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Subject: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: Rapparee Date: 05 Oct 13 - 02:56 PM After much study and thought I have come to a simple conclusion: the world is in the state it is because of primips. If there were no primips the problems would go away. Even I, a primip myself, can recognize the wisdom of this. Please join the cause -- this old world will appreciate it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 05 Oct 13 - 03:05 PM Its time has come. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: gnu Date: 05 Oct 13 - 04:48 PM Aye. Indeed. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 05 Oct 13 - 06:14 PM Ban pinups, pimps, primping and pimpernels while you're at it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 05 Oct 13 - 06:58 PM Primip (plural primips) 1. A female during her first pregnancy 2. A female who has delivered a single offspring So, if primips were banned, none of us would be here. I guess that would solve all problems (or at least the human caused ones), but there wouldn't be anyone around to appreciate the solution. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 05 Oct 13 - 07:08 PM ""if primips were banned, none of us would be here."" I was the seventh child (last of 'em) in my family...does it exclude me? Am I safe from the Reign of Rapparee? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: JohnInKansas Date: 05 Oct 13 - 07:23 PM Formally, a primip is a woman who has delivered a single child, although informally it's used to describe one who is pregnant for a first time. Apparently Rapparee has chosen this subtle way of informing us of a pending birth(?). If so, congratulations are in order for the conception (we all know how that happens so details not required); but the baseless categorizing of all primips as somehow undesirable, although common here for numerous "classes" so denigrated, suggests a mental attitude (not uncommon to those of either sex during a pregnancy) that may require our special tolerance until recovery can occur. Does it show yet? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: GUEST,Ed T Date: 05 Oct 13 - 07:46 PM Banning all "pricks" may do more to solve the world's problems.(No disrespect intended to any self-confessed or easy to identify identify picks). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: Dave Hanson Date: 05 Oct 13 - 09:13 PM ban morons from Mudcat. Save H |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: frogprince Date: 05 Oct 13 - 09:28 PM "Even I, a primip myself" ??? Huh??? Does this refer to back before the gender reassignment surgery??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 06 Oct 13 - 04:00 PM I'm speculating on what would happen on earth if suddenly there were no people. Let's see... Creatures which eat garbage would decline. Rats, pigeons, raccoons, possume. Good. Land given over to crops - wheat, corn, sugar beets, vegetables - would be taken over by weeds. Bad Abandoned buildings would become the habitations of swallows and woodpeckers. Good Air would be cleaner. good Any land which happens to be bare would erode unchecked. Bad Fires would go unchecked. Mixed benefit Feral animals would multiply unchecked. Probably bad. Nobody would ever ask what a curly pow is or wonder about the pale aronatus. Bad |
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Subject: RE: BS: Solve All Problems: Ban Primips! From: Rapparee Date: 06 Oct 13 - 05:38 PM Well, I should have simply apologized for making my mother a primip. But my fingers outran my thought processes. No, I have always had an XY sex chromosome arrangement and I have had no bodily changes made to change that. Although there was that time a young lady's father caught the two of us...something about a sledge hammer and an stump, but I was traveling far too fast to hear it all. |
