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Subject: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Rapparee Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:22 PM This was sent to me.... I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: gnu Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:37 PM Welllll... I think I'd rather get fucked if she didn't have the flu. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Bobert Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:39 PM No!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:43 PM Sounded like flu all along. I've got that kind of mind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: bobad Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:44 PM "New Canadian research suggests that the influenza vaccine significantly lowers the risk of heart attack, strokes and dying from heart disease. Toronto researchers who searched the medical literature back to the 1960s found that flu shots are associated with about a 50-per-cent reduction in the risk of having a major cardiovascular "event" in the year following vaccination, for people with and without known coronary artery disease. "It's a pretty profound finding," said Dr. Jacob Udell, a cardiologist and clinician scientist at Toronto's Women's College Hospital and the University of Toronto." http://www.windsorstar.com/shots+have+other+benefits/7462091/story.html |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Bill D Date: 29 Oct 12 - 06:46 PM My HMO includes a flu shot in the price, so I have gotten one every year for the last 6-7. No flu, either... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Ed T Date: 29 Oct 12 - 07:01 PM The Common Cold It used to be, a kiss you see, Would guarantee a cold. But now sneeze mere, is 'nuff to fear, Even by those most bold. Don't dare hold hands, cause bug there lands, and does its dirty deed. So best wear gloves, 'less one one loves' This safety hint does heed. To be assured, the term's not lured, To enter in your space. You'd better climb in freezing clime, And there on mount them face. Or go below, Titanic know, Perhaps it's safe in wet. Or move to moon, and live with loon, Away from germs you've met. If you can't stand, these rigors planned, It's best you wear a suit. Of saranwrap, from toe to cap, To keep you fresh and mute. Else sniffle on, battle unwon, The COLD is here to stay. On blow your nose, with tissue rose, But throw those used away. © 2000 E. Acevedo |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Mrrzy Date: 30 Oct 12 - 01:07 PM Yikes. I remember the one time I had the actual flu... all those other times were a cold with a fever that I called a flu, but suddenly I understood how millions could have died from the real thing! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 30 Oct 12 - 01:10 PM Flu jab essential. I had two bouts of the Dreaded Flu a couple of years ago. Thought I'd die. Since then have had my jab every autumn, and no side effects, no sore arm, no illness and NO FLU! Hooray! Rapparee, that rhyme is very very funny! LOL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 30 Oct 12 - 01:36 PM Oh no, you won't. No chance, sucker. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 30 Oct 12 - 02:11 PM Or move to the moon and live with loon- That's reel good riming, Ed. Move up to first grade. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Ed T Date: 30 Oct 12 - 04:10 PM "That's reel good riming, Ed. Move up to first grade" Not true - Q Taint my rime Maybe next time? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 30 Oct 12 - 04:28 PM As has been said, we should never confuse flu with a cold. If you didn't feel as if you were dying, it wasn't flu. I'll never skip having my jab. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: gnu Date: 30 Oct 12 - 04:59 PM Q... are you alluding to Bobert Frost? >;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 31 Oct 12 - 01:15 PM Quite true McGrath. You certainly know when you've got flu, you can't possibly get up off the bed and you honestly do feel as if your hour has come. Also, in my case, it can take literally months to get your health back into some sort of normality. Eveyone should get the jab, it doesn't hurt and there are no side effects at all. Just peace of mind! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Charmion Date: 31 Oct 12 - 02:24 PM As a practising, card-carrying, steroid-dependent asthmatic, I have the privilege of an annual flu shot. The hard part is getting it before I catch my inevitable autumn cold, as the doc won't jab me if I'm already sick for fear of making me much, much sicker. It's a bummer, man. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 31 Oct 12 - 02:32 PM It must be, Charmion. Hope you manage to fit in the jab between sneezes! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 31 Oct 12 - 03:58 PM it can take literally months to get your health back into some sort of normality There are indications that for some people it takes a lot longer, if they ever do. A lot of people incapacitated by ME say it started with a dose of flu. Though I suppose it might be that they just thought it was flu when it was actually something else. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 31 Oct 12 - 05:15 PM It's interesting isn't it McGrath? There are so many viruses about, and I wonder if 'flu' isn't a catch-all diagnosis for all sorts of fevers and viral attacks which aren't influenza. There was an odd thing going about in the eighties called 'Russian flu' which poleaxed me. I was hallucinating, with such a high temperature that the doctor (who home-visited reluctantly) was almost tempted to send me to hospital. It took me weeks and weeks to feel able to walk outside, I was as weak as a kitten. I wish there had been a jab then, I'd have saved myself all that suffering. Have to say, the NHS isn't one bit interested in looking after folk with flu. You can never get a GP to do a home visit. They say call an ambulance (!) or stay in and drink water and take paracetamol. If you've got something much worse, they really don't seem to care. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Joe_F Date: 31 Oct 12 - 09:00 PM I got my shot at the drugstore -- the double dose recommended for old farts. It is much easier than it used to be; you can just walk in any time. I had the so-called Asian flu while in college in 1957 (I think it was). A good fraction of the young men in my house were flat on their backs, and people made the rounds of them. I had a milder case & continued to go to class. I even wondered if I could do a track workout, experimentally ran about |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: Joe_F Date: 31 Oct 12 - 09:07 PM 10 ft & almost collapsed. 1919 was much worse. It could kill you overnight. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I will have my way with you! From: GUEST,Eliza Date: 01 Nov 12 - 06:47 AM Are you an old fart then, Joe? LOL. Interesting that older people over there get a 'double dose' jab. I don't think we do that here in the UK. Trouble with flu is that the blooming thing mutates and can change into something very dangerous. Also, apparently there are several different types at any one time, so here, they select the most likely three or so and make an immunisation jsut for those. If they misjudge, it's curtains for us! |
