sky king
sky king every mornin' 'bout 5 you could see him arive, he stood 4 foot 3 and weighed three eighty five;
 kind of slim at the shoulder and broad at the hip;
 everybody know he didn't give a darn, old sky.
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sky king, sky king, short fat sky!
well some folks say he came from new orleans where he put some blades on a sewing machine;
 cut his teeth on a collective pitch;
 old sky was a low flyin son of a bitch--old sky!
then one morning united states field four his engine quit, wouldn't run no more butts all puckered and hearts beat fast and everybody thought they'd seent the last, --of old sky.
well he pushed that pitch right down to the floor but them old rotor blades wouldn't turn no more, his butt puckered up with a terrible sound-- he just sucked that chopper right offa the ground!!--good ol' sky!
now the chopper wasn't hurt, but it took half of tjhe blast, blew the seat cover out of sky kings-- would you believe--his pocket?
now they never reiopened that worthless strip just placed a marble stand on the top of it on that stand these words are seen ain't no butt can pucker like ol sky kings!--
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' merrymen',
tub mathieson tape, 161 recce flight.
parody of pop song 'big bad john'.