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Subject: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:11 AM Just released: Unimpeachable sources at the Deportment of Homeland Security have found absolute proof that Bobert is Barack Obama! "That there azalea show was the last bit of proof we needed," said an unnamed source who cannot be named because he is not permitted to talk about it, "but the news will break any minute now and the nation may ot survive." |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:19 AM I'd believe that Bobert is Obama, you know like the Whole Foods guy or the Dilbert dude who made up identities so that there would be one person on line to say something nice to say about them but. That Michelle Obama would marry Bobert an their kids would be that goof looking is a bit of a stretch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:31 AM Obama Moves Lacto-Socialist thread From: Jack the Sailor - PM Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:04 AM Jackbooted Kenyan Neo-Colonial thugs have tried to move this important news from the public eye. Be vigilant! Important news must be spread! Subject: BS: Obama wants to Socialize Lactation From: Jack the Sailor - PM Date: 23 Apr 13 - 04:29 AM In an unprecedented big government plan his plan is to issue breast pumps, to all lactating women collect the milk in predetermined holding facilities then redistribute the natural bounty to any citizen who has an NRA sticker on their car. "I'm gonna milk those mothers for what they got and give those crybabies what they deserve." He was quoted as saying. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: frogprince Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:35 AM Well, I know we would hafta expect Bobert's kids to be "goof looking", but having Michelle for a mother should help their odds of having decent looks a whole lot. : ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Rapparee Date: 23 Apr 13 - 03:23 PM Bobert-Obama isn't married. Michelle is a stand-in and so are the kids (they're pretty nice people). |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: GUEST,olddude Date: 23 Apr 13 - 03:26 PM Rap is that why is a blues master, cause anyone holding that high office has to be singing the blues a lot. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Apr 13 - 03:43 PM Obama does Al Green music. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 23 Apr 13 - 05:03 PM This can't be true. If Obama was really Bobertz, the whole society would've fallen into complete chaos by now. I've met Bobertz, and he couldn't run a lemonade stand properly, let alone the US government! - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Apr 13 - 05:47 PM Sure he can!! You never heard o' bobertz hard leemoan ade? |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 23 Apr 13 - 05:52 PM I'm not sayin' he can't make the stuff, Jack. Just sayin' he ain't a good organizer, that's all. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 23 Apr 13 - 05:56 PM Bobert eh? No wonder Songwronger has gone into conniptions all over Cloud Cuckoo Land. Don T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Apr 13 - 05:57 PM Its a national franchise among juvies! |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 23 Apr 13 - 06:20 PM Chongo Chimp: "This can't be true. If Obama was really Bobertz, the whole society would've fallen into complete chaos by now. I've met Bobertz, and he couldn't run a lemonade stand properly, let alone the US government!" The whole of society is falling into complete chaos....and it all started here!!.......and you thought Mudcat was only for the FEW!!! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Bobert Date: 23 Apr 13 - 07:23 PM For the record, I ain't me or him... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: gnu Date: 23 Apr 13 - 07:55 PM Y'ain't feelin yerself, Bobert? Shame that is. On accounta nobody else is gonna feel ya. |
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Subject: RE: BS: News Break: Obama Really Bobert!!! From: Bobert Date: 23 Apr 13 - 08:14 PM And that, gn-ze, is why I am a blues man... B~ |
