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BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...

Bobert 22 Apr 13 - 07:31 PM
catspaw49 22 Apr 13 - 08:20 PM
JennieG 22 Apr 13 - 09:06 PM
Bobert 22 Apr 13 - 09:29 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 13 - 10:33 PM
Bobert 22 Apr 13 - 10:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Apr 13 - 11:51 PM
gnu 23 Apr 13 - 07:20 AM
Bobert 23 Apr 13 - 09:18 AM
Rapparee 23 Apr 13 - 09:49 AM
olddude 23 Apr 13 - 09:53 AM
frogprince 23 Apr 13 - 10:43 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 23 Apr 13 - 12:41 PM
GUEST,Guest EdT 23 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM

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Subject: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 07:31 PM

Yup...

Another one in the rear view mirror and thought each is weirder than the last, I survived...

The P-Vine, however, is now the national vice president meaning that she is now officially in line to become the next national president which means...

...she is a nut...

Okay, they are all nuts...

But seriously, it was a good one... Michale Dirr was the Saturday night speaker and every true gardener know who he is...

After the convention we drove up to Henderson, NC from Athens, Ga. where the convention was held, and checked out his 700 acres od paradise in the mountains where his wife grew up on this wonderful mountain farm...

Well, other than the poor P-Vine getting sucked in, I kept low and had a good time...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 08:20 PM

Karen and I both miss the native azaleas that grew so beautifully in Georgia. The deciduous azalea is such a wonderful plant. We planted one here many years ago and never fails to get comment when it blooms.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: JennieG
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 09:06 PM

Bobert - is there a blues song in it for you?

Well, my azalea ain't blooming no more....
I said, my azalea ain't blooming no more.....
It should be pink and now it's blue.....

Oh dear, that's terrible. Please feel free to improve on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 09:29 PM

Yeah, Spawzer... We have some 70 deciduous azaleas... I love them... All pink to yellow to orange to yellow...

They are in bloom now...

As for a blues song, Gennie G??? I need to work one up...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 10:33 PM

Yes, Bobert laid low and didn't say nuthin'. In fact, he camouflaged himself and stood unnoticed as an exhibit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 10:36 PM

Busted!!!

B;~(


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 13 - 11:51 PM

Do they have a collard green convention too? I have azaleas and like 'em okay, but it's sort of a pain in the ass to have to shave all that fuzz off the leaves before ya throw 'em in the cookpot. I'd rather have a mess of collards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 07:20 AM

Orange azaleas... lovely! When I send flowers to a funeral parlour, I send azaleas when in season. I hear the coments but I also hear the comments from the families for a long time... all positive.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 09:18 AM

Yup, I like the orange ones, too... They are in bloom now... The evergreen azaleas don't bloom orange... Only the dicidious...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 09:49 AM

Haven't you heard of paint?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: olddude
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 09:53 AM

Hey Bobster, they are beautiful, but .... ahhhh can we smoke em?
:-)

getting P-vine into it ya know, you will be planting till ya fingers fall off. Made that mistake with my missus on roses


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 10:43 AM

"he camouflaged himself and stood unnoticed as an exhibit"

You got the wrong picture, tho: that best-of-show dried exhibit, that was really Bobert standing there nekkid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 12:41 PM

Azaleas, Bobertz? Funny, I always pictured you more as the pansy type.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Survives 4th Azalea Convention...
From: GUEST,Guest EdT
Date: 23 Apr 13 - 12:57 PM

""What are those assholes doing on the porch
Those arent assholes. It is pronounced azaleas""


Man with Two Brains [1983]


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