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BS: Onion Head

Ed T 20 May 13 - 08:04 PM
gnu 21 May 13 - 06:06 AM
kendall 21 May 13 - 06:59 AM
SINSULL 21 May 13 - 08:34 AM
gnu 21 May 13 - 10:12 AM
JennieG 21 May 13 - 06:37 PM
gnu 21 May 13 - 07:56 PM
leeneia 21 May 13 - 11:25 PM
JennieG 22 May 13 - 05:15 AM
GUEST,Eliza 22 May 13 - 06:09 PM
Don Firth 22 May 13 - 07:31 PM
Ron Davies 22 May 13 - 09:19 PM
Dave the Gnome 23 May 13 - 08:53 AM
Dave the Gnome 23 May 13 - 08:54 AM
Don Firth 23 May 13 - 12:59 PM
GUEST,Eliza 23 May 13 - 02:41 PM

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Subject: BS: Old Onion Head
From: Ed T
Date: 20 May 13 - 08:04 PM

Any of your "fully haired" folks smell like onions. if so, they may be using onion juice to prevent a type of baldness:


Onion juice and baldness


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 13 - 06:06 AM

The following is a list of ingredients that can be added to the juice to help alleviate the smell:

•Oil (e.g. olive oil, castor oil or even Aloe vera).
•Apple cider.
•Vodka.
•Lemon juice.

I wonder if they got a grant.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: kendall
Date: 21 May 13 - 06:59 AM

Men are scared of going bald, I don't mind a bit. Over the years many women have told me that baldness in SOME men is a turn on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 May 13 - 08:34 AM

Most of the guys in my office shave their heads - full head of hair shaved. Go figure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 13 - 10:12 AM

It's easier that way, SINS. I hate having to wash and put up my hair. I don't mind sitting under the drier because I can check out all the important BS threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: JennieG
Date: 21 May 13 - 06:37 PM

Erk, I can't stand the shaven head look. If you are a bloke and your hair is thinning, just go with it. Don't shave off the remainder and pretend you look cool. You don't.

And as for polishing said dome with oil.....don't even think of going there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: gnu
Date: 21 May 13 - 07:56 PM

Ain't that a hoot? A wax job? So shiney ya'd think faerys could skate upon it.

OTOH, I was near set upon the day that I decided I was takin my hair inta me own hands. Bought clippers and strapped on the #1. Buzzzzzzzzz. I got comments like, "Yer bald!" Ahhhh, oh? really? I hadn't noticed. But boy oh boy it feels good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: leeneia
Date: 21 May 13 - 11:25 PM

"A black guy with a shaved head looks tough. A white guy looks like a thumb."

                Dave Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: JennieG
Date: 22 May 13 - 05:15 AM

Gnu, love it.....just imagine little faeries skating on a chrome dome......! What happens if they fall off? Poor little faeries.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 May 13 - 06:09 PM

Our Churchwarden has a 'comb-over', with hair at the back about a foot long coaxed over the bald front. When he plays the organ a bit too enthusiastically it comes adrift and waves about in all directions, making him look like Upsie-Daisy from 'In The Night Garden'. I'm ashamed to say we get the giggles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 May 13 - 07:31 PM

I have pretty much the same hairdo as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard. No help for it. I got my hairline (or lack thereof) from my father. His uncles have the same freedom of foliage, as soon will my son, whose hairline is well on its way rearward.

No problem. I save a lot of money on haircuts. My wife gives me a trim around the ears every few weeks. And in inclement weather, I wear a hat or cap.

(I've always wanted to get a deerstalker cap. I think I have the right nose to bring it off.)

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: Ron Davies
Date: 22 May 13 - 09:19 PM

I thought sure this said "Onion Gate". Don't you know that's a requirement to fit in around here?    Or maybe it should be "Onion Users Are Not Militant Atheists"


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 May 13 - 08:53 AM

Onions, olive oil, cider, vodka and lemon juice. What a cocktail! What could we call it? Russian Market maybe?

BTW - Me an my cousin had the bartender in Mexico well trained - By day 2 he know exactly what we meant by the Russian cocktail - We had decided that a Mojito looked just like Vodka and Cabbage...

:D tG


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 May 13 - 08:54 AM

Oh - and in keeping with the thread, I am follicley challenged while cousin (Dad's sister's son) has a full mop.


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 May 13 - 12:59 PM

I like to think of my shiny dome as being an aspect of my life in which I have come out on top.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Onion Head
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 23 May 13 - 02:41 PM

LOL Don!!


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