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Subject: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 May 13 - 01:37 PM Yes, it's true! You can break the vicious and debilitating addiction of posting obsessively to Mudcat Cafe every day and inflicting your pigheaded, arrogant opinions on a host of other addicted fools similar to yourself simply by going outdoors and getting exercise instead! A daily regimen of running, walking, swimming, and vigorous calisthenics combined with light sports activities will significantly reduce the amount of time you spend....um...let's rather say waste...on Mudcat Cafe and make you much healthier at the same time! Start now. You can defeat the vile addiction of pointless Internet blather and restore yourself to relative sanity and a modicum of courtesy to others as well in as little as 3 weeks with vigorous P.E. Ah!!! Just breathe that fresh air.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 03 May 13 - 02:01 PM Reading a good book (Harlequins excluded) also stops addiction to pointless Internet blather, without all that exercise nonsense. And saves on shoe wear. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: GUEST,CS Date: 03 May 13 - 02:15 PM You might have something there Little Hawk, maybe a good brisk walk in the hills would help some of these fellas burn off some of that aggro that keeps them locking horns with other posters here. Some healthful outdoors activities for all should be a part of the MC regimen! As well as a nice bowl of breakfast prunes of course, no-one should be allowed to post while constipated! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: gnu Date: 03 May 13 - 02:20 PM I needed a break so I tried Facebook. It's full of whimsical banter and thought provoking info and scientific stuffand music and... I'm sleepy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 May 13 - 02:38 PM I think from their posts, that many Catters are exercising, even as they post. Typing one handed, is an acquired skill you know! |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: catspaw49 Date: 03 May 13 - 03:00 PM So go heal yourself......or fuck yourself......whatever works for you...........maybe yet another thrilling and ever so witty copycat thread! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Ebbie Date: 03 May 13 - 03:14 PM Now, the OP of this thread did not surprise me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Joe Offer Date: 03 May 13 - 03:34 PM I like the idea of a nap, far better than P.E..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Rapparee Date: 03 May 13 - 11:15 PM P.E.? Being a Professional Engineer stops you from posting on Mudcat? I didn't know driving a train would do that sort of thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Will Fly Date: 04 May 13 - 07:59 AM Actually, drinking beer and doing gigs is a good preventative for Physical Education AND posting on Mudcat. All that pointless typing and exercise when you could be imbibing a large Pinot Noir and playing 30s jazz tunes... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 May 13 - 08:25 AM Surely you should be drinking Martinis, Gibsons, or Manhattans, at such a time. Much more in keeping with the period. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Ernest Date: 04 May 13 - 09:25 AM Just wondering which kind of exercises LH should do to save us all from those Chongo-threads...? Climbing trees? Throwing poo? Walking wiener dogs apparently isn`t enough.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: GUEST,Musket sans cookie Date: 04 May 13 - 01:22 PM It certainly broadens your horizons. I had no idea PE also stood for professional engineer. Back when I was in engineering, I chartered so am called a chartered engineer or CEng. If I was called a PE, does that mean I would have been interested in soft furnishings and be able to cook a souffle without it spilling out all over the %=#@!@£ oven floor? Sorry. About to go out and buy some bloody eggs. Again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Rapparee Date: 04 May 13 - 10:04 PM P.E. = Penile Enlargement. No further comment about it stopping you from posting on MC -- use your imagination, if it's as warped as mine is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Don Firth Date: 04 May 13 - 10:30 PM Uhhhhh--what did you say was warped? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Rapparee Date: 04 May 13 - 10:55 PM I'm HAVin a harrrd tIme Postin on MUUDDCaT. |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: VirginiaTam Date: 07 May 13 - 04:19 AM Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind |
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Subject: RE: BS: P.E. stops you posting on Mudcat! From: Rapparee Date: 07 May 13 - 10:02 AM I used to be trim and fit, able to run 10 miles carrying 75 concrete blocks over my head and never drop one, but after doing it once I kinda lost interest. Then I started my current regime of running off at the mouth, jumping to conclusions, and lifting full glasses with one hand and sometime both and I have never felt better OR looked better. |
