vung tau vung tau twas in vung tau vietnam that I met her, she was french and her name was mimi; she whispered so no one could hear her, "would you like to come upstairs with me? " well, I admit she was very attractive, I admit I was very drunk too; so I gave her a couple hundred piastre, and took my place at the end of the queue. 40 minutes or longer I waited, to get to the room up above; and there I proceeded to indulge in 400 pi worth of legalized love. but when I woke the next morning, I was worried as worried coukld be; for the sake of a few moments pleasure, something dreadful had happened to me! well, that is the end of my story, but the moral to you I must tell; if you ever get leave down in vungers, stay away from the old grand hotel!. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- peter dacey, an engineer in vietnam, of cooktown, qld, sang this song for me--it's self explanatory! p. or p is piastre, the local currency in rvn, wotrth about 1 cent.