all the yardbirds hop
To noncualuntly wield a iaop.„.
Poems are ifoide b±> fools iiha is© 5
And so*s the list of that Uaiored KP..
ODIu Oh UhTTIKU a i-U^D Qi«
In tne days of old,, wueu college was tuia,
Ana li x\xox was independable
To drin.^ all ui^at was considered ri^t,
la fact3 it was considered commendable-.
*Twas Bevar a bio-* wuen whiskey ran low0
For wore was always available
Qn foot or by cary each campus town bsr
i.as forever quite readily assailable.
Eut no?> in tnis torn tne lid's been-olawped down
un tne gana from -sua frats and sororities,
Arai to have* any fun, you mast be t^en--:y»033a
Py tne order of ta*i local ~utncritie£-
but 1 always say v \:uere t.a-are':e *i.U. %-era'^ a wayr;
And ain will wi-i out in ti.o lor-*z ;run,
dc pull do^n tne shades* you 3.adu:.es caa msids0
Tap the Keg* and dxwn \is a long one-