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Subject: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 03 Apr 13 - 08:21 PM I know, it's not a religion thread:( But, below is an unexpected benefit of being big. weight-an-unexpected-benefit-in-traffic-accidents And, in some NY areas, the number of pedestrian fatalities overtakes homicides. Cars kill, not knives |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Joe Offer Date: 03 Apr 13 - 08:40 PM Another benefit of being Big - you don't have to wear diapers anymore. Well, at least until you get Old... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Big Al Whittle Date: 03 Apr 13 - 08:52 PM No one says to a gorilla - I'm sorry you can't shit there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 03 Apr 13 - 09:32 PM It's "Mother Nature", because if it were "Father Nature", when a guy gained weight, his dick would get bigger, as womens boobs do when they gain weight. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 03 Apr 13 - 09:39 PM Benefits of being Big "more body to tattoo" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 03 Apr 13 - 09:48 PM The main benefit of being big is that you don't look like a midget while playing a dreadnought or jumbo guitar. The main drawback of being big is that if you play anything smaller than a dreadnought or jumbo guitar, it looks like a ukulele. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Apr 13 - 04:28 AM @ Ed T..My tits got bigger, and I can't see my dick any more ;) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: gnu Date: 04 Apr 13 - 05:27 AM "... a medical study of injured pedestrians and cyclists in New York, conducted by a team of trauma surgeons, emergency physicians and researchers from NYU Langone Medical Center." A team? Surgeons, EMPs and researchers? To find out padding lessens the blow? that increased mass of a structure lessens damage to structural components from force during a non-cyclical event? Now, I AM an engineer but I would think most everyone knows who will be the last man standing if a fat man and a skinny man collide. How does a fat head fair out? More funding or less funding for "research"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 04 Apr 13 - 06:23 AM I used to say to my snotty sis in Scotland (a doctor) that I'm still big. She always said "You're NOT bloody big. You're FAT, and what's more, you're OBESE!" I can tell her now that if a car should hit me, it'll bounce off my blubber. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: JohnInKansas Date: 04 Apr 13 - 07:47 AM It occurs to me that the point shown by the study at the first link is that taxi drivers don't like to hit anything that might slow them down so they don't hit the big things quite as hard. But they'll run over anything they think they can shove out of the way without slowing their getting to the next fare. (Don't bother pointing out that my interpretation might be a little cynical. I've been to NY.) John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Rapparee Date: 04 Apr 13 - 10:17 AM Being 6'2" and weighing 245, kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow in hip, nobody gives me any lip. Ya see, I killed a man down in New Orleans when we got in a fight over a Cajun queen and a crashin' blow from my huge right hand sent a Louisiana fella to the Promised Land. If you speak to me at all, you just say, "Hi." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Apr 13 - 10:23 AM Here's a tale of a man who was puny and weak Stood four foot six in his stocking feet Kinda narrow in the shoulder and heavy in the waist Everything about him seemed to be misplaced, small Sam (Small sad Sam) He slid into town one rainy night Runnin' like a dog away from a fight He had a pretty big mouth for a guy his size And everything he said was a pack of lies, small Sam (Small sad Sam) One day he got on a downtown bus First thing you know there was an awful fuss They threw Sam off into the street For trying to steal an old lady's seat, bad Sam (Small bad Sam) One day nobody know's what for An elevator stuck on the eighty-fifth floor Some cables broke and so it's said That car just hung there by a thread The women were calm and the men were balm But Sam screamed and cried like a little child He squeezed himself through the emergency door And pulled himself up to the eighty-sixth floor, Small Sam, chicken Sam (Small chicken Sam) And then instead of helpin' others get free Sam said, "I'm lookin' out for me" The cable snapped and all the way down They cursed out Sam when they hit the ground, small Sam (Small sad Sam) Now someday Sam's gonna get his due And when he does I'll make a bet with you There ain't nobody even gonna pass a hat Cause Sam was nothin' but a no good cat (Small sad Sam) Yes, small Sam (Small sad Sam) Chicken Sam (Small sad Sam) No good Sam (Small sad Sam) FADE: |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Amos Date: 04 Apr 13 - 11:08 AM Bravo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 04 Apr 13 - 03:54 PM "Well at least I'm big in Japan" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 04 Apr 13 - 04:05 PM ""The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away"". Tom Waits, Small Change |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Apr 13 - 04:52 PM I heard you were very big, Down Under. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Joe Offer Date: 05 Apr 13 - 01:03 AM As that noted songwriter Bert Hansell says, Size Doesn't Matter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 05 Apr 13 - 01:33 AM ..not only that you get to eat all the food you can shove in your face!!...matter of fact, you can eat yourself to death!! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Jack the Sailor Date: 05 Apr 13 - 01:46 AM "If you speak to me at all, you just say, "Hi."" It will sound like "Hi" but I think I'll be saying "High." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Ed T Date: 05 Apr 13 - 06:08 AM People dont call you little f*#* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Benefits of being Big From: Charmion Date: 05 Apr 13 - 08:49 AM No, but they may call you Fluffo 'cause it's rude to say " lardarse". |
