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Subject: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Oct 12 - 11:51 PM In a smear campaign directed against Chongo Chimp, Democratic and Republican bloggers have been spreading rumors on the Net that apes and monkeys plan to hang around polling places on election day, give out free autographed pictures of Chongo Chimp hanging out backstage with Madonna, and terrorize human voters into voting for Chongo and the APP! One more thing to worry about, folks!!! ;-) Ah, yes, the fear! The paranoia! Is there nothing these primateophobes won't stoop to in their pychotic search for power? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Oct 12 - 12:19 AM Pictures of Chongo hangin' out backstage with Madonna? Are those supposed to entice people to vote for Chongo or scare them away? Personally, I'd rather have a picture of Charlie Sheen trying to fuck a blobfish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimps Date: 27 Oct 12 - 02:33 AM What the hell are you suggestin'? We're just good friends, that's all. She usually invites me backstage after her show and we sit around and yak about costumes and choreography. She's one of the most broadminded and unprejudiced humans I've ever met. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Oct 12 - 02:34 AM Geez! Ya got me so upset I spelled my name wrong. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 27 Oct 12 - 09:09 AM According to the Wall Street Journal, "Florida will make Chongo Chimp the next president because chimps are swing voters, Florida elections are controlled by gorillas, and conservative baboons dominate the Supreme Court." |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Arkie Date: 27 Oct 12 - 09:45 AM I still consider Obama with a Democratic majority in Congress the best choice. The apes would be second. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Rapparee Date: 27 Oct 12 - 10:02 AM Of course they will...with help from the chimps. Chimps will steal anything. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Stringsinger Date: 27 Oct 12 - 10:07 AM There has been cartoons of Obama as an ape. This post must reflect the inherent racism here in a ridiculous attempt at humor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Oct 12 - 12:46 PM There been way more cartoons of George Bush as an ape, mister. How soon you forget! To portray humans such as George Bush or Barack Obama as apes is deeply insultin' to all REAL apes. It is nothin' more than rank specism spread by primateophobic human specists, and this forum is fulla such people! May I remind you that people here been tossin' around banned words such as "p**pflinger" to demean myself and other apes. You can't go lower than that. They've also spread rumors about my alleged sister and my mother, rumors which are totally false and have no basis in reality. They say I abandoned my close relatives in time of dire need and left 'em in abject poverty, forcin' the alleged "sister" to walk the streets in the red light district. These are lies, damned lies, and NOT statistics! The very idea of either George Bush or Barack Obama bein' depicted as an ape makes my hair stand on end and turns my stomach. It gets even worse when they depict Rush Limbaugh as an ape! KREE-GAAH!!! Racism is bad, see? Very bad. But there's somethin' even worse than racism. Specism!!! Prejudice on the basis of species. You gotta experience it firsthand to know just how bad it is. (sorta like shingles, but I digress...) Just think how you would feel if people kept crackin' jokes like "Hey, Chongz, go grind yer organ..." or "Hey Chongz, wanta peel me a banana?" It's infuriatin'! Well, you are gonna see a big change after I get elected. Yessiree. "Just watch me."* - Chongo *Pierre Trudeau to the press during the FLQ crisis in Canada |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 27 Oct 12 - 12:51 PM Little Hawk: "BS: The Apes will steal the election!" LOVE IT!!!...still laughing..... Maybe they'll hand out free bananas to try to sway the chimp vote! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 27 Oct 12 - 01:07 PM Chongo, the sexual reference in my post regarding the hypothetical photo of Charlie Sheen and a blobfish was not meant to imply that there was anything of a sexual nature going on in the photos of you and Madonna. Madonna, old worn-out skank that she is, has far better taste than to do a chimp. And there's your own well documented neurosis regarding human women, which causes you to crave them yet freeze up when the actual moment of opportunity arrives. Those two factors make the idea that I was implying anything sexual silly and illogical. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Oct 12 - 01:23 PM You do know how to mix yer sugar and salt, don'tcha, Bee-dub? Well, okay, you can say what you want about me, but don't go callin' my buddy Madonna a worn-out skank, mister! I don't put up with that sorta talk when it comes to women. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 27 Oct 12 - 02:30 PM Don't dis Chongo, Frank! He has been a running joke on Mudcat for years. Besides, there may be some truth to those "p**pflinger" accusations-- |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Stringsinger Date: 27 Oct 12 - 02:32 PM What are you smokin' Chongo? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Oct 12 - 07:21 PM He normally smokes nothing but the best. Cuban cigars. Same as Bill Clinton. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 27 Oct 12 - 08:49 PM He claims that those are Cuban cigars, Little Hawk, but they are rolled up banana leaves, and only God, and the three macaques that make them, know what's stuffed inside them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Oct 12 - 08:56 PM LOL!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Rapparee Date: 27 Oct 12 - 11:05 PM So, Chonga admits to dealing with Cuba and/or having Cuban goods in blatant defiance of US law! Remmber, it's not what we want the law to be or what the law should be, but what it is! We might want to drive 75 mph in a school zone, but the law says no. We might think that it should be legal to use heroin for fun, but the law says no. We might thing it's alright to smuggle illegal immigrants from the US into Canada, but it's against Canadian laws. Is this the type of person we want as President? One who OPENLY flouts the laws of the United States of America? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 28 Oct 12 - 12:33 AM You are a great kidder, Rapparee! We all know that it is impossible to be President without openly flouting the laws of the United States. If you even tried, people would be very angry. Not only do they want you to flout the laws, they like you better if you flout the Ten Commandments,too. Why do you think we have so many wars? Chongo knows this too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 12 - 12:40 AM Smoking cigars, especially Cuban cigars, leads to sin. It led a President of the United States to the sin of lust, and not just in his heart. Then comes a fatal glass of beer, and the President slides down the slippery slope into drunkenness and worse. If you doubt this just look at Canada, where Cuban cigars are sold openly and freely...socialized medicine, beer drinking, even hard cider! I was so shocked when I last visited there I fell to my knees and openly prayed that the wrath of the Lord would spare Our Northern Neighbor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 28 Oct 12 - 02:47 AM He says he smokes Cuban cigars to appeal to ALL voters. Cuban, because the 'left' will applaud him for buying Cuban.... ..and Cuban because the 'right' can afford them. Chumps for chimps! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 28 Oct 12 - 09:39 AM You'd better watch when you fall to your knees, Rapparee. Sinners completely misunderstand that. And, for some reason, people would much rather see you smoking cigars,drinking, and worse, than praying. Chongo knows this too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Oct 12 - 02:29 PM "I was so shocked when I last visited there I fell to my knees and openly prayed that the wrath of the Lord would spare Our Northern Neighbor." Oh, so you were that loony, Rap...I was wondering who it was! They had a little humourous piece about it on "As It Happens" (the CBC radio news show...socialized radio for the masses of the True North Strong and Free...no commercials!!!). |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: Pete Jennings Date: 28 Oct 12 - 04:53 PM Hey Chongs, here in the UK we can smoke Cuban cigars legally - and we get the pick of them - the very best quality. Eat your heart out monkey-face. Oh, and by the way, we also get Glenkinchie at the supermarket. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 28 Oct 12 - 05:36 PM He's on his way. Bill Clinton even paid for his ticket and got his papers approved! GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Apes will steal the election! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 29 Oct 12 - 01:44 AM Seriously, I think Chongo will be my write in vote...he's far better than the two baboons pretending to represent me! GfS |
