army pilots
army pilots oh, there are no army (navy, air force, marine etc) pilots in phu tai, at phu tai;
 repeat they are causing quite a flap, 'cause they've all come down with measles (clap) oh there are no army pilots at phu tai.
oh there are no army pilots down at group (head quarters) repeat the place is full of brass, chicken (full) colonels out the window(ass) there are no army pilots down at group
there----at brigade there's no one at brigade, they are all out getting haircuts (laid)
there---in the states (oz, amberley etc) they' re all on foreign shores, making mothers out of friends(whores)
there ----down in hell the place is full of queers, navigators bombardiers (fighter pilots, bomberpilots or other branch!, nationality;
/are not dears)
every pilot's at fort rucker (us heli pilot training) they have all become instructors making pilots out of --practically nothing!
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recorded in vietnam from us helicopter pilots by 161 recce flight.
 I wouldn't be surprised if this song goes back to wwii--it's sung, or known, in all aviation branches, fixed and rotary wing, in all english speaking countries.
 in the us, prof lydia fish, vietnam veterans oral history and folklore project, has us marine versions sung by jim hatch, and usaf versions sung by dick jonas, all of which are available for purchase via her web site.