you have met my uncle hector, he's the cock and ball inspector
you have met my uncle hector, he's the cock and ball inspector at a celebrated english public school.
 my brother sells french letters and a patent cure for wetters;
 we' re not the best of families, ain't it cruel!
my little sister lily is a whore in picadilly, my mother is another in the strand;
 my father hawks his asshole at the elephant and castle we' re the finest fucking family in the land.
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dave vogel called this tune tiger lily, and he learned it in 1963 from wwii vets;
 korean war navy pilot ian macdonald learned this song from wwii navy pilots from england;
 he called this song sister lily.
 this tune is the tune I have for 'sittin on a hillside' which I recorded hank snow singing-no one seems to know if either of these songs are a parody of a popular song-i hadn't come across it before I started the project.