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Cleopatra's
Scrapbook
51 B.C.
Blue Grass, Kentucky
1928 Edition
CLEOPATRA'S
Scrapbook
1928 EDITION
Consisting of 212 Pages and 84 Separate Compositions
Scrapbook Pub. Co.
Cost of Production, #2.00
This Book is Positively Not for Sale
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Page
P Ticket__________________________________________I
Choice Toasts______________________________________I
Hot-to-Mollies____.______.__________________________II
The Happy Guy _!__'____________i__"______________III
Courting in 1928________________________________III
Have a Drink___________'l__i____:_________________IV
Price of Bananas_________________________________IV
What Grade Saw_________________________________V
Very Old Timber________________________________VII
A Delicious Experience__________________________VIII
The Initiation of Percy___________________________X
How Could I help It __________'_______________XXIV
Me for You___________________________________XXIV
Social Science_________________________________XXV
A Perfect Nine Months__________________.—__ XXVIII
A Serious Mistake--------------------------------------------XXIX
The Reason Why________,------__~_____________XXX
Earl's One Tube Set__________________________XXXI
Just a Little Bit________-r__________________XXXII
Echoes from the Parlor___________________L_ XXXIII
How to Run a Motor______________________________2
The Ten Modern Commandments _________________2
List of Best Sellers for 1928______________________3
The American Circus__________-____________________4
How did the Swede Bet? ____-------____4r____----------5
The Bed of Love----------------------------------------------------6
My Experience---------------------------------------------------- 13
The Young Stenographer---------------------------------------24
What is Coming Next____________________________35
The Spearmint Kid_______________________________35
Bridal Experience ________________________________ 36
The New Alphabet_____________________________!_<• 40
A Trip to Heaven_______________________________42
The Scarlet Letter_______________________________45B
That Little Bit of Whang_________________________45G
One on the Teacher________:__'_________________45H
Hot Diggity Dog______________________________45H
Sixteen Hundred and One__________________________45
Love__________.____________ ________:_,____________51
Oh, How I Love It_______________________._______53
Kitty's Experience________________________________54
The Little Brown Hen____________________________55
Honey, I Love It_________________________________56
The Long Peggin' Awl --------------------------------------- 57
Southern Pastimes-------------------------------------------------58
The Difference______----------------------------------------58
Another Difference_______________________________58
A Tangled Up Mess______________________________59
Amidst the Buttercups_______________-____________59
As You Were_____________________________________60
Over One Octave Long___________________________61
The Live Candle Stick____________________________71
Bible Questions and Answers _-----------------------------73
A Woman's Job----------------------------------------------------74
He Was Modest--------------------------------------------------74
Did She Alight?_____------------------------------------------74
Father of Masonry----------—-----------------------------------74
Would You?______________________________________75
For Rent________________________-------------------------75
Pay Before You Enter--------------------------------------------76
Sea Condition, Sailor---------------------------------------------76
Armistice Terms-------------------------------------------------- 77
A Child Wanted_________________________________78
The Egg_________________________________________78
A French Menu___________________________________79
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They Fooled Him—?_____________________________80
The Obliging Wife_______________________________80
Excerpts from U. S. War Dept Letters_____________81
A Pretty Aspect--------------------------------------------------82
Love___________________________--------------------------82
One Modest, The Other Dumb___________________83
Aromatic Bean Co.----------------------------.------------------84
Dat Pole-Cat_____________________________________85
A Thrilling Novelette_____________________________87
Love on the Delaware____________________________101
Capt. John Smith's Card________________________ 103
Peter's Downfall_________________________________104
Marion's Cousin Tom____________________________105
The Whore's Confession__________________________110
Stop! Look? Listen_______________________________113
Salesmanship____________________________-------------114
Confessions of a Female Degenerate-----------------------115
Runt_______________________________________,------117
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CHOICE TOASTS
THE WOMAN
Here's to the woman the fairest of vine,
She blooms every month and bears every
nine>
She's the only chemist that was ever
known,
To extract the juice from a natural stone.
Here's to the woman dressed in red,
She makes her living laying in bed,
Fifteen cents is the regular price,
Give her a quarter and she'll do it twice,
Give 50 cents and she'll do it once more,
Give her 75c and she'll do it till sore.
Here^s to the girl that stood on the deck,
Her feet were covered ■ ;ith blisters,
The white of an egg ran down her leg
And the. wind blew thru her whiskers,
Here's to the blue fields of Kentucky,
And here's to the burning bars of hell,
God damn the man that will jaz.2, a girl.
And then sneak oil and tell.
Here's to the girl that wears silk hose,
High heeled shoes and tailor'made clothes
Her hat may be plain, and her height tall
But her poor little cunt has to pay for all
ir
When you start to drop your wax,,
Do not forget the revenue tax,
Article six and section third,
Requires a stamp on every tird.
Here's to the Kaiser, the son-of'a bitch,.
May his cock rot off with the seven year
itch,
And a blacksmith play with his balls with
a hammer,
Till his ass-hole toots the Star Spangled
Banner.
Here's to the Spaniard the son'of'a'bitch.
With his bag rotted off* with Cubari itch.
He lives in Madrid, the center of Spain,
While his ass'hole whistles remember the
Maine,
* $ # * # # #
HOT-TO-MOLLIES
"Eat'em while they're hot,T
Teacher:
Give me a sentence with the word
'hot'tO'molhW in it.
Johnnie:
I was down at the beach today
playing with my girl friend and, 'the sun
was hot to my back and the sand was
,\Hot-tO'Mollies.'',
Ill
There was a heathen Chinee,
Went out in the back yard to pee,
He said , how is this'se,
My cockee ,no pissee,
I have'e God Dam'ee hard'ee
THE HAPPY GUY
Oh, I grabbed her 'round the middle,
And swung her right around,
Tripped her with my left leg,
And threw her on the ground,
And right below the navel,
I bored her with my horn,
And I never felt so good,
Since the day that I was born.
COUNTING IN 1928
A little boy asked his Mamma one day,
"Ma how do people court?1'
"Well, Johnnie, it has been a long time since Dad
courvcd me, ard timer, have changed by now, so I don't
know how they court now-a-days, bui if you will hide
behind the curtain tonight when Sally's beau comes, you
can see how he courts her then you will know how it
is done."
That night Johnnie got behind a curtain where he
could get a good view. The next morning his Ma asked
him what he saw pertaining to courting— well this is
what he said:
"Sally's fellow came in and sat on the davenport with
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Sally. They talked a while then he put his arms around
her waist. Sally seemed to like it very much. After he
kissed her two or three times, he said something, but I
could not hear what it was, then he unbuttoned her dress
and started to play with her teats. He played with them
for a while then he kissed her and said something again.
Then he opened his pants and took out a live eel almost
as large as my arm; he had it in his pants leg I guess. I
know it was alive because Sally caught it behind the head
and tried to choke it, but could not succeed. He then
laid her on the davenport, drew up her dress and shoved
the eel all the way in; I know it went all the way up
for he had to work some time to get in"
When she had heard what he had seen, -she was so
surprised that she could not answer.
Johnnie waited for awhile, then said, "I suppose it
is no harm in the eel for Sally seemed to like it, and
was so afraid it would slip iut that she threw her legs
around him. I bet you. it was dead when Sally let him
take it out, because she kept it in there for a long, long
time, and must have smothered the poor thing because its
head was hanging down with white blood running out
of its mouth when he pulled it out."
******** *
HAVE A DRINK
Mr. COCA COLA took MISS CHERRY COLA
out under the NU-GRAPE vine. He pulled her dress
up NE-HI and put in his ROOT-BEER and gave her
a DELEWARE PUNCH, and she cried: "OH HENRY,
I'm afraid Tve got a little BABY RUTH!"
* # * ♦ * * * * *
PRICE OF BANANAS
Little Boy:— Lady, what time is it, how deep is that pond
over there, how much are your bananas?
Lady in store:— Half-past eight, almost nine, up to your
ass, and three for a dime.
V
WHAT GRACE SAW
Georgetown, Ky., May 28, 1928
Dear friend Lucille:
Your welcome letter received and I read it with much
pleasure.
Papa and Harry go to the races at Lexington every af-
ternoon leaving Flo and I with Miss Mable, who looks
after us to see that no man runs off with of speaks to
us. I am awfully tired of having a governess after me all
the time. There are lots of nice men here every day but
Miss Mabel is very strict. If she catches me looking at
one she marches me right in, but I have a lot of fun and
see and hear, what I suppose, should make a young lady
of seventeen blush and I suppose I have blushed if any
one had seen me.
I can tell you I had quite an experience here the other
night and if you will promise to burn this letter, I will
tell you what I saw.
Well one night last week I guess it must have been
about mid-night papa and every one else had gone to
bed except Miss Mabel and I. We were out on the ver-
anda. Miss Mabel was asleep in the chair, when suddenly
a light gleamed thru the shutters of the next room to
mine and I heard a man and a woman talking. He came
to the blinds and opened the slats and looked out. It was
quite dark and he did not not;ce me and supposing that
everybody had retired he walked over to the woman and
kissed her and hugged her many times. They both be'
gan undressing and I could see distinctly as if I had been
in the room. She was a remarkably beautiful woman, of
about 25 , with magnificant figure and a beautiful bust,
while he was about 30, and a better built man I never
saw. She removed her dress and then commenced tak-
ing off her shoes and stockings showing a beautiful leg
and a ma^nificant calf. In the meantime he had pulled
off everything except his silk underwear, with his back
to her, but turning around and noticing her bare limbs
as she pushed down her stockings he crossed the room in
a second and sitting upon the bed beside her, he pulled
her towards him by putting his arms around her, one un-
der her chemise and the other hand on her breasts and
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kissing her rapidly which she tried to resist, but it was
of no use.
I was afraid to move fearing Miss Mabel would wake,
but oh, Lucille, how he kissed her and hugged her and
finally pushing her on the bed—her head resting on his
arm, kissing like mad for a moment but soon he drew his
hand from under her and put it down and roiled up her
chemise over her stomach and exposed everything. Oh
my I felt as if I would jump ofF the veranda but was a'
fra;d to "move I felt so excited. It reminded me of the
picture we used to see at school and the description it
gave under it. What beautifully formed legs she had and
her stomach was pure white and her nest looked like a
satin cushion on a snowy bank, and above all, the beauti'
ful silky looking hair which covered her "Nancy" in clu*
sLers of big curls as thick as the hair on my head It
grew quite a way up her stomach thru which the man
was running his fingers and toying as if they were his
own honors while she drew herself upon the bed and
spread her thighs wide open and seemed to enjoy his ca'
resses very much while he hugged and kissed her furously
I wondered what else they would do and I could hardly
sit still I was so excited and afraid Miss Mable would
wake or that I would make some noise. I also wondered
what I would do if a man should do such things to me
and how it would feel to have a man playing with the
hairs under my clothes. He soon got up from the bed
while she lay still and took ofF his remaining clothes and
stood before her naked. I shall never forget the thrill
that went thru me. Merciful heavens, I thot I would faint
or sink thru the floor with excitement, such an enormous
big thing standing straight up all surrounded by bushy
hair and a great big red head and such a bag under it.
Oh, Lucille, it was enormous, at least ten inches long and
as large as my wrist. I could not believe he could get
it into her, it was so large, and he did seem ■ to have a
little trouble at first. He stooped down and kissed her
lips, breasts, thighs, and even her "Nancy" then raised
up and tried to put his big thing into her, but it seemed
to hurt her for when the head was in a little way he took
it out again and tried again. This he did two or three
times then he wet it with something like salve and put
it in again. This time it went in eaiser and he slowly sank
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on top of her and began taking long and steady strokes,
then after a little while he suddenly gave an-awful shove
wlr'ch made her cry out, "Mercy you hurt me," then he
lay quite still for a while, keeping his long thing in her
'■while .she .'kissed lvm. Something else must have went in
her besides his big thing for she seemed to feel better as
she was twisting her big bottom and put a pillow under-
it, then she began with both arms working him up and
down so as to meet his every motion. The motions be'
came steadier and faster until at last she seemed to be
very tired and asked to rest a while. In a minute they
began again rapidly until suddenly she cried, "Oh,' darh
■ing, quicker, I shall die, oh, .oh,"
Then with a sigh she seemed to faint away, while he
laid upon her almost lifeless. Oh, Lucille, you can't im'
agine how frightened and afraid I was to awake Miss
Mable to ask what to do as they were lying there naked
and she would know I had seen all, so I waited quietly.
My sensation during all the time was queer, for when
the crisis came I experienced a thrill of pleasure, and
found my legs and underclothing wet with a slimy sub'
stance that had come from me. I sat still until the couple
aroused from their stupor and began kissing each other
laughed and suddenly I was startled by Miss Mabel say'
ing "come, my dear, lets go in, but walk away easy."
She had seen what I had seen.
She is calling me now, so bye for the present,
,; : *********
VERY OLD TIMBER
Brothers and Sisters:—-
I am an aged tree in the forest of the Lord, withered
in the branches and hollow in th butt, the storms of 60
winters have whistled through my boughs and stripped
.them of their foliage; the scorching heat of 60 summers
has peeled off my bark, but thank God, my old root still
stands.
vnr "■■ ■-..',. .' "
A DELICIOUS EXPERIENCE
Dear Bessie:—
I received your kind letter last week and will hacteri to
reply. I ham having a fine time. We are stopping at the
Park Hotel. Bessre, I have discovered a real pleasure in
life. Mother is making me wear long skirts so the boys
can't see my legs, but every chance I get I lift my skirt
so they can see them anyhow. Last night my boy friend
asked me to take a walk with h:m and . I accepted. He
put his arms around my waist and I asked him to stop,
but he only held me tighter and said no one can see us,
and that he did not intend to bite me. When I was not
looking he slipped his hands in to my dress and caught
hold of my bubbles, he worked his hands over them in
such a manner that it made me feel so funny. I did not
know what to do so he put his head on my breast and
began sucking my teats. It felt so awfully good that I
could not sit still, so I squirmed around on the bench,
then he began working his hands up under my dress.
He felt of my legs and kept on working "higher all the
time biting my tea'.ties, and it felt awfully good, until at
last he reached my pussy and pulled and twisted the hairs.
By the way you remember how we Used to play wjth
each other's pussies, and you always complained about
how the hairs on me got in your teeth. If the hairs on
your pussy are as long as mine, they are nearly two in'
ches long. At last he slipped his finger into my pussy,
and it felt so pjood I wanted to kiss my breasts. He said
I nearly did the hoochie on that bench. He placed my
hand on his lap and laid it on something hard, I asked
him what it was and he said to find out, and I did and
it was his thing; it was round and warm and throbbing,
he asked me to play with it and it seemed to give him a
kind of pleasure and all the time he was fingering in my
pussy. I could not resist. Then he pulled up my chemise
and put me astride his lap. When his warm prick touch'
ed my puss, it gave me a thrill like an electric shock.
When his fingers found the hole he stuck his prick in and
oh, nothing short of experience can describe tne feeling:
I had. He kept working his ass and trying to push it in'
to my belly, he asked me if it hurt and I said no, push it
further and faster. With a mighty shove it went clean
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mp to his "balls. 1 thot 1 would die it felt so good then he
he pulled it nearly out and shoved it in again. He told
me to work myself so as to meet his movement but he
did not have to tell me that for I was already doing it.
He seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. In a few sec'
onds it was so hard that I fainted, when I recovered I
was still on his lap, with my head on his shoulders. He
kissed me and called me his own darling and asked me
if I liked it and I replied yes, do it again, but lie took
a rest and all the time rubbing his big prick against my
cunt, I wanted him to leave it there as I was beginning to
get another hard on, I tried to put it in again while we
were sitting on the bench, but he said we would do it
next laying down. So we slid down on the grass, he took
off my dress and his pants and got on top of me and told
rae to put it in. When it was in he began gently twisting
and showed me how to work up under it. O what a feel*
ing I threw my legs around him and drew him to me
and I could feel the warm fluid flowing from us both,
then I fainted again and when I came to he was still on
top of me with his big prick in my warm , jucy cunt but
I could tell it was not so hard. My but it was hot work,
but we did it until it was all over and became conscious
of what was gonig on, then I kissed him and loved him
until his tool was as hard as a brick again and I felt as
ready for it as he did. He told me to trun over on my
belly and he would show me another way. Well he took
hold of my ass and pulled it open until he got his prick
into my cunt, then he began [laying with my breasts a'
gain and in a few minutes another pint of burning pint
of burning fluid came flowing from us both. By this time
we were both nearly all in, so he said we would go to
sleep now and he would try again another time, so he
washed out my cunt and cleaned his tool and we went
to sleep. Tomorrow we will be married two days and we
are going to screw another way, he knows more ways of
doing it than you can imagine, we are going to do it to'
morrow in a chair, he says he can ge mohe of it in that
way an dl hope he does for I nearly go crazy when he
gets it all in.
Well I will close for this time, bidding you a loving
good night, I am your friend.
Ethel.
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THE INITIATION OF P16RCY
Lexington, Ky., May 29, 192b"
friend' Orar
An incident in my boyish life tonight passes before
the in all the timings of a panoramic view; and as my
thots run back over the checkered pathway" of forty years*;
tohich; has sprinkled my. hair with grey, filled my life with
thorns and orange bloossms, to a month that has left its-
imprint upon my whole' life;.
1 wish 1 had the power to reproduce the picture in
all its colors, and do justice to the work, which at your
request I undertake tonight. I regret the favor you ask
is one which compels me to write of myself. To a mod-
est man lacking the phrenogical enlargement that as ai
rule in men and women predominate to such a lamenta-
ble degree, the position is embarrassing, and in the per-
usal of this I hope your eyes will rest on-the unpleasant-
character I! as little as possible. I was born Y.eath a warm
sun and southern skies; where the air was freighter w'th
the lended odor of the magnolia and jasmine that heigh'
tened the senses; where everything had its but and its 'blos-
som at its birth; where the dreamy languor of the vclupt--
hary see fried inherent in all;■ where even in those who here
in the north would be termed children, the sexual snark
only waited for Contact to flame Up in its power; where-
girls are mothers at thirteen and grandmas at thirty, but
up to my eleventh year I had known books and sketch'-
ings a tempered linen dressed boy, who lived out of the
sunshine and ignored the innocent deviltries of youth who
looked upon girls as horrid, whose life was bounded by
a pony, books, pictures and ■ flowers of the conservatory
out changes for good or evil take place in every life, it
came to mine, and on that sighing summer day in my ..
twelfth year when Cupid threw apart the silken curtains,
revealing the beauties of which I had not even dreamed.
'My hand lost its cunning, to books I said farewell a^d
ambition was dead. That was a day of fafe. How bitterly
have 1 cursed it since, how 1 cursed her who snatched me
•3n
3ro7n my "little "heaven with its delightful anticipation and
'chaperoned me through the hot house of passion, where
*every beautiful flower was filled with subtle poison which
reached the nerves, .sapped life and deadened the brain,
My introduction to the pleasures and mysteries that
have ever been^associated with the couch of love, the keen
relish for which "has blasted the family Tiearthstone and
over thrown empires, was not/intrusted to a novice; no
'timid simpering girl taking her first steps towards reali'
zation of the anticipation of forbidden pleasures; but to
a woman; to a woman of thirty, who being an apt pupil
under the skillful manipulations of a husband for a nurri'
her of years, had herself, became a preceptor In all those
'delicate points that surround an amour with such delights
;and rosy tints. How plainly do I see her tonight.
How much "keened my appreciation of the wonderful
piece of anatomy that time only still deeper imprints upon
my memory; the standard by which from that time all
female perfections and lovliness gauged. Ah, she is before
me again, and this time unveiled. Look at her! Is she
■not beautiful? Note the poise of her head from which het
glinted golden Tiair falls in such wreath. See those amber
eyes; those wonderful chisled lips so red, pulpy and maist,
hier fair cheeks tinted by their reflection. Her shoulders
how perfectly and exquisitely moulded, rounded with the
•same finish of her beautiful swelling globes and so <laint'
ily pinked and tipped.
What helly, back and hips ever had the graceful
curves of thine? And you; Rounded arms white, swell'
ing thighs and full dimpled knees in your warm pressure
of.--years ago I feel you again tonight, was the mould
broken with your completion? Gone? Yes only in mem'
ory now, we of all things for the first time taste, whether
sorrow, pain or bliss.
The house on the sound, those with whom I lived
had taken for the summer months, was very small, only
large enough for three and the servant, but it was dc
lightfully situated in a perfect Eden; where all was soft
air, perfume flowers and singing birds; and as I recall it
now just the place for lovers and the complete enjoy
ment of stolen sweets. One day a. carriage rolled up the
gravel walk to the door. A beautiful woman got out
and everything tended to show that we had an unex-
pected guest. As I stood there with my black long curl-
ing hair 'neath a broad palmetto hat dressed in white-
pantaloons, and green jacket with brass buttons, by face
reddened with the sun's ray on the water, she stooped
down and kissed me tenderly several times, and as I re-
member how they produced different sensation from any
kisses I had ever known before I liked them, but >.
didn't know why it was I hung around her all day and
thought her so nice. After she had visited all the fore-
noon in the house which time I had learned that she was.
the wife of a gentleman who was a friend of my father
but wHo had gone to California for his health. I am
willing to gamble on it now that he had consumption
she took my hand and we went for a stroll around the
place, along the beach and up into the lovely woods with
its tangled grasses and wild flowers. What to me then
was all that snowy linen; those beautiful ruffled skirts as
she pulled them up to step over some sticks or brable
she did not seem to care how high §he revealed the
daintiest of feet and legs of such matchless beauty that
even a cigar store indian would lose his head at sight
of them. Ah; how many thousands have longed to live
over again the first part of a life with the knowledge that
acquired in the past. Could this happen to me what a
different color this picture, of which I am writing, would
have. In the dense shade, where the hot sun could not
penetrate, we sat down on a log, and after she had taken
off my hat and ran her dainty white hand through my
hair she placed my head in her lap and pulling me close
to her panting bosom, she placed her pretty lips on mine
and held them there with her eyes shut until sometimes
I stifled almost lost my breath; then she would take her
lips away while her eyes sparkled and her cheeks red'
dened clear to her hair. There was something about it
all that I liked, for I would ask her to do it again; and
she exclaiming bless my little man would press me to her
again and would kiss my lips and face which were wet from
her lips. Each attack and each pressure created for me
some new and delightful sensation I had not known be-
fore and there where my little pantaloons buttoned in
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front, I had a pain, and a great hard lump that hurt, and
in my innocence I told her about it.
Let me see, she said kindly; one of her hands that
had so many rings on her fingers stole down and unbut-
toned my pants, and then what I had never seen more
than two inches long' and soft as baby's flesh was stand-
ing out full five inches long and terribly swollen: I was
terribly frightened at the sight and the pain and she
took it in her hand telling me it was no matter, and I
seemed to get better right away. Then she kissed it
four or five times and bit it gently after which she put
it back and buttoned up my pantaloons again. I wanted :
her to hold it some more but she said no that we must
go back, and before we reached the house she made me
promise on my life that I would never tell what she had
done or should choose to do. I would have done any
thing for her, for I tell you she had made a willing
slave of me in the few hours that had passed following
, her arrival. During the time between tea and the hour
tor retiring and while she was in conversation with the
older ones, I hung about her knees playing with her beau-
tiful hands and looking in to her wonderful eyes; but I
soon found out that I was not so much to her as I had
been when out in the woods; and signifying my deter'
mination to retire I was informed at the foot of the stairs
that I was to sleep across the bed at the foot. I took
off my clothes, then my regular evening sponging off
put on my little short nightshirt, and then turning back
very carefully as per instructions, placed me a pillow and
crept in. I lay for sometime thinking of my afternoon's
experience and the delightful sensation that had been
awakened by the newly found acquaintance; but I could
not solve the problem; but while wishing that night
would be very short so that when day came she would
take me walking again I fell asleep. I didn't know how
long I slept, but I seemed to be dreaming that some one
was tickling one of my ribs I awoke only to find that a
bed fellow and that it was a pretty pair of feet that had
been playing with me, I was wide awake in an instant,
and had them in my hands. How soft they were.
Gradually my hands stole up higher than her feet; up her
limbs so round and smooth, but I did not know why I
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did it unless they were soft and warm. The moon was
shining brightly through the window and the room was
as light as day. I turned over and there her pretty face
and those great eyes looking at me. Come up and I will
take you in my arms, she whispered, and I was less than a
second getting there. Oh, how she hugged and kissed
me, and how nice her plump, bare arms felt to my face
and neck. Then she carelessly unfastened her chemise
and I saw what I never had seen before two beautiful
bosoms at once. How pretty they looked so soft and
round in the soft moonlight. She rubbed them panting
a:.d heaving over my fa'ce and lips, and then whispered
to me to bite them, and as my lips fastened over the
h'ttle hard tips her breath almost burned my face and I
felt a new joy that I had not learned in the woods, and
realized that I was swelling as I had in the afternoon of
the day before. Then I felt one of her warm hands steal
down and take it.
While with the other she took my hand and rubbed
it up and down on the softest and prettiest thing I had
ever felt in my young life where she left it. Oh, what a
plaything I had found so soft, so curly and juicy; and as
my fingers found a delicate opening she jumped as
though I had hurt her. Then I felt her open her legs
wide apart, after which she whispered to me to get in
there and lie on top of her, which I did, and as she pull'
ed my little shirt up, I felt my bare belly fitting close to
her and that her chemise was clear up to her arms. Then
she kissed me and hugged me again; I thought she
would break me in two and whispered to me to do just
as she told me ,she reached down and took the little
fellow that was killing me with pain and placed it where
I had my fingers when I thought I had hurt her. Now
make it go in she whispered and she raised her body
clear from the bed with my weight on her, and when
she settled back it was in, and she gave a great sigh as
I had heard people do who were in trouble.
Then she seized me and bit me, and seemed to be
trying to rock me in anew kind of a cradle; then tak-
ing me by the hips she would push me off and pull me
back, never letting that little fellow get out of the little
nest where she had placed him: and while I felt a ting-
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ling sensation in my fingers and toes and up my back,
she would roll her head on the pillow from side to side,
saying oh, oh, oh. I whispered to her that I would
have to peepee but she said no, and putting a towel un'
der her hips, she suddenly locked her legs over my back;
then bending her back high from the bed, she panted
and held me for a second trying to reach my lips, but
I'was too short then I lost my senses and everything got
green, and I was bleeding in and all over the pretty little
plaything on which I had been lying for ten minutes. Her
legs and arms loosened and I got off from her shaking
like a leaf but she whispered that I would feel better in
a few minutes and I did. Then she got up carefully and
taking a towel she went to the washstand and did some'
thing I did not know what then, and coming back to
the bed she took me in her arms, telling me that I must
never tell, and asking me if it was not awful nice, she
kissed me a few times and made me kiss ier, and with
my head on her pretty bosom we fell asleep. Was it
not awful nice? Well I should say it was. The little
heaven I had created had all been knocked into a cocked
hat by the one she had created for me. I smile when I
think of my innocence, smile when I reflect what a pub'
lie benefactor I was at that tender age. Then next
morning, after a kiss, a look at the pretty white bosom
and white bare arms, I had received my instructions as to
how I should eat; and putting on my clothes I went
down stairs kicking gently for having to sleep across the
bed. She was a lady of culture and refinement, saw
things to be done and did them with a will, could pre
pare the choicest of pastries and by her winning ways
was soon a welcome guest at the beach; but who dream'
ed of the bond those most intimate relations that had so
suddenly been established between us. Breakfast over
at which she was asked the usual questions as how she
rested and if I had made her any trouble, all of which
received the proper replies I took her out in my boat
in the cool of the morning for a ride; and more than
once I caught sight of her pretty legs peeping out from
under he snowy drapery, that had sudd^ly grown to
have a significance with me.
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She sang to me out on the water while I rowed and
watched what little of her limbs as was in sight; but I
had a "strange desire for one of my age to see more, and
so I said Mrs. B. you have such pretty legs, would you
let me see them higher up? She said why certainly, my
little man, I will do anything for you and reaching down
she gathered her dress, skirts and etc, and put them up
over her face. Gods what a picture the tight fitting
stocks the blue garters above her knees and the white
bare thighs. Then the skirts went down again but the
picture was left on my. mind. She knew the power her
beautiful legs had wrought upon me and on the way
back she revealed them to me at every opportunity and
when I asked her if I might put my hand on that little
beauty spot she said yes, but be quick, and I was; and
she seemed to like it as well as I and then reaching down
and putting my hand up under her skirts to the mossy
charm created the same intense thrill that has character'
ised the same attempt in all my later years. Before we
reached the cottage she charged me to be sure and eat
a heavy supper and to always eat plenty of meat and
eggs and to drink plenty of milk. Ah how well I know
why she was so careful in looking after my^ diet; Meat,
eggs, and milk. Oh, yes, I think I have followed these
instructions every day from that time until now, thirty
long years with their lights and shadows. After tea
was over, I for the first time in my life experienced
a high degree of. restlessness and impatience. What
was it I wanted? I got out my drawings; they had grown
dull and stupid; I turned to my books but they were un'
satisfying; and bidding all good night, I went to bed,
but not to sleep. Twas she and only she. In the bed
with its tender recollections of the wonderful night before,
I grew ever worse, tossing and longing for the moments
stretching into hours while I waited for her coming.
How my heart beat as at last I heard her footsteps on
the stairs. As she came in I feigned sleep and bending
over me she kissed me with her lips and I was happy.
Then she went to the mirror and began taking down her
beautiful hair, which loosened fell below her hips. After
she had unhooked her dress and taking it off she un-
fastened her skirts and stepped out of them, and taking
off her underskirt she stood before me in her short ruffled
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chemise, while she coiled up her lovely long hair. How
'beautiful she was as she stepped about here and there;
and as she stooped to pick up this and that form the
floor I peeped under her little short skirt and saw the
white bare thighs that I had seen in the boat that had
held me so tight the night before. Then she sat down
and unlaced her shoes and drawing the stockings from
her beautiful legs stood up again. I like you I said in
a low tone, and she stepped to the bed whispering you
little rascal, have you been awake and watching me all
this time! I inclined my head and putting my arms
around her neck whispered that I had been waiting so
long for her to come, and that I thought her so nice
and pretty. Bless your heart, she replied, do you think
so! I answered yes and asked her if she wouldn't take all
off.
Looking at me a second, she shrugged her pretty
shoulders and the chemise slipped down to her feet. Then
I saw all at once from her full neck to her toes I saw
what I had longed to see that little beauty with golden
hair, which had nearly killed me with joy the night be'
fore. Now are you satisfied, she asked me, and she bent
over me while her bosom rested on my face, and as
she put my hand on them as though to keep them, she
put on her chemise, then took it off again, and putting
out the light came to bed. I was less than a moment
getting by her side and she was less getting me in her
arms. I knew what she wanted, what I wanted, the ice
had been broken; I was an apt pupil and the secret fire
of my youth had burst forth in all its fury. I bit her
arms, her bare belly, her legs; bit and sucked her rosy
nipples, kissed her from head to foot, tickled her little
beauty with golden curls got onto her and off of her,
put mv head between her fat hot thighs which pressed
it until I thought it would split, sported from knees to
lips in a deirium of new found ecstasy; her breath burn'
ing my cheeks as I rested a moment with my head on her
bubbies. Then holding me tightly she put a stop to my
frambols, and grasping her little friend, who had attained
his majority and was no slouch for twtlve years, I assure
you, she put me on my back and bending over me, she
n'bbled him gentlv with her damp red lips, and then
falling on her back, she lifted me as though with iron
force above her and opening her quivering thighs let
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me down gently, saying all ready and taking in her hand
the pet who was eager for his duty, she gently parted the
golden hair and having fitted him in, locked her arms
around my body and raised herself from the bed. I pressed
gently down and she fell back with a smile and glowing:
cheeks. The motion she had produced the night before I
felt I could do and as I did so she tried to kiss me, and
whispered thats right, her voice fluttering so I thought
she was choking I had found the secret of her pleasure*
and hers was mine and as I alternately tickled herr
briskly, then gently, I remember a suppressed moan which
I now know was the acme of bliss. But I grew tired and
fell where I lay, yet linked together the bliss went on in.
a delicious throbbing that can never be told. Soon she
gasped more! more! and I loving her so strongly that
I would do anything for her began the gentle movement.
She whispered to me but I was getting deaf and blind
with rapture; and I whispered to her that it was coming;
she straightened her snowy legs then threw her belly up
against mine, loosened her arms, quivered from head to
foot, gasped now then! and as a thick mist gathered over
my eyes, I felt the hot stream go from me to her and all
was over. Oh you sweet boy, she said as she pulled me
up to her lips, covering me with kisses and biting my
neck, you don't know how hapy you have made me tonight
how you have satisfied my restless burning fever; and get'
ting up she went to the washstand where she remained a
moment or two; then putting on her chemise she came
back to bed, and taking me in her arms I fell asleep while
she was smoothing my hair. How often since the days
which I am recalling have I thought of that little cottage
and wondered if fate had ordained that my room should
be above that closed curtained parlour that was seldom
used, and never after the sun went down. Ah! wise head
I would that your confidence in the innocence of your boy
had been less strong than the seeds of an engrossing
passion which have ripened and borne fruit these long
years, would never have been sown. How long it seemed
to me before she came down to breakfast. I could think
of nothing else but her and the many beauties she had un>
veiled to my young eyes and vivid senses; my only thot was
to feel her kisses and dally with the pretty charms con-
cealed beneath her whitest of skirts and pretty embroider'
ies. But she came and I was happy. That day she com'
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plained of a headache and we neither went boating, nor
walking, but remained at the house all day; and when
she came to bed took me in her arms but did not kiss me
much and told me that I must not think of that as she
was feeling bad.
Her words cast a gloom over my young life but I did
as I was told and bore my grief in silence. On the follow-
ing day she was well again and in her usual happy mood,
we bless that which antidotes pain and sunshine is sweet'
est after rain. After dinner, the sun being behind the
clouds and not too warm we went down to the boat for
a ride. She talked to me while! rowed and kept my eyes
on her observing that once in a while my eyes glanced
toward her little feet, she seemed to know by intution
what was in my thoughts and up went all that hid what
3 longed to see. The sight sent the blood to my white face
and as she put down her skirts, she looked at me and
smiling said: My little sweetheart, if you will row to some
nice quiet little spot where no one goes, and we can be
alone you can lie between my legs you think so pretty
and like so much. I was a little tried of the oars but at
her words I grew suddenly strong, and being near a long
strip of land that ran out in the sound, I pulled up to
the point and we got out and walked but a few steps when
we came to a nice little grass plot on which we sat down
after she had spread out a light shawl that I had observed
on her arm as she went down to the boat. With the ex'
ceptions of the twittering of the birds and water washing
up against the shore all was as still as death. The great
pines and cedars that moan so in the summer air were
even still, while the absence of the sea breeze among the
jasmine and honeysuckle made their odor almost stiffling
there under the dense foliage. Oh little one, isn't this
nice (she said to me as she took off her hat and tossed
it aside, what a nice time we shall have here in the lovely
shade, and putting her arm around me she fell back on
the shawl, taking me with her. We were both on our
backs looking up among the green leaves. Soon she drew
me closer to her and asking me what I wanted, and as I
placed my hand on the bosom of her dress, she began to
unhook it at the neck one by one until all were undone
and I saw them peeping out over her chemise, so white
and round; then she undone other things .By this time I
was on my knees unbuttoning her chemise and I turned
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the corners back and took the pretty things undressed in
my hands, bent over them, bit them gently and sucked
them, and it seemed to me then that I would have given
my life to have one of them in my mouth. I was feeling;
good all over as she pulled me down to her and began kis-
ing me in such a new way; she seemed to cover my whole
mouth with her lips and sucked it in between them. I
felt her hot tongue in my mouth and almost down ray
throat, while her breath came hot and her bubbies rose
and fell. I turned and saw her skirts above her knees and
as with one hand I reached down to pull them higher so
to feast my eyes, I felt her hand working to my pants and
tickling the little eggs that I thought would burst with
pain. I had just got my hand on the little bird's nest
that was such an infatuation for me when she said jump
up quick and take off your pants. As I arose to do her
bidding, and while unbuttoning my pants from my jacket,
what delightful view I had of her many charms, and those
, bare thighs, how intensely inviting do I remember them.
My pants off, I walked up to her and stood over her
the little soldier standing hard and proud. She put up one
of her hands and took hold of it then raised herself until
her lips could touch it. Oh, how she squeezed and bit
it , all the time muttering words of affection. Then spring'
ing from her I put my head down between her white legs
and kissed little goldy until she moaned and said she
could stand it no longer. Do it now! she cried, and as she
threw her legs apart I crawled between them and rested
my weight on her belly. Then I felt her warm fingers
arranging things and when she had placed her pet where
she wanted him. I felt him among the parted curls that
seemed so. wet, gliding so smoothly until it was all in
and our bodies close together.
Oh, what delight' She seemed to be doing the same
thing to me with her mossy lips as she had with her
others when she kissed me a few moments before. And I
felt as though she would draw me to her very heart, body
and all, as she lay there murmuring, oh, you sweet boy,
oh, you sweet boy, now do it nice, she said, I drew back
gently and then plunged it back quickly, I felt her body
drawing and writhing under me with some new motion of
her buttocks that I had not felt before, which was highly
e^ctrifying to us both, but how wet and smooth she was
there. Soon she began drawing her legs up, then straight'
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ened them out again, her hands squeezing her bubbles,
while with her eyes shut she rolled her head from side
to side, a gentle moan escaping her half open lips. Now
quick! Quick, quick she opened her eyes and started sud'
denly. I felt that I was dying but I immediately began
knocking more vigorously at her little gateway, and she
locked her legs over my back holding them so tight that
I could not move.I felt a tingling sensation of delight and
in a second her velvet lined lips were sipping the hot
stream of my youthful passion. Her arms fell lifeless at
her side; and her fat legs dropped from my back and the
smile on her beautiful face spoke more than words. While
putting on my pants she went away but was soon back
again and kissing and hugging me a few times we went
down to the boat and home.
Ah how that woman in three days had crept into ray
life. As I think of it now, I was hers body, soul and spirit;
she was my sunshine, my life, no thought that was not
of her, no act but tended to gain her smiles. I could
look in her face and eyes for hours and never weary of it.
Little did I know then what heart was, what it could
suffer, what it could endure; and yet; how short was the ■
time until mine was put to the test. The days came and
went, but there was no abating in my desire to see her
charms; to know the delightful intoxication I found in
her arms. She did not humor me in all of my desires how
ever, knowing that for her pleasure I must have time to
secrete to her passion but she was always kind and gentle
and outside of the act, never denying me a wish in look'
ing or feeling what I chose. How often while standing
she has allowed me to stoop down and get under her skirt
and with my arms around her hips, let me bury my face
high up between her nice swelling thighs until I nearly
sufFocated. Yes the mould was broken after these hips
and legs were shaped unexpee'ed pleasures doth highest
pleasure round. Two weeks had almost elapsed since the
day she came and still our relations were unsuspicioned.
One morning she wished to go to the city and return in
the evening. On her promise to take good care of me I
was allowed to accompany her. On arriving we wert
to a hotel and were placed in a lovely room. We ran
about the stores until noon and then to the room, and
after putting off our thmgs we went to dinner. She order-
ed for me just what she said I must eat, and while I saw
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things that I wanted, I did not let her know it but obeyed
in everything. After we had finished our dinner we went
to our room and after closing the lower shutters she began
to take off her clothes, while my eyes were wide with
wonder. One thing and then another was taken off until
finally she stood with nothing but her stockings and
her chemise clothed her beautiful figure.
She seemed to hesitate a second, then taking them
off she threw herself in the bed with her hands over
her head. How sweet she was, and as I stood looking
at her, she said, come on my/ little man aren't you going
to take yours off and lie with me. I was going to be in
h-aven again; and I had mine off in half the time she
had taken and was as naked as she was when I stepped
up and stood bes:de her. Taking her playmate in her
hand so soft and white she tickled him awhile and saw
him grow, and after nibbling me a little on my belly, she
threw her arms around me and tossed me over on the bed
and straightening me out full length, she drew me closely
to her hot skin and covered me with kisses.
As soon as she loosened her embrace I had my mouth
one one of the nipples of her snowy breast' and as I
remember now that act struck every electrical wire in my
body does yet one hand over the little poulter nestling
. in the soft of her thighs, and as my fingers found it way
in slowly she rather liked the two sensations; her cheeks
growing redder each moment, she grasped the little fellow
who at his full size was throbbing at her side, then jump'
ing up quickly, she took the pillows and throwing them
together on the bed, told me how to lie on them. Then
she had me bend over them to her idea. That which
she was longing to feel wedged in her mossy lips was
standing up hard and proud. Then getting over me in
the right position I felt her place it between her hot lips
and a gentle motion on her part was all in where she
seemed to be delighted to have it. "There now, ain't that
nice?" she asked me with a look of mingled joy and pride
and he began to slide up and down on it in a particular
way that I had not known since her bosom jumping with
every move that seemed to send fire through my veins to
my brains. I could feel that she was making me awful
wet where we were linked; but the sensation was hot and
delightful and as she thought she would crush them her
motion became more rapid; her lips swelling, she shut her
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eyes and threw back her head, flung out her arms and
drew them back again, and she trembled all over. My de'
light reached its height and as my love messenger took
wings and flew, she fell forward on me with her weight,
almost crushing my bones. She lay panting and gasping
for a moment, and as she jumped to the floor, I saw that
he who had gievn her so much comfort also my belly
bore delicate crimson stains. She saw it and blushing
deeply, said it was no matter and sponging me off I put
on my shirt, and lay with my face to the wall as she ask'
ed me to do. Soon she came with her chemise on and
taking me in her arms, we went to sleep my face resting
on her white bosom. After awaking, we arose and dress'
ed and at eight we were at the cottage. That night
brought a change on her. When she came to bed she as
usual let me get in her snowy arms, but kisses I had
learned to love were missing.
She allowed me freedom with her bosom; but with any
attempt to put my hand under her chemise she took it
away, saying ,"No, no more.,, Ah, in those boyish days
I did not know that nature had ordered an armistice in
favor of the little citadel which had been so often stoned
and entered. The last rapture I ever knew lying between
her voluptuous swelling thighs was on the day she took
to the city; and that night my young boyish heart feit its
first aches and trouble. Two days after she kissed me
sweetly at the gate, saying that she would never forget
me. It has been mutual and when the carnage took her
away out of sight, the sky seemed to darken, the grass
was dead the flowers lost thei perfume and beauty. My
life followed on after that carriage.
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HOW COULD I HELP IT
He tried her on the lawn,
He tried her on the chair;
He tried her on the windowsill
But he couldn't get it there.
He tried her on the couch,
And up against the wall;
She even sat upon the floor, I
But it wouldn't work at all.
He tried it from the front, ';
He tried it from the rear;
But when he thought he had it
The thing went out of gear.
He put her on the hammock,
For there he thought she'd stay;
But just as he was ready
The hammock gave away.
He tried it this way and that,
And O! how I would laugh, \-
As the many ways he tried
To get her photograph.
* * * * * * * * *
ME FOR YOU
"I wonder what's become of Sally"
"Well me and my Boy Friend" took that
"Red Hot Mamma"
"One June Night" on the
"Road to Mandalay" in
"The Covered Wagon" at
"Three O'Clock in the Morning"
She was one of those . . '
""Hard Hearted Hannahs"
I was too tired anyway so
"Charley mv Boy" and
"Big Bad Bill" made her
"DoodlcDoo'Doo" and
"I Wonder Who's Sorry Now"
She is sitting in the corner singing
"Carolina Lullaby" to
"Ten Little Fingers and Ten Little Toes"
And she called it
"Nobody's Baby" beacause ir looked like
"That Old Gang of Mine."
XXV
SOCIAL SCIENCE
(Copy of Prof. Kirkway's famous lecture on social
science, delivered before his class of 400 students,
both male and female, in Eugenics, 1928, Colum-
bia University, New Your City.)
In sexual intercourse, pleasure of the fullest kind is
necessary to bring the participants into such relations
that offspring of the highest excellance may be gotten,
How to obtain perfection is worthy of deepest consider-
ation of the most profound mind as pertaining to the fu-
ture of the race and to the subject the writer has devoted
over twenty years of hard study.
Sexuality is the science, cohabitation is the art, which
if properly understood raises our moral and physical
standard more than any thing else. Not one in a hun-
dred knows how to have perfect connections without in-
jury to both parties, and not one in fifty knows how to
get half the possible cohabitations. Idiots, imbeciles, and
cases of complaints occuring in wedlock are the indirect
result of improper corpulation.
It is known that sixty out of every hundred cases of
divorce are charged by complaint as coming from indis-
cretion committed on the first night of marriage, which
might have been avoided if the parties had had better
knowledge of sexuality. Proper corpulation not only
prevents terrible private disorders, but the exchange of
sex magnetism is positively beneficial and healthful to both
parties.
On the other hand improper intercourse as indulged
in by suffering humanity is almost as weakening and de-
moralizing as that loathsome habit called "self-abuse." In
a large percentage of love cases, love is turned to disgust
within two weeks after marriage, just because the parties
are ignorant of the perfect union of sex. A perfect sex
union is strengthening and the scource of greatest pleas-
ure to man and woman. In the first place cohabitation
should never be indulged in if either of the participants
are in a tired condition.
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Immediately after getting into bed is not the proper
time nor immediately upon the act of awakening or aris-
ing. The best result is obtained and the greatest pleasure
obtained after a preliminary sleep. Set a time, say mid-
night for the act. Awake at the set time ready for the
pleasure. , Again most . men are much too weak to get
ready for their wives. The woman has a secretion as well
as the man. The lining membrane of her vagina must
be prepared by the excretion of an oily fluid which acts
in the capacity of an oiler so as to allow the easy en'
trance of the penus and also must be preheated by the
excess of blood and self magnetism so that the nervous
system will be ready for the pleasure. If the man is
ready only partially immediately on entering, the penus
discharges a pale amber fluid from the prostrated glands
that oil the vuya. If this occurs such a strain on the ner-
vous system is produced that it sometimes causes ulcers,
loss of manhood, etc. Whenever you feel depressed or
disgusted with the woman after the action, it indicates
that you have done it improperly and are in danger of
losing your manhood if it happens too often.
The lower animals coax and tantalize each other be-
fore they undergo corpulation. Human beings should
cuddle, fondle, and kiss each other for at least half hour
before attempting corpulation and never unless the wo-
man is anxious for it. If the female is ready or is being
aroused, the man should rub his hand gently over the
rectua membrane of the vagina which is situated at the
apex of the mouth opening, and if the response of the
penus takes place too soon, touch it to the flesh of the
female and this will lessen it until you are ready. Most
men eject secretion before the climax is reached, which
should not be. Both should reach the climax at the same
time. The climax in sexual intercourse is the place
where the greatest pleasure is obtained. In man is comes
at the time when the semen is ejected and in the woman
when the point of self magnetism is reached. By prac
cicing and telling each other how they are getting along
during the act, both the man and the woman may bring
the climax together. If both reach the climax together
the highest state of ecstacy is achieved and afterward both
man and woman will be exhiliarated instead of being de-
pressed.
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If the woman is slow In reaching the climax she
'should hold her legs closer together, if not, she should
hold them farther apart. To increase the pleasure a hun*
•dredfoM she should present her parts freely so that the
entrance for the man may be easily obtained. He should
insert the penis slowly to its full length, then rest awhile
'before finding the motion. After a short time the couple
should begin the motion slowly and work themselves into
a pitch of excitement which is the climax. But before the
climax is reached they should work themselves with the
same motion mentioned above, slow and gentle, and then
the second rest. This course should be continued for a-
bout fifteen or twenty minutes meanwhile being regular
in motoin. Then finally when wishing to bring about the
climax and the ejection of the fluid, and bring it on with
a rush, joins mouths and the climax will come with a par'
oxysm of joy to both.
But this is not all. The climax is great joy but the after'
math is even greater pleasure. The penis1 should not be
taken out until several minutes later, but remain until all
hardness is gone, otherwise much of the magnetism may
be lost after the ejection of the fluid. Then, and then
only the penis should be drawn out. The motion at this
time will be very delightful. Many think the previous
bed rest mav be difficult, brt with practice it will prove
otherwise. With practice the act and its feelings maybe
prolonged as long as desired.
Such intercourse strengthens and invigorates the organs
and nervous system, and instead of causing disgusting
apathy, it generates love in a man and his wife and all of
this combines to contribute to the conception of children,
who will be found at birth to be wonderfully endowed
■with vitality and vigor-
* * *******
XXVIII
A PERFECT NINE MONTHS
Mrs. Smith presented her husband with a fine boy, one
•which weighed 12 pounds.. This happened in the South
African gold fields. An old friend went to the newspaper
office and as a joke told the editor that Mr. Smith had
a nugget weighing 12 lbs. A reporter was immediately
Rent to investigate and this is what happened',
Reporter-—Does Mr. Smith live here?
Mrs. Smith—He does
Rep.-—Is Mr. Smith inl
Mrs. S.~—No,
Rep. —I hear he has a nugget weighing 12 lbs,
Mrs. S.—(Seeing the joke) He has.
Rep.—Can you show me the exact spot where it
was found?
Mrs. S. I am afraid my husband would object.
Rep.— Is the hole very far from here?
Mrs. S.— No. quite handy.
Rep.—Has Mr. Smith been working the claim
very long?
Mrs. S.— Just about ten months.
Rep.—- Was Mr. Smith the first to work it?
Mrs. S. —(blushing) He thinks he was.
Rep.— Is the work difficult?
Mrs. S. It was at first, but he found it easier later.
Rep.—Is the water plentiful?
Mrs S—Its sufficient to carry the work on smoothly
Rep.—Has he reached the bottom yet?
Mrs. S.—No, but very near.
Rep.-—You think there are any more nuggets there?
Mrs. S. —Oh yes, if the claim is worked properly,
Rep.—Has he worked it .sinc£ he found the nugget?
Mrs. S.— No, but I told him last night it was time.
Rep— Does anyone help him?
Mrs. S.— Only me and I do all I can to help him.
Rep.—Do you think he would sell his claim?
Mrs. S.—Oh, no it gives him the greatest pleasure
to work it.
Rep.—May I see the NUGGET?
Mrs. S.— Certainly Sir. (bringing out the baby )
Rep.— GOOD NIGHT!
XXIX
A SERIOUS MISTAKE
A young man desired to give his sweetheart a present
Cor her birthday, and after much deliberation decided to
give her a pair of gloves. At the same time that he pur-
chased them his sister purchased a pair of step'ins. The
saleslady got the packages mixed and when they were de-
livered the next day, the sister received the gloves and
the sweetheart the step'ins. Unaware ot this fact he sent
the following note to his sweetheart;
My Dear Sweetheart:
This little gift is to serve as a remembrance of your
birthday, and at the same time to replace the ones I rip'
ped the last time I was with you. Had it not been for
mv sister 1 wou d r.ot have gotten the short ones, but she
said every one was wearing short ones and leaving them
unfastened They are a rather delicate color, bu"- the
saleslady showed me some she had been wearing three
months without cleaning, and they were not soiled. I
wish 1 could help you put them on the first time, but no
doubt many other fellow's hands will feel of them before
I see you again. I hope you will think of me every time
you put them on. They looked very nice on the saleslady
akhough they did not fit her as snugly as I am sure they
will fit you. I did not know che eract size, but felt that
I should be more capable of knowing than any one else.
When you put them on the first time, sift a little talcum
powder in them and they will slip on easier, and when
you remove them, blow in them as they are new and
might become damp after wearing. Be sure to keep them
on while c1eaning, for they will shrink. 1 am almost en'
vious of them for they are to cover that sweet part of
you which I love to hold in my hand. Hoping you will
receive them in the same spirit that I am sending them,
and that you will be wearing them the next time I am
with you, so that I can have the pleasure of removing
them, I am yours,
George
XXX
THE REASON WHY
The dogs once held a meeting,
They came from far and near,
Some came in Automobiles,
And some came in on a bier.
But before into the hall they were,
Allowed to take a look,
They had to take their assholes off
And hang them on a hook.
Then into the hall they went,
The mothers, son, and sire,
But hardly had they been seated,
When someone hollowed Fire.
Then up they jumped all in a Bunch,
They had no time to look,
And each one grabbed an asshole,
At random right off the hook .
They got their assholes all mixed up,
It made them awful sore,
To think they never had the one,
They used to have before.
And thats the reason why you see,
As you go down the street,
Each dog will stop and swap a smell,
With every dog he meets.
And thats the reason why
A dog will leave his bone,
Just to smell another's asshole,
In hopes he will find his own.
ATTA BOY FIDO!
XXXI
EARL'S ONE TUBE SET
Lexington, Ky., May 20, 1928
Dear Rose:
I must write you about Earl's one tube set. We have
been reading about the Chicago girl's Cats-whiskers set
which could only get local stuff. It was about midnight
when Earl suggested a hoop-up that would get more dis-
tance than any Cats-whiskers set. Earl had been playing
with my receiving set all evening and I was so eager for
him to tune in, that I could hardly restrain myself and
wait for the hook-up.
He erected his antenna outside my coil for warming up
purposes, but found he could get better results inside.
At first he ground on my water connections and there
was a moment of static; but slight interference. He began
to manipulate his vario-coupler immensely. (Hot Diggity-
dog.) We were slowly but surely picking up at higher
speed. Earl became so excited, as his tube picked up
more distance, that I was afraid he would become exhaust-
ed and collapse on account of his earnest endeavors to
please me and also to satisfy himself.
It seemed that the whole world was trying to tune in
on my set, and my coil began to get hotter tnd hotter,
until all at oi«ce Greece came in strong, and then sig-
nals began to fade, and the lights began to dim. I never
knew that radios could be so interesting, but now I know
why men work all night to get a long distance with their
tubes. I have found from experience that an eight inch
tube is about the most thrilling tube you can get. Some
of these tubes are covered rubber insulation, but with
these on it is harder to get results.
Earl expects to get better results as soon as he has his
batteries recharged.
Hoping you can find time to try the new hook-up with
Peter, and let me know the results,
I am till the bench breaks,
Margaret.
XXXII
JUST A LITTLE BIT
A little pressure of my foot
Against your buttoned boot.
A scribbled note a little date,
A meeting when the hour is late.
A little room in tome hotel,
A little promise not to tell.
A little drink fust for two,
A little drink when we are thru;
A little mussing of the heir,
A little fussing in a chair.
A little bathroom all in white,
And a curtain shutting out the light..
A little shirtwaist laid aside,
A little bust that tried to hide.
A little shirt laid in a chair,
A little shirt of underwear.
A little blush, a little sigh,
A little promise by and by.
A little bed of shinning brass,
A little burning of the gas.
A little night robe mostly lace,
A little kisss, a tight embrace.
A little pair of hearts that beat,
A little effort to repeat.
A little towel, or maybe two,
A little nudging up to you.
A little sleep till half past four,
A little teasing for some more.
Another little sleep, and then,
A lunch in bed at nine or ten.
A little fussing while we dress,
A cigar and a dear caress.
A little bill, a little sigh,
A little promise not to cry.
A little stealing down the stair,
A little secret we can share.
A little weariness the next day,
Like little children after play.
A little wish that you and I,
May have another by and by.
ECHOES FROM THE PARLOR
Time: 11:45 p. m.
"What do you mean, George? Stop!, this very minute,
I say. No sir, I won't, No sir, take your hand right away.
My God! what do you mean? I'll let you know that I am
not that kind of a girl. Will you behave yourself? Stop,
this very minute or Til scream. No, I tell you, you can't
feel it. Stop, my God you hurt me. Quit, I tell you. What
are you trying; to do? They don't open on that side. Will
you stop. There see what you have done? Yes you did
tear them. No, I won't open my legs. My God, Mother
will come down stairs in a moment. No sir, I won't lay
down on the sofa. Oh my God, but I never thought you
would act this way. (noise of them falling on the sofa)
Oh, for God's sake quit. Oh, you are so rough. Well if
I do open them for just a minute, will you let me right ;
up? No I won't take that nasty thing in my hand. Stop, \
I'll squeeze it till I hurt you. See if I don't. My God, ;
George, you never can get that big thing in. Oh, you
• hurt me, you won't go gertly, you are only saying so to
fool me. Oh, Ah, Oh, for God's sake don't hurt me so.
Oh do please stop, for just a moment. Yes, that don't
hurt quite so bad Y-Yes, it does F-Feel Good Yes, you
may do it as fast as you like. What? Shove up to meet
you, that way? Y-Yes, darling, IT'll tell you W-When
1 am r-ready. Yes, so am I. Now darling, Oh, Now,
NOW, There, there, Oh, Ah, Oh, Ah, Oh, My God,
How GOOD. Oh George, hold me I'm fainting.
HOW TO RUN A MOTOR
Husband at telephone— Hello Central, give me City
133 please. Hello, is that Doctor Brown?
Doctor Brown— Yes sir.
Husband— Say doctor, my wife is very ill; she seems
all run down, what would you advise me to do for her?
At this time the operator by mistake cuts the husband
off from Doctor Brown and connects him with a salesman
who is telling a customer how to fix his motor.
Salesman— Draw her water off and give her time to
cool, take her jacket* off and feel her bottom. Then blow
her flue out and get her hot again, then try her with a
little grease and a nine inch stroke, keeping good time
Sock it to her a few times to loosen her up until she
blows off. Then if she is no better you had better call an
experienced man and let him have a shot at her.
:H s}: ^ ^ :>s :]: ^J ^t ^
THE TEN MODERN COMMANDMENTS
I. Thou shalt flirt, tease, vamp, but restrain from pet'
ting and parking.
IT. Keep thy figure trim and sylph-like, nobody loves a
fat girl.
III. Beware of the Blackbottom, fallen arches often result.
IV. Powder thy nose, rouge thy lips a plenty, they are a
flappers trademark.
V. Covet the other girl's sweetie, if you want him, but
make her leave yours alone.
VI. If you are on a joyride and your sweetie gets fresh,
make him walk home.
VII. Keep thy skirts to thy knees, don't leave too much
to the imagination,
VIII. Chew gum silently, park in far-away places, great
is the stickiness thereof.
IX. Honor thy Father and thy Mother, but stay away
from sugar daddies.
X. Get your man and learn how to keep him, by being
on the square.
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LIST OF BEST SELLERS FOR 1928
Title Aulhor
The Chance of a Lifetime .---------_____Iver Bloomersoff
The Yellow Stream______________________P. A. Little
The Anxious Woman__________________R. U. Coming
The Rooster's Mistake____________.----------Rhoda Duck
Childless________________________——__ I. M. Barren
The Shepherds Delight _____________ A. Rams Bottom
Flapper's Wail_______:___.____.__.___Missed Her Period
The Halt in the Desert__—_________ Mustapha Pea
How to Reduce A Fat Woman _.___Ride Her Haggard
The Ideal Husband__.___________John Henry Everhard
The Contented Wife ■_.____________.____Peter Be Long
:The Open Kimona___________________Sey Mour Hair
The Dairy Maiden_____.------.__---------------Lotta Bulbs
The African Princess_____.____.--------Erasmus B. Black
Hoof Hearted_________..________________ Ophelia Rass
The Dawn of Love__.__________.____ Holden Hizcock
Sheik's Demand _—_-----.~--------.-----Must Have A. Boy
The Passionate Brute___________________Nina Knight
The Sore Spot________,_______:___.____ Titas A. Drum
The Happy Honeymoon_____._____ Maude Fitzgerald
The Goldenarc__----------_--------------------L P. Standing
The Limitation of Offspring____Dr JCutcha Knockoff
The Optional Route______________—.____-.__R. Sole
Lover's Laf)or Lost_____________^____Miss Carry Agee
The Spot on the Wall____(Chinese) Who Flung Dung
The Chamber Maid's Romance_________Carry P. Daily
Dangerous Days------_---------.__--------._____ Pastor Period
Nothing Doing____________________,___ Iva Woodcock
The Easiest Way_____,----________________Eileen Back
Man to Man ____.----_—_____.__._________ Oscar Wild
Beyond Control (Yiddish) ^.,_____,_____ S Leyft Shitler
At the stroke of 12_________________ John Henry Bent
Favorite Shot —.__------_.—*--------------___Her Bottom
The Great Rubber Failure ___-_—___„____Iva Child
The Russian Passion Play ____________ I Bitter Titzoff
Birth, Control __,-------.—.-----___----:_:___ lona Seerynge
The Wild Cat's Revenge ^______—_____Claude Balls
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THE AMERICAN CIRCUS
You Philipinos don't know wnat you arc missing by
not wanting to become citizens of this grand country of
ours. There isn't anything like it under the sun. You
ought to send a delegation over to see us—the land of
the free, land of fine churches and 180,000 licensed sa'
loons; .bibles, forts and guns, houses of prostitution, mil'
lionaires and paupers; theologians and thieves; libertines
and liars; polititicians and poverty; Christians and chain .
gangs; schools and scalawags; trusts and tramps; money
and misery; homes and hunger; virtue and vice; a land
where you get a Bible for 15c and a bad drink of whis'
key for 10c; where we have a man in congress with three
Wives and a lot in the penitentiary for having two wives;
where some men make sausage out of their wives, and
some want to eat them raw; where we make bologna out
of dogs, canned beef out of horses and sick cows, and
corpses out of people who eat it; where we put a man in
jail for not having the means of support and on the rock
pile for asking for a job of work, where we license bawdy
houses and fine men for preaching Christ on the street
corners; where we have a congress of 400 men who make
laws and a supreme court of 9 men who set them aside;
where good whiskey makes bad men and bad men make
good whiskev; where newspapers are paid for suppressing
the truth and made rich for teaching a lie; where profes'
sors draw their conclusions from the same place they do
their salaries; where preachers are paid $25,000 a year
to dodge the devil and tickle the ears of the wealthy;
where business consists of getting hold of property in any
way that won't land you in the penitentiary; where trusts
"hold up" and poverty "holds down"; where men vote
for what they do not want for fear they will get what
do want by voting for it; where a girl who goes wrong is
made an outcast and her male partner flourishes as a gen'
tleman; where women wear short hair and short skirts and
men wear long hair and long trowsers; where the political
wire puller has displaced the patriotic statesman; where
men vote for a thing one day and cuss it for 364 days;
where we have prayers on the floor of our National Capi'
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tol and whiskey in the cellar; where we spend $1000 to
bury a statesman who is rich and $10 to put away a work'
ing man who is poor; where to be virtuous is to be lone
some and to be honest is to be a crank; where gold is
substance— the one thing sought for; where we pay
$15,000 ^- a dog and 15c per dozen to a poor woman
for making shirts; where we teach the 'untutored' Indian
eternal life from the Bible and kill him off with bad
whiskey; where we put a man in jail for stealing a loaf of
bread and in congress for stealing a railroad, where the
checkbook talks, sin walks in broad daylight, justice is a'
sleep, crime runs amuck, corruption permeates our whole
social and political fabric, and the devil laughs from every
street corner. Come to us Fillies. We've got the greatest
aggregation of good things and bad things, hot things and
cold things, all sizes, varieties and colors, ever exhibited
under one tent.
>;: ;•: $i :js & :■: :Jj ^« >;:
HOW DID THE SWEDE BET?
HAWTHORNE RACE
Anne Moore___________________________ 2:10
Mary Anderson___________________._____ 2:09
Norfolk________________________________ 2:07
Belle __:____________—_________________ 2:08
Mrs. Langtrys __________________________ 2:05
Layon_________________________________ 2:04
Kannote__________________________—_ 2:03
John Johnson_______________-----------— 2:02
' Trade Dollar___________________________ 2:07
Abbett________________________________ 2:06
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"THE BED OF LOVE"
A rosctinted room with a soft light playing upon it
dimly from the pink shrouded lamp that stood in the
corner near the dressing case, draped in . rose'colored
silk. The fire in the grate, burned down to red coals,
sent out little capricious puffs and flashes of light that
suddenly illumninated dark corners, revealed the pink
coverings of the low bed, the lounge with it's pale red
cushions, the cherry toilet stand with it's white ewer basin,
two rocking chairs draped with white covers embroidered
in roses. The dimness, with it's soft explosions of lambent
light from the fire place, was mysterious, suggestive
soothing, sensual.
The lock clicked; the door opened; they entered.
He, tall, with masterful eyes, wrapped in his overcoat,
gloved and well groomed. He held the door open for her
as she came, not gliding, not tripping, but with the elas'
tic yet firm and vigerous step betokening youth and ad'
venturousness, restrained by cultivated elegance
She wore a long, dark coat that fitted her slight, swel'
ling body as close as the soft glove upon her hand; a dark
skirt just touched her welhformed calves. Above these a
soft hat with a fleur de lis of ostrich tips*of black, that
swayed voluptously as the movements of her head sug'
gested. A close drawn, thick veil covered the face and
even the hair, and of the personality of the face of this
charming, elegant and enticing figure nothing could be
seen.
But one might guess anything of the pair of very
bright eyes that gleamed through meshes of the veil—
eyes that seemed to dance with excitement, pleasure, dar'
ing amusement, curiosity, expectation.
She had walked to the fireplace and stood with one
little foot poised on the fender, one hand, released from
the muff holding up the skirt, below which could be
seen peeping the gleaming white laces of delicate lingerie.
Closing the door, he bolted it carefully and taking pff
his overcoat, hat and gloves, he flung tTTem
on the lounge. Coming up behind her he softly slipped
his arms "around her waist and took possession of the
muff, which he threw upon, the lounge with his wraps.
Not a word had been spoken, but now he said in a
coaxing whisper:
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"Shall I help you off with your coat and make you
comfortable "
"In a moment," she said, in a voice so low that it
seemed to him like the first long-drawn sigh of the or-
chestra beginning the nocturne.; The look under the
veil must have been arch, smiling and tender. This you
might guess from the light that sprang from her eyes.
Then dropping the skirt, she patted the hand that lay
on her waist, quickly— once, twice, three times— as a
bird would flutter it's wings upon a caressing hand. Going
to the dressing case she slowly drew off her gloves, deft-
ly unpinned the veil and reached up to remove the hat.
He watched the soft, small curve of the bust as she stood
in the three-quarter pose. He saw the soft hands, the
rounded wrists showing against the blond-brown hair,
and a great inspiration of happiness stole over him. He
sighed-------.
There came a little chirrup of bird-like laughter from
her, because, from where she stood, she could see him
distinctly reflected in the mirror. She laid down the hat,
turned with a smile that displayed little white teeth beau-
tifully set in a mouth framed with lips of glowing rose-
leaf, and clasping her hands for warmth she came forward
on her toes with that indescribable walk of the young
woman who feels love throbbing hysterically within her;
"Poor boy!" she murmured plaintively, smillingly. She
leaned against the other end of the mantle, her cheek a-
gainst one hand and catching up the dark skirt with the
other, she shot the dainty little foot forth upon the fen-
der again.
"Poor boy, are you then SO impatient"?
A beautiful blond face it was, with tints of sea-shells
on the cheeks, in the delicate ears; the pale blue porce-
lain behind the deep sea-blue iris of her eyes, large lumi-
nous, innocent, yet comprehensive of glowing emotions.
The blonde-brown hair was drawn in a knot at the back
of the perfectly formed and well poised head. Curls of
of blonde-brown hair started out where the pins did not
confine them; strayed upon her neck rounded as a pillar.
This face smiling, the eyes flashing half reproachful, half
merry banter, was lighted up by fitful flames leaping in
the grate, or buried in sudden eclipses of darkness, un-
til it grew Rembrandtesque, vague, yet distinct, seeming
to take some of the fitfulness of the light from it's nature.
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"I am never impatient." he answered, "when I can feel
you are with me. I merely swim in expectation, so that
the impatience is dulled by it's own joys."
"That's very pretty." she answered.
Then standing where she was, her hand strayed up to
and lighly loosed the buttons of the coat upon her bos'
om. All the while she looked at him playfully. Then
suddenly turning about, with her arms stretched out be'
hind, she backed up to him with a little gesture of help'
lessness to be removed of the coat. He stepped forward
to meet her, both arms around her and her head fell
back upon his breast. With brutal directness and confi'
dence his hands went to the two small, soft swells of her
bosom and clasped them. He stood looking down into
her eyes. Both were smiling, both were self contained,
and yet at that moment subtle fire began to tingle in the
veins of each. Under his hands he felt the beating of her
heart through the swelling curves, and she felt that his
hands, so rudely, deliciously disturbed the soft mysteries
of her breasts, were confining sighs that labored within
her. They smile vacantly at each other, laughing mean'
inglessly. He gave her a tight squeeze and released her.
I am astonished at that!" she said to herself., "Poor
thing," she thought. "I can also wait."
He folded the coat, placed it on the lounge, and then,
wheeling one of the great chairs before the fender, sat
down,
"Fancy." she cried in a little horrified tone. "I like your
courtesy, monsieur."
"But you will like this much better." he replied, tak'
ing her hand, guiding her around until she stood in front
between his knees. She looked at him as one in a smil'
ing trance, obeyed the slightest pressure of his hands,
and thus directed, sat down— not upon his knee, but
closely, warmly upon his lap, where, with a thrill, he
could feel the full rounded tournure at the very citadel
of his physical being.
"But you know." he began softly, "that I like to be
rude and direct with you, simply because you are so dc
licate, so secure from rudeness in your very sensitiveness?"
"Ah, but you are not rude with me," she answered
coyly; "you are delicious with me,"
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"That is because, then, you understand the delicacy of
rudeness. One, may delight to rudely shock modesty
when he* alone is to know of it. And modesty may be dc
sirous to be shocked by love. Yet I could not endure to
be rude to you before another."
"I understand you," she whispered. "You shock me in'
to delight and expectation."
"Modesty in the desire for love," he said, "is like the
soldier who feels not the shock of wounds in the heat of
battle. Such shocks only decrease at the time of the ar*
dency of pursuit. Love's rudeness is a love'blow, a deli'
cious pain, an exquisite outrage when compared with the
convention of usual life. For instance, here is the kiss of
a brother." And with tight drawn lips he gave .her a
glancing kiss off the mouth. "Here is a husband's kiss."
he gave her a subdued but direct kiss on the lips. "But
here is the Kiss of Love's Desire." he added. - She .had
.caught the meaning of his play.
As she saw his lips approaching she yeilded herself,
fascinated, to the game. Her own lips were pouted softly
half apart as if she were listening eagerly to fair''off music;
her eyes closed, her bosom heaved with a little sigh and
then she felt the quivering, passionate pressure of his lips
touching, devouring, outraging all the modesty of her
own, with a burning sensation of languishing, sinking
pain and delight that was sucking up the whole marrow
of her physical being. She was racked, tortured, burning,
bursting with sighs, as mysterious as dreams, yet she
clung to the kiss until he drcv his lips away and left her
collapsed, heaving, dewyeyed and limp in his arms.
In the swimming, delicious, agony of that moment, one
thot reeled thru her brain: "I am all his—-all of me."
Then he bent forward again, and once more with eager
abandonment, she closed her eyes and her lips met his
' as before; Not with the same thrilling shock, however, or,
was it? She felt a moment's doubt and then the very soul
within her surged in despairing incitation to her lips.
Then she awoke to the burning languor again. There was
a whirlwind of a sigh that racked her bosom. Somewhere,
far off from her lips, she fe't the touch of an intrusion
that was brutal, but oh, so soft, so welcome, so filled with
excitement that every drop of her blood rose delighted
to meet it. She felt his hands toying with her skirts, felt
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the soft touch of his fingers upon her silken stocking.
With his lips glued to hers she felt helplessly outraged,
physically numbed. His hand wandered "lightly, tenderly
upward. She felt it playing with the garters that clasped
her swelling limbs, above the knee, and then they caressed
the naked skin itself. She gasped, fluttered, like an impri'
soned bird and unconsciously, under the torturing delight
of the dalliance, her limbs fell apart and she was wholly
at the mercy of that rude, yet caressing captor.
Yet, it did not go higher, but caressed the rounded
contours of the knees, the soft satin of the skin and was
suddenly withdrawn. Then he threw his arm around her
waist, pressed her closely to him and then released her.
She smiled up at him, like a half'frightened, fascinated
child, her eyes half veiled by the throbbing lids, in an
ebbing ecstasy.
"Are you afraid of me?" he whispered to her, smiling.
"If I were," she answered reproachfully, "I would not
thus give myself to you."
She paused; she wanted to give herself to that deter'
mined conqueror who led passion in such silken fetter.
She pulled his head down with her arms about his neck
and sighed to him: "Undress me if you wish." ..,<■
"There spoke Aphrodite, the lovely one," he said. "I'll
do it. but first I will equip myself for that labor of love/'
Rising with her still in his "arms, he deposited her
limp form in the chair, and standing before her he quick'
ly disrobed down to the silk, and stood like a stripped
athlete before her.
"Now," said he, taking her hand, and with her eyes
upon his and a beautiful, vague smile upon her lips, she
stood up before him. ,
His hands played for a moment with the buttons of her
dress and then laid open the mystery of her bosom. He
removed the bodice that gloved her and released the
white shapely arms, both o fwhich he kissed. He loosed
the dark draping skirt and let it fall about her feet. Then,
pressing a light kiss upon the swelling beauties of each of
her girlish busts, he unclasped the armored defence of
her satin corset and flung it upon a chair. She stood be
fore him now, a rosctinted Venus, in the white foam of
her dainty chemise, rooted in the dark skirt that had fal?
len about her feet like a beautiful statue upon a rode
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pedestal. Leaning forward he clasped his hands about the
lithe, senuous, yielding body that palpitated with life
under the jealous chemise, and drawing her close to him
lifted her out of. the skirt. Holding her so they both
could feel their hot limbs pressing against each other, her
bosom was against his heart, her warm thighs were help'
lessly and closely impacted upon for a moment, and then
he set her down on her feet, a released houri, no longer
a statue, but a coquettish vision of the world's desire in
soft tinted flesh, in white chemise and black stockings.
Then seating himself again, he took her once more
upon his lap, with only the cobwebbed gauze of her chc
mise and his tights between the flesh that clothed these
two radiant, enraptured, expectant bodies, at this moment
as it were arrectis auribus upon the threshold of the vague
infinitude of passionate love.
And yet he pospomed the moment— dallied with the
dream.
"Do you know?" he whispered in the little ear at his
breast, while she curled up like a bird in it's warm nest—
"Do you know that I have loved to think of you, on this
night borne in to me lying upon a white litter, as you
are, your chemise covered with rose leaves, triumphantly
but silently upon the shoulders of black slaves, and laid
at my feet. I have loved to dream of that moment when
I should suddenly lift the cover of your drapery, gaze up'
on your beauty as all mine, devour your sweet hody
with kisses and sink to sleep in the delirium.
"Ah," she thought in a numbed trance, drawing closer
to him, her hips writhing in voluptuous restlessness upon
his lap, "when he talks so to my heart all of me is his
slave/' In a tense, low whisper she said: Why not? Why
not?" He planted a long soul kiss upon her lips.
"I am my own black slave," he answered, "and I see
the rose leaves covering you in blushes." Without another
word he arose, took her across his arms as ane might car'
ry a child. He moved to the bed and laid her down at
full lenght upon the pale cover. In the mysterious rose
light he looked tat her as she lay, her eyes bright but
half veiled by the trembling lids. She lay like a Venus
in the soft light, the clinging chemise falling over her
body, enclasping, enfolding, holding, yet revealing her.
Taking her hands he placed them above her head on the
the downy pillow. "I parole them there." he whispered,
"upon honor, not to move."
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"On parole of honor," she murmured.
"Tiens ta foi," he whispered, "you are asleep—till love
shall awaken you." Her eyes closed.
He lifted with light hand the filmy chemise below the
knee, until the stain of her bare leg shone above the
black of the stockings encircled with their beautiful col'
ored bands. Then he said:
"There are six places to kiss the woman you love.'1
Two kisses he planted, one each upon the rounding limbs
just above the garters. Then with a motion ravishingly
swift and yet deliberate, he drew the veil of her chemise
still upward, until—there grew the curling blonde-brown
hair again, a little love's forest of Ardennes between the
rounded marblclike columns that guarded on either side
the gateway to paradise. And just above the curling nest
next he pressed a sudden burning kiss. "Three," he said,
and then with vandel hand and eyes he uncovered the
snowywhite bosom and placed two more upon the twin
strawberries that nestled upon the girlish busts. Then
raising his lips to her quivering red ones, he pressed a
long, hard soul kiss, so long that when he felt her wilting
in his arms, he released her.
"Almost!" she gasped, and then with the last sigh of
the eager, yet resisting languor she murmured, "Ah, if
you would knock again."
And once again he started at the knees and kissed his
way thru that beauteous wilderness. When he touched
again the nest of curling moss, he felt the passionate
quiver of her swelling thighs and heard a sigh begin in
tremor and convulsively escape her bosom. So when he
reached the lips again and ceased, he asked:
"Have you no further orders?"
"No orders," she whispered. "But where you have
knocked so tenderly, you may enter when you please,
monsieur, my love."
He lay down beside her, took her in his arms and said:
"If madame will lead me in."
Where the mystery of his life abode he felt, as in a
trance, half of pain, half of delirious pleasure, the magic
of a soft, feverish touch that thrilled him as with fire.
No other word was spoken. The fitful fire flashed
dreamy explosions. Beneath the bed clothes was a silent
rustle, the heaving of the sea, the sudden swift overmas'
tering struggle of the primal instinct which betokened
the arrival of that wondrous moment in love which the
immortal Goethe addressed with despairing appeal:
"Stay, oh, stay yet awhile—thou'rt lovely."
With a last fitful flash the fire went r.v.1
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MY EXPERIENCE
Thinking that there would be someone that would like
to read it, I have decided to tell my experience in being
initiated into the mysteries of sex.
At the age of eighteen I was as innocent a girl as ever
lived. I knew that there was some mystery connected with
the marriage relation, but just what it was and how it was
done I never knew .
At that time I was about five feet, four inches in height
weighed about one hundred and thirty pounds, and had
well developed titties that stood out pretty and white and
were well rounded.
My parents were spending the summer in Europe, and
I had gone in the country with my aunt and her family
to spend the summer at one of the lake resorts. We had
been there several weeks and as I was a girl for solitude,
I had formed the habit of wandering off by myself along
the lake shore with my book to spend the afternoons.
In the course of time, I had found a secluded spot
where 1 could lay and dream without being molested. It
was well screened with vines and bushes that anyone pass'
ing within a few feet of it could not see me.
On this afternoon, I had nardly seated myself in my
little nook when I heard voices. Not wishing to be dis-
turbed I lay quiet, thinking they would pass by. As
they drew nearer I could tell by their voices that it was
a man and a woman, and as they drew still nearer I
peeped out and saw that it was a young, couple that I had
noticed at the hotel where we were stopping, and they
seemed verv much devoted to each other. In place of
passing by they seated themselves in a few feet of me
and by moving branches I could get a very good view of
them without them seeing me. Their conversation was
such as you would expect from two love-sick swains for
• some little time, but finally they began to hug and kiss
with much gusto.
After a few moments of this, I saw his hand slide
down to the bottom of her skirt and up her leg. As he
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did this she squirmed a little but made no further resis'
tance. Emboldened by her passiveness, he drew her
skirt up to her waist snd I could see that she was a splen-
did speciman of womanhood in her prime. It did not
take long to realise that she was ripe to be plucked for
he reached up and unbuttened her waist and slipped it
off, loosed her skirt and drawers and slipped them off,
leaving her with nothing on except her underwear and
stockings. The vest he pulled up until her titties were
exposed. They were not very large but beautiful in con-
tour and firm and round as they were exposed to full
view. He gave a little squirm and seised one in Jiis
mouth and began to bite and kiss it with great ardor,
then I saw her hand slip down to his trowsers and un-
button them. She took out what I knew must be the
male Engine of Love.
It was of good size, though I have seen and tested
larger, but as this was my first one to see, I thought it
fierce looking as it held its great head straight up in the
air and throbbed with restrained passion. By this time I
was greatly excited and my nest was twitching with a
desire that I did not understand. Peeping thru my leafy
bower again, I saw things were coming to a climax. He
had stood up and loosed his trawsers and slipped them
off, and was now lying down alongside the almost naked
girl, with one hand playing with her titties and the other
gently parting the^ hair around her nest and rubbing it
up and down.
This seemed to increase their desires, for with a groan
he pulled one of her legs over him and slipped his en-
gine up, and began to feel for the entrance to Paradise.
After a few misses he got it started and seizing her fat
buttocks in his hands he slowly pressed her up to him,
and from where I was still watching I could see the lips
of her nest red and glowing spread out to allow his en-
gine to penetrate, slowly at first, but finally with a vig-
orous shove he drove it home up to the hilt, and all that
I could see was the stretching lips of her nest and his
great balls hanging down between her legs.
With a convulsive gasp of pleasure, she now pulled
him over on top of her titties and whispering words of
love, she gasped and panted, "Oh I will die, I will die1'
until he transferred his mouth from her titties to her
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mouth and effectively stopped all her gasps with one vig-
orous shove that buried his engine clear to the hilt.
They both groaned and gasped and lay passive in each
other's arms, kissing and giving no further sign of life.
By this time I was nearly frantic, with desire, and as I
wa'xhed the approach of the climax, my desire
became so strong that I could hardly keep from crying
out. I felt the gush of something warm, and soon felt
it running downt my legs.
They lay this way for some time; finally he sat up,
without withdrawing his engine and taking one of her tit-
ties at a time in each hand he gently rubbed and tickled
ties at a time in each hand he gently rubbed and tickled
them, kissing her frantically until she began to raise her'
self up and down, and as she raised I could see that his
engine was again swelled and giving her the satisfaction
that she desired. As they approached the climax again
he gave one frantic heave, threw her over backward,
landing on top of her without withdrawing and began
to push and heave until you would have thought it would
have broben her in to, but just seemed to be what she
waited for at each shove she panted harder, all the f'me
teasing squirming and raising her buttocks to meet his
downward thrusts, until with one final gasn both col'ap'
sed and lay panting in each other's arms. They lay quiet
for some time, and then he withdrew his engine, which
now was soft but swollen to er.ormous size, and as the
great head came out she gave a long, deep sigh of re-
leif, then they resumed their clothing, and left me to my
thoughts. I was burning up with desire. My nest was
throbbing and feverish and I made up my mind to rot
let another opportunity pass. If necessary I would
make an opportunity to taste of the sublime pleasure that
I had just witnessed.
Returning to the Hotel, I was very much interested in
seeing the return of a voung man from the evenm? boat
He was ab^ut twentvfive years of age, six feet tall, of
athletic build, and wlv'le not handsome, was especially
pleasing looking and gentlemanly in appearance. On r0-
ing up to my room to prepare for dinner, I glanced thru
the slats of the closed bh'nds and was more than pleased
to see the young man taking possession of the room ripht
across the court from mine, and, with the window exactly
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opposite, we really could almost touch each other. I.
watched for the young man at the dinner hour, but did
not see anything of him, and after sitting on the porch
for a while, I retired to my room to reflect over the hap'
penings of the day. The light was burning in the hall
and, as this shone in thru the transom, I did not light
mine; as the weather was warm, I quickly slipped out of
my clothes. I Sat down on the side of my bed and with-
out thinking hardly what I was doing, my hand slipped
down to my nest and began to rub and fondle it. This
felt good at first, but as I grew more ardent, I found it
very unsatisfactory and came to the conclusion that noth-
ing but a man could relieve my desire.
My blinds were still closed and I walked to the window
without a light; I watched for him and seeing him, a
desperate resoultion came over me. Lighting the gas and
turning it.down low so as to make a dim light, I stepped
back to the window, thrust it open and leaned out, naked
as I was as if to get a breath of air. I heard an involun-
tary gasp from him, but acting unconsciously as I could,
1 leaned there for a few moments, then stepped back to
the bed, which was on a line with the window, and lay
down on my back with my legs spread out in such a man-
ner that he could see all that I had, and lay there tremb-
ling at my audacity, but determined to carry it out.
Of course I did not dare to look his way, but after
lying there a while, absently allowed my hands to run
down my thighs. I arose and walked over to the win-
dow, and peeping thru the slat, I could see that he was
standing full in the middle of the window and gaping
with all his eyes full at me. I walked back to the bed
again, and once more lying down, spread out my thighs
wider than ever and lay quite still.
After lying this way for a few minutes, I peeped over
at his window, but could see nothing of. the youn^ man.
Believing that he would now come, and being desirous
of placing no impedient in his way, I crossed the room v
and unlocked the door, and after carefully closing the
blinds again, I stretched out on the bed in the most entic-
ing manner that I could assume. How my heart did beat!
How my nest burned and throbbed with desire! I was
so frantic with desire that all my maidenly modesty was
cast aside and I would gladly have welcomed any man in'
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to my arms and embrace. In a few minutes I heard a
stealthy step in the hall, and then a light rap on the door.
I tried to answer but could not bring my courage to the
point and so lay with my heart beating like a trip-hammer
Soon the knock was repeated and then I heard the knob
turn gently and saw the door open slowly. Apparently
sa isfied with what he saw thru the partly open door, he
slipped in hastily, closed and locked the door, and ap'
preached the bed on which I lay. I closed my eyes and
appeared to be asleep, wondering what the next move
would be. As he came nearer I could hear him breathing
until I could hardly restrain myself from crying out. One
of his hands slipped down between my thighs and gently
parted the hairs of my nest, pinched and tickled the lips,
while with the other it slipped up to my titties and be
gan rubbing and tickling the nipples. The sensation was
the most delicious I had ever experienced, altogether
different from my own manipulations. I could no longer
restrain my passion, and reached out and rubbed where
his engine was standing out in his trowsers and gave it
an ardent squeese. Without saving anything he stepped
back and loosed his trowsers, dropped them down, puh
led off his shirt, and was standing there' as naked as I.
I saw his engine in all its glory, full .oncthird larger than
the one I had seen in the afternoon. Not losing any
time he rushed over to the bed, threw himself down be'
side me, seized my titties in both hands and covered my
face with kisses with equal ardor. I could now feel his
engine along my belly, hot and stiff and throbbing like
something alive.
He raised up, reached down and parted the hairs of
my nest and pushed the head of his engine in between
its rosy lips. He began to work it in, I could feel the
lips of mv nest stretching until I thought they would be
torn. The pain was intense, but at the same time deli'
dons, and I onlv wanted him to keep on pushing. Gently
pushing, I could feel the lips of my nest distended as he
forced his engine further and further, and finally when
the delicious pain seemed more than I could bear, he
gave a convulsive push, something gave way, and I felt
that I was fully entered. He lay still for a minute and
gluing his lips to mine, his tongue darting in and out,
meeting mine, twisting in and out as mine involuntarily
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responded and darted into his mouth, gently bit my toil'
gue and darted in with his, which I gently bit, realising
that all kisses that I had before experienced were merely
child's play, and that this was the first real love kiss that
I was now experiencing. My nest was burning up, twitch'
ing and smarting with pain. Once he almost drew it out
and thrust it in again, now faster and faster, while our
tongues played hide and seek with each other. I had re
fited by what I had seen in the afternoon and was meet'
ing each of his shoves with the best of my ability, until
I felt I would die of pleasure. As he approached the cli-
max, his movements became faster and faster until nature
could stand it no longer, and with a gasp, "I am dying"
I felt the love elixir gushing from my womb, and at the
same time felt his donation to the shrine of love, bathing
my feverish parts like balm gilead. I think that I must
have fainted away from shear pleasure, at any rate I lay
passive for some time. I finally came to the realisation of
my position to find him slowly beginning motions with
his engine which was again swollen to even a larger pro'
portion than before, at any rate it felt so to me. How
ever the pain was gone and the inflamation of my lips
seemed all dissipated by his elixir, and the pleasure seem'
ed all the greater, if such a thing were possible, than it
was before. Again we reached the climax and with our
bodies pressed as closely together as possible at every
point of contact, a point of the most exquisite pleasure
for me, we deposited our mutual donation to the Goddess
of Love, and our burning parts again deluged with the
cooling, healing stream. We lay exhaufted in each other's
arms. After a few minutes he rolled off and lay with
his hands roaming over my body, caressing and fondling
me. Then the first words were spoken and he said to
me: "How did you like it?" For an answer I pulled his
head down to me and gave him a long soul kiss. I told
him all about my experience in the afternoon, what I
had seen and how it affected me and that I had deliber'
ately set out to be seduced and had exposed my person
to his ardent gase for no other purpose than to draw him
to my room. He took my tale for its full worth and said
he d;d not blame me for my actions in the least, and
would endeavor to treat me so that I would never regret
my strange actions,
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We got up and washed our parts carefully and I was
surprised to find that I had left a red mark of blood up'
on the sheet of my bed. I rolled these up and tucked
them away and we again reclined stark naked upon the
bed. We lay and talked for a time and I found him to
be a perfect gentleman of good address and able to con'
verse intelligently upon any subject. After we had ex-
changed confidences and were again refreshed, I thought
I would follow the lead of the young lady I had seen
in the afternoon, so sitting up, I leaned over him and
took his engine which was very soft and flabby in my
hand, and began to rub it gently and was not surprised
to find it swelling in my hand. He was not to be outdone
and turning began to stroke the hairs of my nest. His
engine now stood up in all its glory. I was surprised to
see a substance coming from its head. My passion was
so aroused that I began to beg him to mount me again,
and he seemed perfectly willing to do so. I could tell
by the way his engine was throbbing that he had almost
reached the limit. Raising up, he took hold of my legs,
turning me almost across the bed with my feet hanging
over the sides, he drew me down until my buttocks were
on the edge of the bed, then raising me up, he placed
a pillow under them.
In this position my nest was fully exposed as he had
spread the lips apart, and I reached down and guided his
engine into the opening which by this time was throb-
bing with desire to receive it. With one fierce lunge it
was buried to the hilt, and as our position was a good
one, he was able to drive it further home than before,
and it seemed to me that it certainly reached clear thru
me. Kissing his lips and darting my tongue in and out,
I responded to his movements, and each time he pushed
in I raised up to meet him with every push. He seemed
to penetrate me further and further. He had the ruby
nipples of my titties in his hands and was rubbing and
tickling them, giving me the most delightful sensation,
one impossible to describe but the very acme of bliss.
Once more we approached the climax, our motions be-
came very frenzied, and I threw my legs over his back
pressing him to me; we collapsed limp, exhausted, pant-
ing and gasping with the exertions of the climax. Finally
he said that he had better go back to his room and see
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me some other time when we were both refreshed, but
I begged him so hard that he finally consented to stay.
I once more got in bed, drew him to my side and raising
myself up, threw one leg over him and slipped his half
hard engine up into my hairy nest. With my arms a'
bout his neck and adjusting my body to a confortable
position lying across on top of him, I kissed him good'
night and settled myself to sleep.
I could feel his engine hot and sticky and feverish in
my nest. A delicious languor flowed over me and com'
pletely exhausted w'th this trying ordeal I had gone thru
I dropped off to sleep with his engine far up in my in'
sides. Our exhaustion was so complete I don't think
either of us stirred all night and when I awoke just at
daylight we were in the same position, his engine still
soaking in my warm and jucy nest, half hard and hs^was
still fast asleep. I worked the muscles of my nest's lips,
contracting and squeezing with all my might, soon I was
rewarded by feeling it swell far up in my nest. I contin'
ued squeezing and moving my buttocks up and down,
gently at first, gradually increasing in fervor, until finally
with a gasp he awoke just as our mutual deliberations
were once more poured forth.
When he was wider awake he told me that he had had
a delicious dream, that he thought he was surrounded by
beautiful girls and that they were all trying to administer
to his wants, some kissing him and fondling him, others
playing with his engine, while he fondled and played
with their charms. When he awoke, however and found
it was only me, and that he was in the last gap of an
accomplished connection, he was more than satisfied with
the situation. We lay and chatted for a while and he
drew me on top of him again and we took another round
of pleasure. This was slower and lasted longer than any
we had had thus far, but was equally satisfying. It was
now time for him to make his escape. After promising
to meet him at the hotel steps that afternoon, he gave
me one long passionate kiss and slipped,vout and down the
hall. I locked the door and peering thru the blinds, saw
him enter his room safely, then threw open my window
stood back a few paces to give him a last look at my
charms, he reciprocated by dropping off his pants and
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gayly waving his engine at me; then I threw a kiss as I
closed the blinds. I threw myself on the bed completely
exhausted and sank into a dreamless slumber, which last'
ed until noon. I lay for some time going over in my
mind, the events of the previous day, then arose, slipped
en my bathrobe, went to the bathroom where I took a
good genie bath in warm water, well sprinkled with toilet
water. After drying myself, I went back to my room
and ordered lunch served for myself. After this was dis'
posed of, I dressed leiurely and strolled down to the
hotel piazza, seated myself and glanced idly at a book.
I was soon approached by a genial hotel clerk who said
there was a gentleman who desired an introduction to me
and asked if I had any objections. Telling him I had
none if he could guarantee that the gentleman was ah
right, he retired and soon appeared with my young man.
Introductions, were soon over and after this sort of con'
ventionality, he asked me if I cared to take a walk with
him. I assured him that I would be delighted, and we
sauntered off in the direction of my little retreat. On
ariving there we seated ourselves comfortably in our leafy
bower. After a little desultory conversation he asked me
if I consented to his slipping his hands under my skirts,
he drew up my dress and sat looking at my beauties ex'
posed I had put on my best and very fancy lingerie, ah
so my best silk hose. The view of my white skin shin'
ing thru the lacework of my ho^e, with the strip of veh
vety skin at the tops of my stockings, then the glimpse
of my round smooth belly just showing in the opening of
my drawers with the curly locks close together at the en'
trance of my nest, was certainly an alluring sight to sus'
ceptable mankind but just then we heard voices approach'
ing, pulling down my skirts, we peeped out thru the
leaves and saw the same couple approaching that I had
seen the day before.
Putting my fingers to my lips to enjoin silence, we
watched them and saw them draw near the seat as they
had done the day before. They did not waste much time
in preliminaries, but slipping off their clothes they were
soon working hard in an effort to offer their elixir to the
Goddess of Love. While they were in the convulsions of
their first climax and while the noise they were making
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might drown any that'we-might make, my love managed
to slip up my dress and opening his trousers pulled out
his lovely engine, and stand'ng in its princely glory, and
slipped it into my nest. We did not dare to make any
noise for fear of Being heard, but lay quivering with de-
sire while our friends went thru the ceremony of bring-
ing man's engine to the desired point, and the woman's
passion to the point of desire to receive his engine. When
this was done they went at it again. Watching their move'
mcnts closely, we managed to squirm and twist until we
brought forth our donation of that wonderful elixir and
fell back exhausted.
This was not satisfying, so while they were adjusting
themselves for another round and making considerable
noise, my lover spread out my thighs so he could get
better access to my nest, and again shoved the wonder' ,
ful, lovable and throbbing engine into my twitching and
burning nest. We lay this way watching the progress of
our friends. Finally they resumed their clothing and al/
so their walk.
As soon as they were gone we got ready for a real
round of joy. He unbuttoned my waist and loosed my
corset and after stripping me of my clothes and doing
likewise to himself, he started in by playing with my tit'
ties as he had never done before, and was rubbing my
nest in such, a'way that I was more desirous than ever
before of having him enter me, at the same time he smo'
thered me with kisses, the like of which I have never
since experienced. Working his wonderful engine into
my nest in such a way that I was about to die from the
pleasure of it and working myself as I had never done
before, we were soon gasping with pleasure and our dc
nations were melting as we poured them; on the alter of
love. After resting for a while we adjusted our disord'
ered attire and strolled back to the hotel. I introduced
my friend to my aunt, we had dinner together and after
sitting and chatting on the piazza for some time, I plead'
ed a headache and retired to my room. 'Slipping ofF my
clothes, I put on my bathrobe and had another perfumed
bath as I expected to have some more of that wonderful
engine. I then went back to my room to Wait the arri-
val of my lover. We had made no arrangements, but
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when I returned 1 peeped thru the shades and saw him
gating with loving eyes toward my window. I slipped
oil my clothes and stood forth as naked as. I was born,
then stepping to the window threw it open and leaned
forth. He cLssapeared almost instantly and stepping to
the door I listened until I heard him coming down the
hall then I opened the door for him. He slipped in, I
closed the door and locked it and rushed over to the. bed,
he came quickly over to me, but I told him to undress
first, this he did and stood forth with his magnificent en'
gine waving its red crested head.
My beautiful nest was twitching and squirming, the dc
.sire being so strong for receiving his engine. I walked
up to him, threw my arms about his neck and he picked
me up and carried me over by the window which over'
looked the lawn. He stood me down in front of him
and we were locked in each other's arms, then I reached
down and seized his engine in my hands and spread out
my thighs to receive it. He gasped the situation instant'
ly bent his knee a little and in it slipped. Standing erect
a^ain he fairly raised me off my feet and I was literally
impaled upon his engine. From where we stood it was
directly in front of the dresser which had a long mirror,
and I could see our reflection in the glass. It certainly
was a funny sight. He tail, well formed, and muscular,
with arms and shoulders well tanned from the summer's
sun was in contrast with my mijk'whfte s":in. My mouth
pressed close to his, our tongues darting in and out, we
worked in this position until we had spent our last drop,
then sank to the bed completely exhausted. He r- se and
dressed to leave, as he left we agreed to take a walk after
lunch and for ton' wppI-s of hi<± cfsy We spent each night
and day in love 'embraces with his engine in my nest. Al'
ter he left to resume his work, we corresponded for some
time and the following year we were married and have
been living together for the past five years. It was with
my dear husband's consent that we have described this
to convince the doubting world that such a nice romance
beginning under such exceptional circumstances could
end so happily.
Los Angeles, California, June 1.928
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A YOUNG STENOGRAPHER
I am a young stenographer
My age is just eighteen.
I will frankly tell you
The things I've done and seem
The men have always called me
A very pretty girl
My form they say is perfect
My mother named me Pearl
My first job was in Harlem
I was greatly pleased
I left the second day
Because my tits were squeezed
And then 1 worked for a broker
And this job was a cinch
I liked him very much
Until my ass he pinched
I slapped the fresh old dude
In the butter, eggs and cheese
Because his hands were working;
Just above my knees
A lawver next employed me
Who haden't much to do
He spent his time in flirting
And asked me for a screw
A boy worked in his office
He teased me till 1 cried
He boldly took out his prick
And jacked off by my side
is
A smart professor told me
That surely I could pass
I quit because he wanted
To goose me in the ass
I tried a certain doctor
Who came here from the south
He offered me a bribe to take,
His prick into my mouth.
I felt the insult keenly
As it was quite a shock
I resigned again because
I would not suck a cock,
At last I then decided
To take things as they came
And then if I lost another job
Td have myself to blame
1 saw an advertisement
For a confidential clerk
There I found a handsome bacheloi
Who offered pleasant work.
I came on ^Monday morning
And knew where 1 was at
The boss got down to business
While 1 took off my hat
He sat down in a rocker
And said Til treat you right
He pulled me down upon his lap
And kissed and hugged me tiglht
He pulled my skirt Up "gently
Above my shapely knees
The scarlet garters that 1 Wofe
The boss lie roughly seised
Along my lace trimmed panties
His fingers shyly stole
I kindly spread my legs apart
To help liim reach his goal
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In just one second' ' 1'
He found my pussy there*
I felt his hand touching
My locks of curly hair ,;
His other hand unbuttoned
My shirt waist clean and new7
And in another second
My breasts came into view:
Those big white hubbies'
He patted, squeezed and shook:
The tender nipple of the left
Between his lips' lie took
His index finger started
To tickle my hairy bit
And while engaged in doing thaC
He sucked my heavy tit.
At last the boss' he stripped
And said "Please do the same'''
And I disrobed completely
Without regard to shame
We both stood there stark naked!
Like kids when we were born
His prick was hig and husky
Just like an' ear of corn
He made me feel his pecker
Which made it bigger still
He raised his balls in my hands;
And I felt a pleasant thrill.
~My dear*1 he said politely
"YouVe got it good and stiff
Come now and let me put it
Right in your pretty quiff.''
The head of his prick I guided
Right in my hairy puss
He clasped his hands around my ass
And gave a dainty push
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TMy maiden head was busted
And I didn't give a damn
I urged the boss to drive it in
As hard as he could ram
Each time he sent it drilling
His tool would gain an inch
My belly bumped up promptly
To meet each Fitful flinch
He fucked me with such passion-
That I wiggled like an eel
Against my big round ass
His balls I could plainly feel
The old boy raised his buttocks
And with a panting grunt
He sent his prick a lunging
Full length into my cunt
His motion now grew faster
And, oh, how he could fuck
My tongue slipped into his mouth
And then I felt him suck.
I nearly smothered with rapture
Because I loved it .co
His big balls were discharging
To meet my maiden How
We both went off together
And heaven was in that room
With both emulsions mingled
Within my throbbing womb
For some time we panted
Locked in each other's arms
Until I felt it dripping
That wad of magic charms
About one hour later
The clock was striking 'ten,
'The boss once more got busy
-And sucked my tits , again
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I grabbed his beautiful' penus
Because I could not resist
And with rapid motion up and dowra
I jerked it with my fist
This quietly did the business
And made that organ swell
The boss was lying on hi sback:
And I was hot as hell
This time I got above him
And into my cunt I tucked
The head of his enchanting prick
And worked on top and fucked
I thot at first I'd work slowly
To make the paradise last
But gradually increased the pace
Until I finished fast:
The boss began to wiggle
To him I sure did pass
With arms around my belly
He fucked me in the ass
I heard his heart panting
Each time he made a thrust
I took the fucking gently
To satisfy his lust
And suddenly my bubbies
In both his hands were grabbed
His prick with rapid motion
In my tender hole he jabbed
He reached the thrilling climax
Which I considered bum
Then between my buttocks
I felt him shoot his gun
Then cigarettes were lighted
He played a little joke
Between my cock he stuck one
To teach it how to smoke
3HP'-
"Before the clay was ended
"He tried another trick
Between my Trig round bubbies
He placed his swelling prick
I kept on squeezing harded
His cock went into fits
And then the sticky fluid
Went trickling down :my tits
At nine o'clock the next morning
1 went "back it's true
Because I was very happy
-And itching Tor a screw
The gay old sport was waiting
He called me darling kid
And wnile he hugged mc closely
Some other thing he did
He locked the door and opened
A bottle of champaigns
We got drunk and raised the dev0
As each glass I gently drained
'Of course it made mc giddy
For I liad quite a gag
I stripped myself sta^k naked
The boss pulled off "his rags
Reclining on the sofa
And blushing like a belle
I spread my legs out widely
"My box was not as hell
"My knees were elevated
And thus exposed I lay
The boss gazed at my beauty
And then I heard him say
144Your cunt is like a rosebud
So pretty, fresh and pink
I must taste of its sweetness
And of your jucy fluid drink.""'
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"Your ass is fair and glossy
Your thighs are white as mil lb
Your bush is blond and curly
With hair as soft as silk."
He bent his head down low
To gaze with sparkling ,eyes
And then he bent still lower
Between my soft plump thighs.
Before me the boss was kneeling
He braced himself in front
And it gave me a quiver
As his tongue ran into my cunt.
My heart was beating faster
His nose was lightly pressed
His lips went into it sweetly
And kissed the cuckoo's nest
And then in that most sensative organ
With greediness, but desire
His tickling tongue was quivering
It set my blood on fire
And then with rapid motion
That was marvelously slick
He stuck it in still further
Till it felt just like a prick
The boss informed me later
That it was just like a peach
And he sucked it nicely
As far as he could reach
With hands upon my bubbles
I shook them to and fro
To keep time with his lapping
That thrilled me down below
Believe me he was some lapper
That very few can match
His lips drew long and fiercely
As he fucked my lovely hatch
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The lapper was rewarded
His name was Richard Goff
And right into his open mouth
He had me going off
And then his tongue revolved madly
And did a slippery stunt
His wet lips sucked out the juice
That filled my creamy cunt.
Mr. Goff at length rose slowly
And sat down upon a chair
I saw his penus standing
The rise was something rare.
Said he "Now come on darling
If you will blow my flute
Til gladly raise your wages,
just take a pleasant root.
I've heard of girls who. practiced
The French, unnatural vice
And I was in to try it
To see if it was nice
The boss lay bad and waited
And every desire was felt
And so without hesitation
Between his knees I knelt
In a moment I was busy
Behind those office walls
And in the most delicious manner
I kissed his prick and balls
My fair white arms were clasped
Around his naked hips
I took the head of his penis
Between my ruby lips
I felt his body quiver
As with an electric shock
A thrilling joy went thru him
My lips had touched his cock
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My pretty mouth" just' fittecf
Around that noble sfiaft
I drew in all that F could take
And then; ray employer laughed?
And then with delicious passion
While kneeling on trie floor
I sucked that nice, sweet; juicy pricl:
|ust like, a Parisians whore.
My moist, red" lips were'sliding'
On flesh erect and* firm
Every time tKey did' it
The boss'- would" pant and5" sqxannp-
I varied the operation:
And used' my tongue to lick
The most' sensitive throbbing;
Of that enormous;' prick.
He said* I was" an artistt
And that ft beat a fuck . , *'
I did my Best and' gave
A long, and' luscious- socle.
His cock with fierce convulsions'
Threw out" a gushing stream
And instantly my mouth was filled!
With warm?, delicious: cream.
My mouth' was" overflowing'
With warm delicious- cream
But even then I did not stop
For I gulped the pulsing" streams
i stilf continued sucking:
His dripping prick slipped" ire
QntiT his balls were resting:
(Jponr my dimpled" chin.
At lerrgtfo my head was" lifted
And T must now confess
Though I was really a bit proud
f like the Brench. way best-
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Before trie day was over
We got down once more
We tried a double header
Just like the greatest whores,
The boss lay stiff on the sofa
His legs apart were spread
Reversed to him stark naked
I straddled o'er his head.
My plump thighs white as lillies
Concealed his handsome face
He kissed, me upon my fragrant flesh
And fixed his mouth in place.
His tongue at once got busy
My ass he fondly slapped
My snow white bubbies rose and fell
And, oh, how my cunt was lapped.
He had a nice, big hard'on
The kind that I adore
I took its tempting head
Between my lips once more.
I sucked his cock in ecstacy
And liked what stood so stiff
And pressing upon my ass
He sucked my juicy quiff.
His head and my buttocks
Were bobbing north ?--.nd south
While Goff was working his ass
And fucking me in the mouth.
I had his prick working
My cunt began to pout
The climax came from his nuts
And I sucked the gravy out.
It was a big sensation
Of mild delicious bliss
The most prolific screwing
I bill the news like this.
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When both of us were satisfied
He pinched my ass to rise
I had him almost smothered
Between: my perfumed thighs.
I have often repented
Such acts of bliss and sin
While I am growing stouter
My boss is growing thin.
I draw a handsome salary
And Goff eliminates the beaux
I dress in the latest fashions
And see the hottest shows
Besides I meet good fellows
Who like my little box
I often go to their private rooms
And practice sucking cocks..
I yielded to temptation
And so have many more
But now I have plenty, of money
Girls, it PAYS to be a WHORE.
THE FINIS
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WHAT IS COMING NEXT?
I have been bawled out, held up, held down, bull-dosed
black-jacked, walked on, cheated, cheated others, squeez-
ed, and mooched; stuck for war tax, excess-profits tax,
state tax, dog tax, and syntax; Liberty Bonds, Baby
Bonds and the Bonds of Matrimony; Red Cross, green
cross and double-cross; asked to help the Society of John
the Baptist, G. A. R.., Woman's relief Corps, men's re'
lief and stomach relief.
I have worked like hell and have been worked like hell;
I have been drunk and gotten others drunk; lost all I had
and part of my furniture; and because I won't spend an'd
lend all the little I earn and go beg, borrow or steal, I
have been cussed and discussed, boycotted, talked to and
talked about, lied to and lied about, held up, hung up,
robbed and dam near ruined, and the only reason I am
sticking around now is to see what in the hell is coming
next, vw mxtsxllimxnx341,htimS xykxnotgnixeLx gh
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THE SPEARMINT KID
Please give me some the youth insisted,
Around her waist his arms were twisted,
She said, ."I will, if yon will agree,
To buy some spearmint gum for me."
The youth was wise and bought the gum,
Then told the girl he wanted some.
"All right, my dear, the girl replied,
For gum for me you have never denied.M
"This is one thing I have never done,
For those stiff things I always shun.'"
"But if it is as good as the gum I chew,
I know I will like it as well as you."
He laid her down upon the grass,
And chewed her gum and worked her ass
She gave a twist with all her might,
And locked her legs around him tight.
She swallow'd her gum, grabb'd him quick
"I love my gum, but oh! you Dick."
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BRIDAL EXPERIENCE
Two young ladies in a boarding school for girls, being
fast friends, with an innate desire to discuss connubial
bliss, agreed between themselves that upon leaving the
school, should either or both get married, they were to
give to each other their first night's experiences on the
bridal couch.
Their names were Lulu and Viola. In the course of
time after leaving school, Miss Viola joined her fortune
with the man of her choice, and remembering her pledge
to her chum of other days, resolved to write to her and
tell her all. But being a church member and very or'.
thodox withal, and somewhat bashful, wrote her the fol'
lowing starinr
Bardstown, Ky., May 21, 1928
My dear friend Lulu:
I pledged you while at school to tell you what was done
to me the first night after my marriage. But—oh! I
can not! I know you will look upon me as being a very
rude and vulgar girl. But I will say words fail to express
or to convey the joys of the wedding bed, and to con'
vey to you some idea of my experience, I shall quote
from the book of Job, the words are to be found in the
dear old Bible—Job 40 to 41, verses 61;17 and 19: "To
his strengh is in his loins, and his force is in the naval
of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar, the sinnes
of his stones are wrapped together—one is so near to the
other that no air can come between them. They are
joined one to another that they can not be sundered.""
Now dear Lulu, modesty prevents me saying more.
Hoping that you be fortunate enough to add love to love
you and will be as frank with me as I have been with
you, I will leave you now for the arms of my love.
Your friend of college days. Viola.
About six months later Miss Lulu was joined in wed'
lock to her chosen love, and to redeem her pledge she
wrote to her friend, and being of jovial disposition, and
a poetess, too, and always enjoyed a little smoot, couched
her report in the following pathetic poem: *""~
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"My dear Viola, 'tis just as you said,
Words can't express the joys of the wedding-bed.
Of course I was nervous, but I had no fear,
For of all men, my "hubby" is the most dear
"You know the college girls used to^ speak with dread,
About a maiden losing her sweet "maiden-head."
But, Viola, had I known the joys were so,
I would have pulled my 'pudding' long, long ago.
"Oh the bliss I find under the cover folds,
While jioning our giblets and tangling our ass holes,
To tell you this is not necessary at all,
For you, dear Viola have beenthru it all.
"But I must tell you how it all came about,
And how my nervousness was all put to rout.
We took a trip, you know, as most brides do,
At home 'twould be naughty to take our first screw.
"At the hotel, hubby, he called for a room,
I knew then that I was about to meet my doom,
At the word bridal chamber, oh, how I blushed,
And was on the eve of telling hubby to hush.
"To bed with a man! Oh, horrible the thought!
But as other brides, I must do as I ought
Hubby ordered the porter to bring in the wine,
And some refreshments on which to dine.
"The wine and the oysters, you can safely bet,
Fired my desire and passion to learn more yet.
So I went to our room, turned the light lower,
While my hubby he lingered out side the door.
"I knew that hubby did love and adore me,
Else I would shrink from the duty before me.
Then I sprinkled rosewater over the bed,
Crawled under the cover and covered my head.
"I had turned the light so it burned very dim,
And called to hubby—dear you may come in,
I thot of the sacrifice that was to come,
And the father and mother in their distant home.
"I heard his disrobing—I trembled and shook,
And. oh, Voila, how I wanted to look,
But before I could think, with a tiger's tread,
He bounded beside me into the bridal bed.
"He showered kisses on me like springtime rain,
And fait of my titties again and again.
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Then he felt of my belly—to tell you I must,
His hand went further down and felt of my nest.
"I asked hubby could I play with his awhile,
Then he looked at me with a quuical smile—
Yes, my, dear, but Fll tell you on the level,
For the present, it is a dead as the devil.
"Then something pressed against my leg—oh, dear,
Has hubby come to bed with a roasting ear,
I put my hand on it, 'twas hard as a rock—
He told me 'twas only the key to my lock.
■."Of course I must squirm with a maidenly pride,
And in self defence get away from his side.
But, hadn't he rushed me, I would have been mad,
For this was the first chance that I ever had.
"To see and to know, and be known by a man,
So I just lay still and didn't care a clam,
Then the hair on my puss he fondled awhile,
4Til really with passion I thot Fd go wild.
"At length he whispered, dear, open your thighs,
And let your dear hubby measure your size,
Then, oh! with his right hand he made a bold rush,
And he pulled wide open the lips of my puss.
"I wanted it bad, but, oh, how I did dread,*
For my hubby to rupture my maidenhead.
It was not for the sacrifice that I must make,
But I imagined the pain would be so great.
"But hubby he put some vaseline on it,
So I did not feel it when he pressed upon it.
I took it in my hand an put it in place,
And it seemed to me it slipped to my waist.
"I pretended I didn't know what he meant,
But my legs flew open and at it he went.
The first push he made there was a stinging pain,
vTil he pulled it out and shoved it in. again,
"I thot his dear pickle was as big as my wrist,
For it made me heave, sit, wiggle and twist,
Give the tip and sifter, the ripsaw motion,
While hubby, dear hubby, worked to his notion.
"Then I swooned away in the arms of my love,
I felt that I was, with the angels above,
And with them enjoying such acstatic bliss—
Surely the joys of heaven doesn't equal this!
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"When I came to myself—oh what a surprise—
My hubby had his head down between my thighs,
And was licking the little nest in the boat,
While on the wings of love I was still afloat
"When I awoke from my swoon I felt no pain,
And had him measure me again and again,
If your hubby does his work as well as mine,
There is nothing to keep you from a good time.
"Hubby did not mean this as wholly a bluff,
For it was soft and limber, and sick sure 'nough,
But when I played with it for a little spell
It reared up, raised its head and began to swell.
"When I worked the skin it began to quiver,
And its face shined like a piece of fresh liver, '
When I looked at it closely—oh, my, oh my,
The poor, dear little face, it had but one eye.
"Another thing to me which seemed rather queer,
Like my own, it was het in a nest of fur.
There are two lovely pink lobes—gems that he owns,
And it made me laugh when he called them his stones.
"It sounded to me funny—two stones made fast,
In a flabbv sack that had grown to his ass.
And was hanging down like a bunch of wet rags,
Why, I could cut a shirt waist off his bags.
"He laughed when I to1d lvm it looked like old rags,
And he says—Dear Lulu, that's my summer bags.
Wa»t 'til Old Borious brings his, frosty blast,
You'll think it a lemon crossways in your ass. '
"I told my hubby I knew a lot better,
For the skin 'round its neck looked like a sweater,
Then hubby he told me, I know 'twas to vex me,
That it was threatened with appoplexy.
"And that the only specific was a lotion,
That I could give with the whip'saw motion.
So to save it from an appoplexic pain
I laid on my back and he went at it again.
"Surely mv dear, the wedding couch can bestow,
fovs that the unmarried will never know.
F.nch night when the clock on the mantle strikes nine,
Hubby says—dear, its our swooning time.
"When we turn the key in the lock—I'm one Pk\,
Likened to th nuns—I'm shut out from the world.
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I may lose fortune and health, and have ill-luck,
But I'll praise the night hubby taught me* to fuck.
"Oh the joy, the bliss and the holy delight,
To be found in the bed on one's wedding night.
I don't blame a girl for being a whore,
For I never sampled such good things before.
"Hoping your joys equal mine, I will bid you good'
night, its swooning time.
Lulu.
P. S. "Here's hoping you may grow big and 'round,
Live till the hair on your puss drags the ground,
And bring forth a man child to bless this old world,
To tickle the ass of some lonely girl."
Hollywood, Calif., May 22, 1928
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THE NEW ALPHABET
A is for ass upon which we sit,
The eternal end and the passage for shit.
B is for balls, each man has a pair,
In a wrinkled old sack covered with hair,
C is for cunt so jucy and slick,
Its home sweet home for a seven inch prick.
D is for didling, it never grows stale,
For there is nothing so good as a good piece of tail.
E is for eggs that are laid in the grass,
That object that comes from a speckled hen's ass.
F is for fart that odious breeze,
Its fully as bad as Limburger cheese
G is for guts that tangled up mass,
That separates our belly from the hole in our ass,
H is for hair that surrounds an old cunt,
To find the houe a man nightly will hunt,
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I is for Ireland the home of the hicks,
They fight their way with crowbars and bricks,
J is for juice that's sticky like cream,
That specks up the sheets when you have a wet dream
K is for king who wears a crown on his bean,
His favorite pasttime is fucking the queen,
L is for love that fails to stick,
It starts in the head and ends in the prick,
MM is for marriage when a man gets a wife,
Then lives in misery the rest of his life.
N is for unts that furnishes the sap,
And sometime the making of a dose of clap.
O is for old-age or rather the time
When your prick don't stand up like it did in. its prime
P is for prick that petfified prong,
That ranges from four to twelve inches long,
Q is for quivers that come with a thump,
That funny sensation when you blow off your lump.
R is for rags that are used I presume,
To wrap up a cunt when it's nicely in bloom.
S is for shankers they come so quick,
They blossom all over the head of your prick.
T is for tits they are supposed to be sucked,
They never get fresh until a woman is fucked.
U is fir urine, a pot full of piss,
My but its awful to use such language as this.
V is for vxenus a shape we all love,
You crawl on her frame and give the old bone a shove
W is for woman a cradle of sin,
She is splip half way from her ass to her chin.
X is for xray a magnifying glass,
That the doctors use to look up your ass.
Y is for yes when a woman gets hot,
Then nothing but pecker will cool her twat.
Z is for zero supposed to be cold,
The temperature of your balls when eighty years old.
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A TRIP TO HEAVEN
She was but a simple maiden,
With red and rosy cheeks,
Who went to church on sunday,
And prayed in accents meek,
It was about the reverend father,
Who loved to see her face,
So full of sweet devotion,
Of sweetness, and of grace.
Now he sauntered home with her?
When services were or'er
He would speak to her of home,
And of the golden shore,
Then up the maiden spoke and said,
"Oh father dear," said she,
Td give the world if I ,
The golden shore could see."
"Then come to my cottage,"
The holy man did say,
"At nine this evening,
An hour or two to stay."
I will dear reverend father,
And happy will I be,
To catch a glimpse of heaven,
And hold commune with thee,
She reached the preachers, house,
As the clock was striking nine,
Ha ha he said with steady smile,
I see you are on time.
Pray step into my chamber,
Where the lights are burning low,
And I will soon be with you,
Then heavenward we will go.
He presently joined the maiden,
Then to her he kindly said,
"We soon will be with those who,
Are numbered with the dead,
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But ere we make the jounney,
We must ourselves prepare,
And take our earthly garments off;
They no garments wear .
The maiden blushed a minute,
Then turned her head aside,
She knew that she had naught to fear,
While at the preachers side.
Kind sir she said, I know ,
That you are noble, true and just,
Just what you say I will do,
For you I deeply trust.
The pastor then took off his pants,
And other garments too,
And stood as he was born,
A noble man, tis true,
The maiden stood reluctant,
Until he to her kindly said,
Take off your hat and jacket dear,
And sit down on the bed.
She silently obeyed him,
And did as she was told,
While he with nimble fingers,
Her waistband did unfold,
He took the garments one by one,
And placed them on a chair,
Until she stood before him,
All naked, pure and fair.
Now we are as we were made,
The preacher said to her,
And surely we'll reach heaven,
If nothing does occur.
He took the maiden in his arms
And placed her on the bed,
And laid down beside her,
And this is what she said,
Oh father dear do tell me,
What is this big thing,
That is standing up so straight
And stiff and awful slim,
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And what are these other things,
That are hanging down below,
The one is quite the larger,
Has the other ceased to grow,
That is the key to heaven child,
And you possess the lock,
It has its works and movements,
Just like an eight day clock,
He took her hand in his,
And pressed it to his lips,
Her hand was hot and burning,
Clear to the finger tips,
Then he gently put his finger,
Into her kitties nest,
And gently pressed the button,
And nature did the rest.
He felt her bosom heave,
And throb against his chest,
Her breath came quick,
She cried, "Oh let me rest."
He gently laid her on her back,
And pressed her legs full wide,
To put the key into the lock,
Full half an hour he tried,
At last he was successful,
And to the maiden cried,
Oh put your arms around my neck,
The key is at last inside.
She pressed her hot and burning lips,
Against his burning face,
And clasped her legs around his hips,
And pulled him into place,
Then he began a motion that,
With pleasure caused her pain.
Yet presently she cried,
"Again, Again, AGAIN/"1
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Tis heaven to me she cried,
It is heaven, what joy, what pain,
Pray leave the key inside the lock.
Don't take it out again.
Six times they went to heaven,
Before the night was over,
.And as the Father fell asleep.
She faintly cried for more
'The morning came, the Father,
Was repentant and afraid,
H's conscience sorely upbraided liim.
He spoke thus to the maid,
'"My dear girl, I've rained you,
My God what shall I do?
I've stolen your virginity,
And lost my honor too.
My God, my wife and children,
They must not know my shame,
My God, what a great calamity,
I've brought upon my name.
Then up spoke the maiden,
And this is what she said:
Do not run away with the idea,
That you've got my maidenhead,
You darned old fool, you are,
Thick as mud, you'h soon see,
You've only caught the dose of clap,
That your son did give to me.
When your prick is in a rag,
This to your wife pray tell,
That you took a trip to heaven,
And landed right in hell.
Let this be a lesson,
You poor old simple fool,
Don't think that, all are virgins,
Who go to Sunday School.
One woman is enough for you,
Take my advice and not try,
To fuck your congregation,
For if you do, you'll surely die.
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THE SCARLET LETTER '
My dear teacher:—
I must really ask for your forgiveness for not answer-
ing your letter but so much has happened here since, that
I have not had time to write the long letter that the sub-
ject deserves. Little did I dream, my dear Preceptor,
when you initiated me into the art of love and awakened
my maidenly passions with your well-worn Dido, that
there could be so much and so delightful a difference to
the real article, of which yours is so poor an imitation.
I have realized the difference to my utmost unspeakable
delight. To tell the truth I have been stayed with most
properly since the last time that I saw you and I hate to
think that in a few more days I must leave the man that
has given me so much joy and see him perhaps no more.
You know that I am staying at the hotel kept by the.
father of my old friend Betty Moore. Bett is a beautiful
girl, with splendid shape and full of passion. She it was
who led me from the path of virtue, which she has long
ceased to tread, and shameful as it seems, I am not sorry.
She and I sleep together and after finding out that I am
no prude, she began to excite my passion by telling me
of her experience with her father's night clerk, Johnnie
Green. He had seduced her and her descript'on of his ac
tions set me wild then she would fondle my breasts which
you think so pretty, and then rubbing my belly with her
hands and legs she went as far as to kiss my pussy until
I would writhe with delight. All the time she kept talk-
ing about Johnnie and his lovely tool, until finally I con-
sented to have him come to our room. At first he was
very respectful, but his manly beauty overcame me and
I felt his tongue glide between my lips as one of his hands
gently squeezed one of my breasts. I was about to swoon,
I think, when I heard Betty tell him to come at midnight.
His room and ours adjoins and as midnight approached,
both of us girls stripped naked, turned down the lights
and lay on the bed fondling each other's breasts, I heard
the door softly open and the sensation that swept over
me at that time cannot be described. Johnnie was also
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nude and I must admit that Betty's description of him was
not overdrawn. He is about twenty-live years old and
shapely as a statue, and vigorous as a lion. His too] it
was that took my admiration as it was so big and long in
propoition with his shapely legs beneath a crop of curly
ha.'r around. I could not move and he lost no time
jumping into bed and while Betty laughed, he took me
in his arms and clasped my naked form to his. He kiss-
ed me in a way that I had never known before, from my
lips between which he inserted his hot tongue, down to
my knees he sported, not even missing my pretty pussy
winch nr.w seemed to be on fire. H's great tool, now hot
and hard beat against my belly and he strained me against
his breast, and I seemed to be in a trance, not able to
move or speak. Then Be-.ty pulled my legs apart and turn-
ed me on my back and while Johnnie Jay flat on me, Betty
took his tool., vviih her hand parting the luxurious growth
of hair around my puss, placed the b'g prick be-ween the
parted lips if it and told him to push. He did and al-
though there was a slight pain, the exquisite sensation of
the first insertion I sha'l never forget. He placed his lips
tn mine and with Irs hands under my ass he forced the
big prick . farther into 'my hot belly and the deeper the
prick intruded the further he forced his tongue into my
mouth. My brain was whirling, ad I was gaspTg,
and I heard Betty whisper 'Tuck her good, she needs it.v
I was being fucked good. Faster grew his motions a::d in-
stinctively I threw my legs and arms around him as I fe.lt
his great hot tool forcing its way into my throbing wemb.
Then, he worked harder as a sTeam of hot liquid from
him seemed to meet a gush from my very soul. I faint-
ed away and as I came to, I heard Betty say "For God's
sake don't keep me wa'ting all light." In an i: stant he
had drawn his tool from my cunt, still dripping and
stuck it into her pussy which was open and ready.
At once I saw how valuable experience was. Betty was
truly an artist at the game of fucking for her bcaut'ful
white !e#s were soon locked around his back, her arms
clasped his neck, his tongue slipped into her parted h'ps
a»~H at it (hey went ^n r~cat un;.«-on, their bodies rose a"d
fell, and she moaned with delight as he buned his great
hot dick deeper between her divine thighs. Together they
fucked like mad for what seemed like nearly an hour,
while I lay and watched every motion, my own dissatisfied
body burning like fire. Soon she became limp and rolled
over and seemed to be fainted.
Then at Betty's suggestinon we washed and lay down
on the bed again. My curiosity to examine the tool that
had given me such exquisite agony and delight, caused
me to take it into my hands. It was as soft as a baby's
wrist. I fondled it for a time, then Betty whispered "Kiss
the beauty." I obliged and found its head like satin. As
my hot lips touched it we tried a new plan. I was hot
enough to do anything and I. was not surprised to see
Betty take the swelling thing in her mouth and begin
sucking hard. Betty then picked me up, setting my ass
on his breast, at the same time spreading my legs apart.
He moved up until my cock was just over his mouth and.
then I felt his hot tongue slide between the hot lips of
my vagina and lick the clitour. The sensation was even
more lovely than the first and gradually he worked closer
until the hair of his black mustache was mingled with the
soft curly hair of my cunt. Faster moved his tongue
faster Betty sucked, higher and higher grew my sensation
of delight until it reached a zenith and that former ex^
quisite feeling and I fell over Betty who had fainted.
When I awoke, .I found it was morning, that Johnnie
had gone, but I knew that it was no dream. Then Bet'
ty kissed me when we were preparing for a real early
morning dip in the serf, then she carefully oponed the
seams of my bathing drawers and stitched them to keep
them from rubbing my sore cunt. When we reached the
beach we were joined by Johnnie and another man who
took charge of Betty. After swimming around for a
while all four of us got out of the crowd and with watcr
up to our necks, I soon found out why Betty had open'
ed up my drawers. Johnnie soon found that I had been
prepared and he put his hand on his tool which soon
grew hard. Betty kept under water a great deal and I
soon saw that her legs and arms were locked around her
friend. Johnnie told me to do the same and once again
I felt his big prick slowly force its way into my throb-
bing belly. The thrill that ran thru me caused me to
work my belly up closer to him and once again had fully
nine inches of hot prick in me as far as it would go. 1
.again experienced that most delightful sensation and
once more responding to his gentle prick motions I felt
the hot stream of love pour over my womb meeting the
discharge from my own, and unless he had held me in
his arms I would have fallen into a faint. But the water
soon revived me and to my surprise I saw at least a doscn.
other couples locked into each other's arms and all of the
girls looked as if they were being well fucked.
This has happened several times and my friend, I am
sorry that I cannot describe it for your bebefit, the night
see. cs m our room. They have been frequent and I
must confess that I have learned much. Johnnie and Bet'
ty and I enjoy it every way.
One more experience and Tm thru.Almost three weeks
ago a bridal couple came to our hotel the groom 60 and
the bride about 20 and as lovely as a girl could be. Betty
decided she needed better treatment than she was get'
ting and so we invited her to our rooms one night for
lunch, and Betty began telling her own experiences. She
a1 most cried when Betty bluntly asked her if she had ever
had a real good fucking. We kept after her and one after'
noon we got her into our room and coaxed her into strip'
ping and stretching out on the bed. Then Betty began
her work and soon had the bride crasy with excitement.
She had the prettiest form that I have ever seen aid for
once I wished myself a man so that I might part her love
ly cunt locks, and storm her lovely womb. As we lay
working ourselves into fever, Johnnie came in wi'hout
knocking, the bride gave a liCtle scream, but we held her
until Johnn/e got his clothes off, then we actually held
her leg^ while Johnnie kissed her box, his tongue did the
rest and he found little resfstar.ee when he tried to mount
her. His tool was so big and her cunt so little that it
would not go in until Be ty wet his tool with saliva, while
she held her legs open Johnnie gently forced it into her
unt;l his balls were resting against her ass. She quivered
with excitement and moaned while he fucked her and we
envied her the deh'ghtful ser.sation she was experiencing.
When she come she swooned but we soon brought her a-
round all right. It must have been real good fuckinp and
the kind Johnnie liked for no sooner had she recovered
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than Johnnie placed her on her hands and knees, and
her big lovely white ass was plainly in view. The bride
blushed and hid her face. Then Johnnie got behind
and placed the head in her lovely cunt, and shoved the.
full nine inches in her with one great shove, the bride
screamed for it hurt her so, we had to hold her, while
she moaned. I was afraid he had torn her cunt, hue
Johnnie kept right on, he would pull his tool out until
he could see the crimson head and then he would shove
it back again. Each time the bride would draw up and
moan, she was about to cry but after a few strokes it stop-
ped hurting and we let her go, she began to wriggle her
ass but soon became limp, the bliss was so great that she
could not help but cry "Take it all, honey, it all belongs
to you."
He obliged and they were both coming at the same
time, and she enjoyed it so that she bit holes in the bed
sheets. Then she fainted away as Johnnie held her ass
against his belly and the hot stream of love again poured.
itself over her womb. When he pulled his tool out of
her, it dripped from her cunt and ran down her legs by
the spoonful then we washed her cunt and legs for her,
Betty and I were wild with passion, we were so hot. He
then set her on his breast a she did me but I could stand
it no longer and I took his tool in my mouth and sucked
it' frantically while Betty slipped under me and put her
tongue to my box. Johnnie put his fingers-in her and
we all sucked with great rapidity, anJ**ast as my pleasure
reached a climax I felt a hot stream from Johnnie gush in-
to my throat, the bride fell back on me and the great
sweet prick in her mouth while Johnnie got on his knees
and began to suck her off. I must have lost conscious-
ness for as I came to, I found the bride at my box, and
when I went off, she cried, "Such sucking and fucking
will drive me .mad.'" Next week I will be home and will
give you something that will last you and make you for-
sake your Dido forever. Tonight Betty will be away and
I will have Johnnie to myself for a royal time and you
can bet Til give him all he wants, any way he wants it
No Dido for me, its live prick or tongue after this.
Your Graduated Pupil.
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THAT LITTLE BIT OF WHANG
I will tell you a little story,
A story that I have heard,
You may think it is a fable,
But it is gospel— every word.
"When the Lord made father Adam,
They say he laughed and sang,
As he sewed him up the helly,
With a little piece of whang.
But when the Lord had finished,
He found he'd measured wrong,
For when the whang was knotted,
It was several inches long.
;Tis hut eight inches, said he,
So I guess I'll let it hang,
And so he left on Adam's belly,
That little piece of whang.
When the Lord made mother Eve,
I imagine that he did snort,
When he found the whang he sewed with
Was several inches short.
It leaves an awful gap, said he,
But I don't give a dang,
She can fight it out with Adam,
For that little piece of whang
So s^ery since the ancient day,
When human life began,
There's been a constant strife,
'Twixt the woman and the man.
Women declare they'll have that piece,
That from our bellies hang,
To frill that awful crack of theirs,
The Lord left when he ran out of whang,
So let us not be selfish, boys,
With that which the women lack
But lend that piece of yours,
To fill their awful crack.
For the Lord never intended,
That it should idle hang,
When he left on Adam's belly,
That little piece of whang.
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ONE ON THE TEACHER
Teacher-— tcJoJrinnie, what was all that:
noise down in the bushes?"
Johnnie— "The boys were making me
fuck a sheep.11
Teacher— "Why didn't you come to me?
Johnnie— "Why ,tcacher I didn't know
you would fuck.!1'
I have fought for many days,
And never once been hit,
For I am in the S. O. S.
Which means the same old shit.
I do it for my meat,
If I don't —I don't eat. ■
HOT DIGGITY-DOG
High is the mountain, green is the grass,
The fairer the maiden the better the ass,,
Here's to Cunt, a noble creature,
Covered all over with hair,
It smells like a rotten potato,
And looks like the ass of a bear.
Barking at the oak, sucking at the sap,
Wouldn't mind the fucking wasn't for the
clap.
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SIXTEEN HUNDRED AND ONE
By Mark Twain
Yerternight toke her Majesty ye Queen a fantasie such
as she sometimes hath, and had to her closet certain yt
do write plays, bokes, and suchlike, these being my Lord
Bakon, his worship Sr.Walter Raligh, Mr. Joe Johnson
and Frances Beauford, which being sixteen hath yet turn*
his head to ye doing of ye Latin masters into our English
tong, with grete discression and much applause. Also
came with these ye famous Shaxpur. A right strange
mixing truly of mighty bloude with mean, ye more ines'
pecial since ye Queen's grace was present, as likewise the
following towit: -------
Ye Dutchess of Bilgewater, 22 years of age; Countess
of Ganby, 36; her doter ye Lady Helen, 15, and also
these two maidens of honor, ye Lady Margery Bothby, 65;
and ye Lady Alice Dilberry, turnes 70; she being two yrs
ye Queen's elder.
I, being her Majesty's cupbearer had no choice but to
remaine and behold, rank forgot, and ye high hold con'
verse with ye low as upon equal terms, a grete scandal
did ye world hear there of. In ye heat of ye talk, did
befel yt one did breake wind yeilding an exceeding miglv
ty distressful stink, whereat all did laugh full sore and
then------------------------
Ye Queen: '"Verily in my e'ght and sixty years have I
not heard the fellow of this fart. Meseemeth, by ye greete
sound and clamour of it, it was a male; yet ye belly it
did lurk behinde should now fall flat against ye spine of
him yt bene delivered of so great, stately and so vaste a
bulk, where as ye guts of him yt quiffsplitters bere, spande
calmly still and around. Prithee let ye author confess ye
off-spring. Will my Lady Alice testify?.
Lady Alice; Good, your grace and had I room for such
a thinder gust within my ancient bowels, tis not in reason
I could discharge ye same and live to thank God for it.
He did choose a maiden so humble whereby to shawe his
powers. Naw, tis not I who have brought forth this rich
o'er mastering fog, this fragrant gloom, so pray ye seek
furhter,
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Lady Margery Bothby: So pleases, you, my limbs are
feeble with ye weighte and droughte of five and sixty win-
ters, and it behooeth yt I be tender unto them. In ye
good provinces of God and had I contained this wonder
forsoothe wolde I had given ye whole, evening of my sink'
ing life to ye dribbling of it forth, with trembling and
uneasy soul, not launched it suddenly in its matchless
might, taking myne own life with its violence, rending
my weak frame like rotten rags. It was not I your Ma-
jesty, ye Queen.
Ye Queen: O, Gods name who hath favored us? Hath
yt it come to pass that a fart shall fart itself? Not such
a wane as this, I throw younge Master Beaumonte—but
no: twould have wafed him to heave like down of goose
boddy. Twas not ye little LUady Helen—nay, nere blush
child, thoul't tickle thy tender maiden heede with many
a mouse squeak before thou learnest to blow a hurricane
like this. Wasn't thou learned and ingenious Johnson?
Mr. Johnson: So felle a blast hath mine ears saluted nor
yet a stench so all prevadind and immortal. Twas not
novice, did it, did you your Majesty, but one of veteran
experience—else he had failed of confidence. In sooth,
it was not I.
Ye Queen: My Lord Bacon?
Bacon: Not from my lean entrailes hath this prodigy
burst forth so please your grace. Nought doth so befit
ye, find yt tis not from mediocrity this miracle hath is'
sued.
(Though ye subject be but a fart yt will this tedious sink
of learning' pounrerously philosophise. Mean time did
the so and deadly a stink prevail all places to that degree
that never smelt I ye like, yet dared I not leave ye pres'
ence, albeit I was like to suffocate.)
Ye Queen: What sayest ye worshipful Master Shaxpur?
Shaxpur: In ye grate hand of God I stand and so pro'
claim my innocence. Though ye sinless goust of Heaven
had foretold ye coming of this most desolating breath,
proclaiming it ye work of uninspired achievement in one
course of naturs, yet had I not believed it; but had said
ye pit itself had furnished forth ye stink and Heavens
artillery had shook ye globe in admiration of it.
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(Then there was a silence and each did turn tword the
worshipful Sir Walter Raligh, yt browned, embattled,
bloody, swashbuckler who, rising in a simpering way:)
Sir Walter, Most: Most gracious Magisty, 'twas I that
did it but deed it was so poor and frail a note, compared
with such as I am wont to furnish yt in sooth I was a'
shamed to call the weakling mine in so august a presence.
It was nothing—less than nothing, Madame. I did but
to clear my nether throte; but had I come prepared, then
had I delivered something worthy. Bear with me, please
your grace, 'till I make amends.
(Then delivered he himself of such a godless rock'shiv'
ering blast yt all were fained to stop their ears, and fob
lowing It did some foul and dense a stink yt went before
it did seem a poor and trifling thin besides it. Then
sayest he, feigning that he blushed and was confused: "I
preceive yt I am week today and cannot do justice to my
powers,11 and sat him down as one would say, "there, is
it not such, yet he who hath an arse let him follow yt
and think he can." By God, and were I Queen, I would
even tip this swaggering bragger out of court and let him
air his grandeurs and break his intolerable wind before
ye deaf and such a suffocating pleaseth.)
Then they fell to talk about the manners and customs
of many people and Master Shaxpur spoke of ye Michael
de Montaine, wherein he mention of ye customs of wid-
ows of Perigord to wear upor the headdress in sign of
widowhood a Jewell in ye similitude of a mans member,
wilted and limber, where at ye Queen did laugh and say
in England widows did wear prickers too, but between
the thighs and not wilted either 'till, coition had done it
for them. Master Shaxpur did likewise observe how yt
ye sieur Montaigne hath also spoke of a certain Emperor
of such mighty powers that he did take ten maiden-heads
in ye compus one night, yt while his empress did enter-
tain two and twenty lusty Knights between her sheets and
yt was not satisfied. Whereat ye merry Countess Granby
saith a ram was yt ye Emperors superior, saith he will tup
a hundred yews twixt sun and sun and after if he can
find no more to shag, will masturbate 'till he hath enrich-
ed whole acres with his seed.
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Then spake ye damn windmill Sir Walter, of ye peo-
ple in ye uttermost parts of America yt copulate not un-
till they be five and thirty years of age, ye women being
eight and twenty, and then do it but once in seven years.
Ye Queenc: How doth ye like that my little Lady
Helen? Shall we send ye there and preserve thy belly?
Lady Helen: Please, your highness Grace, my old nurse
hath told me yt there are more ways of serving God than.
by locking thy thighs together, yet I am willing to serve
Him that way too sith your Highness Grace hath set ye
example.
Ye Queen: God's wonders, a good answer, child.
Lady Alice: Mayhap 'twill weaken when ye hair sprouts
below ye naval.
Lady Helen: Nay, it sprouted two years hence. I can
scarcely more than cover it with my hand now.
Ye Queen: Hear it ye, my little Beaumont? Have ye
not a little birdie about ye that stirs at hearing of so
sweet a nest.
Beaumont: *Tis not insensible, illustrous Madam; But
mousing owls and bats of low degree aspire not to bliss
so whelming and ecstatic as is found in ye downy nest
of ye birdies of paradise.
Ye Queen: By the gullet of God, 'tis a neat turned
compliment, with such tongue as thine lad, thou'l spread
the ivory thighs of many a willing maid in thy time and
thy cod'piece as handy as thy tongue.
Then spake ye Queen of how she met old Rabelais
when she was turned fifteen and he did tell her of a man
his father knew yt had a double pair of buttocks. Where
upon.a controversy followed concerning the most just way
of spelling the word ye contention running high betwixt .
ye learned Bacon and ye ingenious Johnson until at last
old Lady Margery, wearing of it all, saith, "Gentses,
what mattcrth how ye spell the word. I warrant ye when
ye use you buttocks ye shall not think of it; and my Lady
Ganby be ye content; let the spelling be. Ye shall enjoy
the beating of them on your buttocks just the same, I
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trow. Before I had gained my fourteenth year I had
learned that them that explores a cunt stopped not to con-
sider the spelling of it.11
"In soothe, whena shift turned up, delay is neet for
naught but dalliance. Baccacia hath a story of a priest
that did begile a maiden into his cell, then knelt him in
the corner to pray for grace to be rightfully thankful for
this tender maiden ye Lord hath sent him; but ye abbot,
spying thru the key-hole, did see a turft of brownish hair
with white flesh about it, wherefore when the priest had
done his prayer, his chance was gone, for as much as ye
little maid had but one cunt arid yt was already occupied
to her content."
Then conversed they on religion and ye mighty work
of ye old Luther did doe by grace of Gcd. The next
about poetry and Master Shaxpur did rede a part of his
Heny V ye whith yt seemeth unto me, is not of ye value
of an aseful of asnes, yet they praised it bravely, one and
all. Ye same did read of his Venus and Adonis to their
prodigious admiration whereas I, being sleepy and fatig-
ued with all, did deem it but paltry sl:uiL and was the
more discomforted in yt b'oody bucanier had got his wind
again, and did his turn his mind to farting with such vil-
lian seal yt presently I was like to choke once more. God
damn this windy ruffian and all his breed. I wol.de yt hell
might get them.
They talked about ye wonderful defense which old St.
Nxholis Throgmorton did make for himself before ye
judges yn yt time of Mary which was unlucke matter to
broach, since it fetched out ye Queen with a pity vt he,
having so much w;tt. had not enough to save !vs dotor\s
maidenhedde sound for her marriage bed. There was sil-
ent uncomfort'essness now twas y!: a good turn for alk to
talk sith if ve Queen must f\^d offence in a harmless de-
bauching when pricks are stiff and cunts not loath to take
the stiffness out of them, who of tlvs company was sinless?
Behohl was not ye w:fc of Master Shaxnur four mon-hs
gone when she stood up before ye enter ? Was not her
grace of Bilgewatcr roper'd by four Loads b^^re she had
a husband? An-' behold, were 1"o>- Lady Ahce hot*"1- <~-n
her mother's wedding day? And behold, were nor Lady
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Alice and ye Lady Margery there, mouthing religion,
whores from the cradle?
In time they came to discourse Cervantes, and the new
painter, Rubens, yt is beginning to be heard of. Fine
words and dainty wrought phrases from the ladies now,
one or two of them being in other days, and Shaxpur
did fidfet to discharge some vemon of sarcasm yet dared
not in ye presence of ye Queens grace being in flower
of ye Euphuist herself. But behold, there be they yt
having a specialty and admiring it in themselves be jeal-
ous when a neighbor doth essaye it, nor can abide in
them long. Wherefore it was observable yt ye Queen
waxed uncontent and in time labored gradiose speech
out of ye mouth of ye Lady Alice, who manifestly did
mightily pride herself thereon, did not quite exhaust the
Queen's endurance* who listened till ye gaudy speech was
done, then lifted up her brows with vast irony, memeing
said: "O shit11 where at they alle did laffe but ye Lady
Alice, ye ole foolish bitche.
Nor was Sir Walter minded of a tale he once did hear
the ingenious Margarettee of Navarre relate, about a maid
which being like to suffer rape by an old archbishop,
did smartly contrive to save her maidenhedde, and said
to him "First, my Lord, I prithe thee, take out thy holy
tool and piss before me." which doing Lo, his member
felle, and would not rise again.
Ass-Ole-Right— Yes?
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"LOVE"
Lexington, Ky., July 14, 1914
Miss Mattie Harris,
Nicholasville, Ky.
My dearest Love:
Every time I think of you, my heart flops up and down
like a churn dasher. Sensations of exquisite joy caper
over it like young goats on a stable roof, and thrill thru
it like Spanish needles thru a pair of thin linen trousers.
As a gosling swimeth with delight in a mud-puddle, so
swim I in a sea of glory. Visions of ecstatic rapture
thicker than the hairs of a blacking brush, and brighter
than the hues of a humming-bird's pinions, visit me in
my slumbers and borne on their invisible wings, your iiri'
age stands before me and I reach out to grasp it like a
pointer snapping at a blue-bottle fly.
When I first beheld your angelic perfections, I was
bewildered and my brain whirled around like a bumble'
bee under a glass tumbler. My eyes stood open like a
celler door in a country town, and lifted up my ears to
catch the silvery assent of your voice, my tongue refused
to wag and in silent adoration I drank in the infection
of love as a thirsty man swalloweth a tumbler of hot whis-
key punch. Since the light of your face fell upon my life
I sometimes feel as If I could lift myself up by my boot'
straps to the top of a church steeple and pull the bell
rope for a singing school.
Day and night you are in my thots. When Aurora
blushing like a bride rises from sapphired-colored couch:
when the jaybird pipes his tuneful lay in the appletree
by the spring'house: when the chanticleer's shrill clarion
heralds the coming morn: when the awakening pig ariseth
from his bed and goeth for his morning refreshments:
when the drowsy beetle wheels his droaning flight at sul-
try noontide and the lowing herds come home at milk'
ing time I think of thee. And like a piece of gum elas-
tic, my heart stretches clear across my bosom.
Your hair is like the mane of a sorrel horse powdered
with gold, and the beautiful gold pins skewed about your
neck fill me with unbounded awe. Your forehead is
n
smoother than the elbow of an old coat, your eyes are
glorious to behold. In their liquid depths I see legions
of little cupids bathing like a cohart of ants in an old
army cracker. When their fire first hit upon my manly
breast, it penetrated my whole anatomy as a load of bird'
shot thru a rotten apple.
Your nose is from a chunk of Parsian marble and your
mouth is puckered with sweetness, Nectar lingers on your
lips like honey like honey on a bear's paw, and myrids
of unfledged kisses are there ready to fly out and light
somewhere like bluebirds out of their parent's nest. Your
laugh rings in my ears like wind's harp strain, or the
bleat of a stray lamb on a bleak hillside. The dimples
oil your cheek are like bowers on beds of roses or hoi'
ows in cakes of homemade sugar.
I am dying to fly to thy presence and pour out the
burning eloquence of my love as a thrifty house-keeper
pours out hot coffee. Away from you I am as melcholy
as a sick rat.
Sometimes I can hear the june-bugs of despondency
buzzing in my ears and feel the cold lizard of despoir
sand minnows, nibble at my spirits, and my soul is pearc
crawling down my spine. Uncouthed fears, like a thou-
ed with doubts as an old cheese is bored with skippers.
You are fairer than a speckled pullet, sweeter than a yan*
kee doughnut fried in soughum molasses,' brighter than
the top-not plummage on a muscovy duck. You are can-
dy kisses, raisins, poundcake and sweetened toddy together
If these few remarks enable you to see the inside of
my soul, and me to win your affections, I shall be as hap'
py as a jay-bird in a cherry tree or a stage horse in a
green pasture. If you cannot reciprocate my thrilling
passion, I will pine away like a poisened bed-bug and fall
away from a flourshing vine of life an untimely brand
and in comming years when the shadows grow from the
hills and the philosohpical frog sings his cheerful even-
ing hymns, you happy in another's love, can come and
drop a tear and------- catch a cold upon the last resting
place of your own true love.
Yours till the rooster crows,
Volly Lykins
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OH, HOW I LOVE IT
T*ut your ams around me darling,
Kiss my cheeks until I blush,
Tickle me until I tremble,
If I murmur make me hush.
Keep your arms around me darling, j
Put your hands beneath my dress,
Take me to your bedroom, Harry,
And give me the thing I love best.
Do it nicely, Harry, darling,
Rip me open if you can, '
Draw me closer to you darling,
What is life without a man.
Shove it into me darling,
You can please me if you try,
Keep it up a little longer,
Do me good and let me die.
Shove it up into me darling,
Knock me up and let me go,
Fuck me until I cry for mercy>
Gracious, I do love it so.
Drive it up into any belly,
Cram me until I faint away,
Keep it up a little longer,
Break it off and let it stay.
Here's to the jack that peepd thru a crack
With his eyes as black as coal,
He fucked so quick he broke his prick,
And hell-fire shot out his ass-hole.
Wrote with a pen, sealed with a kiss, ;
Get out of the house if you want to piss.
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KITTY'S EXPERIENCE
I will tell you, in a rhyme if I can,
The story of how I was first tapped by a man,
And how my cunt felt when my darling Dick,
First stuck into me his great big prick.
We went to a picnic, he and I,
On a big excursion, one forth of July,
We danced and we ate until nine o'clock,
Then Dick and I went for a walk,
We went thru the woods a mile at best,
Then Dick proposed that we sit down and rest.
Down on the grass his handkerchief he placed,
And sat down beside me, his arm around my waist,
We were alone when he gave me a kiss,
It tingled clear down to the hole where I piss,
I believe he knew very well that I liked it,
For he opened my dress and played with my teats,
Then he said he thought it best,
For us to lay over and rest,
So we laid over and gased up at the sky,
And before I knew it he had hold of my thigh,
His hand went up my stocking to the top,
I twisted and turned for I was awful hot,
Then he pressed me close and I felt his cock,
Throbbing against me, hard as a rock,
And although I said, don't you dare,
He tickled my cunt and pulled its hair,
Then I reached down most awful quick,
And gently but firmly got hold of his prick.
Believe me or not, as sure as you were born,
His cock was hard as an old ram's horn,
I gave it a squeeze, and bless my soul,
He slipped his finger right into my hole.
If
He said: Kitty don't be bashful at all,
So I grabbed him again and got hold of his balls,
I gave them a squeeze and then almost shit,
For Dick in my drawers had torn a big slit.
He pulled up my clothes and got upon me,
And that was the start of my first fuck you see,
My legs were spread open ready for him,
And darling Dick stuck the head of it in.
Oh, my it did hurt, you never could guess,
For my cunt had never received such a guest,
And made me groan and tears come to my eyes,
But I said go ahead, 111 fuck you or die,
I was determined, though blood be spilled,
To take his prick clear up to the hilt,
I spread my legs until the bones did crack
And grunted when I threw them around his back.
He played with my teats and felt of my ass,
Until becoming frantic I tore up the grass,
For never on earth had I fancied such bliss,
Gould come out of the hole where I piss.
He got stronger and better every jerk,
Then into my cunt the juice did squirt,
I almost fainted, but soon I let go
And all over my cunt the juice did flow.
THE LITTLE BROWN HEN
A big red rooster and a little brown hen,
Had a date in the barnyard at half past ten,
The night was so dark that she couldn't see a soul,
But she felt something enter her little brown hole,
O, Mr. Rooster, said the little brown hen,
I haven't felt so good since I don't know when.
Then a big voice said: "I am not no rooster."
And she knew right away the gander had goosed her.
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HONEY, I LOVE IT
How I like to press the pillow,
Of a nice white feather bed,
And behold a sweet form lying,
With me there beneath the spread^
Safe are we from all intrusion.,
None But girlie's eyes to stare,
As my willing fingers travel,
'Neath her dainty underwear.
With my head upon her bosom,
Oft I bite her bubies plump,
And my hands glide down her belly,
O'er her hip and pats her rump,,
And she murmurs in a. sweet voice.,
Darling this is great, immense,
But I am dying for a change, love
Let me linger not in suspense.
And she reaches for my peter,
That's been limber all the while,,
And it stiffens like a porker,
At her slightest touch and smile,
And my young heart beat a tattoo,
Like an army drummer's roll,
And a trumpet sound goes rushing,
Thru the chambers of my soul.
And some power from within her, ?
Though define it, I cannot,
Draws my peter to that
True electric spot,
And she guides it to the entrance,
As upon her form I leap,
And she murmurs there's no limit,
Shove it in ten inches deep-
Then my passion seems to heighten,
And my strokes contain more speed,
As she wraps, her legs around me,
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And saying make it come or bleed,
Just a sigh and all is over,
My head drops and all is done,
As I hear a sweet voice whisper,
Bless the man behind the gun.
THE LONG PEGGIN' AWL
As? I went out on the fields so green,
Up jumped a maiden, the prettiest ever seen,
Up she did come and down she did fall
And she begged me to probe her with my long pegging
awl.
, Oh, dearest maiden, come with me and go,
To some foreign country, some pleasures to know,
1 w'll take you to parties, to dances, to balls,
At night I'll amuse you with my long peggirf awl.
But up jumped her mother and swore she could't go,
To come foreign country, for some pleasures to know,
He will fuck you anclbang you, the devil knows it all,
At night he will amuse you with his long peggm' awl
Oh, I tell you, dear mother, you know you are to blame,
For when you were young, you dearly loved the same ;
And left your dear parents, kind friends and all,
And followed my old daddy for his long peggin1 awl.
Peaches get ripe and you know they must be plucked, i
Young girls get horny and thev must be fucked.
..Young people, old people—including them all,
Have taken a liking for the long peggin' awl.
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SOUTHERN PASTIMES
A certain Southern'- Judge who kept many servmtii,
<fras reading, one evening in- his study, when he heard a*
hell of a noise proceeding: from, the kitchen,. He rang:
She Sell for butler and questioned him as to the cause of
6ne commotion,* when the Butler replied.::
"I Beg' your pardon:, yocrr honor, But we were enjoying;
Ourselves" playing the new game called "Southern Pastimes;
Being asked to explain* it, he said":.
"May it please your lordship, we Blindfolded all Che:
kitchen maids, and then we catch them and fuck them and!
make them guess who it was/*
"Indeed/1' said the Judge, "hut I will rrot have any such
pfays: in- my house and you: will have to stop ft. But:
toha6 was the cause of the great uproar that' I heard jusf;
a moment ago?'*
"Well your honor; we Blindfolded the cook and stuck
& rolling: pin- in her ass and she guessed ft was you/""
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THE DIFFERENCE
What is the* difference between kissing: ss.
woman and kissing a mule?
Ans* You must get off the mule*
ANOTHER DIFFERENCE
V/nat is the difference Between a woman
and a good Boxer?
Ans. The Boxer stands up to Be knock'
ed down, and the woman lays down to be
knocked up,
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A TANGLED UP MESS
1 a
Mary -said to the 'Groce^********' J
tlOive me a dime\'worth -of your lucking *meat {of my
lucking cat, not to© fucking lean ;and not too fucking fat,x
^Grocer:—
"Here's your fucking "meat for your fucking cat, its nol
■too fueling lean and its not too fucking fat. "Now lay
your fucking dime on that fucking table, ^and by down
'on the Boor and let me Bee your fucking navel. iNow, that
I have seen your fueling navel and put my fueling cock
in your fucking "twa't, you can pick up your fucking 3$$
.-and get out of any fucking shop,
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ADMIDST THE BUTTERCUPS
My thots wander had where my maidenhead flew,
To the green mossy banks where the buttercups greAtf*
Here in my childhood, I'd wander and play%
And .finger my cunt in a curious way,
Till my half naked quiff was wet with d-ew>
As I jerked off on the bank where the buttercups grew.
On the soft green bank sloping down the hill,
The spot where he got on me and gave me my fill.*
He put in his pole and fearfully did grunt,
As he bursted my gall bag and maltreated my cunt,
He opened up my piss pot and varnished my flue,
As I lay on the bank where the buttercups grew.
My maidenhead is gone, my cunt is all sore,
And Tm looked on now as a dirty old whore,
My quiff is all scabby and often gives me pain,
As I lay on the bed in a house of ill fame,
Fucking old bums who wear dirty collars,
Just to earn a few of their good dollars.
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AS YOU WERE
They were sitting in the parlor;
Daughter and her beau;
They were sitting there because,
They had no place to go:
He was a soldier lad,
And had gone to town on pass,
So he had quite decided
To get himself some ass.
He told her things she shouldn't know,
And lifted up her dress,
And like a million other girls,
She had to answer 'yes-'
All was still within the house,
The clock had just struck eleven,
When the girl and boy went away,
On a little trip to heaven.
Now father wore a number ten,
And stood at six foot three,
And he was ranked as captain,
In the field artillery.
The blissful moment had arrived,
There was no time to stall,
When the boy heard footsteps,
Coming down the hall.
The boy stood at attention,
The girl lay on the floor,
And that was what the captain saw,
When he opened up the door.
The captain answered the boy's salute,
And then he had preceived, <
That the boy had quit his post,
Without being properly relieved.
Now what the daughter wanted,
The father saw she got,
And one look at the boy's cannon,
Showed it had not been shot.
Daughter looked at father,
And father looked at her,
And as he turned to go to bed,
He commanded: "As You Were!"
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OVER ONE OCTAVE LONG
Dear Katy:
Two more days and I shall have been here three
weeks ai.d such a fine time I have been having since 1
left you. I had no idea a person could visit a sick
Uncle and have such a swell time, but oh boy, you
should be with me. I always heard Uncle was a cranky
person and never having seen him, of course believed it.
Then he had the accident and broke his leg and
arm we thought he would die but he is doing nicely now
and will be out in a few days. He wrote mama and papa
to come but as they could not get away they sent me.
I hated to-leave so much and miss those good times
we had together Katy 1 am having a fine time here and
could stay for year and be happy. You know Aunt
Jane, Uncle's wife died a few years ago and he has
never married again so he has a housekeeper and she
is the dearest thing I know. She has told me so many
things we talked about and she has had to much ex'
pertence. I listen closely to everything she tells me and
I shall try ar.d tell you everything that has happened
since I came down here, as 1 am quite sure you will be
glad to hear it.
The train reached here about ten oVlock in the
evening and as I stepped off a beautiful woman with a
winning smile came to me and asked me if I was Miss
Madison and I told here I was she introduced her self
as Mrs. RoIHrs, Uncles' housekeeper.
I found him in a great white bed all propped up
with pillows. He was fine looking and I hardly be
lieve I was his brothers child and his pleasant ways re'
lieved all my fear. He introduced me to a fine looking
man who was standing near by and who he said was
his nurse. His name was Mr. Warren. Uncle said for
me to make my self at home and I could have anything
I wanted.
Mrs. Rollins then showed me to my room and bath.
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It was such a pretty one and the furnishings was simply
lovely. The room next to m.ne was Mr. Warren's a:;d the
one next his was the maids. The cook slept in the wing;
so we were all that slept on that floor. After dinner
that evening we went to Uncle's room and had a lovely
tme till ten o'clock. I was feeling like I had known,
them for years. After the company had left we bade
Uncle good night and as we were going along the hall
I asked Mrs. Rollins if I could sleep with her as I iwas
afarid to sleep in a strange place alone. She said cer-
tainly and laughed and put her arms around my waist
a:.d led me to her room. I began to undress immedi-
ately as I was ver tired: As I was slipping out of my
dress I looked at Mrs. Rollins who was standing in front
or the mirror combing her hair. Her panties were down
around her feet and as she was kicking them off her
utile shirt hung around her naval and I could see her
.Title white stummy, ;pretty. hips and shapely form as far
down as her stocking and Fate, just below her belly
there was a big bunch of hair. I remember how we
used to look at each others and wonder if there would
be any hair on ours, I continued to look and wonder
if my hips would ever be nice and large like hers. Then
I said: "Mrs. Rollins what a pretty figure for a girl you
'have." "Do you think so." she said. "I am pretty sure
you have a pretty figure for a girl of your age so take
off your clothes and I will comb your hair for you.
■"I took off my brasiere and chemise and stood by her.
She: looked at me and said "Well dear I am sure the
husband will have no cause to complair of your pretty
legs. Then I put my arms around her and kissed her
and Kate she had the lovelies big round titties you ever
saw; ' I pulled down my shirt so she could see mine and
she said in another year they would be good size ones.
She fixed my hair and then she sit on the edge of the
bed and took off her shoes and stockings and I put on
my slippers and went to the closet. I was sitting on the
stool and she was bathing her face and hands in.some
cold cream. She told me to put some on my face. I
rubbed it in and she told me that it would make my face
nice and soft. She sat on a stool and she had a bag
filled with some water with a hose attached which she
stuck in her pussy and told me that I should try it too.
I got a stradle of the stool and stuck it in my pussy as
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far as I could get it. The water flowed in ray pussy
until I thought I would bust but it felt so good I wash'
ed off my legs and she did die same. I put my arms
around her and kissed and hugged her titties and she
said "My daear you make me feel as if my husband was
here" Kate I was so awful anxious, to find out what kind
of a pussy she had that I put my hand between her legs
and put my fingers in her funny spot. She jumped and
pu': her arms around me and hugged me tight but I kept
my fingers in and moved them up and down and her
t'tties were close to my face. I put one of them in my
mouth and sucked it and at the same time working my
•finders.' I thopght she would crush me she was so strong
ad she began to moan and cry. I knew she was going
to have (hat funny feeling that we use to have when we
used to play together. She drew her skirts up and be
ran to move up and down as fast as she could then
lifted herself clear off the bed on her back and began
moving her hips then I felt the warm fluid run down
my hand on the bed. Her eyes were closed. Then I
reached on the dresser and got a towel and wiped her
pussy out and got a good look at it.. It was as pretty
as a peach. She folded me in her arms and asked me
if I knew what I had done and I said, yes. You and I
used to do the same thing and had great fun." She
sa^'d we must not do it to much that it might hurt us
and cause tfohble. She then put her hand on my pussy
ad began playing with it a^J I be^an to do the same
wi'-'h hers I was wild and suddenly she turned completely
over and catclv'ng hold my buttock with b°th hands and
grasping me tightly she put her tongue in my pussey.
I could feel her warm face and lips as she rubbed
aga;pst my pet. She rubbed around it until I thought I
would go insane. The feeling was so lovely I put mv
arms arourd her pretty hips and kissed her pussey and
tryed to kiss her all over at once. It seemed to deprive
her of her sense. She la;d me flat and drew my le^s
a'-ou^d her back and drew her pussey close to mv mouth.
My-belly was on her titties but she was so much larger
than I that I could not reach her pussy. I just laid
down and moved my hips sidewise and rubbed i*- all over
her mouth suddenly I seemed to feel that delightful
feeling coming over me again, I wanted to get oc her
mouth but she would not let me and began doing some'
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thing with her tongue then everything turned black be
fore me as the fluid run out of my pussey and Katy it
ran into her mouth and then I fainted when I came too-
I found myself all clean, and a, clean spread over me. I
got up and went to the bathroom where I found her and
she told me to mash my mouth out with some perfumed
water and go to bed. She told me not to do it any-
more a& it might hurt me so we went to sleep.
The next morning the maid brought my breakfast
into me. In a short time Mrs. Rollins came in dressed
for street. She sat on the edge of the bed and kissed
me and asked me how I felt. She said she was going
to the city and would be gone all day and that I could
stay in bed as long as I wanted too. She said Uncle
did not get up until three o'clock so I did not get up
.until lunch time.
Then I got up and took a bath and used the sy
ringe with hot water and Oh how good it felt. Then
I went into my room and began to unpack my trunk.
When I heard a noise in the bath room. I listened and
heard some one splashing some water so I slipped out
and peeped through the key hole. I saw a man and
could not resist the temptation and he was stand'ng unr
der the shower bath as naked as the day he was born.
He was not much taller than I but he had such nice
hips, as nice as Mrs. Rollins only he had a big white
rod which stuck out and was long as an octave on your
piano and almost as thick as my wrist and as hard as a
coupling pin. It almost made me wild as my pussey
began to turn and twist and I wanted to call him into
my room and have him stick it into me. I did not
know why I felt that way but I suppose it was nature
and I never felt like disobeying natures laws. But just
then a side door opened and a maid slipped in quicqly
and closed the door. He began to hug and kiss her
and call her pretty names. She said "Jim we WM have
to hurry for I could get away for only a few minutes."
She took a towel and laid it on the dresser and then he
lifted her and put her on the place and lifted her skirts
She did not have on any drawers at all. He kissed her
several times and took hold of her buttox and placed
them so that they were just over the edge of the dress-
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er. And placing his legs on each side of her buttox he
sat on the towel . He put his dasher right into her
pussey and they were grunting and groaning when it
slipped out and she said "oh honey you have spoiled it."
She then took hold of it with her chubby hands and be'
gan to play with it and soon she placed it between the
lips of her pussey. He began to shove it in further and
she began to shove him and told him not to be so rough.
"I know it hurts he said but then she said "Oh Jim it
seems so big today why don't you put some vaseline on
it." Jim stepped across to a shelf and got some vase'
line and rubbed it on his dasher. He got between her
legs again and she put it in her pussey. Their belly's
were almost together and they worked like murry. They
worked together for a while then she drew him up
closer and said "Oh1 hurry Oh' hurry Oh"" oh' and her
head dropped over the edge of the stand. Jum just
kept on working and pretty soon she raised up and start'
ed a speedy movement and he caught hold of her just
below the knees and nearly drew it out then he would
shove it jusL as far as it would go. And, Katy, I saw
that it was all wet and slippery and every time it would
come out white stuff would come out of it and all the
hair around her pussey was wet but they did not seem
to mind it at all and I should not have dared to either
for I had my hand on my pussey to and ft was all wet
too. Some times he would take his dasher nearly out
and with it this way he would move it around and
around and she would try to draw him nearen then he
wou'd shove it as far as it would go, it seemed to go
farther every time he would do this. He would put her
knees back until they would nearly touch her chin lean-
ing over with his clasher still in her- he kissed her
several times and they worked faster and faster and as
her knees was over his shoulders and their bellies smack-
ed tobether. He suddenly leaned over and pressed his
lips to hers. His body gave a few convulsive jerks and
hir, head fell on her breast and I knew he had spent.
They stayed this way for a few minutes then he drew
his dasher out and it was all wet and hung like a wet
eel. Jim helped her on a couch and got back under
the shower. Then taking a towel dried himself brisklv.
She got up and throwed her arms around him and ask-
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ed him if there would be any more for her tomorrow.
"Certainly but be sure no one sees you.11 Then he-
hugged her and she took his dasher in her hand and be'
gan to work the cover of it up and down and Kate you
know it began to grow stiff again, Jim. kissed her and
told her he would have to hurry that he would be back
tomorrow. After that he left and she locked the; door
and began to wash her hands and face and' then took
come soap and some water and washed her pussey with
a bottle just like Mrs. Rollins used. She dried her chub'
by legs and combed her hair and began cleaning, up.the
bath room. Poor me I could not move and stood there
just burning up with excitement and suffering as no one
could suffer. I had my fingers in my pUGsey and was
feeling faint and weak and stood up against the wall. I
had spent all over my panties. While in th;s state the
maid knocked on the door but I could not answer so
she walked in and there I stood on the table and she
saw I knew all. I got down and she began begging me
not to tell. I asked her if that was her husband and she
and she said no and began to cry harder than ever. She
was a pretty girl and I could not blame any man for
wanting to put his dasher in her, I put my arms around
her and toM her not to cry that I would not tell .ar*v
one. I looked around and saw Mr. Warren. He looked
straight at me and sa;d 'T beg your pardon but I could .
not help overhearing what was said ard as I am one of
the parties concerned. I think I should be included in
it, he said: "Miss Madison, I have just heard you say you
would not tell anyone and I hope ray name is not men'
tioned.1' 1 told him, I was sorry I had played evesdropner
but I was jealous of Lou. (that was the maid's name) We
went into the room and allsat on the bed. Jim, (that was
h;s name) sat on one side of me and Lou on the other.
Jirn said: "Miss Madison I have a friend who is a fine boy
and he is also a nurse. He will come out to relieve me
tonight and I will introduce him to you. I said I would
like to meet' him and Kate my heart was fluttering a* d
mv pet was just burning up. Mr Warren said he wouM
relieve him while we were together so that there would
be no danger of us being caught. Lou smiled and sp'd
I was the deadest girl on earth and sure I would like
Jim's chum. She then told me how to do it and told me
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Tho\v she liked to do it and all that. I told her I would
like to do it to. just then Mrs. Rollins came in but she
was tired and went to bed at once. It was not long be'
fore Lou came in and told me my company was there
and Uncle wanted me down to his room so he could in'
Produce me to them. I began to dress at once and Lou
helped me. I put on my prettiest stockings and chemise
as I wanted to look as nice as I could when Jim's friend
came. Lou and 1 laughed and talked while I was dressing
and I asked her if it hurt her when Jim shoved it into
her, but she said that I would not mind it after I had
done it once or twice and that it was so good that she
did not mind if it did hurt a little bit. I said it must have
torn your pussy but she said no, you can look for your'
self,-and I did hut not a tear could I find. Then she
asked me if I could get two fingers in mine and then
I told her to try and see. She did and could barely get
two into it and I was afraid it was going to hurt. She said
that I would like it. I finished and went out to Uncle's
room and v'sited until dinner and had a fine repast. The
company stayed until eleven o'clock, I thought to my soul
they would never leave. When they did leave I said good'
right and went to my room. Lou helped me undress and
just as 1 got into bed, Mrs. Rollins came in and said she
was tired and would retire at once. She asked me if I
wrxs afraid to stay alone and I said no." I kissed her good
night then she went to her room.
Lou said her friend was sitting on watch but would
be in as soon as he could. Pretty soon she came back with
some pie and wine and we ate and drank. But oh, Kate,
I felt so queer. Pretty soon Jim came in and we talked.
Then Jim and Lou went out to the lawn to stroll a while.
It was not long until they returned with Jim's chum
and oh what a handsome boy he was. He was about 20
years" old and six feet tall and broad of shoulder and as
handsome a man as I have seen. We were introduced and
his name was Fred Sanford. He was very joval and very
in'ertaining to talk to. In a little while Jim and Lou
went out to leave us alone. As soon as they were gone
Fred came over to where I was sitting in a chair and
t^ok me in his arms and kissed me several times, and—
Kate, his kisses were so different from any that I had ever
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received before. I felt sure he would not keep me-waiting.
He be^an to undress me and I helped him for my lonely
spot was burning up and I felt faint and weak. I undone
my enemies and put my arms around him and rubbed my
teatties against him for they itched awfully bad. He pick-
ed me up and carried me to the bed and laid me down on
top of the covers. I had nothing on but my stockings by
this time as my chemise had dropped to the floor when
he carried me over to the bed. I put my arms around him.
a \d drew him down to me and put one of my teatties in.
his mouth and one of his fingers into my pussy and then
lay quiet for a little while. Oh, Katy, this set me on fire.
I was suffering agony all the time. He knew what pain I
was in so he slipped off his clothes and crawled on the
bed beside me. I reached down and pot hold of his dasher
and Kate it was as b'g as Jims and kept throbbing and
jumping all the time I had it in my hands. I kept squeez-
ing it and it got hot as fire. He then set up and it ssem-
ed to get bigger all the time and I said that I did not
think he could get that big thing into me for it would
hurt too bad And he said he would try and he laid me
down on the bed and put his dasher between the lips of
my pussv. I nearly went mad. It was so hot it nearly burn-
ed me. He rolled over and gave a little shove but it stuck
*Sere and it would not go any further. I grabbed hold of
h's legs and told him to try again for I must have it. It
would not go and hurt so bad that I told him to go into
the lavatory and get the vasoline Jim had used. He soon
returned and rubbed it all over hi's thing and I put it
between my thighs and with both hands started it in. It
slipped in about an inch farther than before and stopped
I told Fred to shove and he put both arms around my
hips and started to shove. I knew my time had come. I
began to cry. for it did hurt so bad, but he kissed the
tears away. Jie was holding his lips to mine so tight that
I could hardly breathe. He then gave a mighty push and
I felt as though I was torn open. I fainted away and when
I came to he was working his dasher back and forth as
fast as he could and , Kate the head would touch my
womb, and every time I felt it was like so many needles.
There was something ticklish about it and I was enjoy
ing it, even though it did hurt. I reached up and hugged
and kissed him and then he stuck his tongue into my
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jrnouth and "began to suck it and at the same time work
his hips up and down. His dasher came very nearly com'
ing out several times but I would grasp it with my pussy.
It was very slippery, hut that was all the nicer. Soon 1
felt that heavenly feeling coming over me and I put my
legs over his hack and my hands on his hips and drew
him closer to. me. He did the same thing and nearly
crushed me. I could feel his dasher growing bigger and
higher and I thought he was about to spend too, so I
held him to me closer. 3 held myself there and soon had
the most delightful sensation. The hot fluid shot up a'
gainst my womb and it seemed as though I would choke.
I held him closer and pushed harder. I held myself there
with my legs. Then another spurt put me in bliss. For
three times in succesion we did this. He kept on increas'
ing his strokes and I kept on moving my hips around and
around and the tickling seemed to start at my toes and
go clear to my head. I was over-joyed those three min'
utes and at last realized that I had that feeling I had been
lon.eing for and looked forward to for so many years.
JFired held me and kissed me then started to draw away but
I held him tight. The bed and my stomach was all wet
but I did not mind that for I wanted some more.
I was burning up and began working faster and fas'
ter and his thing began to get bigger and bigger. The
head of it was now in my womb and it was so hot it felt
as if it would brrn. I could not stand the sensation any
longer so spent again. I could feel the hot fluid reach
every fiber in my being and I felt as though I was in
heaven. Fred then put both of my legs over his should'
ers and put his hands on my teatties and began to work
his dasher with renewed vigor. He would draw it away
then push it in as far as it would go. We kept this mot'
ion un for quite a while. I reached down where his bag
was and began to play with his stones. His back was all
wet and slippery and his things were to. Soon his long
strokes died away and he took shorter ones. I began to
feelas though I was going to spend again so I drew him
up close as possible as I did not want to loose a drop of
the precious fluid.. He began gasping and spent again.
We had the pleasure of feeling it twice more then it be
gan to get small and slipped out and Fred rolled over on
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the bed completely tired out. He kissed me and said I was
his darling. I went to the bathroom and used the syringe
as. I caw Lou do. Then we sit in a chair, me sitting on
his lap and had some lunch and wine. In about half an
hour I began to feel as though I would like a little more.
There is no way I can tell you the delight one' can
obtain and one can only realize it by doing it ones self.
I. am going to get all I can while I am here for I may be
deprived of it when I leave. We talked of the different
ways of doing it and we would have a big laugh, Fred
went to the bath room and had a shower and soon return'
ed and said he could stand some more. He slipped into
my dressing gown and Kate I felt as though I could love
that boy to death. In a few minutes Lou and Jim came
in and I could see they had been enjoying themselves to.
Jim told Fred about the chubby legs Lou had and Fred
sa:d she had nothing on me. Then he picked up my
nighties so it just covered my pussy and Jim did the same
to Lou. She was a little fleshier than I. Her legs were
nice and straight while mine were small- but of good
shape. We. then sat on the boy's laps and had a good time
drinking wine and coffee. Jim had to go to attend to
Uncle so Lou went with him. When their footsteps died
away Fred carried me over to the bed and we laid in each
other's arms. I began to feel the effect of the wine and
I c1ung close to him. He picked me up and set me as'
trad:e his body and said for me to s^ay on top. I felt his
dasher against my pet and it felt as hard as it did before.
I felt it slipping in and pretty soon, felt it in my womb.
Aff-er layinq with it tickling my womb for a while I be'
gan to feel that creepy sensation again. I could work my
hips and get it in any position I wanted to. Oh how, it
felt as I played with it as I wanted to and then began to
work trying with all mv mi<*ht to get it into my womb
and pretty soon felt it slip all the way in. I pushed closer
and it seemed so set Fred crazy with excitement. I kept.
moving mv hips around and around and still held to his
dasher and the sensation was lots better than any way we
had tried it before. All at once I.spent and dropped over
on Fred's shoulder and enjoyed the feeling as long as I
could. My womb kept twisting and soon I managed to
touch the back of his jock and it felt as hard as a rock.
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I asked him if I should stop and he said no, and laid me
on his side and as soon as it came out it popped like a
bottle. "Now" he said, uWe will try it another way." I
got down on my hands and knees and he got behind me
and did it like we have seen dogs do it. He worked his
dasher and pretty soon he put his hands on my hips and
began to draw it. back and forth. He pushed his belly up
against my butt and soon I began to feel his jock thrust
and swell. I pushed back to him and could feel the hot
fluid as it run into my womb. He worked faster and fas'
ter and soon I spent again before he did. After we were
both satisfied and had enough we resumed our clothing
and went out for a stroll in the beautiful garden which
surrounded my Uncle's home.
Katy, when I see you I can tell you a lot more than
I can write. I am sure that you and George can enjoy the
same thrilling erperience that Fred and I enjoy most every
night. I will be seeing you in September.
Please answer this soon and tell me about you and
George. With love and best wishes, I am
Margie
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THE LIVE CANDLE STICK
Two boarding school maidens sweet charming and bright,
Had gone to their room to retire for the night
Then as ladies do as they slowly undress
Each her secret feelings did freely express.
Said Nellie the youngest the most luscious young dear,
I wish at this moment ray Johnnie was here.
For he is a darling as sweet as a duck
And I am half dead for the want of a fuck.
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She pulled off her chemise, her drawers let fall,
And naked like venus stood fairest of ail
Withe her sweet pretty bubbies soft round and white
With red nipples delicious to sight.
On. her round little belly like drifting snow,
The ring of venus plain right and left.
And her hair curling around-the cleft below
An showed plainly open it vermillion cape,
Her friend now stood naked the same state,
As sweet little Nellie, her friend's name was Kate.
Says Kate I will play that I am a man,
And will give you a fucking the best that I can.
Says Nellie I will but where is your prick?
Says Kate a candle will do the trick,
I will put it in gently just the round end.
And you won't know the difference when you come
to spin-
So lie down on the bed and close both of your eyes
And then apen your beautiful thighs
First I'll blindfold you, sweet Kate said
When oh! Nellie's lover sprang from tinder the bed.
He had been hid there by Kate and was in good luck,
And just like Nellie, half dead for a fuck.
His prick stood erect like a drum major's stick,
And seemed to burst in too quick.
Extending hfs hand with luck right into her lips,
He tickled her just in its red lips,
Her bosom swelled like waves on the ocean,
And his ass moved in an up and down motion.
Not a moment to wait
But extended at once in lovers best strait,
And shoved it quickly clean up to the hilt
Lovers extract in her belly was spilt.
Oh! Kate she said if its a candle I felt,
It seemed in my cunt to tickle and melt.
But really I think that you have played me a trick
She pulled off her blindfold and caught hold of his
prick.
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But she did not get angry or show any pain
But made it all right and said fuck me again
No you don't said Kate you have had your turn.
And Til take him myself for my cunt it does burn,
So she pulled Johnnie up on top of her belly,
And he gave her a dose like the one he gave Nellie.
Poor Johnnie he got in an awful bother,
For they kept him all night fucking one or the other.
When at daylight he took his bout
He said! Ladies good morning my prick is worn out,
So he sprang as he spoke from between them in bed
And left them all gasping, shining ana red.
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BIBLE QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q—Who was the first jockey?
A—Adam, because he put Eve on the Turf and entered
her for the coming race.
Q—Who won the race?
A—Eve, because she took the pole and kept it to the
end of the heat,
Q—-When was seduction first mentioned in the Bible?
A—When Isaac left Abraham to Mount Mariah, and
took a ram in the bushes.
Q—What three men never sat on their shirt tails?
A—Cain, because he was not Able. Balaam, because he
had difficulty with his ass. Elijah, because the
Lord made him ascend upwards.
Q—What did Adam do when he found out the differ-
ence between himself and Eve?
A—He split the difference and raised Cain, and did it
again when he got Able.
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A WOMAN'S JOB
A negro trying to get exemption was asked what his
trade was. He replied that he was a mechanic. On being
told to be more specific he said "Why boss, I hardens
tools." The army officer put him in class "A", saying that
was a woman's job anyway/*
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HE WAS MODEST
A couple got married. The young woman went on to
bed, but the young man was rather slow in undressing—
a real modest boy. She called to him "John, come on to
bed.11 He didn't answer. She called him again. Still he
didn't answer. In the meantime he had turned off the
light. She turned on the light and there he was with one
foot in the slop jar, pissing down his leg so he wouldn't
make any noise.
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DID SHE ALIGHT
A couple got married and the girl got ready for bed
first. She jumped on the bed and said "My goodness, I'm
so passionate.11 Then she jumped down and got up on the
dresser, repeating this a number of times, then she
jumped down and got on the washstand, saying "John
aren't you ever going to get ready?" "wait a minute said
friend hubby, "If you would alight a minute I might do
something for you, but I'm not a bird-— I can't do it on
the fly,"
^! jjt 3p 5jC *$ >£ SgS Jp >{S
FATHER OF MASONRY
The school being asked to submit a composition on
Masonry, the following prise winner was handed in to the
teacher. "King Solomon was the Father of Masonry.
He had 900 wives and 1576 concubines. That is the rea-
son there are so many Masons in the world."
WOULD YOU?
. Jf in this world there were but two,
,And all the world was good and truea
j\nd you knew that no one else knew,
Would you?
If you dreamed of Pajamas blue,
And a strong arm encircling you,
.And then awoke and found it true,
Would you?
If the world was good and bright,
And if I stayed with you all night,
Then, if I turned out all the light,
Would you?
If we were in a certain place,
And we were sleeping face to face,
With nothing between us but some lace,
Would you?
And when me in your arms you take,
With reddening face, you charming rake,
Your breath comes fast, your brown eyes blaze,
And then grows dim like the wild grapes glaze,
And I respond, would you resist,
Would you?
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FOR RENT
A young lady wishes to rent a beautiful spot at the
bottom of a gentle slope, thru which flows a stream of
clear water.
It was built by her father about 20 years ago and
is now in splendid condition. About six years ago
shrubbery began to grow which completely covered the
spot from view.
It is a splendid opportunity for a pushing young
man with a good stiff, standing capital.
Apply early to avoid the rush.
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PAY BEFORE YOU ENTER
Three young men from Wyandotte courted and mar'
ried three beautiful and presumably virtuous sisters. Ira
Kansas City they agreed to put up at a hotel downtown
the first night and to compere notes the next morning-
Upon arisig. the next morning the first one that appeared
had a doleful look on his face. He said he had been dis"
sapointed and imposed upon, that his wife insisted on
washing after each occasion, saying that she always wash'
ed after staying with a man. The second said that he had
been fooled worse than that. His wife insisted on placing
a pillow under her bottom before she would do it, say
fng the the fellows always did that way with her and she
enjoyed it much better that way. The third was all brok'
en up. He had a towel around his head, and said that on
going to his room he insisted on his wife stripping to the
skin, and when she did so across her belly was tattooed
f big black letters: You have got to pay before you enter1'
I kicked about it, but she laughed and said "O that's nc
th'ng, I was always sure of my money when the fellow
sp'ed that." Look here and she turned over on her belly
and so help me God, across her ass was "Look out for
the draft."
SEA CONDITION, SAILOR
1. Your Naval Base must be surrendered.
2. You may keep your frigates in stripped condi'
tion but I reserve the right to board her poop deck
and inject my yard arm in her mainmist leaving
gobs in her holes.
3. You may scrub out her hole and holystone her
deck if you so desire.
4. Keep your spit-tits clean and keep your scuttlebut
in good running order.
5. Upon appearance of my six inch gun, open up
channel to the valley as wide as possible so as to ad'
mit passage after which close locks around the main
body, thus obtaining a secure and intact assurance
and preventing a slip of my six'inch gun. If we
work together in this operation and my gun is dis'
charged on the buzzer at the right time satisfactory
results will be otained, and in due time you will be
awarded a Dove of Peace.
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ARMISTICE TERMS
A young lady had a serious scrap with her sweetie, and
she was desirous of making up, and to that .end made^
overtures w'th a girl friend who was perfectly neutral.
Her sweetheart's reply to her overtures was as follows:
Your application for an armistice at hand and having
Full consideration .I shall be glad to give a limited armis'
tice to you which will forward a lasting peace.
Stipulations of Terms:
1. We :must meet in a quiet sector to arrange for
this piece.
2 All camouflage must be rernpved from the entire
length of your front.
3 I must have entire control'of the Rhine and free'
dom to move up and down the Rhine Valley.
4 1 must, have fuh\ cptrpl of your breast works and
the front line, trenches.:.
5 I shall occupy any shell hole that I so desire.
6 I may enter your dugouts and explode bombs
therein,'also shoot liquid fire ir',o.the same with my pro;
jector. ', , ;,-.:■
7 'You are to keep shelter shrubbery around the tren'
ches^free from' cooties at all times.
8 "You are to refrain at all times from gas attacks.
9 I am to have all the tinie-T"want to practice on
your range with my six/inch gun.
10 I am not to blame if my long torn puts your big
brother out of commission, I will not try to use a limber.
- 1.1 ... Yqii, are to be stripped, bare, of all the outskirts
guarding the Rhine, so an entrance can be readily ob'
tained; into the; Rhine Valley. .
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A CHILD WANTED
The following conversation took place between an edi-
tor of a newspaper and a beautiful youg lady,
Lady—Is this the editor?
Editor—Yes madam, I am the editor,
Lady—Are you the gentleman who has charge of the
advertisements?
Editor—Yes ma'am
Lady—I wish to procure a good healthy child, how much
do you charge to put it in?
Editor—Only one doller for three insertions.
Lady—If I do not get a child after three insertions, how
much will you charge to put it in again?
Editor—If I don't get you a child after three insertions,
and I can keep it standing, I will put it in until
you do get a child, or until the matter runs out
for two dollars.
Lady—-Very well sir you may put it in.
Editor—Thanks, I hope to be successful in getting you a
child on the first insertion.
Lady—I hope so, but I am willing that you should keep
it standing for six months or until I get a child.
NOTE:— She got the child the first insertion—
MM*****
THE EGG
(Little blue hen to egg) "You, may be all the world to
some folks, but you sure are a pain in the ass to me."
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A FRENCH MENU
HOTEL SCREWEM
Mrs. Ida Fatt Asse
Bill of Fare
French Fashion with fingers in ass-hole ________.— 25
Common old fashion fuck_____________„________$2.00
Didling on edge of bed one foot on floor___.____ 2.00
Fucking between breasts with teats tight__________4.00
Blowing between Ass-hole, new style____________1.60 i
Back Scuttle ____ 49c With Juice_____________99
Dry Fuck________________________________________ 50
One Fuck, 10 minutes Soak _.___.____________._____2.70
One Female Suck-off, Stones on Mouth____._____1.50
Under Fucking woman on top with teats in your
face with extra woman play with your balls while
blowing up your ass-hole with a goose quill________14.00
Peeping at a Fucking Match with woman to
jack you off----------------------------------------__,-------------75
Tongue on Cunt or Prick only_____________________62
Having Prick Sucked while Sucking a Cunt_____6.00
Maid to tickle your prick hard, guaranteed________75
Ass-hole Fucking for men under 45 years__________1.00
French Cunt ticklers for maids__________________ 1.49
Teeth Cleaned and Polished with limber Prick__;___35
Common old cock_______:______________________. 1.25
18 year old pussy, been fucked twice_____________ 8.00
City Negro Cock, 15 years old___________________1.25
Country Negro Cock, tight, __1.75 Loose_____1.00
Just common Negro pussy, any kind, four bits and a drink
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THEY FOOLED HIM—7?
A girl living' out of town, having; a piano and getting
tired of playing the old tunes, asked her father to come
to town and buy her some new music, accordingly the
old gentleman dressed himself in a swallow'tail coat, plug
hat and red bandana handkerchief went to town and en^
tered a large music store. '
;
The lady clerks, thinking to have some fun, gathered
around him. Said he; "My daughter is tired of playing
old tunes,.and wants me to buy her some of the latest
',-music.V The forelady, winking at the others, said, I
will write down Maggie May, In the Cottage by the Sea.
: The 'Old. Arm. Chair; The Old Qken Bucket, Old Black
Joe, When the Cruel War is Over, Only a Pansy Blos^
som and Annie Rooney,
The old man looked at the list and thought, they think
they will have-some fun with me, so he took out a peiv
cil and wrote; Take Maggie May, put her in the Cottage
by the Sea, give her. a good Old Arm Chair to sit in and
The Old Oken Bucket to shit in, let Old Black Joe fuck
her till the Cruel War is Over, take the Pansey Blossoms
and stick them in your ass and leave. it wave, until the
band-plays-Annie Rooney.
; Good bye ladies, I\m off,
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THE OBLIGING WIFE
(War Veteran who had been wounded and had leg,pfF: at
knee, and had just married without telling the girl about
it, had gone to bed and felt that the time had come to
tell her and the following conversation took place.):
"Honey I have kept an awful secret from you, but I feel
that you will forgive me. Taking her hand he placed it
down upon the stub leg* which she felt of, running her
hand all over it from knee to hip, and then gave a sigh
and said: "Well John, dear, it is a pretty big one, but it
you will spit on it, - I'll try it."
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Excerps from Letters received by the War Risk
Insurance, Washington, D. C.
I ain't got n,o book lurnin and am riting for inflamation.
She is staying at a disappated house.
Just, a-line to let.you know that I am a widow and four
children.
Previous to .his departure we were married by a justice
of the Piece.
.He was inducted into the surface.
I have a four months old baby and he is my only support,
A lone woman and sparsely dependent.
. I was discharged from the Army as I have Appendicitis,
which I was sent home on.
I do not know that my :husband had a middle name, and
if he had I don't believe it is NONE. ■ .,
I need assistance to keep my mind enclosed.
Caring to my cindition which I haven't walk in three mo
from a broke leg :.whpse number is 97?.
Your relation to him? Ans. Just a mere Aunt and a few
Cousins.
Kind Sir or She.
I enclose lovingly, yours.
I am left with a child 7" months old and she is a baby
and .can't work. •
I received $6l;Q0, and I am certainly provoked tonight.
Your relation to him? Aris. I am still his beloved wife.
In service With the U. S. Armory.
,I received my ins. Polish and have moved my Post Office
I am his only wife and his only air. ;
You ask my allotment number. I have four boys and two
girls.
Please correct my name as J: could not and would not go
under a consumed name.
Date of birth? Ans. Not yet but soon.
Both S'des of our parents are old and poor.
Please send me a wife's form.
I have been in bed with one" doctor for thirteen years
and intend to try another.
Hello Mr. War Risk Insurance. How are you? I am well
and hope you are the same.
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Dear Mr. Wilson, I have already written to Mr. Head'
quarters .and received no reply. Now if I don't get
one from you I am going to write Uncle Sam.
I am a poor widow and all I have is in the front.
We have another war baby in our house, how much do
I get? ( about allotment.)
Money was kept for the elopment of money, which I
have never received.
My Bill has been put in charge of a spitton, will I get
any pay?
I am sitting in the YMCA writing with the piano playing
in my uniform, (from a boy's letter to his mother.)
I am pleating for a little more time to pay off my deths
war wrists Insurance.
To woom it may consume.
Please return marriage certificate baby hasn't eaten any
in three days.
Now Mrs. Wilson I need help bad, see if the President
can't help I need him here to see after me.
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A PRETTY ASPECT
(Preacher being shown the chickens by a member of his
church, and seeing an old setting hen with her tail feath'
ers out, remarked:) Look at that, isn't that a pretty look'
ing aspect?" In a few minutes another hen came by
and little Johnie said: "Looky there, Ma, is another old
hen with her ass pecked.1'
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LOVE
A nice warm room, a nice soft bed,
A big stiff prick, and a nice maidenhead.
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ONE MODEST—THE OTHER DUMB
A newly married couple were looking for a house in
the country, and after finding one that they decided was
suitable, were making their way home. The young wife
after reaching home happened to think they had not
noticed a Water'Closet on the place and decided to write
the owner about it.
Being very modest she hesitated to spell out the word
Water-Closet in her letter, so she referred to it as W. C.
The owner did not readily understand just what she meant
so after pondering a while, decided she meant Wesleyan
Church, and answered the letter as follows:
My dear Madam:
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter
and now take pleasure in informing you that the W. C.
is located about three miles from the house and is capable
of seating about 1260 persons. This is very unfortunate
indeed, if you are in the habit of going regularly; but no
doubt you will be interested to know that a great number
of people take their lunch with them and make a day of
it. Others who cannot spare the time go by auto and usw
ally arrive just in time, but generally are in too big a
hurry if the place is crowded.
The last time my wife and I went was six months ago
and we had to stand up all the time.
It may also interest you to know that it is planned to
hold a bazaar to raise funds for plush seats for the W. C.
as that is a long felt want. I might mention that it pains
me very much to be unable to go more frequently. It
surely is thru no lack of deside; but as we grow older it
seems more of an effort, particularly in cold weather..
Yours truly,
THE LANDLORD.
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; Prospectus of the ;
AROMATIC MUFFLED BEAN CO., Ltd.
Capital, #100,000.00
G. Howie Phartz, Pres. A. Low Rumble, V. Pres-
Will U. Smeile, Secy. A, Sweet O Dore, Treas-
Head Ofnces: ARSOLIA, CAL., U. S# A.
Ki-app'& Leavitt, Solicitors S. Tink dC Co., Auditors
Local Agent, A. Sole Wright, Krapp Bldg.
Phone 331 Phartz
• The Aromatic Bean Company, Limited, has been form'
ed to place upon th market an entirely new agricultural
product'and one which, in the opinion of unbiased experts
will be a boon- to the world.- - -
This product is known as the Noiseless Bean, and is the
result of crossing the common Payon Bean with the Cal-
ifornia Clam. .
Ever since the dawn of civilization the bean has been
esteemed, in all parts of the world, as one of the most
appetizing and nutritious of foods. ' Its use, however, es-
pecially among refined people, has been somewhat restrict-
ed owing to certain results which inveriably follow its
consumption at any time of the night or day.
The results are too well known to need recapitulation
here, it will suffice to say that they are apt to cause un-
pleasantness in any company the bean-eater happens to be
With the Noisless Bean, all the unpleasant aftermath,
so to speak, has been absolutely eliminated.. The bean
lover can eat the Noisless Bean with impunity. He ,can
run, jump, bend or dance and, get into society with pro-
per.security. Should the gas escape; the noise is always re-
strained. , : ' •■..-,.
Our official staff has also succeeded in scenting the
beans so that they will give forth any of the popular od-
ors: Violet, Old Rose,, New Mown Hay, Cornation. We
have also experimented with Jocky Club but discarded it
owing to the horsey smell.
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The Noiseless Bean will be a great thing for ladies at'
tending card parties,.receptions, etc. How often have you
seen ladies at such functions squirming in their chairs,
first on one cheek, then on the other, at last settling down
to a comfortable position, and then, What? An awful od'
or permeates the room. Every woman straightens up and
looks at her neighbor, and then moves slightly away from
the woman she wants to hand it to.
All this can be avoided by substituting the Noiseless
Bean for the common bean, Hostesses of all manner of
social functions may arrange in advance to avoM all clash'
inrr odors bv marking in the corner of each invitation card
"'Violet," "Old Rose," "New Mown Hay11 or ''Carnation."
The world-wide adoption of the Noiseless Bean will
soon be an acomplished fact. Nothing can stay its pro*
gress because it does away with all conflicting odors, a.*
voids all hard feelings and affords perfect relief all times.
Investors are invited to look over our extensive bean
gardens and perfuming works at Arsolia, Cal. In concuh
sion, we may say that experiments are now progressing in
the direction of the musical bean for the use on occasions
where conversation is flat and uninteresting. A method of
reproducing the octave has been discovered, but the half-
notes have not yet been located.
G. HOWTE PHARTZ,
President.
DAT POLE-CAT!
I'm hunt de bear, Fm hunt de rat
Sometimes Fm hunt de cat
Las week I'm take ma ax an go,
To hunt de skunk pole-cat
My fren Bill say hees got ver good fur,
Sometimes hees good to eat,
%6
So I tell ma wife, I get fur coat,
Same time get some meat,
I walk two, three, four miles,
I feel one awful smell,
Fra tink dat skunk gone die,
An fur coat gone to hell.
Bim'by I see de skunk,
Close up by one big tree,
I sneek up ver close behind,
I tink he no see me,
Bim'by I get up ver close,
I raise ma axe up high,
Dad got dam skunk, he up and spunk,
Trow someting in ma eye.
Sacre, Bly\ I tink I blin,
Jesu Cris' I can no see,
I run roun and roun and roun
Till I bump in got dam tree.
BinTby I drop de axe,
And lite out for the shack,
I tink about a millun skunk,
Hees clim upon ma back.
My wife she meet me at de door,
She seek on me de dog,
She say you no sleep here tonite,
Go sleep out wit de hog.
I try to get in hog pen,
Jesu Cris' now wat you tink
Dot got dam hog no stan for dat,
On account of awful stink.
So Fm no hunt de skunk no more,
To get hee's fur an meat,
For if hee\s piss, he smell so bad,
Jesu CnV what if he sheet? *
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A THRILLING NOVELETTE
The subject of this story is a lovely girl I once met
late at night in the precincts of the well known Hay
market, the recognized center of dissipation in London.
She so facinated me that I stopped in her company for
days, during which time I gathered from conversation
enough of the details of her previous history to put this
little narrative in the from of a novelette.
"My memory carries me back to the time when I was
about seven or eight years of age. I have always been par'
ticularly interested in matters of the private nature, whe'
ther relating to the human or brute creation. My father
was a country gentleman in Sussex, which if you are ac
quainted with that part of England,is rather remarkable
for the laxity of its morals—in fact girls there used to
consider themselves (and yet do)—for that matter, much
better off with the allowance they could get from the fa"
thers of four or five bastard children than if they were
married. With such surroundings you may be sure 1 never
had to go very far in search of such information.
How well do I remember one day asking my governess,
a prim old'maidish female, on the wrong side of thirty,
why the. flies were so spiteful, jumping on each others
backs and biting them behind, etc. to which she replied,
"Its only their play, my dear." But I could see that she
was silghtly non'pulsed, so I rattled on, "Can you tell me,
Miss Goode, what Papa carries in his trousers pocket?
He always has a soft lump of something and says it is his
keys, but I know better.'" Don't tallc such nonsence, Kate
but go on with your lessons," she said.Not much did I
get out of her and one day she took me from the tea
table, because as Jennie was handing round the toast, 1
exclaimed, "Papa, did you ever feel of Jennie's teatties,
they are just like new bread.,r
My greatest treat was to sleep with Jennie when Miss
Goode was gone for the holidays. How we used to cud'
die and how I would nestle my head between her two
soft bosoms, which I thought the most lovable spot a'
bout her, but she never permitted any further liberties.
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Whenever we had any visitors about my age, whether
boys or girls, I used to get them, in an empty room or
some secluded spot out of doors, and generally found
them ready to enter into any kind of rude play.
One precocious boy about eleven, a cousin of mine,
called Cecil, always wanted to see how little cracks were
growing, and would kiss it most lovingly, thrusting his
tongue into it as far as it would go, creating a most de-
lightful tickling sensation, while I used to return his at-
tention by caressing his swelling pintle and kissing the
ruby head as I drew back the foreskin.
Things went on much in the same way until I was over
twelve years af age. My old favorite Jennie had gotten
married and in her place we had a girl of about seventeen
very pretty, with rosy cheeks, straight nose and large blue
eyes, a lovely white skin and red hair, a color which you
know is always,supposed to indicate an excessive tendency
to veneral pleasure. I had her for a bed fellow very often
and soon found that she had not the slightest objection
to joining me in any kind of freedom. In fact I so tick'
led the little button at the entrance to her love grotto
that she hugged me convulsively to her bosom and went
off in a curious kind of fainting fit, in which her thighs
twitched spasmodically together, and I felt my fingers be
dewed with a warm, creamy kind of moisture. "Oh, Kate
you darling, what pleasure you have given me,'vshe would
say, "Let me give you the same pleasure you have given
me" she sighed as she came to herself. You, may be sure
that I was not loath and the dear little girl by her scin-
tilliations soon brought me to the blissful overthrow of
that creamy blossom, so well known to all who practice
the art of love. This may be said to be when I lost my
virginity, altrough my hymen was as yet unbroken.
My father had bought me a handsome little carnage
and I would go for a ride with him, but sometimes I had
to go accompanied by William, the groom, who was a
young fellow of about two and twenty. After a while I
fancied there was a perculiar significance in the looks that
Lura and William exchanged with each other, and de'
termined to unravel the mystery,especially as she did not
take me into her confidence, as she did in most things.
So one day, having dismounted at the stable door, I told
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William that I would send Laura with a jug of beer, as
it was so warm he might be thirsty. Then entering the
house I dispached my red-haired maid with the foaming
malt and slyly followed to see tfi€ result. She entered the
stable and closed the door behind her, but as there hap'
pened to be a ventilator I could easily see thru it, all that
was going on inside. "Now I've got you, .my darling," I
heard him say before I had time to look thru the venti*
lator. "The door is bolted from the inside and you won't
be missed for half an hour at least,11 he said. "Well, drink
your beer, my pec, while I unbutton your breeches and
see how he is," said Laura. Perhaps you have had Miss
Kate while you were out. I don't think she would mind
if you were to try it, for she is a dead hot little thing,11
said Laura. "But William, don't let me catch you, that is
all.11 "She is not any hotter than you are,11 he said,, "as
you are always ready and looking for a chance. The
govenor is a nice looking old gent and I saw him. scratch'
ing his head the other day when you were putting on his
slippers for him after a ride, so you see I have had my
eyes open as well as you,11 said William. By this time she
was busy getting out his John Thomas and quickly had it
standing out straight before her nose as she knelt in front
of it. What a beauty it was. The shaft was so white and
the red head had a most extraordinary fascination for me
as she drew back the foreskin and took it right into her
mouth, seemingly to enjoy the luscious suck she gave it
for about half a minute. Then holding it in her hands
she looked up at his face and said, "I wouldn't kiss it so
William, only I couldn't tell by his looking so nice and
wh'te as I uncovered his head that he had not been in a
girl for the last three hours at least. An old weman let
me into the secret. The lips of a girl's pussy or the head
of a John Thomas always look red and excited for three
hours after fun, so be careful or I will find you out."
Putting down the beer he drew her to a comfortable
heap of hay. It was a three-stali stable and the first one
to the door was empty and had a good light from two
windows high up in the wall where no one would be ex-
pected to climb to. "I would like to know how many girls
you have had in this corner,"said Laura, as she drew him
up on her and opened her legs as she pulled up her dress,
"Well," he said, "Jennie was the last and best until you
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came and you beat them all. I have been with the gov-
ernor for six years and have had every cook and house-
maid that has come to the place. They all used to say
that the master was after them and I think that he had
them too," he said.
Now I had my first sight of loving to encounter. Such
a beautiful sight is was. Such a lovely belly, ornamented
on the mount by a delicate grove of soft silky-looking
auburn hair, more of a golden tint than that on her head.
Then I could see just a glimpse of the two pouting, half
open rubycolored lips which plainly indicated the en-
trance to her pussy, and I could see her directing his man-
ly shaft to the aperture of veneral bliss. He was quite as
ready for the fray and she dividing those glistening lips
with her fingers the head of his prick passed in and meet-
ing his thrust with a heave of her bottom, it was engulf-
ed to the utmost of its lenght. Then throwing her arms
around his neck and her beautiful legs over his bottom,
she squirmed and plunged under his exciting thrusts till I
thot she was going to expire from excess of pleasure,
which in fact she did in a few minutes, but only to revive
again and urge him to ride her as furiously as possible.
In less than five minutes she died away again and he
seemed to come at the same time. They both lay togeth-
er anyhow '*n a sort of listless stupor for a short time,
during which I had a delightful view of the conjunction
of their secret parts, which had given them so much plea-
sure. What I had seen put me in such a state of feverish
excitement that I had to rush to the privacy of my apart-
ments and by manual titulations procure some relief for
my pent up feelings.
It was some little time before Laura returned from the
stable and having cooled down-a little, I resolved to keep
what I had seen to myself and always have my eyes open
for any chance of enjoyment that might offer. The next
day William accompanied me for a ride and as we were
going thru a very shady and retired road with thick woods
on either side, I suddenly called to him to help me dis-
mount as I felt faint, and asked him if he could find a
drink of water somewhere. "No Miss Kate," he replied.
but here is some weak brandy which master always car-
ried in case of necessity and if you do not mind tasting
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it, it will revive you at once." I took a sip, then told him
I must sit down somewhere for a minute. "Look here," I
said, "there is a wide gap in the fence, lead the horses
into the woods out of sight, for it would look so foolish
for anyone to see us stopping here in the road.'1 We were
soon more than a hundred yards from the road and free
from observation, then sinking on the turf at the foot of
a convenient tree, I said,"oh I feel so bad, I know I shall
faint, give me some more of that brandy and rub my
hands, William," as I dropped backward in an apparent
faint. "My God, she's gone off dead, what a chance if I
only dared," he said "Shemust have a beautiful little pus'
sy and I mean to have a look at it if nothing more." Mut-
tering this to himself he went down on his knee and gent'
ly laying my legs apart, raised my dress and I could feel
his hands opening the slit in my drawers and moving the
obstructive chemise which covered the object of his de'
sire. His hands seemed all atremble and as they touched
the electrical spot, what a thrill it sent through my whole
frame.
His fingers seemed almost afraid to touch me, but I
heard him say to himself, "I must kiss it if I am hung for
it' what a beautiful slit and how it quivers at the touch
of my fingers.,' Then his warm mouth touched the love
spot and I felt a delicious sensation of pleasure as his ton'
gue parted the lips of my Vagina and reveled around
my Clitoris. I felt certain that he was playing with him'
self at the same time and I couid no longer resist the tem-
ptation to take him at a disadvantage by suddenly wak'
ing up. My eyes opened, but he was too busily occupied
lower down to notice it and I could now preceive that
his head was burried between my thighs, while the de-
licious strange feeling was going on where his tongue was
employed. The turf sloped away from my quivering ass
and as he was laying away from me, partly on his side,
his breeches were open and that fine prick which I had
seen used so effectively upon Miss Laura in the stable,
was protruding, flrery red, red-headed and as big as my
wrist, while one hand was gently rubbing it up and down,
pulling the skin back with each backward stroke more
energetically than ever, while his hand quickened its rub-
bing motion and I noticed a jerking movement of his ass
when a lot of thick whitish fluid spurted to the grass
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from his agitated prick. "Where am I? My God, William
what are you doing to me," I caid, trying to push his;
head away from my person. Til tell Papa, you nasty fel-
low, how dare you expose me so?" "Ill have something.
for it then,'1 he muttered fiercly, as his hands clasped me
around the waist" I cried, struggling to get from under
him, but one of his hands stopped my mouth and I found
myself quite powerless against h:s immense strength and.
somehow my legs never seconded my virtuous efforts by
closing against his approach, and I at once felt his ho'c
headed engine trying to force an entrance. The effects of
its fir;;!: touch made me long for the marvelous insertion
which had given Laura so much pleasure, that although
I made semblance of sistance, my efforts aided rather
than hindered the intentions of my ravisher, who soon
broke through all the natural obstacles and burried his
prick into my cunt up to his balls. The pain, was in'
tense, but he lay heavily upon my belly and kept still for
a moment or so, seemingly enjoying the sense of posses'
sion. "Now, you little devil," he said, "see if I can't
make you like it and then perhaps you'll tell your papa
how nice it was.11 I heard him say. Withdrawing a little
he commenced to gently work up and down and then pre'
seiitly I felt quite a warm flow of soothing essence spurt
to the furthermost extremity of my womb, which so ex'
cited me that I surrendered at once, exclaiming as I did
so, "Let me kiss you, William, you darling, what Heaven'
ly bliss.11 Then I really fainted from excess of emotion
as I felt my self giving down a responsive emission of love
juice.
After this by taking Laura's place in the stable I often
cheated that worthy young lady of her just rights, until
one day she found out my Armour with William and
threatened revenge. I, at once resolved to run away from
home, before she could let my father know, as he hap'
pened to be away from home at the time. So without
waiting, for his return, I packed a small trunk and took
all the money I could find in the bureau, about thirty
pounds, and what jewelry I could find, got William to see
me to the nearest railway station, he promising to write
to me as I was only going to my Aunt's. I managed to
arrive in London late that night. As I neared the great
city my thoughts ranged naturally as to how I should find
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a place to stay. I had made up my mind to call a cab'
man and have him drive me to a moderatcpriced, but
respectable hotel.
We arrived at Hern Hill Station and several passeng'
gers getting out I found myself alone with a very hand'
some young man about twenty years of age, well dressed
and wearing a fine brilliant ring on his finger. Somehow
he seemed to take an interest in me all at once and made
such good use of the short time before our arrival at the
Victoria Station that he persuaded me to allow him to
see me to the house of a lady friend of his, living in
Pillico, whom he assured me would let me live with her
until I could find a place of my own. A very few min'
utes took us to the home of Mrs. Busch, who was the
wife of a friend of his. We were ushered into the par'
lor. "Why, Albert, who is this young lady you have
brought with you/' asked Mrs. Busch, as she arose from
an elegant couch on which she had been seated beside a'
nother fine looking gentleman. "If she is only right,
Walter and I will be only too glad to have her company,11
Mrs. Busch said. "Frank Martin and Estelle are coming
presently for one of our jolly suppers.11 My new friend
assured her that he had found a real gem of the first wat'
er. "Allow me to introduce Miss Kate Hancock, who has
told me that she has run away from home for fear her
father might learn of some o^ her little lov affairs. So
Mjy Dear, I persuaded her to come and stay a day or two
with you, and no doubt if she is fond of love, we may be
able to improve her ideas somewhat.11 he said.
After supper we are joined by Estelle and Frank and ev
erything was so nice. There were three nice young girls
and gentlemen who were in the party and there was plen'
ty of champagne which soon loosened our tongues until
jest and free voluptuous badinage became the order of the
night. Then presently as we arose from the table, heated
by the wine, and our eyes and cheeks showing too plain'
ly the wrath of our desires, each gentlefan carried his
partner to a cOuch and commenced the game of love.
The sight of the two other couples as they kissed and ton'
gued, their hands reveling in every species of freedom
with each other, till the ladies skirts were raised and their
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lovers sprang upon them, charging their pussies with
firery, erect pricks and the actual engagement — "A la
cock, and hen,1' so affected me that Albert soon effected
his purpose and giving himself up to the impulse, which
I could not resist, I received his manly attentions with all
the abandon of my libidinous nature. We reveled in all
the delivious sensations of enjoyment, till the flood gates
were opened and I received such an emission of the elixer
and responded so copiously that we both sank into the
delightful state of lethargis obliviion from which lovers
awake only to iind how fleeting are greatest joys of life.
Presently it was agreed that we all strip naked, then the
gentlemen were blindfolded, and we had a glorious game
of blind man's bluff and which ever one caught a lady
had her once on a couch, but sometimes they managed
to catch each otehr, and feeling of each other's prick,
would have a gentle fuck, then part in search of a proper
victim. At last the gentlemen were used up, as they had.
each of them had.us a number of times.
"Now drink our health in true Pillico fashion," said
Mrs. Busch, then, draw lots for bedfellows and retire, as
we all must be up in time to see the boat race tomorrow,
or I should say this afternoon." Our hostess set the ex-
ample, uncorking a bottle of fizz, she poured it out over
her breast when each gentleman in turn caught it in his
mouth as the sparkling fluid ran off the. hair of her pussy.
my turn was last. I am at a loss to describe the extraor-
dinary and delightful feeling which thrilled through my
frame as the champagne ran down between my breasts and
over my belly as the warm mouths of my gallants in turn,
sucked and swallowed every drop from the hair of my
pussy. Frank Martin, who was to sleep with me, was the
last and how he lingered on his knees and his long tongue
reveled between the lips of my still-loving pussy, and
when we got to bed he made me take his limp prick in
my mouth till I soon had it in a glorious state of erection,
then mounting him I rede a splendid course till the cling-
ing lips of my bounding pussy had sucked the last drop
from the dear fellow, and he fairly sighed with exhaus-
tion when at last I gave down my final tribute of love
and lay motionless on his bosom, where I slept until
the servant called us to breakfast.
CONCLUSION
9?
THE FIRST NIGHT
Told by A BRIDE
IN A LETTER TO HER BEST FRIEND
Dear Babes:
You and I have often wondered just what happens
when a girl sleeps with a man the first time. We have
been told by old busy bodies that the first night of mar-
riage was a terrible experience for an innocent girl. Re
member how old Mrs; Van Alson come to me when my •
engagement was announced and told me how sorry she
was for me. Among other things that I recall, she said
that I would not be able to walk for a week after the first
night that I was -married, that Joe would tear my clothes
off, strip me naked and half kill me, well that was all
bunk. My Joe is as good a man as any you can judge for
your self by what follows but he is no brute such as that
old liar made out all men are, and I doubt if any man is,
of course there may be exceptions to the rule, but I be
iieve that the average man is as gentle and loving to the
woman that he loves on the first night as he is at any
i time during the engagement, well any way here is what
happened to us the first night.
Joe had rented a cottage as Granca Lake for our honey-
moon and as soon as the ceremony was over we slipped
away in his car and after a three hour drive we arrived
at the cottage. Joe behaved beautifully to me on the way
up he did not try to break any speed laws but drove along
slowly with one arm around me all the way. He talked
to me about how happy we would be, he told me how
much he loved me and kissed me when ever we struck a
good place in the road. And in general behaved more
like a sweetheart than ever. By the time we reached
Granco Lake I was thrilled all over and it seemed that
nothing the world could make me as happy as I was at
that time.
The cottage was off to its self at least a quarter of a
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mile from any other house and as far away from any in-
quisitive eyes or ears. We went in and closed the door.
Joe took me in his arms and held me tightly to him not
saying a word for at least two minutes just holding me
tightly and looking at me out of eyes that had the HUN-
GRIEST look in them. It was like he had never realily
seen me before, and was giong to eat me up with his eyes.
Presently he lowered his head and kissed my neck just
where the hair curls up behind my ears and murmured,
"OH DARLING GIRL, how I love you and want you!"
Babbs that kiss and those words thrilled me as nothing
had ever before done. I wanted to cry, or laugh, or
scream, I didn't know which. My knees got weak, my
head began to swim and I think I must have fainted be-
cause the next thing I knew I was being held in his arms
in a chair and he was kssing me wildly and begging me
to open my eyes. He was saying "Dear Darling, I did
not mean to frighten you, your Joe won't harm you." I
opened my eyes and looked up at him, he was really
frightened. I could not talk to him just yet, but I put my
arms around his neck and burried my face on his shoulder
In a minute or two I had recovered my s,elf control and
I told him, "Joe, Darling, I am not afraid of you, I just
love you so much I can't stand it, it hurts me some how
but its a hurt that I love." He tightened his arms a-
round me until I thought something would break, and
he began talking to me. He said, "Sweetheart, that is
your womanhood yearning for my manhood, its natures
way of making you willing to surrender yourself fully to
me and unreservedly, tonight sweetheart things will hap-
pen I hope you will not fully understand maybe you will
be shocked at some of them and think that they are
wrong but darling there is nothing to be afraid of in re-
lation of a man and his wife they are as natural as breath-
ing and if they were not they would not be so. Just trust
me and act as you feel like acting." I answered, "Joe
you are my husband and I am your wife, I am not ignor-
ant of course but I an innocent what I may know is what
has been told to me and I want you to show me and tell
me. ' Joe said, "You darling that is the wav to be lets
go to our room and start the first lesson." Picking me
up in his arms he carried me to our room and stood me
in front of him. "Now," he said, "you must let me get
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a lesson in undressing you" and started unbuttoning my
blouse. He slowly drew this off and a little gasp escaped
him as he saw me in my brassiere. Quickly he loosed my
skirt and iet it fall. I confess as I stood there in my teddy
and stockings I blushed but I did not want him to stop
or leave me. He now threw off his shirt and loosened
his trousers kicking off his shoes he slipped his trousers
off and stood before me in his B. V. D/s and socks. Now ^
Babbs, you and I would have been mortified to death if
we had seen a man that way, but that never occured to
me at all ths was my man and what was his was mine and
what was mine was his and what I saw at that moment
only gave me a feeling of pride. Quickly Joe stepped to
me and pulled the shoulder straps of my teddies loose
letting them drop to the floor and there I was with noth'
ing on but my stockings, Joe shut his eyes tight and said
you are too beautiful to look at, I can't stand it but he
changed his mind again and opened them again. With
a quck jerk he pulled off his B. V. D.Y'and he and I
were naked and unashamed. Yes, Babbs unashamed. It
seemed perfectly all right. Now Babbs, I have tried to
make this letter nice but to tell you from here on I have
to use some words that may not sound so nice but well
to be frank you cannot call a pecker a penus or a pussy a
vagina and make them sound like what they are so here
goes and if you blush you will have to blush.
Joe"1 pecker was standing straight up and it looked to
me like it was a foot long and six inches through below
it and close was his balls they were big and round. Joe
pulled off his socks and then pulled off my stockings and
drew me over to the bed. He laid down and pulled me
down close up to him. Babbs talk about thrills the feeh
ing of his flesh on mine from neck down to mv feet the
feeling of his pecker against my stomach hard and hot
and throbbing that is a thrill that is a thrill. Joe groaned
what's the matter. I said nothing Joe except that I can't
stand it and he started kissing me. He kissed my neck
he kissed my breast each one separately with a lingerng
kiss that wound up with a little licking bite on the nipple
that made me feel like I was drifting away he kissed my
stomach, he kissed right down my legs then he turned me
over and kissed from the bottom of my feet right up to
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my buttox and up my spine to the nap of ray neck and
every now and then his pecker would come in contact
with me and when it did I could feel it throbbing. Joe
was making litlle noise sorta like a pup whinning and
when he got to ray neck he laid down on my back and
his pecker resting between my buttox. Joe groaned and
said darling girl I have dreamed of-, this for months but I
never knew it could be so good and the best is yet to
come. I wish I could describe to you the sensation I was
having while this was going on but they are indcscrible.
I was in. a hasc. Everything was rosy looking and I was
enjoying myself in a way I could not understand. My
pussy felt hot, tight and racist and every now and then
there would be a little gush of something warm down
there. Joe turned me on my side and pulled one leg over
h'm and put his hand on my pussy gently he rubbed it,
squeezed its lips together and letting his fingers slip thru
the hair down there squeezed the lips apart and laid one
in the slot and slowly moved it back and forth. This gave
me the most delicious sensation and I moved myself a
little so his finger would go farther in that was what I
seemed to want. Gently Joe pushed it in -about an inch
when it came to something that hurt a little. "Oh" I said
and Joe said "Steady, now sweetheart, that is your maid'
enhead and it hurts a little but that will scon be over" As
he said well when he pushed his finger past that place
the pain was kinda bad but it was a pain that felt good
while it hurt. Joe ruptured my maidenhead with his fin-
ger, and told me that it hurt less that way than if he tried
to do it first without. The pain was practically gone now
and I moved back and forward on his finger so as to
make it slip in and out. This gave me the most delicious
pleasure that seem to increase as the friction increased
down there. Before I really realised what I was doing I
found myself moving my pussy back and forth and kindly
grasping as I did so, thats right said Joe keep it up a little
and soon your little love nest will be lubricated for me
to try to put my pecker in there. It's too big and any
way if it is any better than this J could not stand it. Joe
laughed and hugged me closer. It will go all right after
a while he said then he pulled me a little higher on him
until the head of his pecker was throbbing right against
my pussy. It felt awful hard and hot the throbbing now
became almost a jerk. Joe pushed against the entrance
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a little and the head slowly slipped in spreading the lips
apart and giving me a perfectly heavenly feeling. Joe's
lips were biting mine and his tongue was licking out and
I put my tongue and touched his. God. I can't stand it
burst from Joe and his buttox quivered with a long hard
push his pecker went in about two inches more and sud-
denly Joe started jerking back and forth his face was hid
and drops of presperation stood out on his forehead for
a moment I was bewildered at what was happening. The
sensation of that hard hot thing being rapidly pushed in
and out of me took my breath away. Then a feeling
rushed over me that was what I wanted more than any
thing else was to get all that pecker in me, I wanted to
feel it touch the bottom. I wanted to kiss Joe and I did
and at the same time I moved my buttox up to meet joe
and it went all the way. Oh, Joe cried and pushed it up
in me with all his might. Something snapped and I
could feel myself being deluged with a hot wet stream of
something that was coming out of Joe's pecker in jerks
doubling up Joe got one of my breasts between his lips
and started slipping his tongue around the nipple with a
fast circular motion. Oh, Babbs, that joy the emotion :
that grasped me at that moment I didn't know it then
but I was having my first good come. My pussy seemed
to relax for a moment then it tightened up on Joe's peck'
er and a steady stream of something hot begun to flow
from me. My toes curled up and I wrapped my legs a-
round Joe and my tongue and his seemed to wrap around
one another and all the whiL my buttox and his seemed
to be moving in sort of a grinding motion that seemed
to make his pecker touch every excited nerve down there
I wanted Joe to s-op but I would have killed him if he
had. Slowly the delicious climax ebbed away, relapsed to
a throb each throb an agony of delight to at last it stop*
ped and Joe and I was lying in each others arms exhaust'
ed. I felt that all I waited to do was to snuggle up in
Joe's arms and sleep. Toe was all in tco. I had no sensa-
tion in my pussy now at all but I could still feel Joe's
pecker in there but it was not hard. It seemed to have
softened r;ow and while still big was not throbbing. We
lay there for about five minutes I guess and then Toe slow-
ly drew it out and stood up. His pecker was hanging
half down and his balls instead of being up close were
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' hanging way down. Joe stooped and kissed me and said
darling I love you more than ever now he said. You are
sure enough flesh and blood woman and we will have
lots more good times together. He got a basin of water
and drew me to the side of the bed and bathed my pussy
till it was nice and clean and then he leaned over and
kissed it after washing himself. Joe came to bed with me
and we started to loving each other. He kissed me and
rubbed my pussy and took my hand and made me hold
his pecker. Joe said you kissed mine now I want to kiss
yours. That's my girl he said. So I slipped down in bed
and kissed his darling old pecker right*on its head and
lay there looking at it. I took, it in my hand again and
squeezer it and moved the skin back and forth on it, it
quivered in my grasp and began to get hard again, by
this time the sensation was beginning to return to my pus-
sy-wussy again and I realized that I wanted some more.
Joe, I said, I want it. Kiss it once more said Joe and I
think you can have it, so I leaned over and gave it a long
kiss and let my tongue run around its head with a licking
motion. Gee, you never saw anything jump like it did in
half a second it was hard and throbbing again, and a
moment later Joe had it burried in my quivering love nest
and was furiously moving it in and out with a fast motion
that I was responding too with all my might, flesh and
blood could not stand that any longer and soon my palpi'
tation nerves gave away and Joe and I went off together
again. Babbs darling get married, you don't really live
until you find out for yourself what married life is I will
tell you more when I see you but I must stop now as Joe
is coming up the path after a weeks absence and I know
that he is going to _want something right away and I'm
dying to give it to him.
Bye
Bye
Friend Bess.
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I/OVE ON THE DELAWARE
The other eve I stole away
To meet ray true Jove on the -Delaware
hay
I met him and we took a walk
And as we walked both hand in liand
Each footprint in the sand
He turned and said, "Do you £are
If I kiss you on the Delaware?"
He said he loved me, and if I must
A sweet kiss to hum entrust
His arm around me threw
And closely to his bosom drew
I turned and said, "I don't care"
So he kissed me on the Delaware
As we on the beach together sat
To have a little chit'a'chat
And soon to bug me he began
And in my bosom put his hand
J couldn't resist I do declare
'So he felt my titles on the Delaware.
And in a moment I saw his -drift
And soon he was beneath my shift
Then kisses sweet and nature warm
With promise fair to do no harm .
The temptation was so great, to my sufv
-surprise , v
He put his hands between my thighs
To keep my secret he did declare
So he felt my cunt on the Delaware.
He took my hand and oh, what a shock
And he placed it on his long slick cock
I felt its stiffness and its length
Which seemed to give it still more
strength.
And just below it swung its tags
A long and noble, pair of bags
As you will find anywhere
Hung beneath his legs on the Delaware.
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He puHed it out and at me shook ft
Then I-concluded I must take it "
I feared it, though I thought it best
As I had the chance to try its test
He fayed me down and th->n he tried
To» get his legs between my thighs
It nestled its head among the hairs:
That encircled my cunt on the. Delaware,
I opened my legs for 2 did love it
And gave him a chance f artjfoer up to
shove it
As every nerve in me was driven
I prayed for him more power to he gjvesa
My cunt felt so good and above it
Felt so nice as home he shoved it
And soon he had not an inch to spare
For I took it all m cm the Delaware.
He shoved it up both firm and stroog
You could not tell to whom the bags be-
longed
And as his prick in me was driven
I forgot earth an dthought of Heaven
How good it felt when he began
To work it quickly out and m
1 couldn't resist I do declare
Of fucking on the Delaware.
He began to blow and grunt
And off it went right in my cunt
He kissed it sweet and how he sent it
Oh, delicious we both thought it
It felt so good I could not stop
Until he spent the last sweet drop
We both had all that we could bear
Of fucking on the Delaware.
In an hour or two I began to feel
That an inch or two I would like to steal
I turned and saw that its head
Was hanging down as if it was entirely
dead
That prick that was so stiff and strong
Was dead and not two inches long
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I nestled down in deep despair
Of its rising again on the Delaware.
Then I said "Dear let us go
As we are late and it is dark you know"
He buttoned up and J took his hand
But I found his prick was on a stand
I forgot my resolve and Back I layed
And in my towels 3iis prick he played
I have often wondered how a prick so
blunt
Can run so lazy into a lady's cunt
I found it lasy, I thought it fair
So I fucked it home on the Delaware,
And now dear reader let rne say
There is not a lady who wouldn't play
With a long slick prick if she had the
chance
To have it stuck in her she would fairly
dance
I loved it first, I tried it twice
Some say it naughty, some say its nice
They all say its dangerous, what do I
care
For I've never been knocked'up on the
Delaware.
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PETER'S DOWNFALL
At the close o£ our existence,.
When we've climbed life's golden stairs;
When the chilly winds of autumn
Rudely toss pur silv'ry hair,
When we feel our manhood ebbingr
When we've up to life's, last ditch,
When we find our faithful "JIM-DOG"*
Soundly sleeping at the switch.
Gosh! Almighty! Ain't it awful?
Don't it make us deathly sick
When the painful, fact confronts us
That we have a lifeless prick?
Oh, my. poor old loyal "KING-PIN"
How my heart goes out to you;
Oh, how foudly I remember,
All the stunts you used to- do.
How you charmed the maids and matrons
And fche dashing widows, too;
How you had the whole push begging
For a little taste of you,
Do you think I have forgotten
How when each girl you tried,
J could never make you leave her
Until she cried, kTm satisfied."*
Oh, its sad for me to know,
When I take you on the street
That you never more will wrestle
With the pussies that you meet!
That you never again will bristle
: On a wet and rainy day
''When some woman shows her lingerie
In that very graceful way.
Think you that I'd now desert you,
Just because you're growing dead
And because, when I command you,
You cannot raise your head?
"No, indeed! My noble comrade;
Naught can rob you of your fame;
Henceforth, you are my pisser,
Loved and honored just the same.
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MARIONS COUSIN TOM
Boston, Mass.,
May 8, 1918
Dear Clara:
hi my last letter I spoke to you about my cousin Tom,
\vhu haj been in France lor the past 4 years attending
LLiiooi. And that he was coming home soon, and how
cravy 1 was to see him, I have heard so much about him.
V/cii he arrived last month. A,x\ believe ine 1 am struck
o.i him. He is 22, and is awiul stalwart, ai.d handsome,
a-.d has such a line form, and beautiful complexion. I
just worship.
lie has all the French habits, I will tell you all about
the in.fe times and now and agreeable pleasures 1 have ex-
p^i.e.ccd with his assistance snxe his arrival.
We are the first of his relatives that he has visned since
li.t> a, a. a:, and i can tell )ou tha. we appreciate it, and
if mama a^d I have anything to say in regard to his
leading, he will stay for some a me.
Of course you know what a piclty woman mama is,
a d aliho she is ?;7, she scarcely L.JLs ,o be 25. Ai.d she
Las became beautiful sii.ee you saw her, for she was aw'
fui ill at that time. But now she is just as p.ump as she
can be, and her complexion is jus- like a rose. And she
has the finest breast 1 ever saw on a woraa.i.
When Tom came we were living in Boston. But aPer
he was with us a week, we came up here to stay. The
c^Lti^e we are iivhig hi was given to mama by an admirer
cf hers, and has ten rooms, and it is beautifully lun.ishcd.
Mama, gets $600 every three months from Papa's estate,
aid we live very comfortable. It is very lonesome here
as our nearest neighbor lives nearly two miles away.
The first day we were here, Tom and me went out for
a walk and returned about 2:30 in the afternoon, and we
found Mama asleep. So not wishing to disturb her we
wenc out and cat in a hammock which was slung under a
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large grap harbor, which is just as cool and shady as can
be.
We started fooling and playing, and all of a sudden
I felt something give way about my clothes, and as I
stood up to see what it was, my drawers 'fell down around
my ankles. Tom was kind enough not to make fun of it.
I picked them up and was goiig in the house to put them
on again when I thought of mama asleep. So I just roll'
ed them up and put them over in a corner and sit down
in the hammock again.
We started fooling and teasing again, and I proceeded
to forget all about my drawers for awhile. I had on
some very pretty stockings that day and Tom seemed to
take notice of them for the first time, and wanted to
know how high they went, I told him in a joke that it
was for me to know and him to find out. I never thought
that he would call my bluff. But he did and started run-
ning his hand up under my clothing. I did not mind
very muchvery much, for I knew he could not harm me,
and besides, I loved him very much, and would let him
do anything he wished to do. He pulled me down be
side him, and gave me a sweet kiss, and put his hand up
a little farther. It felt awful good to have his hand on
my bare skin, He kept his hand there for a minute as we
were kisisng each other. Presently he ran his tongue in
my mouth and it nearly drove me wild, with a feeling
that at times I did not understand. And at that instant
his hand ran up close between my thighs and put the
ends of his fingers on that little muscle just at the top of
my Hot Bed. Oh, But I cannot explain how good it felt,
I nearly fell out of the hammock. All I could say was:
Oh, Oh, Tommy, and squirm my rump. He tried to
run his finger in my little pee hole, but the hole was too
small.
But he kept his hand on it and kept it moving up and
down, until I thought I would go into spasms. He told
me to work my rump up and down, and it felt much bet'
ter. So I did and I cannot explain the exquisite pleasure
I experienced at that moment. He told me that I had
went off; and I told him to do it some more for I thot
it was awfully nice. We lay there for a moment, and
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finally lie asked me if I had ever been screwed, I told him
that I did not know what that meant; and he told me
that when a man puts his prick into a woman, that was
called screwing, I asked him what a prick was, and he
told me to put my hand inside his pants and I would
find out. So I unbuttoned his pants and put my hand
inside, and I felt a long piece of smooth flesh. It was
awful nice and smooth and seemed to be swelled, and I
felt it throb like a person's pulse, and it had a funny
shaped head on it. This was the first time that I ever
knew there was any difference in a man and a woman,
and I was very much surprised. He finally asked me if
he could screw me, and I told him that he could. But I
did not think that he could stick that big roll of hard
meat in me; So he rolls over on top of me, but on account
of the hammock bending in the middle he could not work
it. And just at that moment I had become so passionate
I had spent again, and the head of his roll was as red
as it could be and stood out straight as a stick. Just then
mama cabled me, and I got up and hastened in the house.
Several times after that I let him jerk me off, as he call'
ed it, and I enjoyed it more and more.
One morning he was up stairs helping me make the
beds, and we began teasing each other again, and he lay
ed me on the bed, and pulled my clothes away up under
my arms, and pulled my drawers down to my ankles and
began playing with that little spot again until I thought
I would die of pleasure. He tnen leaned and kissed me
on my bare stomach, and run his tongue all over my nak'
ed abdomen finally putting the end of his tongue on that
Ht';le muscle. Oh, I thought I would go wild; he kept
his tongue working around my little mound until I had
spent three times, and apparently he liked it as much as
I did.
He tried several times to screw me but I had heard
that in that way girls got babies and I did not care about
getting in trouble like that, so I would not let him do it.
I told him that he could put his tongue down there as
much as he wanted to but that did not" satisfy him, and
I couldn't understand for a long time why it did not for
it certainly made me feel awful good .
Mama and I always sleep together; and one night she
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drank.quite a lot of wine for supper and. they began cut'
ting up something terrible; after a short while mama told
me, that I had better go to bed. So I went up stairs and
undressed and went to bed, but as I had drunk quite a
bit of wine, I could,not go to sleep. About ten minutes
later mama came up stairs, and she had drank so much
that Tom had to assist her. She sat down on the bed and
asked Tom if he would please remove her shoes and
stockings. I pretended to be asleep. Tom took off a shoe
and stocking, and as he was pulling the stocking over
her knee he leaned over, and kissed her on the knee.
She told him to stop his foolishness, but he only laughed
and did it again. When he had taken off the other one
he reached up under mama's clothes and began playing
with the hairs on her pussy. She told him to stop or he
would have to leave her at once. He only laughed and
asked her if she didn't want him to help her undress.
She loosened all her clothes and stood up, and as she did
they all fell off, and left her as naked as the day she was
born. Then she realised what she was doing, ancj| bade
him to leave the room immediately. But instead he lay
ed her down on the bed and he stood on the floor with
his legs between hers and started kissing her in the mouth.
I could see that she was getting too hot to control herself.
But all this time they thought I was sleeping and I d'd
not let them get wise to me. He kissed her on the mouth
a few times and then began kissing her on the breast,
and took one of her nipples in his mouth and bit it
gently; Then he kissed her on the stomach and on the
breast again. Then he got down on his knees and spread'
ing her thighs apart he kissed her right on the pussy, and
ran his tongue as far in it as he could. She couldn't
stand it any longer and she told him if he didn't stop
she would go crazy. I was in the same room, but they ^
screwed pretty near all night. And finally I let them
know that I had seen the entire performance. So mama
told me if'I wouldn't say anything that I could sometime
do it with Tom. In the morning mama got up pretty
early as she had to catch a train to town to do some
shopping. So that left Tom and me alone. We lay
there hugging and kissing, and finally he suggested that
we take off our night gown and undress, so we could be
right naked and close to each other, and I liked to feel
his bare skin up against me I consented, and we took'
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tlicm off, and after we had layed there a short while and
lie had kissed and cuddled me, and I was beginning to
feel pretty warm, I asked him what it felt like to be screw'
*ed. So he .suggested that we try it, and I was willing, so
he rolled me over so I would be flat on my back, and
pulled my. legs wide apart and got between them, and
then he parted the hairs so they "would not be in his way
and put the head of his prick between the lips of my
little turning pussy, and it felt so good that I just
couldn't help working my rump up to meet him, and all
of a sudden I felt something give way and there was a
slight pain, and I knew my maiden head was gone. After
a short while of easy working it in and out he finally
shoved it all in, and I experienced the best feeling of my
young life, and finally we both spent together and I thot
I was in Heaven.
And from that day up to the present time he goes to
bed with both mama and me and screws first mama and
then me.
One morning he and I was laying in bed.after mama
had gotten up and I thought I would have some fun with
him. So I took his prick in my hand and began working
the loose skin up and down on its head, and pretty soon
I could see that he was getting pretty warm, so I leaned'
down and kissed him on the stomach, and then I moved
lower down and kissed him on the head bf his peter, and
that little act of mine almost drove him wild, and he told
me to keep it up. So I put my hands on each side of
him and resting them on the bed and slipped his peter
in my mouth, and started working it up and down just as
if it was in my pussy, and pretty soon I felt his body
quiver and at the moment I felt a hot fluid rush out of
the head of his peter into my mouth, and I just swallow-
ed it as fast as it came out for it didn't taste bad at all—
just like the white of an egg.
And now I like it better that way than I do screwing,
Tom is getting awful thin but I am nice and fat.
Well dear, I wish you were to share in these good times
with me, but be sure and take my advice, if you get a
chance don't miss it, but try it for *ts the best thing on
earth.
Your Loving Schoolmate,
MARION
1I(?
THE WHORE'S CONFESSION
When f was- young1 and.pretty,
1 met a charming manj „
Who lured me to the city,
Of course you understand.
He took me to- a little flat,
And said I'd be his bride; :
So naturally I fell for that,
Not thinking that he Uzd,
We had a little supper there,
I drank a glass of wine,-*
Together we sat in a chair;
And I was feeling fine.
I let him kiss my little tits,
And also feel my leg;
And then he madly squeezed my tits,
And made me hold his: peg.
My clothes began to come undone,
He said I was sure some class,
And seemed to have a lot of fun
With his finger in my ass.
He laid me down upon the bed,
Took his clothes and mine;
He said Til eat your maiden head
And wash it down with wine.
His cock was near ten inches long,
I held it in my hand;
There never was a stiffer prick;
Oh, Boy, it sure felt grand.
He put his finger in mp cunt,
And sucked upon my tits:
It tickled so I had to grunt,
1 almost had six fits.
He said, "Dear, spread your legs apart,
I'll teach you how to fuck;
And if you like it from the start,
I'll give your cunt a suck."
He got upon me then, Oh, Gee,
We'lay there skin to skin;
And I was anxious as could be
For him to sock it in.
Ill
He pushed its head against my split,
But couldn't make it go;
I then almost fought for it
Because I loved it so.
We worked arid worked to get it in,,
1 prayed we would succeed.
He gave a shove and ripped the skin*
My cunt began to bleed.
He oozed it in a little more,
Then shoved it all the way;
I never felt so good before,
This Avas my lucky t3ay.
I worked my ass into a sweat,
But his was sweating too;
The thirlls 1 never shall forget;
When first I learned to screw,
He came a little, so did I
Believe me it sure was fun;
That prick of his did satisfy;
The juice began to run,
We both went off, what a. thrill;
'Our two loads went as one;
We lay there, jism running stilly
Prom his double action gun.
That is how I learned to jazz,
But the best is yet to come;
For next I sucked his peter
Like a baby sucks its thumb.
I held it in my hand again.
And it was soft and wet;
He said give it a little kiss
And stiff it soon will get.
I pressed my lips against its head,,
Then slipped it in my kisser; ^
And as we lay there in the bed
I sucked, my sweetie^s pisser.
I sucked once and then some more,
I held my tongu.e close to it
Until my mouth was almost sore:
But still I loved to suck it.
The cream began to roll out then,
I sucked in joyful glee;
He came three time and then again
Four loads he shot at me.
ivt
My mouth was: faff of peter sotrpv
Again his jock was solf;
I sure did gobble lots of juice
When I learned to suck it off.
Between my knees he got down then,
And lapped my legs and hips;
He slipped his tongue into my brown,
And then he smacked hi* lips.
He then began to mck my slit,
The feeling s&re was swell;
His tongue was lapping up m ft
And tickling me, like SelL
I couldn't hardly see his face
But knew that it was there;
His tongue was slipping every place,
His breath came through my hair.
I thought my guts were coming out
With ever ysuck he drew;
It tickled till I had to shout,
"It's better than a screw."
His tongue then hit a certain spot,
It set my gash on fire;
One awful load I shot
With all my hearts desire.
He sucked it in, drank it down
And wildly cried for more;
So then we went another round,
Or was it three or four.
My story now is near its end,
There's not much more to tell,
•In just a week my charming friend
Said I could go to hell.
He turned me out upon the stree,
Called me whore instead of honey;
Said, "Be gone, dizzy, shake yoUr feet,
There's lots of easy money."' '
Of course I had no place to go,
And not a friend in town;
So vou see I was very low,
And began to peddle my brown.
I had no trouble getting ten,
My cunt was worth the price;
Got twentyfive from lots of men
And only jawed them twice.
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But now I am only a common whore,
My cunt is full of clap;
I've had it several times and more
With plenty of other crap.
My story now has reached its end,
There's nothing more to tell
About the man with the ten inch gun
Who dragged me down to hell.
So that is why I walk the street
Selling my body and soul:
Willing to jazs who ever I meet
With my worn out jelly roll.
FINIS
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STOP! LOOK! LISTEN!
Actual copy of letter in the archives of the State of
GEORGIA
Atlantur G. 6—1898
Superntendat of Western Atlantick railroad Atlantur
Georgia.
On the 25 of janary yore tranes that was goin to atlan'
tur run over my bull at 38 mile post
he was in my pastur ye ort to se him your road tuk a
peace of hyde outer his belley between his nable and his
pecker at least a foot square and tuk his bag and he lost
his seed i don't believe he is goin to be any use as a bull
animore
i wish you would tell the presitent he is dead for he is as
good as dead every since he was hit by yore tranes
very respectively
w i harris
p. s. be sure to report him dead as he has nothing left
but his pecker he was a red bull but he stands around
now these days looking dam blue
n 4
SALESMANSHIP
Georgetown, Ky.,
June 15, 1928
Messrs. Schlet*er & Goldstein,
New Orleans, La.
Shentlemens:
Der last two pags of Koffy vot ve got vrom you vas
mixt mit rat shitt. Der Koffy may be good enuf but der
rat durds schpoils der hole drade. Ve did not seen der
rat shitt in der samples vich your agent showt us.
It dakes to much dime to bick out does rat durds all
out. Ve vant and ordered clene koffy and pou seeded
us rat shitt mixt mit koffy. Der vos some misdake. Ve
brefer dat you send us de rat shitt in von sack and de
koffy in anuder sack und den ve will mix it to suit our
gustomers.
Blease write us if ve should ship back der rat shitt und
keep der koffy or vill ve shipp it all back. Ve vant to
do vat is rite in dis matter, but ve do not like dis tarn
rat shitt pizness.
Mit much respect,
Jacob Y. Bronsky. . ]
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"CONFESSIONS OF A FEMALE DEGENERATE"
When I was a girl fourteen years old I was sent to a
large boarding school and there I learned some queer
things.
Nearly all the girls were "MILKERS". I was the
room mate of a girl nearly eighteen years old, named
Susan. They asked me if I had ever been milked and
not knowing what they meant was laughed at. They got
to stroking my legs and squeezing my bubbies and a
girl named Fannie put her hands between my thighs and
gave my cunt a rub. I was too ashamed and powerless
to say or do anything. Fannie said, "Let's milk her.1'
And then Susan began to suck my nipples. They made
me feel queer. It was such a funny feeling, not un'
pleasant. Fannie was leaning over my belly, I was on my
back and the queerness of it made me spread my legs
apart, when Fannie who was watching me put her head
down between my legs and began kissing my cunt. Sus'
an had raised her head from my bubbies and began kiss'
ing me in the mouth. She ran her tongue in my mouth
and almost down my throat and making me feel as tho
I wanted to turn myself inside out. Fannie at the same
time ran her tongue in my cunt and began licking my
clitoris. It felt awfully good and I liked it, spreading my
legs apart.I began working my ass up and down. I had
never spent before and I thrilled all over with the in'
tense pleasure and it grew so great that I thought that I
would die. There was one spot up inside me that itched
awfully and I was wishing that Fannie's tongue was long
enough to reach it. At last my bliss was over powering
me. I shook and jerked powerfully and was melting a'
way in rapture when Fannie asked me if I liked it. I
only squeezed her to me and kissed her. Opening my
legs again, "You little sweet" she said. "You have lots
of nice cream, let me milk you again." She kneeled a'
cross my neck and laid herself on top of me and began
licking me again; She was a red'headed girl and had
very large thighs and bubbies. Her position brought her
cunt right over my face and her kneeling position made
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her cunt gap open, it touched my mouth and without a
thought of what I was doing I ran my tongue into it,
Her tongue was in mine. She had an awful large clitor'
is. Again I was melting into convulsions and bliss. Her
gaping cunt was pressed against my mouth when she
spent and I had to swallow the stuff to keep it from
choking me. We lay still for a long time. I was actual'
ly hypnotised by then and soon Susan said "Let me milk
you now". And we layed on our sides with our heads:
between each others thighs. Susan went off first and I
was swallowing her love juice and soon she was swallow-
ing mine. I found out what milking was. All the girls
did it frequentlymilking each other four or five times a
night. It makes you clitoris grow. Some of the girls
had thern three or four inches long. It also increases
the love juice that squirts out of you at the supreme
moment. I don't think I spent over half of a teaspoon'
full. Do you know that blondes spend more than brun'
ettes. The practice makes your bubbies grow but it will
ultimately destroy your desire for a man. I have been
fucked several times but I don't like it. I never spent
when fucked and a man's prick is hard and hurts me. It
is much better to be milked .
We had girls in our class and each of us milked to
number four. The girls milked the others unless they had
their courses on. We always swallowed each others love
juice. I have milked every one of the girls during the
night and each spent several times during the night and
was of course milked by them in return. A young girls
love juice is like the white of an egg, only warm, sticky,
and tastes like fresh cream. Some times the girls would
lick each others clitoris until she went off to see which
could squirt the fartherest and longest distance. It always
hurts a girl to be fucked after she has been a milker.
.Fucking stretches a girl's cunt while milking causes it to
grow tighter so after a time it is hard to force your ton'
gue into it as it is to force a stiff prick into a dipplers
cunt. You need have no fears when you practice milking.
When you fuck you don't know when you are being
knocked up. I can't see why some women are so fond
of being fucked as they are, I should think it would kill
them to take a big prick. The fellow that fucked me had
a prkk eight inches long and it nearly killed me. Sister
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Mary's husband lia&a prickuen.inch.es. long .(she told me
that she had measured it) and when I „am: home I hear
them diddling away:at all Jiours.of thei night.- She played
a joke on me one night. I It ,was< about ten o'clock when
her husband*had left. She came, into my. room and want'
ed to be milked and I milked her. I. thought she was
spending an awful lot I'.kept sucking at her cunt and
swallowing the juice after I was through she told me that
her and Jim had been fucking i just .before he left and
that I had 'sucked out his speiidingSj and it tasted good.
Now when they get thru she,tells him.that she is getting
up to piss and she. comes into my room and I suck out
her cunt. I wouldn't let her husband, fuck me for the
world but I would suck his prick, as long as he could
spend.
$i % % jji qS !p q! Jp ^
RUNT
A farmer's dog came into town,
His Christian name was Runt,
A noble pedigree had he.
"Noblesse Oblige''.his stunt;
And as' he. trotted down the street
'Twas beautiful to see
His « work on eyery. corner,
His work on every tree.
He watered every gateway, too
And never missed a * post,
For -piddling .was his- specialty,
And piddling, was his'boast.
The j.city-curs looked on^amased
With deepcand,jealous xage,
To see* a*jsimple - co.untryjdog
The piddler «of his age.
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Then all the dogs from everywhere
Were summoned by a yell
To sniff the country stranger o'er
. And judge him by his'smell.'
Some thought that he a king, might be
- Beneath his tail a rose,
So every city' dog drew near
And sniffed it up his nose.
They smelled him over one by one,
The. smelled him two by twoj,"
And ndble Runt in" high disdain
Stood still till they were through ,
* Then just to show the whole shebang
He didn't give a damn
He trotted to the grocery store
And piddled on a ham.
He piddled pn a mackerel keg,
He piddled on the floor,
And when the grocer kicked him out,
He piddled through the door,
Behind him all the city dogs
Lined up with instinct true
To start a piddling carnival
And see the stranger through.
They showed him every piddling pb'st
They had in all the town
And started in with- many a wink
To pee the stranger down. •
They sent for champion- piddkrs
Who were always on the go,
Who sometimes' did a piddle stunt
Or gave a piddling show... ^
They sprung those on him suddenly
When midway in the town—
Runt only smiled and polished off
The ablest, white and brown,
For Runt was with them every trick
With vigor and with .vim—'- ' • - :
A thousand piddlers more 6t less '
Were all the same to him."
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So he was wetting merrily
With hind leg kicking high
When most were hoisting legs in bluff
And piddling mighty dry.
Then on and on Runt sought new ground
By piles of scrap and rust,
Till every city dog went dry.
And only piddled dust.
But on and on went noble Runt,
As wet as any rill,
And all the champion city pups
Were peed to a standstill,
Then Runt did freehand piddling
With fancy flirts and frills,
Like "double dip" and "gimlet twist'*
And all those graceful things.
And all the time this country dog
Did never wink nor grin,
But piddled blithely out of town
As he had piddled in.
ENCORE
The city dogs convention held
To ask: "What did defeat us?"
But no one ever put them *T>ise
That Runt had Diabetes.
