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BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business

GUEST,LTS on an android 15 Nov 13 - 05:18 AM
maeve 15 Nov 13 - 05:29 AM
gnu 15 Nov 13 - 06:07 AM
Pete Jennings 15 Nov 13 - 06:23 AM
ranger1 15 Nov 13 - 07:40 AM
MMario 15 Nov 13 - 08:27 AM
ranger1 15 Nov 13 - 08:55 AM
Rapparee 15 Nov 13 - 09:50 AM
SINSULL 15 Nov 13 - 10:34 AM
SINSULL 15 Nov 13 - 10:37 AM
Rapparee 15 Nov 13 - 03:27 PM
artbrooks 15 Nov 13 - 07:20 PM
ChanteyLass 15 Nov 13 - 09:04 PM
Bert 15 Nov 13 - 09:23 PM
Rapparee 15 Nov 13 - 09:28 PM
Bill D 15 Nov 13 - 09:43 PM
ChanteyLass 15 Nov 13 - 10:29 PM
VirginiaTam 16 Nov 13 - 10:12 AM
gnu 16 Nov 13 - 11:59 AM
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gnu 16 Nov 13 - 01:18 PM
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Subject: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: GUEST,LTS on an android
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 05:18 AM

Dust off the taps, shake the squid flakes out of the rug (must get him some moisturiser) and plump up the cushions. The last autumn sunshine is flooding through the window, spotlighting the empty chair...

Let's get this Wake started the way the old Curmudgeon would want... with some Whiskey before Breakfast and the warmth of friends and family.

Now... who has the key to the cellar?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: maeve
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 05:29 AM

I have no key to anything, but it's surely good to see you here, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 06:07 AM

Yo LTS. Long time, no see. Tea, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 06:23 AM

Key? I've just busted down the door so help yourselves.

And Liz, get off that android. You can get arrested for that...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: ranger1
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 07:40 AM

I'll have that bottle of Laphroaig, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: MMario
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 08:27 AM

Somebody pour me anything...I'm going into the kitchen and put a chowder on...

and I think maybe some mac & cheese....

I'm in need of comfort food.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: ranger1
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 08:55 AM

Please and thank you to the mac and cheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:50 AM

I left my armaments where I can get to them to fire the 63 gun salute later. AFTER I've had enough Laphroaig, perhaps a hogshead, to do a good job.

Let's sing:

Squiddy, Squiddy,
How I love ya, how I love ya,
My dear ol' calamari!!!

Somebody else finish it. Is the Men's functioning yet or do I have to go find a tree?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 10:34 AM

Pee down your leg - that's always worked before.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 10:37 AM

Mac and Cheese for me too, MMario.
Hot apple cider with a cinnamon stick for now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 03:27 PM

It leaves a puddle on the floor and it makes my shoes squishy. I'll have M&C also, and it would be even better if you could put some chunks of really GOOD hotdogs in it.

Oh! I remembered the fireworks this time. I put them in the middle of room, by the fireplace.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 07:20 PM

Is my Santa here?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:04 PM

Odd, but I'm not hungry at the moment. Just a glass of port for me, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Bert
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:23 PM

Hi Squeaks,

So you want a key eh!. Give me a key and I'll play in any flat.

Mmario, I've just made the first 12 pounds of shortbread for the season if you want some real comfort food. Or I could rustle up a nice shepherds pie.

I'm drinking vodka and Coke right now (Hey it's what I've got) so here's a big swig to Curmudgeon; who by the way is a rotten old sod for leaving us.

There's a full moon coming up soon so I'll add a howl for him to the one I always do for Kat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:28 PM

Not...a full moon? I'll have to stay indoors at night. I have a mild case of lycanthropy. I also have a case of Talisker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 09:43 PM

Last booze for Tom was some good rum Lynn got him... I have some 15 year old Barbancourt that I shall toast him with. ... and as soon as I can, I shall head to Idaho to be sure that Talisker is not wasted.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 15 Nov 13 - 10:29 PM

Ohmygosh, you are right the moon is full--or almost. That'll make it hard to see that new star in the heavens.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 10:12 AM

Didn't really know old Tom except theough the last 6 years or so of health and happy birthday threads and what Linn shares.

But I'll sit in on the drinking and singing. Red wine if you have Malbec. If not I will go with the hot apple and cinnamon.

Spritz's the squid with the a plant mister. Hi Squid. Have you head this one?

An elderly squid was laying on the seabed nearing the end of his life when a shark, looking for dinner, swam over to him. "Please don't eat me", said the squid, "I've been sick for weeks now, and haven't got long to go". So the shark said, "Ok, as you're so sick, climb onto my back and I'll take you for a little ride". So the squid climbed on and the shark swam across the seabed until they came to some rocks where another shark was lurking. "Hello", said the second shark, "What brings you over here?". "Hello mate", said the first shark. "Here's that sick squid I owe you"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: gnu
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 11:59 AM

Rap said sommat about BBQing lasagna. I'd rather have BBQed spaghetti but I suppose that is because I am still muchin on the lasgna I made on Wednesday night. I can smell the aroma just thinking about it. I like a dry white wine with pasta. Do you have any Burnt Church?

I was just looking at a wine on promotion at the Pop Shop. Sawmill Creek Red Select, Niagra Falls, ON. I was tempted. I also saw a new wine to be sipped just before bedtime. Supposedly, it acts as an anti-diuretic and reduces trips to the watercloset during the night. It's called Pinot More.

HEY! Get yer mitts offin a me! I can make it out without yer help, thank you very much!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 12:24 PM

GNU S*K*E*L*P

And have a highland Christmas cocktail highland park malt, stones green ginger wine, cinnamon, orange juice and a spoonful of honey.

now there's a good reason to get a cold


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: gnu
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 01:18 PM

Yo! M! Sorry to have missed you last night in B's chat. I'll buy your quaff if you can convince Keep to let me back in. Just say I promise not to make any more attempts at punning humour. Wait... that won't work. I can't be trusted and ye never lie. I guess I'll go mow leaves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 02:27 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Megan L
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 02:31 PM

jings either gnu left me speechless (Hmm I suppose there could always be a first or Ineed that winter warmer to thaw out my brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Open for Business
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 13 - 04:56 PM

I would like a dry martini -- stirred, not shaken. I am not as uncouth as Bond, James Bond.

Why did his parents name him James Bond Bond do you suppose? Should it be hyphenated: James Bond-Bond?


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