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BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo!
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Subject: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Oct 12 - 05:28 PM Zippy the Pinhead has publicly endorsed Chongo Chimp for president. This is good! Zippy pulls a lot of weight on the West Coast. Here's the Zippy episode in today's strip: "Sleeping With the Enemy" Zippy is also of indeterminate species...and that fits in well with Chongo's ongoing campaign against specism. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,999 Date: 25 Oct 12 - 05:51 PM PLEASE send me some of whatever you're smoking. Fawk, I'll even vote for the ape. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Oct 12 - 05:54 PM LOL! Okay......but it takes time to dry and process those banana peels, 999. Figure a week or two before I have the next batch ready for ya. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,999 Date: 25 Oct 12 - 06:08 PM Now you're pulling my leg. I tried them back in the 1960s. They don't work. I also know you don't smoke a thing, and I'm saying that because I really wouldn't want anyone getting that idea. HOWEVER, I do. (Sorry for the thread drift.) Zippy the Pinhead. Jaysus, LH, ya know? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 25 Oct 12 - 06:58 PM Chonga has also been endorsed by Pantagruel, Sancho Panza, Windy Halliday, Butch Cavendish, Tantor (a surprise endorsement!), four manatees, and the country of Lichtenstein. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 25 Oct 12 - 10:58 PM This just in! Boone Helm, Alferd Packer, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Albert Fish have given Chonga their enthusiastic endorsement! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,The Great Root Bear Date: 25 Oct 12 - 11:36 PM I too am endorsing Chongo! And if Muammar Gadhafi was alive today, he would be endorsing Chongo as well. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Henry Krinkle Date: 26 Oct 12 - 05:06 AM Although I'm not voting for Chongo, I endorse him as well. He's more of a man than Prez al-Obama. =(:-( D) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 26 Oct 12 - 09:22 AM I have no comment on the election, but wish to state that I have been a fan of Zippy since I first saw the strip. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 26 Oct 12 - 09:30 AM Benito Mussolini, Idi Amin and Osama Bin Laden have sent me, via ouija board, endorsements of Chonga. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Henry Krinkle Date: 26 Oct 12 - 09:32 AM What did you think of the pinheads in the movie Freaks? I thought they were very sweet. Freaks |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Oct 12 - 12:03 PM Hmmm. I'd forgotten all about that movie. Yeah, they do seem kind of sweet and gentle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 26 Oct 12 - 05:07 PM Ron Paul has provided Chongo with twenty three truckloads of bananas, which he no longer needs.He withheld his public endorsement, however, because he is concerned that it may do Chongo more harm than good, particularly among conservative baboons, who Paul alienated during the Primate primaries when he called Newt Gingrich "Nothing more than a baboon." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Bobert Date: 26 Oct 12 - 05:24 PM Well, this is great news... Chongz is going to have two votes... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Oct 12 - 11:30 PM That certainly would be upsetting to most Baboons...there is actually much similarity between Ron Paul's position on foreign policy and Chongo's position on same. They both want to end the foreign interventions. They differ, however, on domestic policy. I think it's quite a generous gesture on Paul's part to donate all those bananas...as well as to withhold his official endorsement. Now, if we could just get a few famous singers to endorse Chongo... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 26 Oct 12 - 11:56 PM "Singers Barbara and Louise Mandrel recently endorsed Chongo, because they mistakenly thought that he was a mandrill. The embarrassed sisters quickly corrected the error, and announced that the had actually meant to endorse Mitt Romney." From Entertainment Weekly |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 27 Oct 12 - 12:42 AM Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy have done so. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 27 Oct 12 - 12:56 PM I was hopin' my good drinkin' and shootin' buddy Clint Eastwood would see the light and endorse my candidacy too...but he sold out to the damned Republicans again! And he stood around talkin' to a chair. I think he is losin' it. He and Neil Diamond both got problems with talkin' to chairs. It happens in the entertainment business. Bein' too famous too soon can drive a person right out of their mind. You gotta be TOUGH to deal with great fame...like my pal, Madonna. She can take it, but not many can. - Chongo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Henry Krinkle Date: 28 Oct 12 - 11:01 AM More pinhead fun for everyone pinhead fun |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 12 - 11:15 AM Madonna endorsed Obama at a concert last night. She said, "I don't care who you vote for, as long as it's for Obama. Or Romeny. Or just vote for anybody except that shit-slinging Chonga!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Oct 12 - 02:24 PM WHAT??????????????? You damnable liar! You precipitous dupe! You inconsequential guttersnipe! You pigeon eater! You...you accursed...librarian!!! She never said anything of the sort. You'll be sorry you spread those false rumors. Chongo has legislation in mind to deal with you and your specist ilk after he gets elected. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 12 - 02:53 PM So, don't face the truth. Whether you confront the facts or not, the facts remain the facts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Pete Jennings Date: 28 Oct 12 - 04:57 PM Surely the clue is in "Pinhead". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 12 - 06:32 PM Chonga has picked up some more endorsements! The Kangaroo Men of Gooli, the Moorlocks, Popeye the Sailor, Wile E. Coyote, Jack McCall, Robert Ford, Anders Bering Breivik, Bernard Madoff, and of course, Kenneth Lay. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Oct 12 - 06:36 PM Hey, man, that was in L.A. She must have been joking. Chongo is a shoo-in in L.A., and she would know that. There are more registered monkeys and apes in L.A. than in any other city in America. It's the place where the famous Cheetah made all his movies, fer Chrissake, and it's the spiritual home ground of King Kong! Poor Kong...he should never have let them take him to New York...just tragic! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Rapparee Date: 28 Oct 12 - 09:24 PM Some past Congressfolk have endorsed Chonga: Michael Myers and James Traficant from the House of Representatives, and John Ensign from the Senate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 28 Oct 12 - 10:00 PM Fred Phelps held a fundraiser for Chongo--quite a surprise given the dodgy nature of chimp sexuality. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Oct 12 - 11:19 PM Hey, compared to (some) humans, Chimps are pretty conservative when it comes to sex. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Zippy the Pinhead endorses Chongo! From: GUEST,Stim Date: 28 Oct 12 - 11:48 PM That's true, but chimps are not conservative compared to Fred Phelps. |
